Work Problem and need advice

[Chief Pote]

Okay.....so it's not really a legitimate work problem other than a buddy of mine AT work has stolen my Chief's mascot. He thinks it's funny and he's sending me pictures of torturing him or her or whatever it is. Now, I could get even by taking his Brown's junk from his office, but it wouldn't be that funny. Did I mention he's a Brown's fan? He's still not over the Browns VS Chiefs "helmet" game. He got in trouble(the worst kind, his wife) for cussing in the front of the neighbor children in his front yard after the game.

One....I need advice on some new practical jokes.

Two....I need to buy a new mascot. I can't find one anywhere on the net. I'll attach a picture(as soon as I figure out how to do this):cuss: and if anyone can find this, all my casino cash goes to the victor. I actually don't have much, maybe 500.00, but it's something.

Come on everyone be childish, I need to get even.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=78131&stc=1&d=1210090821

[Fire Me Boy!]

Stab him in the face!

[ChiTown]

1st in: antifreeze

[Fire Me Boy!]

From you home computer, use his e-mail address on dozens of porn sites. He'll get spam for years.

[BigChiefFan]

Get some fake poop and call it the Browns mascot. They are the Browns, after all. Call 'em, the Cleveland shit stains-that'll get him.

All was said in jest.

[Gonzo]

Call Marvin Harrison...He'll take care of ur lil problem for ya.

[the Talking Can]

find a new boyfriend

[Chief Pote]

find a new boyfriend


hey....I call foul.

[Chief Pote]

Alright so how do I attach this photo? Somebody?

[Fire Me Boy!]

How does one donate casino cash?

[Chief Pote]

I thought you can do that.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Alright so how do I attach this photo? Somebody?

Go to advanced posting... below the post box, click manage attachments, and follow the screen prompts.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I thought you can do that.

I'm sure you can, I just don't know how. Hell, I don't even know how much I have.

[King_Chief_Fan]

you walk in.......he stands........you kick him in the nuts......he falls. You pick up your mascot and go on your way.

[Fire Me Boy!]

OOOH! 11K posts!

[blueballs]

don't pay the ransom
it's time to clean out the old mascots
let's be honest they're not working

[Gonzo]

OOOH! 11K posts!

Nice. I'm almost to 2K.

[Chief Pote]

you walk in.......he stands........you kick him in the nuts......he falls. You pick up your mascot and go on your way.


Can't find it......it's hidden in his office somewhere.

[mlyonsd]

Start telling all your co-workers you walked into his office when he wasn't there and computer was unlocked. Tell them he left up an email from the insurance company that his prescription of Viagra had just been filled and shipped.

[stlchiefs]

Hang a monkey by a noose. STFU Every time they report on that happening in an office, fire or police station it seems to create quite a stir. I'm sure that'd get his attention. :shake:

Take a picture of his wife next time you're doing her in the butt. That'll get him back.

[angelo]

I would go to the store, buy some anchovy paste and work it into his chair cushion if it is dark cloth. As he sits in his chair all day the heat from his ass will release the oils from the paste and stink up his office.

You could also ass his phone. Go and get yourself good and sweaty (wear panty
hose and go jogging) then take the mouth piece of his phone and rub it under your ball sack to your spider button. Hang up the phone carefully then wait for him to arrive back to his desk and call him.

You could sign him up on craigs list as looking for a tranny dominatrix services.

The best is every time he looks at you just giggle and walk away quickly.
Do this for about a week it will drive him crazy.

I have more but they tend to get personal and brutal

[Chief Pote]

Start telling all your co-workers you walked into his office when he wasn't there and computer was unlocked. Tell them he left up an email from the insurance company that his prescription of Viagra had just been filled and shipped.


I like it.

[Chief Pote]

Go to advanced posting... below the post box, click manage attachments, and follow the screen prompts.

:D

[stlchiefs]

I would go to the store, buy some anchovy paste and work it into his chair cushion if it is dark cloth. As he sit in his chair all day the heat from his ass will release the oils from the paste and stink up his office.

