Wow. Here's a bit of trivia to make you feel good about yourself.

[Rain Man]

Art Schlicter, the former first-round pick of the Colts, is the only player in the past half-century to receive a lifetime ban from the NFL. But that's not the staggering part.

Ready for this?

He has spent time in 44 prisons upon graduating from college. How is that even possible? NFL Network just said it in their "Ten Biggest Draft Busts" show.

[Phobia]

44 prisons? Wow. He should get his own show on the Geography channel.

[Rain Man]

He had to have been in some sort of internship program or something. Or he was a foreign exchange prisoner.

[Stinger]

He had to have been in some sort of internship program or something. Or he was a foreign exchange prisoner.

Oakland Raider's Farm System???

[chefsos]

Just a journeyman, not quite good enough for a starting inmate job...

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Oakland Raider's Farm System???

Nice.

[Adept Havelock]

Todd "Sorry Dad, I prefer Bong Hits" Marinovich must be jealous. He's got a long way to go to catch up.