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Sam Hall
05-28-2008, 07:38 PM
Fresno, CA (KFSN) -- A former Bulldog Football Player on his way to the NFL is now on trial for driving under the influence. Jason Shirley was arrested last year for crashing into an apartment complex.

Shirley listened as the prosecutor laid out the case against him. Shirley is accused of crashing into an apartment in October. The crash tore through a bathroom being used by Jason Sanchez. Sanchez is a witness in the case. He told Action News, the force pushed him off the toilet. Investigators said Shirley was drunk that night.

During opening statements, Prosecutor William Terrence said, "After the car smacked into the building, the defendant didn't get out, write his insurance information or his number to reconcile the damage. Instead, the defendant simply drove away."

Shirley was taken by the Cincinnati Bengals in the fifth round of the NFL draft. His defense attorney Chuck Magill said Shirley was not drunk. Magill claimed the former bulldog suffered a concussion three days before the accident. He said, "It explains his conduct with something that's not criminal. It explains the conduct of backing into a building as an explanation not that he was under the influence of alcohol but he was under the influence of the concussion."

http://abclocal.go.com/kfsn/story?section=news/local&id=6171117

mikey23545
05-28-2008, 07:57 PM
That drunk ****er knocked the shit out of me!

Fish
05-28-2008, 07:58 PM
Shit or get off!!!

mikey23545
05-28-2008, 07:58 PM
The toilet in question was later purchased by NASA at a police auction.

Sam Hall
05-28-2008, 07:59 PM
I had a feeling this thread might get more replies than my fantasy draft thread.

keg in kc
05-28-2008, 08:13 PM
Well, there's one guy who had the shit scared out of him.

CrazyPhuD
05-28-2008, 08:44 PM
Did he at least knock before coming in the door?

kcfanXIII
05-28-2008, 09:27 PM
did sanchez wipe? if not, wouldn't that make him a dirty sanchez?

Tribal Warfare
05-28-2008, 09:27 PM
Shitter's full!!!!!!!!!

beach tribe
05-28-2008, 09:28 PM
Wow, the bungals can pick em.

beach tribe
05-28-2008, 09:29 PM
Shitter's full!!!!!!!!!

:LOL:cuz eddie

FAX
05-28-2008, 09:34 PM
Dang. Getting run down while on the toilet is dangerous and potentially fatal.

Statistics tell us that more than 1000 persons a year succumb to die-arrhea.

FAX

blueballs
05-28-2008, 10:09 PM
Who dey

Bugeater
05-28-2008, 10:53 PM
Shirley you are shitting me.

Pasta Little Brioni
05-28-2008, 10:56 PM
In other news Jason Shirley has just agreed to a multi-year contract with the bengals terms of the deal have not been announced.

FAX
05-29-2008, 12:29 AM
A man squeezing mud wasn't done
When struck by a car that weighed tons
He'd had a bean tortilla
And, therefore, diarrhea
It's the first known case of hit and runs

FAX

StcChief
05-29-2008, 08:08 AM
more trouble in Bungle-land... who knew

hawkchief
05-29-2008, 09:37 AM
It was even more lame that Shirley asked Sanches for a courtesy flush.

Redrum_69
05-29-2008, 09:42 AM
Wait....what color was the vehicle?