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Hammock Parties
05-29-2008, 10:41 PM
This is amusing as hell. On multiple levels.

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/chiefs/story/641906.html

On paper, you wouldn’t think there was much wrong with linebacker Napoleon Harris’ season last year for the Chiefs.

Harris led the team in tackles with 123 — 97 of those solos. He had four tackles for losses, one interception and 1½ sacks.

That’s why Harris was so surprised when he read and heard that his starting job might be in jeopardy after the Chiefs signed free-agent linebacker Demorrio Williams. One theory has it that Williams will take one outside linebacker spot when Donnie Edwards perhaps moves to the middle, though it is all merely speculation now.

Nonetheless, Harris isn’t too amused with the speculation and wonders whether he’s being singled out.

“We were 4-12, so somebody’s going to get blamed I guess,” Harris said. “But what did I do? I led the team in tackles.

“You know, I just try to do my job.”

Harris said he’s still under the impression he’s the middle linebacker. But then again…

“Coaches tell me one thing, I read another,” he said.

Harris apparently has been concerned about his status since the Williams’ signing. Someone claiming to be Harris even sent an e-mail to me shortly after the Williams’ signing, expressing those concerns.

“That wasn’t me,” Harris said. “It might have been my brother — he does that stuff. I don’t know.

“But I don’t need to talk about that stuff anymore. That’s was last year’s news.”

So how does Harris feel right now about his situation with the Chiefs?

“I am an employee of the Kansas City Chiefs,” he said.

A happy employee?

“I am an employee of the Kansas City Chiefs,” he repeated.

Buehler445
05-29-2008, 10:45 PM
What a dumbass.

He blew ass the last half of the year.

RustShack
05-29-2008, 10:56 PM
Doresy and Tank together will resurect his career!

Rausch
05-30-2008, 01:39 AM
He'll sit, he knows why, and he doesn't like it...

teedubya
05-30-2008, 02:51 AM
Are there ANY happy employees of the Kansas City Chiefs or Kansas City Royals?

Ultra Peanut
05-30-2008, 04:17 AM
“We were 4-12, so somebody’s going to get blamed I guess,” Harris said. “But what did I do? I led the team in tackles.

“You know, I just try to do my job.”I AM THE PAPER KING OF DOGSHIT MOUNTAIN

ALL CHALLENGERS SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME

Mecca
05-30-2008, 04:24 AM
The tackle stat is by far the most overrated stat.

HMc
05-30-2008, 04:27 AM
Isn't he a contractor?

mikey23545
05-30-2008, 04:59 AM
More like a consultant the last half of the year.

RealSNR
05-30-2008, 07:45 AM
I AM THE PAPER KING OF DOGSHIT MOUNTAIN

ALL CHALLENGERS SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME

Napolean Harris sits down with his subjects before training camp:
http://www.mozart.cat/fotos/salieri-3.jpg

Mediocrities of the world... I absolve you

Reerun_KC
05-30-2008, 07:54 AM
The tackle stat is by far the most overrated stat.
I remember everyone falling in love with mike miSLOWski a couple of years ago. He lead the team in takles, sad part they were all 7+ yards down from the line of scrimmage....

Harris is a waste as well.

StcChief
05-30-2008, 08:10 AM
Harris led the team in tackles with 123 — 97 of those solos. He had four tackles for losses, one interception and 1½ sacks.
I'm sure Herm/Gun think that's not to hot for a MLB.

boogblaster
05-30-2008, 08:11 AM
Somehow dog-shit always stinks ....

beach tribe
05-30-2008, 08:58 AM
Well it looks like we have a WR, and a DT.
Two things we went without for long time, but seriously, when was the last time we had probowl Mike LB?
That would be sweet.

Brock
05-30-2008, 09:12 AM
Explains why he's on his third team in as many years.

Demonpenz
05-30-2008, 09:21 AM
Is everyone going to quote amedius all the time now. There are other channels other than Hdnet

tomahawk kid
05-30-2008, 09:36 AM
Amazing how pissy most folks get when they actually have to earn something, as opposed to having it handed to them.

Direckshun
05-30-2008, 09:54 AM
LET THE MARCH TO MAUALUGA BEGIN.

Hammock Parties
05-30-2008, 09:55 AM
LET THE MARCH TO MAUALUGA BEGIN.

But Harris has Gunther coaching him! HE WILL BECOME A DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

blueballs
05-30-2008, 10:10 AM
sorry Napo
you're just the stop gap between Kiwi and the next draftee
who's contract expires

Deberg_1990
05-30-2008, 10:30 AM
I always kind of suspected Harris wasnt all that great. Why would a former 1st round pick be on his 3rd team in 5 seasons if he was really all that great??

Pushead2
05-30-2008, 10:44 AM
sorry Napo
you're just the stop gap between Kiwi and the next draftee
who's contract expires

agreed....

bowener
05-30-2008, 10:49 AM
Doresy and Tank together will resurect his career!

Very ****ing true (to an extent). DJ will begin to look like what we all wanted him to look like as well.

bowener
05-30-2008, 11:01 AM
I am curious to know the stat of blown coverage assignments for Harris.

El Jefe
05-30-2008, 11:09 AM
He'll sit, he knows why, and he doesn't like it...

QFT. Exactly right.

El Jefe
05-30-2008, 11:15 AM
LET THE MARCH TO LAURINAITIS BEGIN.

FYP

TinyEvel
05-30-2008, 01:36 PM
I say we nickname him Nappy Hair.

No, retract that.

I SAID NOTHING!

sedated
05-30-2008, 01:49 PM
he did almost as good a disappearing act as tinkerBell.