A new government weight loss commercial

[Rain Man]

[Cue commercial]

[Two girls playing catch on beach. One misses a catch and chases the ball. She stops suddenly.]

Girl 1: Hey, check it out.

Girl 2: [Jogs over] What is that?

Girl 1: [Poking head with stick] It looks like a human head.

Girl 2: Where do you think it came from?

Girl 1: I'm guessing someone lost it walking in a bad neighborhood instead of driving.

Girl 2: Just leave it. Let's go.

[Trumpets] DAH duh DAH duh DAH duh DAH DAH duh

http://adcouncil.wmod.llnwd.net/a540/o1/adcouncil/tv/obesity_prevention/obprev_belly.wmv

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344533,00.html

Scottish Schoolgirls Playing on Beach Find Woman's Severed Head
Tuesday, April 01, 2008

EDINBURGH, Scotland — Two schoolgirls playing on a Scottish beach found a woman's severed head, police said Tuesday.

The girls found the head wrapped in a plastic bag on a beach outside Arbroath, about 55 miles (90 kilometers) south of Aberdeen. A hand and other body parts were found later.

"They were upset by the discovery and their parents contacted the police," said Detective Chief Inspector Graham McMillan of Tayside Police.

Part of the beach remains cordoned off, as 40 officers comb the area for evidence.

Police have not released details of the dead woman's race, identity or age but say the head does not appear to be linked to any pending murder or missing person investigation.

[Hydrae]

[Cue commercial]

[Two girls playing catch on beach. One misses a catch and chases the ball. She stops suddenly.]

Girl 1: Hey, check it out.

Girl 2: [Jogs over] What is that?

Girl 1: [Poking head with stick] It looks like a human head.

Girl 2: Where do you think it came from?

Girl 1: I'm guessing someone lost it walking in a bad neighborhood instead of driving.

Girl 2: Just leave it. Let's go.

[Trumpets] DAH duh DAH duh DAH duh DAH DAH duh

http://adcouncil.wmod.llnwd.net/a540/o1/adcouncil/tv/obesity_prevention/obprev_belly.wmv

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,344533,00.html

Scottish Schoolgirls Playing on Beach Find Woman's Severed Head
Tuesday, April 01, 2008

EDINBURGH, Scotland — Two schoolgirls playing on a Scottish beach found a woman's severed head, police said Tuesday.

The girls found the head wrapped in a plastic bag on a beach outside Arbroath, about 55 miles (90 kilometers) south of Aberdeen. A hand and other body parts were found later.

"They were upset by the discovery and their parents contacted the police," said Detective Chief Inspector Graham McMillan of Tayside Police.

Part of the beach remains cordoned off, as 40 officers comb the area for evidence.

Police have not released details of the dead woman's race, identity or age but say the head does not appear to be linked to any pending murder or missing person investigation.

Sounds like it isn't linked to much of anything anymore. :)

[seclark]

The girls found the head wrapped in a plastic bag on a beach outside Arbroath, about 55 miles (90 kilometers) south of Aberdeen. A hand and other body parts were found later.

sounds like a hell of a scavenger hunt these girls had.
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[BigOlChiefsfan]

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...

Sounds like the return of The infamous Sawney Beane (http://sawneybean.tripod.com/sawneybean.htm).

[Adept Havelock]

I know her name. [/Kurgan]

[Rausch]

Police have not released details of the dead woman's race, identity or age but say the head does not appear to be linked to any pending murder or missing person investigation.

Really?

They think it just ****ing got tired of the fast food and crawled away on its own?...

[jiveturkey]

I'm betting that the head belongs to a 3rd grade teacher.