You could also ass his phone. Go and get yourself good and sweaty (wear panty
hose and go jogging) then take the mouth piece of his phone and rub it under your ball sack to your spider button. Hang up the phone carefully then wait for him to arrive back to his desk and call him.


If you have a drop ceiling in the office you can alway place something that'll rot real nice in the ceiling. A good piece of fish up in the ceiling tiles always does the trick.

[teedubya]

If you can get to his computer... this is a good one.

You take a screen cap of his current desktop. then save that image as his wallpaper.

then you right click and properties... turn off icons on the desktop.

then he thinks his pc is broken because he cant get to any of his programs.

Its hilarious.

[sedated]

sleep with his wife

[Chief Pote]

If you can get to his computer... this is a good one.

You take a screen cap of his current desktop. then save that image as his wallpaper.

then you right click and properties... turn off icons on the desktop.

then he thinks his pc is broken because he cant get to any of his programs.

Its hilarious.

Now that's real funny. Good one.

[Chief Pote]

sleep with his wife


Nah...oldest trick in the book.

[Chief Pote]

Mascot.....check the picture

[seclark]

Mascot.....check the picture

snicker....you keep that in your office?
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[mikeyis4dcats.]

uh, no offense....but I'd let him keep that ugly thing.

[stlchiefs]

Mascot.....check the picture

Now I'm confused, are you male or female? :doh!:

[Fish]

In light of recent events in the thread starter.....

Your idiot Browns fan friend did you a favor. Unless you have a vagina, buy him a 6er for getting that eyesore away from you.

Get a more masculine "mascot"?

[Chief Pote]

snicker....you keep that in your office?
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Not anymore. :cuss:

[Chief Pote]

uh, no offense....but I'd let him keep that ugly thing.

:shake:

[Chief Pote]

Now I'm confused, are you male or female? :doh!:

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His name is Ted by the way.

[Chief Pote]

In light of recent events in the thread starter.....

Your idiot Browns fan friend did you a favor. Unless you have a vagina, buy him a 6er for getting that eyesore away from you.

Get a more masculine "mascot"?

nlm:

[Chief Pote]

The moment he was stolen the losing streak began.

[seclark]

maybe if you're a good boy, santa will bring you another teddy bear for Christmas.
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[BigChiefFan]

The moment he was stolen the losing streak began.

Dude, if he has literally had it for months, I'd just approach him and say the joke is over, very ****ing funny, you got me, now give me my ****ing mascot back or we're going to have a problem.

[Chief Pote]

maybe if you're a good boy, santa will bring you another teddy bear for Christmas.
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I hope so.

[Chief Pote]

Dude, if he has literally had it for months, I'd just approach him and say the joke is over, very ****ing funny, you got me, now give me my ****ing mascot back or we're going to have a problem.

I know this is getting serious. Draft picks....yeah right. The ****ing bear is gone and the 2008 season is at risk.

[stlchiefs]

Dude, if he has literally had it for months, I'd just approach him and say the joke is over, very ****ing funny, you got me, now give me my ****ing mascot back or we're going to have a problem.

You don't happen to work for the US Postal Service do you?

[HemiEd]

Still pissed about he helmet game? This is way too easy.



Hang a picture of the Ravens hoisting the Lombardi in your office. Maybe a few prints of it scattered around, even in his office.

[BIG_DADDY]

Bang his wife and send him pictures of the two of you together doing it in different places.

[CrazyPhuD]

Since he's a hard core brownstain fan you should get him an autographed picture of Art Model holding the 2000 Super Bowl Trophy. :D

[Brock]

The moment he was stolen the losing streak began.

Let him keep it for another couple of seasons.

[Adept Havelock]

Okay.....so it's not really a legitimate work problem other than a buddy of mine AT work has stolen my Chief's mascot. He thinks it's funny and he's sending me pictures of torturing him or her or whatever it is. Now, I could get even by taking his Brown's junk from his office, but it wouldn't be that funny. Did I mention he's a Brown's fan? He's still not over the Browns VS Chiefs "helmet" game. He got in trouble(the worst kind, his wife) for cussing in the front of the neighbor children in his front yard after the game.

