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Hammock Parties
04-29-2008, 01:00 AM
http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2008/4/28/462600/it-s-a-new-day-at-arrowhea


This is my vision of 2010:


I see Glenn Dorsey and Tank Tyler terrorizing offensive lines and refusing to let any running back pass through their domain while Tamba Hali and a future defensive end crush the QB from the ends. I see Page and Pollard putting the fear of God in receivers coming over the middle with Carr and Flowers blanketing them on the outside. Derrick Johnson, Demorrio Williams and a future middle linebacker (maybe our 1st round pick next year?) smothering the interior with their great speed.

After shutting the opposing offense down, its time for the most exciting thing in Chiefs football. Watching Kevin Robinson return punts. Nobody really misses Dante Hall anymore, Robinson is every bit as dynamic and exciting. And everyone laughs when thinking about the season we had that horrible kick returner whose name no one really remembers.

With the ball at the 40 to start the possession, the Chiefs first franchise QB in 30 years and unquestioned leader, Brodie Croyle takes the snap. Will he hand it to aging, but still powerful Larry Johnson to plow through the middle behind Mike Cox? Or will he flip it out to speedster Jamaal Charles on the outside? The two-back system developed by Chan Gailey has been fine-tuned and very succesful the last couple of years and keeps the opposing defense guessing.

After several punishing runs, Gailey decides its time. The defense has stacked the box in a vain attempt to stop the LJ/Charles combo. When Croyle drops back, he doesn't even think about whats coming up behind him. He knows Pro Bowl LT Branden Albert has him covered.

Thats when Croyle unleashes a 50 yard laser to Dwayne Bowe along the right sideline where the receiver is one on one with the cornerback, a huge mismatch. Bowe has developed into one of the leagues premiere receivers over the last two years, and his rapport with Croyle has made them a feared QB/WR combo.

The game is over. The Chiefs have defeated the Colts in the AFC Championship Game, avenging the embarrassing defeat of the 2006 playoff game. Herm Edwards is finally vindicated. The path they began in 2008 has finally come to fruition. This was what he wanted all along. Not a playoff team... A Championship team.

For the first time in 40 years, the Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:02 AM
It's more likely that we'll need 2 LB's and that Morgan is one of those safeties....

Hammock Parties
04-29-2008, 01:03 AM
It's more likely that we'll need 2 LB's and that Morgan is one of those safeties....

I knew you'd be a buzzkill.

What don't you like about DeMorrio?

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:03 AM
I'd always pictured flying cars...

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:05 AM
I knew you'd be a buzzkill.

What don't you like about DeMorrio?

He's fast, real fast, he takes bad angles sometimes I think he's competent but we'll see how he plays..At worst he's worth having around because he's a very good special teams guy. He was on Atlanta so we'll see how he fits here, I'd rather he play than old ass Donnie or shitty Nap Harris.

And I threw Morgan up there because I honestly think that guy may be a pro bowler 1 day.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:11 AM
He's fast, real fast, he takes bad angles sometimes I think he's competent but we'll see how he plays..At worst he's worth having around because he's a very good special teams guy. He was on Atlanta so we'll see how he fits here, I'd rather he play than old ass Donnie or shitty Nap Harris.

And I threw Morgan up there because I honestly think that guy may be a pro bowler 1 day.

Old ass Donnie can at least make a few plays. I have no proof Nappy was even on the roster...

Hammock Parties
04-29-2008, 01:12 AM
People are down on Nap but he played pretty well the first 8 games last year.

Second half of the season he lost his mind.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:12 AM
Either way I hope this is the last year both those guys are on this team.....I think they should just go ahead and cut Harris now, I see 0 value in having him around.

They'll probably have to draft a LB or 2 next year unless Williams is awesome or some rookie steps up.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:13 AM
People are down on Nap but he played pretty well the first 8 games last year.

Second half of the season he lost his mind.

He is what he is though, he's pretty much always been like that.

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 01:14 AM
Either way I hope this is the last year both those guys are on this team.....I think they should just go ahead and cut Harris now, I see 0 value in having him around.

They'll probably have to draft a LB or 2 next year unless Williams is awesome or some rookie steps up.

As long as you're here, someone was requesting your photo on the stevieray thread.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:15 AM
As long as you're here, someone was requesting your photo on the stevieray thread.

Someone wants a pic of me? Who was it......

pr_capone
04-29-2008, 01:15 AM
Nap Harris should eat a bullet and leave the KC Chiefs every cent he stole from them in his will.

I would rather watch Wendler flog the dolphin over some porn featuring Carrie Underwoods head photoshopped over some random chicks body than to watch that abortion of a LB start another game.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:16 AM
Either way I hope this is the last year both those guys are on this team.....I think they should just go ahead and cut Harris now, I see 0 value in having him around.

They'll probably have to draft a LB or 2 next year unless Williams is awesome or some rookie steps up.

This was a super ****ing weak year for ILB's. Much to my dismay.

The year my side (defense) gets to have the mic we don't have one worth giving it to...:doh!:

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 01:17 AM
Someone wants a pic of me? Who was it......

Good grief, man, you read it. It's on page 6 somewhere (assuming you have your preferences set to 80 posts per page).

Ah, hell. Give me a minute. I'll find it.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:18 AM
http://www.arrowheadpride.com/2008/4/28/462600/it-s-a-new-day-at-arrowhea

Whew!

I thought you were gonna post a link to Larry Johnson going down on Peter North.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:18 AM
Good grief, man, you read it. It's on page 6 somewhere (assuming you have your preferences set to 80 posts per page).

