So I'm a bachelor for 6 days...ideas

[Nzoner]

Mrs Nzoner and her lil sis flew out this morning for their annual NASCAR trip and my brain is weighing all the options I have for getting into trouble :evil:

[DaKCMan AP]

Mons?

[Rain Man]

This sounds like a great opportunity to catch up on your reading.

[Spicy McHaggis]

I learned that if you totally **** up your house with wild parties a large cat wearing a striped hat does not show up and make everything better. So just keep that in mind.

[siberian khatru]

This sounds like a great opportunity to catch up on your reading.

Or his masturbation.

[Hoover]

You could spend some quality time with your daughter (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=184055)

Watch a Hairy (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4725401#post4725401) Potter movie

Check out that Hannah Montana (http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=184004) show all the kids and GOATSE are talking about.

Just a few of thoughts

[DaKCMan AP]

Or his masturbation.

Help minimize the risk of prostate cancer!

[el borracho]

See how long you can go without wearing pants.

[siberian khatru]

Help minimize the risk of prostate cancer!

Especially at his age.

[Nzoner]

I learned that if you totally **** up your house with wild parties a large cat wearing a striped hat does not show up and make everything better. So just keep that in mind.


ROFL

Hilarious

[ChiefaRoo]

You could always set up your cat cheesing stand.
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[Bugeater]

You should probably just stick to doing what you do best, which is heckling the Jayhawk fans at the casino.

[ChiefaRoo]

Or you could go to West Texas and start a new family with a few teenagers.
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[acesn8s]

Check out all of the massage parlors in the KC area and write a review on ChiefPlanet.

[ChiefaRoo]

Or you could come to Wichita and get into an after hours bar fight outside my home.
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[Friendo]

Check out all of the massage parlors in the KC area and write a review on ChiefPlanet.

that's a deductible expense right?

[acesn8s]

Start a new religious cult promising bountiful sex.

[acesn8s]

that's a deductible expense right?
As long as it is work related.

[acesn8s]

you could build a secret room in the basement.

[Nzoner]

As long as it is work related.

Well I am in the advertising sales business

[Friendo]

Well I am in the advertising sales business

question is-is it work if you love what you do?

[catfish307]

Get some fresh air and go look for BEAVER
Maybe drive down to the gulf and catch some TUNA
Owls are mating this time of year so go look at some HOOTERS
Grab a HOOKER and go fishing
Theres nothing like watchin some wild TIT mice playing
Take in a new KITTY, and pet her
The wild POONTANG exhibit at the zoo is incredible
Bake up a fresh batch of MUFFins
Watch the bees deposit their pollen in their HONEY POT
Look up your old college buddyfrom India, VAJAYJAY

God I wish I were home alone too!

[Chest Rockwell]

Maybe...do you happen to have the following on hand:

a pineapple
a microwave
2 bottles of Astroglide
a magic 8 ball
a goat (2 pot-bellied pigs may be substituted)
1 cup of ground cayenne pepper

If not...no, I have no ideas.

Sorry.

[tooge]

Well, depends, if it were me, I'd probably spend the next 6 days loading the freezer with crappie. I'd get a bunch of honeydo type crap done, and spend the days drinking beer and enjoying

[Nzoner]

I'd get a bunch of honeydo type crap done

:doh!:

That's it,turn in your man card

[Rain Man]

Ship in a bottle! Ship in a bottle!

[Deberg_1990]

Mrs Nzoner and her lil sis flew out this morning for their annual NASCAR trip and my brain is weighing all the options I have for getting into trouble :evil:

How do we know you didnt lock her in the basement??? :)

[Fish]

The crystal ball sees Tequila in your immediate future.....

[tooge]

:doh!:

That's it,turn in your man card

Let me clarify that. By honey do, I dont mean vaccuming. No, I'm talking about the stuff on the very bottom of the honeydo, like build a smoker, plant the garden, fill the freezer with food (crappie, turkey, shrooms) and clean out the manroom/shop. You know, that kind of stuff.

