Its should be a crime....

[badgirl]

Got to work and they have removed the coffee pots!!! What the hell, I stop every morning and get coffee but they usually have 3 pots of coffee here made when I get here in the morning. I am not going to be in a good mood here today.:grr:

[rad]

Cut some lines on your desk. Maybe they'll get the hint.

[badgirl]

Cut some lines on your desk. Maybe they'll get the hint.

ROFL ya think? I beleive I would be the one getting the hint when they booted my ass out the door.LMAO

[rad]

Well, then if they're gonna over-react like that over a little thing like blatant recreational illegal drug use, then you're better off finding out about it now, so you can cut your losses early and persue greener pastures.

Noone wants to work for uptight squares.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Walk around with a can of Folger's, eating the grounds straight.

[Demonpenz]

Luckily they can't get rid of the coffee where I work at, it's apart of most of the morning value meals

[StcChief]

BYO gotta thermos and coffee at home?

[Warrior5]

Walk around with a can of Folger's, eating the grounds straight.

Better yet, start dipping Folger's. Just a pinch between your cheek and gum, and you'll get your caffeine fix.

Also works wonders for your personal appearance...

[Iowanian]

take a dump on the reception desk.....that'll teach them.

[stumppy]

I am not going to be in a good mood here today.:grr:


It's DeJaVu all over again.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Better yet, start dipping Folger's. Just a pinch between your cheek and gum, and you'll get your caffeine fix.

Also works wonders for your personal appearance...

I was not suggesting it as a means for caffeine. Mine was a suggestion for sending a message. Gotta walk around with the can of coffee grounds, a national, recognizable brand, and a plastic spoon.

[badgirl]

It's DeJaVu all over again.

it is isn't it.:rolleyes:

[badgirl]

Walk around with a can of Folger's, eating the grounds straight.

yes, I may try that.LMAO

[TrebMaxx]

So no explanation on what happened to the coffee pots? No prior notice? I would be pissed if my work did that. I mean, no warning, no explanation. At least if I knew it was going to happen I could bring in my own.

[badgirl]

Ok, on top of not having my morning coffee, I got a phone call from a pervert who felt the need to act like it was a business call just to end up putting me on his speakerphone and turning on his porn very loudly, then he started breathing loudly in the phone. All I could hear was moaning and him breathing:rolleyes:

[Phobia]

Ok, on top of not having my morning coffee, I got a phone call from a pervert who felt the need to act like it was a business call just to end up putting me on his speakerphone and turning on his porn very loudly, then he started breathing loudly in the phone. All I could hear was moaning and him breathing:rolleyes:
Actually, I've merely lost my voice. Could you please tell me when my tool will be ready? I need it to be especially hard this time.

[CosmicPal]

You think that's bad, my company sent us a memo today announcing the fact they're cutting back on spending, and one of the items is no more toilet paper.

[chasedude]

You think that's bad, my company sent us a memo today announcing the fact they're cutting back on spending, and one of the items is no more toilet paper.

:spock: Are you expected to bring in your own now?

[Bowser]

You think that's bad, my company sent us a memo today announcing the fact they're cutting back on spending, and one of the items is no more toilet paper.

Wipe your ass with that memo, then post it on the board.

[blueballs]

If they cut back on coffee and tp
it's time to cut back on the regular hygiene

[Iowanian]

It wasn't a pervert...just a guy with an annoying hail damage fetish.


maybe that was a subtle hint from the boss that you should be WORKING instead
of sanding the coffee pot table with your chic jeans logo.

[Fish]

Did you try sleeping with management?


Ok, on top of not having my morning coffee, I got a phone call from a pervert who felt the need to act like it was a business call just to end up putting me on his speakerphone and turning on his porn very loudly, then he started breathing loudly in the phone. All I could hear was moaning and him breathing:rolleyes:

Nevermind.... guess you've got it covered....

[Cntrygal]

Ok, on top of not having my morning coffee, I got a phone call from a pervert who felt the need to act like it was a business call just to end up putting me on his speakerphone and turning on his porn very loudly, then he started breathing loudly in the phone. All I could hear was moaning and him breathing:rolleyes:

Did you start laughing hysterically and yell, "hey everyone - listen to the guy with a little dick that can't get a woman!!!"?

[Cntrygal]

Of course......... maybe it was that guy that keeps showing up for job interviews. He could be stalking you.

[Rain Man]

You think that's bad, my company sent us a memo today announcing the fact they're cutting back on spending, and one of the items is no more toilet paper.

I actually did an analysis on Chiefsplanet a while back and discovered that it's more cost-effective to provide Depends to employees and shut down the bathrooms. Those bathroom visits chew up a lot of time, and as we all know, time is money.

[Adept Havelock]

Did you start laughing hysterically and yell, "hey everyone - listen to the guy with a little dick that can't get a woman!!!"?

Nice. The best response I've ever seen to a flasher was a lady who just pointed and starting laughing.

[tmax63]

I work for Uncle Sugar and I am represented by a union even though I don't pay dues. Can you say "change in workplace environment". The union would have that coffee pot back so fast your head would spin and it would go to negotiation then IF they proved that it was a vital change that had to occur then they would have to give us at least 2 weeks notice. I'm not really pro-union but sometimes they have their place.

[Buehler445]

Got to work and they have removed the coffee pots!!! What the hell, I stop every morning and get coffee but they usually have 3 pots of coffee here made when I get here in the morning. I am not going to be in a good mood here today.:grr:

Get you one of these.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41fMX43Y8SL._SS260_.jpg

Fill it up and set it at night, coffee is ready by the time you are up.

Put it in one of these

http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_510165_renderset_01?$main-Large$

And give the company a giant f-u. That way you are guarenteed your coffee.

[Cntrygal]

Did badgirl get sent to detox for coffee withdrawl? :eek:

[alanm]

Get you one of these.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41fMX43Y8SL._SS260_.jpg

Fill it up and set it at night, coffee is ready by the time you are up.

Put it in one of these

http://images.cabelas.com/is/image/cabelas/s7_510165_renderset_01?$main-Large$

And give the company a giant f-u. That way you are guarenteed your coffee.
Logic and practicality have no place in the real world. :)

[keg in kc]

Logic and practicality have no place in the real world.Substitute "real world" with "female mind", and I think you're on to something.

[Cntrygal]

Substitute "real world" with "female mind", and I think you're on to something.

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[keg in kc]

:D