Denver Area: Draft party at my house.

[Rain Man]

I wasn't sure if I should end the title in a period or an exclamation point. I wanted to use an exclamation point, but I thought it might seem kind of egotistical. Anyway, I've got a television set, and I know how to obtain pizza and beer and soda and stuff, so if anyone wants to come over on draft day, we can discuss the insanity of it all. The party will probably last through the first ten picks or so of the second round.

Anyone? Anyone?

Here are some pics of the last party I hosted, in case you want a sneak preview.

http://kevinunderhill.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/belushi_toga.jpg

http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/thumbnail2/4931_couple_partying_at_a_cocktail_party.jpg

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070601/293.hiltons.060107.jpg

http://www.partywirks.com/asset/asset/631/Heros01.jpg

http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/1/hugh-hefner_s-playmates.jpg

http://www.yugatech.com/photos/ipap-photos/IMG_3403.jpg

http://www.artagogo.com/reviews/sjma/Tupperware.jpg

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/8573/41659/t/219333-Some-bloke-wrecked-and-passed-out-1.jpg

[Mr. Flopnuts]

The last picture sold me. If I'm in Denver on my birthday I'm comin over.

[Bugeater]

Throw in a couple of these and I'm in.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=3&pictureid=16

[DaFace]

Assuming others are interested, I'm in.

[blueballs]

move in antiques for the video insurance taping

[Hammock Parties]

Watch your cats closely, Kevin! There are nefarious types about!

[DeezNutz]

Assuming others are interested, I'm in.

You need a chaperone? Are you worried that you'll get raped, in the butt?

[DaFace]

You need a chaperone? Are you worried that you'll get raped, in the butt?

Eh, I could. But I see Rain Man every weekday, so it might not be as much fun with just the two of us sitting there staring at each other the whole time.

[Bowser]

First in with the obligatory "ENDelt is drunk and passed out there already" post!

[Boon]

If the Asians are in, I'm in.
They've got that football stuff down!

[Rain Man]

Eh, I could. But I see Rain Man every weekday, so it might not be as much fun with just the two of us sitting there staring at each other the whole time.

I'm way different on the weekends, though. I'm outta control, kind of. I don't shave, and I wear shoes with ink stains on them.

[Dartgod]

Can you send a plane for me?

[Phobia]

If you knew how to find me you'd know how to get to my website's draft party.

[beach tribe]

If I were in range I'd ask if you'd have me.

[Rain Man]

It looks like we're off to a good start. Me and DaFace, and if my mechanic can get the LearJet's landing gear fixed, several others. The landing gear is really problematic right now, though.

[headsnap]

Draft Punk is playing your house, YOUR HOUSE!?!?!? :eek:



WOW...

[Bowser]

It looks like we're off to a good start. Me and DaFace, and if my mechanic can get the LearJet's landing gear fixed, several others. The landing gear is really problematic right now, though.

Come on, guys! It's simple! Get some 3-in1 oil and some gauze pads, and fix that fetzer valve! And clean these windows! They're caked with gunk and grime, see?

[beach tribe]

It looks like we're off to a good start. Me and DaFace, and if my mechanic can get the LearJet's landing gear fixed, several others. The landing gear is really problematic right now, though.

Cut a hole in the bottom, and Flintsone it.

[Nzoner]

First in with the obligatory "ENDelt is drunk and passed out there already" post!


I really liked this one :D

[CosmicPal]

If you invite the 2007 Brazilian Jello Wrestling team to your party, I'll be sure to drop by.

http://inkspot.customink.com/iotw/photo/image/1899/0/Arianas_Bach_Party_051.jpg

[Hammock Parties]

That lady to the left of the queen is a fox.

[Rain Man]

If you invite the 2007 Brazilian Jello Wrestling team to your party, I'll be sure to drop by.


They're in. Can you give them a ride from Sao Paulo?

[Wa-Z]

First in with the obligatory "ENDelt is drunk and passed out there already" post!

Is that what I think it is?

[ClevelandBronco]

My wife and I would enjoy attending.

[Rain Man]

My wife and I would enjoy attending.

You're in. Both of you. In, I say!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Eh, I could. But I see Rain Man every weekday, so it might not be as much fun with just the two of us sitting there staring at each other the whole time.

Are you saying you could need a chaperone or you could get raped in tha butt?

[007]

AS much as I would like to come and meet the Colorado group, sadly, it is just not possible on that day.

[Rain Man]

Are you saying you could need a chaperone or you could get raped in tha butt?