[tooge]

:doh!:

That's it,turn in your man card

Oh, by the way, lost the man card 4 months ago when I bought a minivan.

[acesn8s]

Maybe...do you happen to have the following on hand:

a pineapple
a microwave
2 bottles of Astroglide
a magic 8 ball
a goat (2 pot-bellied pigs may be substituted)
1 cup of ground cayenne pepper

If not...no, I have no ideas.

Sorry.Umm, I don't know what you do on your weekends but I'm thinking that I never want to meet you to find out.

[Braincase]

Harold & Kumar Go To Guantanamo Bay

[DaKCMan AP]

Harold & Kumar Go To Guantanamo Bay

was hilarious and much better than expected, imo

& it's escape from guantanamo bay

[StcChief]

Well, depends, if it were me, I'd probably spend the next 6 days loading the freezer with crappie. I'd get a bunch of honeydo type crap done, and spend the days drinking beer and enjoying
solid idea. Enough work done, enough relaxation.

trouble can happen then. ::evil:

[Bob Dole]

Road Trip!

[Nzoner]

Road Trip!

Deadline! :banghead:

[xbarretx]

Or his masturbation.

dude he'll have lots of time for that when his wife suddenly loses her labido or gets a headache all the time. :cuss: .... LMAO

[Demonpenz]

get some jack and coke and watch music dvd's having fun isn't rocket science :)

[CrazyPhuD]

Anything you've been meaning to shoot or blow up but haven't gotten to yet? A little dynamite fishing is always fun....especially at midnight in your neighbors coy pond...

[chasedude]

Go to Walmart and throw boxes of condoms in every little ol' purple/blue haired women's cart you can find LMAO

[Nzoner]

get some jack and coke and watch music dvd's having fun isn't rocket science :)

If you're in Joetown Saturday night stop by(bring a friend or two and whatever you're drinking),I'm having some friends over for a little bonfire :D and of course some drinking and music DVD's.

[ChiefaRoo]

Well, depends, if it were me, I'd probably spend the next 6 days loading the freezer with crappie. I'd get a bunch of honeydo type crap done, and spend the days drinking beer and enjoying

pu**y

[Rain Man]

get some jack and coke and watch music dvd's having fun isn't rocket science :)

I dunno. When I was in college I really enjoyed calculating orbital trajectories.

[ExtremeChief]

I'll be in St. Joe Saturday night.... hint.

[cdcox]

I learned that if you totally **** up your house with wild parties a large cat wearing a striped hat does not show up and make everything better. So just keep that in mind.

LMAO :clap:

[Nzoner]

I'll be in St. Joe Saturday night.... hint.

You're always welcome dude

[ExtremeChief]

May have my wife with me though. I'll give you a call.

[Demonpenz]

Find a pond by a raft and float to the middle warm on hook beer in mouth

[Chief Pote]

Get some fresh air and go look for BEAVER
Maybe drive down to the gulf and catch some TUNA
Owls are mating this time of year so go look at some HOOTERS
Grab a HOOKER and go fishing
Theres nothing like watchin some wild TIT mice playing
Take in a new KITTY, and pet her
The wild POONTANG exhibit at the zoo is incredible
Bake up a fresh batch of MUFFins
Watch the bees deposit their pollen in their HONEY POT
Look up your old college buddyfrom India, VAJAYJAY
God I wish I were home alone too!

ROFL

[Nzoner]

May have my wife with me though. I'll give you a call.

No problem,all are welcome

[dtebbe]

MAKE IT RAIN BABY! WOOOOO HOOOO!

Your kids don't REALLY need to go to college right? :O

DT

[DaKCMan AP]

MAKE IT RAIN BABY! WOOOOO HOOOO!

Your kids don't REALLY need to go to college right? :O

DT

This goes along with post #1.