One....I need advice on some new practical jokes.

Two....I need to buy a new mascot. I can't find one anywhere on the net. I'll attach a picture(as soon as I figure out how to do this):cuss: and if anyone can find this, all my casino cash goes to the victor. I actually don't have much, maybe 500.00, but it's something.

Come on everyone be childish, I need to get even.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=78131&stc=1&d=1210090821


Get an old toilet, sink and mirror. Turn his office into a bathroom (sans plumbing). Slap a "ladies" sign on the door.

Since he's a hard core brownstain fan you should get him an autographed picture of Art Model holding the 2000 Super Bowl Trophy. :D

Yes! Hang this on the wall as well. :clap:

Failing that, buy a few rolls of shrink-wrap plastic and wrap every single individual item in his office in multiple layers of it.

[Chief Pote]

Still pissed about he helmet game? This is way too easy.



Hang a picture of the Ravens hoisting the Lombardi in your office. Maybe a few prints of it scattered around, even in his office.

He's pissed about that also. Oh yeah he can't stand Billacheat. ROFL

[Chief Pote]

Bang his wife and send him pictures of the two of you together doing it in different places.


That's old school.

[Chief Pote]

Get an old toilet, sink and mirror. Turn his office into a bathroom (sans plumbing). Slap a "ladies" sign on the door.

Yes! Hang this on the wall as well. :clap:

Failing that, buy a few rolls of shrink-wrap plastic and wrap every single individual item in his office in multiple layers of it.

I can't...his office doesn't have a door. He's the modern day Les Nesman.

[BIG_DADDY]

That's old school.

I like old school. :D

[Brock]

I can't...his office doesn't have a door. He's the modern day Les Nesman.

Can't you just take a shit on his desk or something?

[BIG_DADDY]

Can't you just take a shit on his desk or something?

He is a Browns fan after all. LMAO

Do you know where he lives?

[CrazyPhuD]

Another option....go buy a Browns helmet...have two people he doesn't know sign it. One person sign "Dwayne Rudd" on one side the other person sign "John Tait" on the other.

Convince him that it is legit...that a friend got Rudd to sign it first....then took it to Tait to sign it as a memento to the play. Display it prominently in your office. :D

[Bill S Preston]

WTH? If the stupid ass bear means so much, just go tell him that you're done with his stupid ****ing games, and you want the damn bear back. Seriously, if you'd rather go buy another toy instead of just taking that one back.......

[Chief Pote]

I like old school. :D


:thumb:

[Chief Pote]

Another option....go buy a Browns helmet...have two people he doesn't know sign it. One person sign "Dwayne Rudd" on one side the other person sign "John Tait" on the other.

Convince him that it is legit...that a friend got Rudd to sign it first....then took it to Tait to sign it as a memento to the play. Display it prominently in your office. :D

I like that, good idea.

[Chief Pote]

WTH? If the stupid ass bear means so much, just go tell him that you're done with his stupid ****ing games, and you want the damn bear back. Seriously, if you'd rather go buy another toy instead of just taking that one back.......

Me and that bear have been through many losing seasons.....and it would be funnier to outsmart him at his own game.

[damaticous]

HA HA! (I just posted this to get more posts)

[damaticous]

HA HA (did it again)

[Hydrae]

HA HA! (I just posted this to get more posts)

POSTWHORE!

[Hammock Parties]

What a retarded thread.

[Chief Pote]

What a retarded thread.

Wow a retard can spell retard. Some things never cease to amaze.

[Hammock Parties]

Wow a retard can spell retard .

Yes, yes you can.

[Chief Pote]

Yes, yes you can.

I have a new name for you......ThreadKilla. :clap:

[Lzen]

Wait, I don't believe you ever answered the question. Are you a dude or a chick?

[Chief Pote]

Wait, I don't believe you ever answered the question. Are you a dude or a chick?


Now you're getting nasty. I have a bet for you. I'll bet I have more hair on one (1) square inch of my left nut, than you have on your entire body. :mad: