Have you ever pretended to be any of the following to get a girl?

[Rain Man]

If you're attracted to guys, you can simply substitute "guy" for "girl". If you're attracted to picnic tables, you can simply substitute "picnic table" for "girl". If you're attracted to films of trains entering tunnels, you can ... well, you know.

Please count a category even if there was only a slight implication on your part.

Poll forthcoming, though it'll take a few minutes. Be patient.

[SPchief]

Yes

[88TG88]

Forget the poll, I don't think I've ever been completely honest to any girl. I'll tell ANY lie to get some 'tang.

[SPchief]

I think Rainman's drunk, it's taking him an awful long time to post this poll

[Smed1065]

All of the above!

[SPchief]

Finally

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Wouldn't the most obvious choice be "single"??

[KCChiefsMan]

on my first spring break trip many years ago I told some chicks that I was the kicker for KU football and on that same trip I acquired a girls gone wild hat and posed as a guy who works for them as well. Ya

[TinyEvel]

NIIIICE poll!


I think I actually am at least seven of those, and know enough people who'd collectively qualify for 90 percent of the rest (though, I bet Dane McCloud will chime in with a post that he IS 90 percent of thos enad knows 10 percent of the rest)

But I knew a dude who actually had fake busines cards made with his name and the title C.E.O. with a made-up company name like "Premier Platinum Inc." some bull$hit name that meant nothing but implied everything. He still NEVER got laid.

I just was honest with gals (...Hi, I go to CSU Northridge and work at Home Depot part time, but I'm here to party like a MoFo tonight) and then held my own on the dance floor and got pu$$y for days.

Ahhhh, the 90's

[DaneMcCloud]

Forget the poll, I don't think I've ever been completely honest to any girl. I'll tell ANY lie to get some 'tang.

You're a good man, Mr. 88!

[DaneMcCloud]

NIIIICE poll!


I think I actually am at least seven of those, and know enough people who'd collectively qualify for 90 percent of the rest (though, I bet Dane McCloud will chime in with a post that he IS 90 percent of thos enad knows 10 percent of the rest)

But I knew a dude who actually had fake busines cards made with his name and the title C.E.O. with a made-up company name like "Premier Platinum Inc." some bull$hit name that meant nothing but implied everything. He still NEVER got laid.

I just was honest with gals (...Hi, I go to CSU Northridge and work at Home Depot part time, but I'm here to party like a MoFo tonight) and then held my own on the dance floor and got pu$$y for days.

Ahhhh, the 90's

Well, I have to say in my defense, that I usually never had problems getting any chicks. But Man-O-Man, did some of my friends!

For some reason, I've always had a few friends that just had no game. So I had to make up game for them. In addition to many of the occupations above, I've introduced friends as astronauts, movie directors, studio execs, foreigners, dignitaries and my personal favorite, sniper.

I've got a good friend who's a fairly successful guy but just can't get a chick to save his life. We were at Crazy Girls one night (surprised?) and there was a cute waitress there. I introduced my friend and when she asked what he did, I told her "He's a sniper". She said "Cool! You seem like the type to be a sniper".

Girls are so dumb. Anyway, she was totally digging on him and even admitted that she'd done a couple of porn movies! She gave him her number, but soon thereafter, he finally admitted he wasn't a sniper. Dumbass! She ended up leaving with another dude and he ended up going home, looking up her porn on the 'net and well, you know the rest.

PS - NEVER and I mean NEVER give a girl your real name. Not EVER. Be sure to have your fake name(s) in order before going out for the evening. And make sure your drunk friends don't forget to call you by your fake name of the evening. Personally, I've found that Ian and Mick are quite successful, though YMMV.

PPS - NEVER bring them back to your place. Go to hers or for f**ksakes :), get a cheap motel (Motel 6 and Super 8 were my motels of choice back in the day).

[BIG K]

If you're attracted to guys, you can simply substitute "guy" for "girl". If you're attracted to picnic tables, you can simply substitute "picnic table" for "girl". If you're attracted to films of trains entering tunnels, you can ... well, you know.

Please count a category even if there was only a slight implication on your part.

Poll forthcoming, though it'll take a few minutes. Be patient.

I have found in the last seven years after my wife died, it is hard enough to find a nice lady of virtue. If you throw in 'lying' about who you are, it just makes matters worse, I would think.
Unless of course, you are strictly basing this poll on what it takes to get laid. If that's the case, you should reword it as 'What lie have you told to get a girl in the 'sack'....

I have had zero problems getting laid if I wanted to. (Girls have seemed to be quite attracted to the widower thing and raising a child on your own) I am just not into that at this stage of my life. I look for more in anyone I decide to see....

Just my thought, feel free to pile on....

[trndobrd]

Well, I have to say in my defense, that I usually never had problems getting any chicks. But Man-O-Man, did some of my friends!