Actually, I think he's uncomfortable by the fact that I really do just sit there and stare at my guests. Conversation is not my forte.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Actually, I think he's uncomfortable by the fact that I really do just sit there and stare at my guests. Conversation is not my forte.

Do you lurk here more often than you post? Are you a self conscious Rain Man?

[Spicy McHaggis]

I'd come but Matt Leinart still has my beer bong.

[mlyonsd]

Considering Carl's draft history it appears to me you're looking for an excuse to get your tv replaced.

[go bo]

thanks...

at least i made it to 60 in one piece...

now i'm almost as old as skip...

but i'm a lot prettier than skip... :) :) :)

[go bo]

thanks...

at least i made it to 60 in one piece...

now i'm almost as old as skip...

but i'm still a lot prettier than skip... :) :) :)ooops, i thought this
was a birthday thread...

never mind...

[seclark]

ooops, i thought this
was a birthday thread...

never mind...

hahahahahah!!! hbd go bowe!!!
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[Hog's Gone Fishin]

If everyone will PM me their address I'll wash out a hog trailer and round everybody up.

[Spicy McHaggis]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/canseco_hey_guys_who_wants_to_come

[Rain Man]

Wow! How did I rate a sticky? Look everyone, I made a sticky!

(Actually, it doesn't sound very cool when I say it that way.)

[Nzoner]

Wow! Look everyone, I made a sticky!


Alex,I'll take things not to say during group sex for $500

[Boon]

Wow! How did I rate a sticky? Look everyone, I made a sticky!

(Actually, it doesn't sound very cool when I say it that way.)

I don't mean to burst your bubble Mr Rainman, but me thinks it was Mr. Hogfarmer's generous offer to transport everyone in one of his trailers that warranted the sticky.

[banyon]

Wow! How did I rate a sticky? Look everyone, I made a sticky!

(Actually, it doesn't sound very cool when I say it that way.)

Does that mean this is real?

Hell, maybe I can show up too now that I live in the middle of nowhere.

[Rain Man]

Does that mean this is real?

Hell, maybe I can show up too now that I live in the middle of nowhere.

Come on over. We're only 4 minutes away by Concorde.

[Donger]

I think this is a ploy.

[Rain Man]

I think this is a ploy.

A ruse perhaps, but not a ploy. I never ploy.

Do you wish to apply for admission?

[RustShack]

I wanna party with you!

[Scaga]

Be careful everyone....
RainMan is out of human steaks and is looking to refill is freezer.

:eek:

[Donger]

A ruse perhaps, but not a ploy. I never ploy.

Do you wish to apply for admission?

No. I'll be trying to restrain myself from strangling my MiL that weekend, unfortunately.

[Rain Man]

No. I'll be trying to restrain myself from strangling my MiL that weekend, unfortunately.

You'd rather hang out with your in-laws than come to my party? That's an indictment of my party-giving skills.

[Donger]

You'd rather hang out with your in-laws than come to my party? That's an indictment of my party-giving skills.

No, but I doubt that I could convince my wife not to get on an airplane to DFW that weekend. I'd prefer your invitation, but you aren't really that cute.

[Skip Towne]

thanks...

at least i made it to 60 in one piece...

now i'm almost as old as skip...

but i'm a lot prettier than skip... :) :) :)

You're not what ya want but you're all ya want.

[Halfcan]

First in with the obligatory "ENDelt is drunk and passed out there already" post!

Classic!

[Miles]

I want to say I will be in but don't know right now. I believe I live fairly close to those rocks in your back yard and I think my roommate would appreciate not having me dominating draft day on the TV.

[Rain Man]

I want to say I will be in but don't know right now. I believe I live fairly close to those rocks in your back yard and I think my roommate would appreciate not having me dominating draft day on the TV.

I brought your name up to the invitation committee, and in a controversial, combative, and at times bitter vote, your application was approved! If you can confirm that you're in or out at some point, that'd be great so I know how much caviar to buy.

[Skip Towne]

Will there be a halftime show?

[Phobia]

I really am having a draft party. http://fatchatter.com/index.php?topic=1021.0

[J Diddy]

I really am having a draft party. http://fatchatter.com/index.php?topic=1021.0


Jared allen and carl peterson are gonna be pissed.

[Rain Man]

I really am having a draft party. http://fatchatter.com/index.php?topic=1021.0

Stop trying to pick off my partygoers.

Tell you what: You're at 94 degrees west, and I'm at 104 degrees west. Dodge City is at 99 degrees west, so I'll take Dodge City and everything west up to Saipal, Mahakali, Nepal, which is at 81 degrees east, and you get everything east of Dodge City up to and including Saipal, Mahakali, Nepal.

[Phobia]

Stop trying to pick off my partygoers.

Tell you what: You're at 94 degrees west, and I'm at 104 degrees west. Dodge City is at 99 degrees west, so I'll take Dodge City and everything west up to Saipal, Mahakali, Nepal, which is at 81 degrees east, and you get everything east of Dodge City up to and including Saipal, Mahakali, Nepal.

Are you seriously negotiating for a lawyer from Dodge City?

Take him. You can have Tom Cash too.

[007]

Stop trying to pick off my partygoers.

Tell you what: You're at 94 degrees west, and I'm at 104 degrees west. Dodge City is at 99 degrees west, so I'll take Dodge City and everything west up to Saipal, Mahakali, Nepal, which is at 81 degrees east, and you get everything east of Dodge City up to and including Saipal, Mahakali, Nepal.

Can we call this new area part of the Rain Man Purchase?

[Rain Man]

Are you seriously negotiating for a lawyer from Dodge City?

Take him. You can have - ahem, shut your mouth - too.


Hey, don't complain. You got all of Iran and most of India.

[Rain Man]

Can we call this new area part of the Rain Man Purchase?

I'm going to send seclark and selewis on a trip to map it.

[AustinChief]

Stop trying to pick off my partygoers.

Tell you what: You're at 94 degrees west, and I'm at 104 degrees west. Dodge City is at 99 degrees west, so I'll take Dodge City and everything west up to Saipal, Mahakali, Nepal, which is at 81 degrees east, and you get everything east of Dodge City up to and including Saipal, Mahakali, Nepal.

HEY! What if I throw a party in Austin... how do you divide the map then, smart guy? (I'm ok with any division that gives me Brazil)

--Kyle (the new Portugal)

[Rain Man]

HEY! What if I throw a party in Austin... how do you divide the map then, smart guy? (I'm ok with any division that gives me Brazil)

--Kyle (the new Portugal)

That throws a monkey wrench into things. I'm thinking maybe we go south with you. Perhaps Texas, Mexico, Central and South America, Australia, Indonesia, Philippines, India south of Delhi, and all of Africa south of the Equator. Maybe Louisiana, too. Deal?

[Mr. Laz]

if it's about the Chiefs draft is it really a "party"?


i mean by that definition then Jonestown was a party too. :spock:

[KC Jones]

Sweet - I might just get to wear my brand new Jared Allen jersey at a football related event before we trade him.

[christmas flashback]
I want a Jared Allen jersey - yeah he's a UFA this offseason, but come on what team would get rid of a guy that talented that plays with that much heart? If CP is dumb enough to spend top dollar to keep whiners like LJ or guys on their downside like TG around they will definitely pony up for Allen...
[/christmas flashback]

[Rain Man]

if it's about the Chiefs draft is it really a "party"?


i mean by that definition then Jonestown was a party too. :spock:


Depending on how the Jared Allen thing goes, I might use a Boston accent and start calling it a "potty".

[Rain Man]

Sweet - I might just get to wear my brand new Jared Allen jersey at a football related event before we trade him.

[christmas flashback]
I want a Jared Allen jersey - yeah he's a UFA this offseason, but come on what team would get rid of a guy that talented that plays with that much heart? If CP is dumb enough to spend top dollar to keep whiners like LJ or guys on their downside like TG around they will definitely pony up for Allen...
[/christmas flashback]


Awesome. This has the potential to be the best party ever.

[alanm]

I have one fear.. tupperware.

[Rain Man]

I have one fear.. tupperware.

The burp means freshness. And that's me, not the tupperware.

[alanm]

You know what's even more amazing? I still have a set of the tupperware cannisters for sugar, flour ect that they show in the middle of the table in the picture. Inherited from my Mom when I first moved away from home back in 77. I figure that picture is from around 67-68 and the cannisters are probably just as old. :eek:

[cdcox]

You know what's even more amazing? I still have a set of the tupperware cannisters for sugar, flour ect that they show in the middle of the table in the picture. Inherited from my Mom when I first moved away from home back in 77. I figure that picture is from around 67-68 and the cannisters are probably just as old. :eek:

My wife had those too when we got married. I might still have some of them around.

We definitely have and still use the bowls at the end of that table.

[DenverChief]

You know what's even more amazing? I still have a set of the tupperware cannisters for sugar, flour ect that they show in the middle of the table in the picture. Inherited from my Mom when I first moved away from home back in 77. I figure that picture is from around 67-68 and the cannisters are probably just as old. :eek:

My wife had those too when we got married. I might still have some of them around.

