My Wife deserves a medal.

[teedubya]

For one... having to spend her life with me, what an effin challenge for this lady.

Well, she organized a surprise 35th birthday party for me today. And it was totally unknown to me, 22 people showed up to wish me well.

I had NO idea, one of my friends picked me and my kid up, as he asked me to help him do some shit, so we end up on a huge ass goose chase, that takes us to effin Maryville, back again over to ee's ummit, issouri. Over 200 miles in this effin vehicle to drop off this tempurpedic mattress and this cat "pagoda" wtf that is. We also pick up his hot fiance and her brother. Her ass is like ridiculous.

Anyways, the party was supposed to begin at 5:30... we don't get back until 7pm. Actually a couple of my guests had to leave to go pick up their kids from the babysitter.

Some other great news, today we went garage saleing today, and we ended up picking up this solid oak kick dining room table w 4 chairs that is super sturdy and kick ass... Originally, $1200+ got it for $175. Pure Garage Sale Ownageness.

Anyway, my mom and dad were there, my in laws, bro, bro and sis inlaw, 3 friends from 4th grade, one from kindergarten, and like 8 from college on. What a trip.

I had no effin idea. What a great wife I have... and just the other day, i was bitching because her birthday is April 27th, then Mothers Day, and tomorrow is our anniversary... this is like the Ms Teh Douch3 - 3 week arsenal holiday bonanza.

She busts out a surprise bday party. Complete with a Jayhawk Birthday cake! My first cartoonish birthday cake since like age 11 or some shit.

Life's great joys are kids, friends and family. o:-)

[ClevelandBronco]

Have a great life with that woman.

I would have said, "Have a great life with that woman, Teh Douch3," but that really looked wrong.

[evolve27]

This thread is useless even if it had pics. HBD!

[teedubya]

oh believe me, Im putting up the picture of the Jayhawk cake... it has some video on it also, so, its taking a bit of time to upload them.

[acesn8s]

You're old.



BTW pic of the ass would be nice. :thumb:

[Rausch]

oh believe me, Im putting up the picture of the Jayhawk cake...

Forget the cake.

Pics of the azz. Or of the woman willing to put up with you. Whichever...

[milkman]

So, how much did she have ot pay those 22 "friends" to show up?

:p

HBD.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'm really surprised you have any friends. Maybe she told them all to come over and she'd pass out BJ's

[Buehler445]

We also pick up his hot fiance...Her ass is like ridiculous.



Pictures dude.

Jus' playin. Happy Birthday dude, enjoy.

[HonestChieffan]

I'm really surprised you have any friends. Maybe she told them all to come over and she'd pass out BJ's

HF...

THAT was uncalled for.

The dude had a great day. Im on his side.

[blueballs]

35 candles is a piece of cake
for a over inflated douch3 bag

[Hydrae]

Happy b-day and congrats on finding a keeper of a woman! :thumb:

[teedubya]

Yeah, it was quite a surprise, because my birthday was the day before... and in my mind, it was over. NO reason to even THINK about a party.

Good times. Thanks guys.

[Bowser]

How's the new office?

[teedubya]

How's the new office?

We've been approved for it and they want us to move in, but we really need more funding before me make that financial decision. We are working independently currently... but are close to the next round of funding. Thanks for asking, yo.

[Phobia]

She called me but I was washing my hair.

[HonestChieffan]

I need a bathroom gutted and redone.

[Phobia]

I need a bathroom gutted and redone.
Are you being honest?

[HonestChieffan]

yes...wanna discuss it?

[Phobia]

yes...wanna discuss it?

In public, email, or phone?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I'm glad you had a kick ass birthday. BTW, Mrs. Douch3's birthday is the day after mine. Something about hot July nights........