For some reason, I've always had a few friends that just had no game. So I had to make up game for them. In addition to many of the occupations above, I've introduced friends as astronauts, movie directors, studio execs, foreigners, dignitaries and my personal favorite, sniper.

I've got a good friend who's a fairly successful guy but just can't get a chick to save his life. We were at Crazy Girls one night (surprised?) and there was a cute waitress there. I introduced my friend and when she asked what he did, I told her "He's a sniper". She said "Cool! You seem like the type to be a sniper".

Girls are so dumb. Anyway, she was totally digging on him and even admitted that she'd done a couple of porn movies! She gave him her number, but soon thereafter, he finally admitted he wasn't a sniper. Dumbass! She ended up leaving with another dude and he ended up going home, looking up her porn on the 'net and well, you know the rest.

PS - NEVER and I mean NEVER give a girl your real name. Not EVER. Be sure to have your fake name(s) in order before going out for the evening. And make sure your drunk friends don't forget to call you by your fake name of the evening. Personally, I've found that Ian and Mick are quite successful, though YMMV.

PPS - NEVER bring them back to your place. Go to hers or for f**ksakes :), get a cheap motel (Motel 6 and Super 8 were my motels of choice back in the day).



Eventually you have to show an ID at the County Clerk's office when you apply for the marriage license.

[DaneMcCloud]

Eventually you have to show an ID at the County Clerk's office when you apply for the marriage license.

Even THAT can be faked, my friend :D

[stlchiefs]

I have found in the last seven years after my wife died, it is hard enough to find a nice lady of virtue. If you throw in 'lying' about who you are, it just makes matters worse, I would think.
Unless of course, you are strictly basing this poll on what it takes to get laid. If that's the case, you should reword it as 'What lie have you told to get a girl in the 'sack'....

I have had zero problems getting laid if I wanted to. (Girls have seemed to be quite attracted to the widower thing and raising a child on your own) I am just not into that at this stage of my life. I look for more in anyone I decide to see....

Just my thought, feel free to pile on....

No reason to pile on Big K. Different people have different morals and priorities, especially at different times in their lives. You are a respectable man for having your priorities straight in what you are looking for in life and what example you want to set for your kid. For what it's worth I'm sorry for your loss.

[BIG K]

No reason to pile on Big K. Different people have different morals and priorities, especially at different times in their lives. You are a respectable man for having your priorities straight in what you are looking for in life and what example you want to set for your kid. For what it's worth I'm sorry for your loss.


Thank you my friend!:)

[ChiefsCountry]

Personally I hate lying to girls. I will admit to have done it to get them in the sack but I just dont like it. I would rather somebody like me for me, not what they think I am.

[ChiefaRoo]

I've decided to become a neuvo virgin and have sworn off women. Most of the time it's just not worth it.


Go ahead, take some shots, I've nailed more 3's through 9's than many reading this.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I've decided to become a neuvo virgin and have sworn off women. Most of the time it's just not worth it.


Go ahead, take some shots, I've nailed more 3's through 9's than many reading this.

I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh I'm a gay guy now".

[ChiefaRoo]

I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh I'm a gay guy now".

LMAO, best part of the movie.

Here's what I really think
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[Nzoner]

Back in high school there was a girl that believed I was Ted Nugent's little brother.Everyone played along perfectly,I'd even taken the Free-For-All album and signed to to my lil bro Joe...Ted and taken it to school to show her.

She bought it all,even the reason my last name was different,because rock stars rarely used their real names.Strung her on for over 2 months,good times.

[Dartgod]

I can't believe architect isn't one of the poll options. I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect.

[Baby Lee]

Makes for lots of lonely stretches, but I'm cursed with being attracted to girls who are ga-ga for the actual 'me.' Closest I've come to 'lying' was parlaying a lucky streak at the pool table [in honesty I suck at pool, well not suck, but little practiced] into some 'tang.

EDIT: I did play at being enthralled with a stripper's efforts to better herself 'community college, that's very brave. Oh, a radiologist, they make good money helping people.' to pleasing results, but that wasn't lying about me so much as feigning interest and concern.

[Skip Towne]

Where is the marine biologist option?

[jeffrho68]

I can't believe architect isn't one of the poll options. I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect.
Pretending to be a marine biologist works pretty good too.

[DaKCMan AP]

No. I don't have to pretend/lie to get girls. If anything, I have to do a little pretending/lying to get some of them away from me. ;)

[seclark]

i've told women i had 3 nuts, but that wasn't a lie...i always keep a buckeye in my pocket.
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[Chiefs=Champions]

I can't believe architect isn't one of the poll options. I've always wanted to pretend to be an architect.

A Mr. Art Vandelay..?

[Dartgod]

A Mr. Art Vandelay..?
Yes indeed. I'm an importer/exporter of latex products as well.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Yes indeed. I'm an importer/exporter of latex products as well.

Why Pennypacker shouldnt you be at the factory?