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CoMoChief
05-09-2008, 05:08 PM
Wow, just wow. This is really f'd up. Not only was this a corpse head, this is a corpse head from 1921!!! :eek:

May 8, 2008, 11:38PM
3 accused of using corpse head to smoke pot

By PEGGY O'HARE
Copyright 2008 Houston Chronicle
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The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.

"I just doubted it because it's very morbid, and I couldn't see anybody doing something like this," Adkins said Thursday.

Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.

"He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story."

Now, Jones, Gonzalez and a juvenile whose name has not been released are each charged with abuse of a corpse, a misdemeanor. All three were arrested Wednesday night.

Police said a fourth suspect is wanted for questioning.

Houston police believe the teens disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921.

The child was buried at an unmarked cemetery believed to be reserved for black veterans and their families, Adkins said.

Under the law, a person can be charged with abuse of a corpse simply by vandalizing, damaging or treating a gravesite offensively — even if the human remains buried there are not touched, Adkins said.

The child's skull has not been found. If recovered later, however, such a discovery will not change the charges filed against the three suspects, Adkins said.

The teens first came to police's attention during a vehicle burglary investigation. While being questioned, Jones told of desecrating the gravesite a month or two ago. Adkins said he believes the tale was intended to distract police from the vehicle break-in.

Jones claimed he and his friends used shovels to dig up the body and removed the corpse's head with a garden tool, Adkins said. Jones also revealed he and the other two boys took the severed head to the juvenile's home, where they used the skull as a "bong" to smoke marijuana, the officer said.

Police made three trips to the heavily wooded, snake-infested graveyard near the Eastex Freeway feeder road and FM 1960 before finding the disturbed grave several days ago.

"The grave was uncovered, and the headstone had been thrown off the grave and broken," Adkins said.

Because the grave is flooded with murky water from recent heavy rains, police have been unable to determine if the child's casket is still in the ground.

All three teens gave written and verbal confessions admitting they tried to dig up a body over a two-day period, Adkins said.

But the boys told conflicting stories about whether they actually severed the head — so police aren't sure if that gruesome detail really happened.

Even so, HPD is working closely with Humble police to try and find any surviving relatives of the child whose grave was disturbed. According to court papers, the grave belonged to Willie Simms.

"The ultimate goal will be to put this body back to rest," Adkins said.

Little is known about the graveyard. The Humble Bicentennial Museum could not confirm that it was reserved for black veterans, but Adkins said he observed "many, many headstones" for black soldiers killed during World War I and World War II.

The three boys, all home-schooled, have also been charged in connection with the vehicle break-in. Jones and the juvenile are charged with credit card abuse, while Gonzalez pleaded guilty to a charge of misdemeanor theft between $50 and $500.

Chronicle reporter Brian Rogers contributed.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-09-2008, 05:09 PM
Reheezy to the puheezy.

Hammock Parties
05-09-2008, 05:10 PM
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The Franchise
05-09-2008, 05:11 PM
How is this NSFW?
















REPOST!

Rain Man
05-09-2008, 05:12 PM
I'm not sure, but I think seclark may have given that corpse a ride into town.

Bugeater
05-09-2008, 05:43 PM
Reposts happen. Let's not lose our heads about this.

FAX
05-09-2008, 06:54 PM
You know, I've oft debated with myself whether I would prefer to be cremated, buried standing up, or have 60 pounds of dynamite packed in my casket along with a dozen roman candles, a few bottle rockets and blown to bits atop a beautiful, pastoral hillside (sort of a "wake the neighbors memorial").

I am certain, however, that I do NOT want to have my decapitated head used as a bong by a gaggle of teenaged, Texas rookers.

FAX

teedubya
05-09-2008, 06:55 PM
Puff Puff Pass.

el borracho
05-09-2008, 07:08 PM
Puff Puff Pass.

If only someone had given the police a heads up before the incident they could have tried to head 'em off at the pass.

Barret
05-09-2008, 07:09 PM
Dennis Leary fortold of this in his Comedy show "No Cure for Cancer"

Just saying.....

headsnap
05-09-2008, 07:13 PM
ear...

Wa-Z
05-09-2008, 07:18 PM
How embarrassingly stUpid! If you smoke pot just freakin smoke it...don't gotta get all fancy to the point of weird.

Mecca
05-09-2008, 07:30 PM
Dennis Leary fortold of this in his Comedy show "No Cure for Cancer"

Just saying.....

I made a bong.......out of my head!

POND_OF_RED
05-09-2008, 07:35 PM
abuse of a corpse, a misdemeanor.

Something is wrong with this country when abuse to a corpse is less of a crime than simply burning a plant

Mecca
05-09-2008, 07:38 PM
Something is wrong with this country when abuse to a corpse is less of a crime than simply burning a plant

Well the plant is alive the corpse is not.

Skip Towne
05-09-2008, 08:32 PM
Well the plant is alive the corpse is not.

The plants aren't alive by the time I get them.

cdcox
05-09-2008, 08:44 PM
Head shop.


Heh.

Boon
05-09-2008, 10:13 PM
Head rush.

Otter
05-10-2008, 04:55 AM
I'm trying to picture how they created suction given the structure of the human skull. You need a sealed passage between the inflow and the outflow last I checked. Now a femur and a couple hours with a Dremmel I can understand.

The probably just duct taped a bowl to the top of it or something.

FAX
05-10-2008, 10:11 AM
Would not the sinus cavities work, Mr. Otter? I suppose you'd have to drill some holes in the bottom of the brainpan, but once that's accomplished, you could simply add hashish, apply fire, and suck the smoke out the deceased's nose.

FAX

KurtCobain
05-10-2008, 12:56 PM
Would not the sinus cavities work, Mr. Otter? I suppose you'd have to drill some holes in the bottom of the brainpan, but once that's accomplished, you could simply add hashish, apply fire, and suck the smoke out the deceased's nose.

FAX

fun!

Otter
05-10-2008, 01:34 PM
Would not the sinus cavities work, Mr. Otter? I suppose you'd have to drill some holes in the bottom of the brainpan, but once that's accomplished, you could simply add hashish, apply fire, and suck the smoke out the deceased's nose.

FAX

Sinus cavities aren't very linear.

In a bio class we had a break apart skull that showed the sinus makeup. Given what I remember it looks like a series of ant tunnels running through the front.

I'm just morbidly curious on the mechanics they used to pull this off. Something tells me they didn't have a very good grasp on human skull anatomy to work with.

:shrug:

KChiefer
05-10-2008, 03:10 PM
"Insane in the membrane!"

:Lin:

Extra Point
05-10-2008, 03:26 PM
Puff Puff Pass
Punt

FAX
05-10-2008, 03:37 PM
Punt

LMAO

FAX

seclark
05-10-2008, 04:07 PM
I'm not sure, but I think seclark may have given that corpse a ride into town.

and i told him he could smoke.
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Otter
05-10-2008, 06:01 PM
EDIT:

On second thought, I think I'll stop pursuing this thread.

blueballs
05-10-2008, 06:06 PM
did they get the munchies
and turn into zombies