We definitely have and still use the bowls at the end of that table.

LMAO you guys are OLD

:p

[alanm]

LMAO you guys are OLD

:p
Eh.. only 50. Those cannisters have been to hell and back with me. I was 20 when my Mom gave them to me to use when I moved out.
They served me well.:thumb:

[patteeu]

This is a key party, right?

[AustinChief]

That throws a monkey wrench into things. I'm thinking maybe we go south with you. Perhaps Texas, Mexico, Central and South America, Australia, Indonesia, Philippines, India south of Delhi, and all of Africa south of the Equator. Maybe Louisiana, too. Deal?

DEAL!

[Rain Man]

This is a key party, right?


Is there any other kind?

[Rain Man]

DEAL!

We have a deal, and now I can tell you that I would have thrown in Yemen if you had pushed hard.

[BigChiefFan]

The Rain Man never disappoints-quality all the way. One of the funniest dudes on the board. Never stop, rain, never.

[007]

I'm going to send seclark and selewis on a trip to map it.

Hope they don't have a Phobia.

[DenverChief]

This is a key party, right?

WTF?

[patteeu]

WTF?

My understanding is that that's the only kind of party Rain Man throws. I'm sure he's expert enough to figure out a way to work you in.

Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=key+party)

[Rain Man]

My understanding is that that's the only kind of party Rain Man throws. I'm sure he's expert enough to figure out a way to work you in.

Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=key+party)


I think I may need a second hat for this.

[Rain Man]

Last call. Anyone else in? Anyone? Anyone?

[banyon]

Can't go guys. I'm on call. Maybe next year though. Enjoy!

I'll post my "MOTHERF*** YOU CARL" thread from home.

[Rain Man]

Can't go guys. I'm on call. Maybe next year though. Enjoy!

I'll post my "MOTHERF*** YOU CARL" thread from home.


This is really going to disappoint the clown and the mime.

[ChiefaRoo]

Umm, this is totally unrelated but I've had my thread starting privileges cut off for three months. I'd like to have them back please.

Umm, everyone enjoy the party I'm going to rock back and forth crying by myself if KC picks a Guard at #5 which would be a buzz kill so I'm just gonna stay in Doo Dah.

[ChiefInDenver]

I wasn't sure if I should end the title in a period or an exclamation point. I wanted to use an exclamation point, but I thought it might seem kind of egotistical. Anyway, I've got a television set, and I know how to obtain pizza and beer and soda and stuff, so if anyone wants to come over on draft day, we can discuss the insanity of it all. The party will probably last through the first ten picks or so of the second round.

Anyone? Anyone?

Here are some pics of the last party I hosted, in case you want a sneak preview.

http://kevinunderhill.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/belushi_toga.jpg

http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/thumbnail2/4931_couple_partying_at_a_cocktail_party.jpg

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070601/293.hiltons.060107.jpg

http://www.partywirks.com/asset/asset/631/Heros01.jpg

http://www.lasplash.com/uploads/1/hugh-hefner_s-playmates.jpg

http://www.yugatech.com/photos/ipap-photos/IMG_3403.jpg

http://www.artagogo.com/reviews/sjma/Tupperware.jpg

http://img2.travelblog.org/Photos/8573/41659/t/219333-Some-bloke-wrecked-and-passed-out-1.jpg
Rain Man, Can I please come to your draft Party? I promise to be good. I don't ever post, but I read the planet almost every day. I would love to meet more Cheifs fans in Denver. Thanks!

[Rain Man]

Rain Man, Can I please come to your draft Party? I promise to be good. I don't ever post, but I read the planet almost every day. I would love to meet more Chiefs fans in Denver. Thanks!

You're in, but I don't want you just lurking around in the corners. You'll have to talk. But not during the draft. Just the commercials.

[DenverChief]

I'll be there @ 4 am with my sleeping bag

[Rain Man]

I'll be there @ 4 am with my sleeping bag

DaFace has already been camped out front for a day, so you still won't get the first tickets.

That does remind me, though. First pick is at 1:00 p.m., so anyone without a sleeping bag can just arrive any time after noon.

[ChiefInDenver]

You're in, but I don't want you just lurking around in the corners. You'll have to talk. But not during the draft. Just the commercials.

I will be there. Very excited Espn just said we will probably trade down for 2 more draft picks. 15 picks in 1 day! How could you miss the draft this year.