Direckshun
04-24-2008, 04:22 PM
*Jared Allen walks off the tarmac to his new teammates in Minneapolis*
Hutch: Jared!
Pat: Jared!
Adrian: The madman himself!
JA: What's up guys? I'm ****ing thrilled to be here. Let's stir some shit up this year.
Hutch: Hell yeah!
Sidney: That's what I'm talking about!
Tavaris: ****in' A, man!
JA: Tell you what, before I go to the hotel, how about we get acquainted.
Adrian: Awesome, man. There's a Red Robin right around the corner.
JA: Ehh... no, nah. I'm thinking something more mobile where we can move around and have fun. C'mon! I want to get to know you guys!
Chester: Did you hit up Mall of America when you were here last? We always get chicks all over us there. It's perfect.
JA: No, not that mall. I'm more interested in a less commercial place to hang.
Tavaris: Perfect, we have the perfect place. Benny's.
JA: Sounds promising...
Hutch: I ****ing love Benny's. This guy Benny's runs the establishment...
JA: Yes...
Pat: And every time we go by we get free steaks.
JA: Hm.
Pat: Jared -- the guy gives us free steaks! You can't beat it.
JA: I'm not real hungry, though.
Chester: Well we can head over to my gym and shoot some hoops. You gotta see Pat play on the blocks, the guy is KILLAH.
JA: No, I don't feel up to it. Jet lag.
Hutch: Jared, you just said you weren't hungry, so what are we--
JA: I know. I mean I don't have an appetite. But I want to go to an establishment where we can sit, and you know...
Chester: Drink.
JA: NO. ... No. That is NOT what I'm saying.
Sidney: What are you saying, then.
JA: I want to go to some place like the place I own back in KC.
Tavaris: That's a bar, Jared. You own a bar.
JA: Well, yes and no.
Hutch: It's a goddamn bar.
JA: Okay, well, it's a bar. But I don't want to drink.
Sidney: You just want to sit at a table at a bar and eat and drink nothing?
JA: Well we don't have to DRINK anything, but I'd like to just have a bottle resting in my hands.
Hutch: Okay this is just ****ed up.
Adrian: WE TRADED FOR YOU. We can't do this.
JA: Well, just tell me, do you have any places like this?
Sidney: We have an Indigo Joe's--
Everybody: SIDNEY!!!
Sidney: OH SHIT.
JA: AWESOME! OFF TO INDIGO JOES!
Chester: ****ing shit.
JA: *walking to the rental car* I'm driving!
Hutch: Jared!
Pat: Jared!
Adrian: The madman himself!
JA: What's up guys? I'm ****ing thrilled to be here. Let's stir some shit up this year.
Hutch: Hell yeah!
Sidney: That's what I'm talking about!
Tavaris: ****in' A, man!
JA: Tell you what, before I go to the hotel, how about we get acquainted.
Adrian: Awesome, man. There's a Red Robin right around the corner.
JA: Ehh... no, nah. I'm thinking something more mobile where we can move around and have fun. C'mon! I want to get to know you guys!
Chester: Did you hit up Mall of America when you were here last? We always get chicks all over us there. It's perfect.
JA: No, not that mall. I'm more interested in a less commercial place to hang.
Tavaris: Perfect, we have the perfect place. Benny's.
JA: Sounds promising...
Hutch: I ****ing love Benny's. This guy Benny's runs the establishment...
JA: Yes...
Pat: And every time we go by we get free steaks.
JA: Hm.
Pat: Jared -- the guy gives us free steaks! You can't beat it.
JA: I'm not real hungry, though.
Chester: Well we can head over to my gym and shoot some hoops. You gotta see Pat play on the blocks, the guy is KILLAH.
JA: No, I don't feel up to it. Jet lag.
Hutch: Jared, you just said you weren't hungry, so what are we--
JA: I know. I mean I don't have an appetite. But I want to go to an establishment where we can sit, and you know...
Chester: Drink.
JA: NO. ... No. That is NOT what I'm saying.
Sidney: What are you saying, then.
JA: I want to go to some place like the place I own back in KC.
Tavaris: That's a bar, Jared. You own a bar.
JA: Well, yes and no.
Hutch: It's a goddamn bar.
JA: Okay, well, it's a bar. But I don't want to drink.
Sidney: You just want to sit at a table at a bar and eat and drink nothing?
JA: Well we don't have to DRINK anything, but I'd like to just have a bottle resting in my hands.
Hutch: Okay this is just ****ed up.
Adrian: WE TRADED FOR YOU. We can't do this.
JA: Well, just tell me, do you have any places like this?
Sidney: We have an Indigo Joe's--
Everybody: SIDNEY!!!
Sidney: OH SHIT.
JA: AWESOME! OFF TO INDIGO JOES!
Chester: ****ing shit.
JA: *walking to the rental car* I'm driving!