Hoover to trade in car

[Hoover]

Chiefs rumored to be part of the deal.

Christ, it seems like every team that wants to move up in the draft is linked to us. Now I'm not opposed to making some additional moves, but i don't think its wise to move down in the 1st very far and miss out on a talent like Ryan or Ellis.

[keg in kc]

I'm assuming that's not actually coming from any teams, but from dudes with media credentials who just realized we have 13 picks.

[Iowanian]

Be sure to insist on the swap of 6th round floor mats, and a pine tree scented mullet comb.