Post your theories about this photo.

[Rain Man]

This was in the smoking gun's mug shot section.


The question is:


Why was this person arrested?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0321082mugs9.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0321082mugs9.html

[milkman]

Since they don't arrest people for stupidity alone, I got nuthin'.

[teedubya]

he may have passed out, drunk... his buddies wrote on him, he woke up in a vengeance?

[LiL stumppy]

Drugs? Alcohol? Bordem?

[LiL stumppy]

he may have passed out, drunk... his buddies wrote on him, he woke up in a vengeance?

It's weird, I typed nearly the same except thing, but didn't post it because I had some doubts about the theory. weird.

[Rain Man]

For some reason, I want to think that he was arrested for identify theft on Tony the Tiger.

[RedDread]

I'm going to say beating up a run-by tattoo artist.

[Rasputin]

Must be a Donkey fan.

[stlchiefs]

Attempted impersonation of a famous black actor?

[stevieray]

It was at that moment, when Dylan realized that telling his girlfriend Sky that her mascara reminded him of Marilyn Manson, things would escalate into an event Jim McMaham would've paid the rights for..

[Bugeater]

Passed out at a Chiefsplanet Bash?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He stole something and a dye pack exploded in his face.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Chris Jericho got thrown in the clink for making out with Mike Tyson?

[Delano]

This is what happens when Goths attempt to apply make-up while driving very fast to the mall.

[Extra Point]

While holding up a bank at Wide-Sharpie point, it backfired on him, rendering him unconscious.

Either that, or that's the last time he'll hit on Mary Poppins.

[ROYC75]

A Tigger fan dressed up for their NCAA / NIT game in March ?

[Ultra Peanut]

It was at that moment, when Dylan realized that telling his girlfriend Sky that her mascara reminded him of Marilyn Manson, things would escalate into an event Jim McMaham would've paid the rights for..Who the **** is Jim McMahon?

This guy is cool as hell:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2qj9iqt.jpg

[Extra Point]

Herb Taylor's team pic just got a little different.

[stlchiefs]

The store was out of gold paint?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=181888

[blueballs]

Peeping through a heating grate
in to a womans bathroom in a coal mine

[Bowser]

This was in the smoking gun's mug shot section.


The question is:


Why was this person arrested?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0321082mugs9.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0321082mugs9.html

I bet that's the last time he makes fun of a roving pack of mimes.

[BucEyedPea]

He was having his face marked by a plastic surgeon to hide his identity because of an earlier crime. Then the plastic surgeon recognized him and turned him in, and they got in a scuffle over it.

[KcMizzou]

I don't know what he got busted for... but everyone knows not to be the first to pass out.

That's just drunken etiquette.

[plbrdude]

The store was out of gold paint?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=181888

i can't help it. for some reason that guy reminds me of george brett.

[UL Washington]

Listening to Poison albums in public.

[Easy Money]

Sign him Carl!!!

[teedubya]

WARRIORS Guy, WTF? Was he eating out a solid gold statue? That's weird.

[Boon]

Ace Frehly's replacement?

[Frazod]

My guess is he was in a fight and whoever he was fighting rubbed his face in a small open container of paint or tar.

[DenverChief]

WARRIORS Guy, WTF? Was he eating out a solid gold statue? That's weird.


Gold paint is the fan favorite of paint huffers

[Baby Lee]

WARRIORS Guy, WTF? Was he eating out a solid gold statue? That's weird.

Not sure your level of [blissful] obliviousness about huffing, but these guys buy a can of paint and spray it into a paper/plastic bag, then 'huff' the mineral spirits that are aerosolized from the paint for a sluggish buzz.

[Braincase]

"If you come another step closer, I...I...I... I'm not afraid to use this!"
"A frickin' Sharpie?"
"Yeah, man, a SHARPIE!"
"I'm SO smackin' yo bitch ass up!"

[burt]

When Choosing his disguise for the Quick Trip robbery, Roger mistook a permanant marker for a dry erase marker. This made it fairly easy to identify him.

[Ultra Peanut]

Not sure your level of [blissful] obliviousness about huffing, but these guys buy a can of paint and spray it into a paper/plastic bag, then 'huff' the mineral spirits that are aerosolized from the paint for a sluggish buzz.Glue is a far smoother high.

[headsnap]

he beat up Rain Man...

[milkman]

I'm going to say beating up a run-by tattoo artist.

This was a winner!

[tmax63]

I was gonna say a magic marker fight that escalated wildy out of control or drawing mustaches on wanted posters at the post office.

[crazycoffey]

Not sure your level of [blissful] obliviousness about huffing, but these guys buy a can of paint and spray it into a paper/plastic bag, then 'huff' the mineral spirits that are aerosolized from the paint for a sluggish buzz.

Glue is a far smoother high.


Both are very stupid ways to kill off a few too many brain cells just for a cheap high.
not worth the trade off, IMO.

[Ultra Peanut]

Both are very stupid ways to kill off a few too many brain cells just for a cheap high.
not worth the trade off, IMO.Don't be a square, maaaaan.

I'M REALLY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW

[keg in kc]

That's what you look like after your entire cellblock gives you a dirty sanchez.

[crazycoffey]

Don't be a square, maaaaan.

I'M REALLY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW


you may be too far beyond gone by now....

[JohninGpt]

Bank robbery, but the teller fought him off with her "insufficient funds" stamp. That thing is brutal.