Ah, hell. Give me a minute. I'll find it.

I went and looked actually...

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 01:18 AM
It was Rausch.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:19 AM
This was a super ****ing weak year for ILB's. Much to my dismay.

The year my side (defense) gets to have the mic we don't have one worth giving it to...:doh!:

Never fear.

The Chiefs should be in a prime position to take Rey Maumalanga in the top 10 next year.

THAT would rule.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:20 AM
Yo Rausch, if you really want to see a picture of me I'll post one.....

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:22 AM
Yo Rausch, if you really want to see a picture of me I'll post one.....


Will it be a current pic or that pic you took at Glamour Shots back in 1989 you post all time?

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:23 AM
Will it be a current pic or that pic you took at Glamour Shots back in 1989 you post all time?

I was 9 in 1989...I ain't that old...

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:25 AM
Yo Rausch, if you really want to see a picture of me I'll post one.....

You show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Big boy...

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 01:25 AM
I was 9 in 1989...I ain't that old...

Then don't post that 1989 pic from Micheal Jackson's Neverland.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:26 AM
I was 9 in 1989...I ain't that old...

N00b.

JohnnyV13
04-29-2008, 01:30 AM
Mecca...why did you have pig tails in you glamor shot?

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:30 AM
ROFLMecca...why did you have pig tails in you glamor shot?

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:31 AM
http://a149.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_16f8b897a3a1885fc736f0f26249e0f4.jpg

http://a527.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_13ef704eb727567e1b3de589ca616aee.jpg

http://a35.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_e602baf52c31a8a5a606da8eb28d8cba.jpg

There that's what I look like...

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:32 AM
Mecca...why did you have pig tails in you glamor shot?

I only did that once cause the girl I was dating wanted me to!

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:36 AM
I only did that once cause the girl I was dating wanted me to!

Are you SURE she was a girl?





:evil:

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:38 AM
Are you SURE she was a girl?





:evil:

Well if not she was inverted then....

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:42 AM
http://a149.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_16f8b897a3a1885fc736f0f26249e0f4.jpg

http://a527.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_13ef704eb727567e1b3de589ca616aee.jpg

http://a35.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/104/l_e602baf52c31a8a5a606da8eb28d8cba.jpg

There that's what I look like...

In one of those pics your hair looks like a ****ing symbiote fighting for dominance with your face.

But you played fair so I will.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:43 AM
Well if not she was inverted then....

You know I'm just teasin' :evil:

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:43 AM
Well hell I don't have any pics with guys with painted faces.......people just tell me I look like the Seether singer.

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:44 AM
In one of those pics your hair looks like a ****ing symbiote fighting for dominance with your face.

But you played fair so I will.

Is that the "real" Kiss? Which version?

If so, where did you meet them?

Edit: Not trying to be a dick, I just can't tell. Either way, cool pic!

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:45 AM
Well hell I don't have any pics with guys with painted faces.......people just tell me I look like the Seether singer.

Clearly they weren't the real guys, just drunken @$$holes painting their faces.

You know, like many of us on Sunday. :D

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:45 AM
I was actually wondering that same thing.......if it was real or a cover band.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:46 AM
I was actually wondering that same thing.......if it was real or a cover band.

I'd be shocked if they were even a band. But most of them really looked like KISS.

Pro-posers, if you will...

DaneMcCloud
04-29-2008, 01:47 AM
Clearly they weren't the real guys, just drunken @$$holes painting their faces.

You know, like many of us on Sunday. :D

Wow! Great makeup and clothes.

Was it a band or a costume party? Either way, it couldn't have been much closer.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:47 AM
Ah, I'm a fan of that genre of music, I was a big hair metal fan back in the day......I've morphed into liking metal these days but yes I still like hair metal it's a guilty pleasure.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:55 AM
Wow! Great makeup and clothes.

Was it a band or a costume party? Either way, it couldn't have been much closer.

I tagged along with Misplaced Chiefs Fan to a Dragon con about 4 or 5 years ago. I think. Perhaps less, I've lost track. Anyway, it's the Uber-Nerd convention. Star Wars, Star Trek, Horror movies, Comic Books, Animation, you name it. Anything cult-classic is there.

Helluva' blast. Misplaced probably hates me after that trip (being that he's actually a writer and he belonged there) but i had the time of my life. I got to meet Tom Savini, Peter David, and about 1,000 dunk or just fun loving tards in costume.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 01:58 AM
So it was like cosplay where people dress like video game and anime characters...

Rausch
04-29-2008, 01:58 AM
Ah, I'm a fan of that genre of music, I was a big hair metal fan back in the day......I've morphed into liking metal these days but yes I still like hair metal it's a guilty pleasure.

I've been meaning to buy the last Poison album for a while now.

I was big into them, White lion, Slaughter, Cinderella, and the light stuff. At the same time I was into GWAR, Slayer, Metallica (before they sucked,) Megadeth, and Iron Maiden.

Eclectic.

Mecca
04-29-2008, 02:00 AM
Damn you sound like me....I'm still debating if I want to go to rockfest this year since Sevendust is there.

Rausch
04-29-2008, 02:11 AM
Damn you sound like me....I'm still debating if I want to go to rockfest this year since Sevendust is there.

I've never really listened to them.

I'm that guy that loved the passion in "Angel's Son" but never grabbed the album...

ClevelandBronco
04-29-2008, 02:17 AM
Are you SURE she was a girl?

Dude, Mecca's got some Sweet Home Alabama stuff going on.