Ok guys who here “fakes it”?

[MIAdragon]

We had a few couples over several nights ago and the topic of how great it is for women having the ability of “faking” in bed undetected. I told her I hated to rain on her parade but men can and DO fake it also. (Those late night multiple round romps can be quite draining or if the game is coming on it becomes quite handy.) My wife called BS, so the next step was to put here to the test that was completed last night. After I finished I asked her real or fake. She was 1-4. So who here employs the male “fake”?

[blueballs]

not all of us can fake an erection

[Chief Pote]

Quit acting like a girl.

[philfree]

I've faked once im my life and that's it. If you're really any good at what you do you should be able to orgasm on demand. You should be able to make it last or you should like Larry The Cable Guy and just git'er done!

PhilFree:arrow:

[ChiefsFire]

So what do you do?...pull out and spit on her back?

[Sure-Oz]

never had to fake and neither has she

[crazycoffey]

So what do you do?...pull out and spit on her back?

So, is that like a half houdini?

I actually did once, with an ex wife - She was a military F "do it this way, do this now, more to the left" and one night during a second or third round it was really turning me off, so I just acted like I went.

She said it didn't seem like much "stuff" came out, I just said we used it all up earlier.....

[Iowanian]

She'll know.

You'll get busted when the cape falls off after you superman that hoe...

Maybe you should just start f@cking for distance instead of speed, there Carl Lewis.

[StcChief]

Just keep the Elmer's glue bottle handy

[eazyb81]

What's the point of faking? If you don't feel like messing around, then don't.

Who wears the pants in your relationship? :hmmm:

[The Franchise]

never had to fake and neither has she

Same here.

[The Franchise]

Exactly how do you fake it without any fluid? You aren't peeing in her are you?

[DeezNutz]

What's the point of faking?

Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep. /Kramer/

[The Rick]

I don't think either of us has ever faked it, or had the need to fake it...

[Bowser]

You should have incorporated if men are faking thinking of her at that moment.

[Sure-Oz]

Exactly how do you fake it without any fluid? You aren't peeing in her are you?

He's R.kelly'ing her

[crazycoffey]

Exactly how do you fake it without any fluid? You aren't peeing in her are you?


only in her butt....

[tooge]

I have faked actually giving a rats arse about the chick I am banging. Does that count?

[ChiTown]

So what do you do?...pull out and spit on her back?

:LOL:

[DTLB58]

Quit acting like a girl.

ROFL

[R&GHomer]

I'll admit it. I have at least once that I can remember and it was only because she was really in the mood and I was stressed out. Took care of her, and then faked it so I wouldn't make her feel bad.

[Iowanian]

If you have to fake it too often....maybe you should have her gorilla glue that bass mouth shut at the bottom...a home-husband stitch.

[Radar Chief]

If you have to fake it too often....maybe you should have her gorilla glue that bass mouth shut at the bottom...a home-husband stitch.

:LOL: That or flip her over and pop it in her sewer, if it’s any tighter.

[SBK]

I have found that faking would be impossible. I don't have the endurance to last that long.

[BucEyedPea]

Never faked it. If a woman has to, it's usually the man.

[Sure-Oz]

If you need to fake it why not get her some ky to rub up in there, if you can't get off with that then somethings wrong

[Lonewolf Ed]

Never faked it. If a woman has to, it's usually the man.

I always ignore her first one in case she is faking for whatever silly reason. If she fakes it more than once per session, though, she doesn't deserve any real ones.

[BucEyedPea]

I always ignore her first one in case she is faking for whatever silly reason. If she fakes it more than once per session, though, she doesn't deserve any real ones.

She'll have to know what a real one is first, to fake it. Otherwise, we're lost.

[vailpass]

Man's question: How do you make a woman come?

[vailpass]

Man's answer: Who cares?

[vailpass]

Just kidding BEP, just kidding.

[Mr. Plow]

Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep. /Kramer/


that was the first thing that popped into my head. ROFL

[BucEyedPea]

Just kidding BEP, just kidding.

Nuh uh! You proved my point.:D

[Mr. Plow]

It's hard to fake it that fast. I mean I've only got 30 seconds or so.

[a1na2]

You guys have got to find something better to discuss here.

This sounds like discussions you'd expect to hear in a girls locker room.

[booger]

How does Goatse fake his mangasms?











He tosses a warm cup of yogurt on Nick's back.

[crazycoffey]

Never faked it. If a woman has to, it's usually the man.


It's impossible for a "gusher" girl to fake it, or so I've recently learned....

[alpha_omega]

Huh?

[crazycoffey]

Huh?


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=180684

[DaFace]

What's the point?

[keg in kc]

I'd have to have it to fake it.

[Demonpenz]

Ok I knew of a guy who knew of a guy that kind of sober'd up during it and didn't want to chance a preggers crazy girl. Instead of pulling out he didn't want his scanlon sailors anywhere near her breeding seashore

[The Franchise]

If she's faking multiples......then she's got way too much time on her hands.

[Iowanian]

Never faked it. If a woman has to, it's usually the man.


Thats not true. There are a lot of frigid women out there who can't even get themselves off.

I'm sure an old pro like you never has an issue with men faking....or they get a refund.

[The Franchise]

Thats not true. There are a lot of frigid women out there who can't even get themselves off.

I'm sure an old pro like you never has an issue with men faking....or they get a refund.

ROFL:shake:ROFL

[Donger]

Fakes what? Orgasm?

[CoMoChief]

I faked it a few times because I was drunk and I wanted to pass out.

[Iowanian]

I admit...its a combover.

I fake it on occasion. I fake that I'm listening when I'm not, I fake that I'm sorry, when I'm not, I fake that I'm concerned about the coworker drama, when I'm not...I fake that I care what happens on ER...well, no I don't do that....but as far as faking my favorite part of sex.....thats re-cockulous.

[Deberg_1990]

WHy would a guy ever want to fake it??

The girl must have been really bad..

[StcChief]

Fakes what? Orgasm?
yeah good luck with that unless you dried up.

tjhey don't call it sleeping on the wet spot for nothing.

[Mr. Plow]

WHy would a guy ever want to fake it??

The girl must have been really bad..


After thinking about this a bit, I can agree. Unless you are going at it for 4 hours - I've only been there once - there's really no reason to.

[DJJasonp]

I faked it a few times because I was drunk and I wanted to pass out.

Agreed....I've been on round 2 or 3 on a heavy binge-drinking night....and knew there was no way in hell the "money shot" was going to happen.

So yep....it was either that, or puke from exhaustion.

[kcxiv]

back in 2001 i had to take some medication that just wouldnt let me get over the hump. I told my GF at the time. I give up, i cant do it. haha

[Phobia]

I've faked it a few times - sometimes she's just too tired or sore to continue but doesn't want to leave me hanging.

[KCChiefsMan]

no comment

[007]

back in 2001 i had to take some medication that just wouldnt let me get over the hump. I told my GF at the time. I give up, i cant do it. haha

OK, your choice of words was spot on.