Okay, here's the ultimate "you know you're a redneck" item...

[RealSNR]

You buy NASCAR DVDs. FOR YOUR BABY.

How many of you hillbillies own one of these?

http://www.amazon.com/NASCAR-BABY-Raising-Tomorrows-Today/dp/B000M345E2

From the product description:

You love your kids, you love your family, and you love your NASCAR! Now you can combine them all with this exciting new Team Baby Entertainment DVD. NASCAR BABY includes all the great things you love about NASCAR fast cars, high-speed action, superstar drivers with all the things you want your young fans to learn counting, letters, shapes, colors, and more. See the best drivers on the planet, listen to the roar of the engines and experience all of the thrills of NASCAR with your best little buddy at your side. Narrated by Jay Leno and featuring amazing Team Baby Entertainment original music, NASCAR BABY is a great way to introduce your love of racing to the sports youngest fans. Featuring Officially Licensed footage of your favorite drivers, cars, teams and crews along with all of the sights, sounds, traditions and colors of the most thrilling sport on four wheels, NASCAR BABY allows parents, grandparents, families and friends to share their love, loyalty and passion for NASCAR with their children.

[teedubya]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51M352EJP2L._SL500_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_SS100_.jpgChicken Soup for the NASCAR Soul (http://www.amazon.com/Chicken-Soup-NASCAR-Soul-Canfield/dp/0757301002/ref=pd_sim_d_title_1) by Jack Canfield
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/x-locale/common/customer-reviews/ratings/stars-4-5._V25749327_.gif (http://www.amazon.com/review/product/0757301002/ref=pd_sim_d_cm_cr_acr_img_1?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1) (16 (http://www.amazon.com/review/product/0757301002/ref=pd_sim_d_cm_cr_acr_txt_1?%5Fencoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)) $10.17


ROFL

[RealSNR]

This kid's got the potential for a reeeeaaall nice mullet.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K7C4FPkBL._SS500_.jpg

[POND_OF_RED]

Rednecks don't own DVD players.

[Groves]

No need to own. You pop it in the dvd player at BigO tire while you wait for your car to get done.

[kepp]

"Order NOW and you also get this mullet starter kit...FOR FREE!!"

[stumppy]

When your P/U truck has more lights on it than your X-Mas tree.

[Pablo]

I'll never subject my son to the terrors of NASCAR.

Well, it would probably put him to sleep pretty quick, so there's one good thing.

[Saulbadguy]

Does anyone else find it absolutely hilarious that Jay Leno is the narrator?

[Pablo]

Does anyone else find it absolutely hilarious that Jay Leno is the narrator?That's pretty sweet. Two things that absolutely blow.

Jay Leno + NASCAR =:Lin:

[blueballs]

is this why Aaron Rodgers now looks like Antonio Banderas redneck with a pony tail
when he was drafted he looked like a mormon from HBOs Love series

[gblowfish]

Does it come with a little can of Skoal too?

[rambleonthruthefog]

if you have ever spilled your dip cup on an airplane, you might be a redneck.

I've done this. not pretty

[chasedude]

if you have ever spilled your dip cup on an airplane, you might be a redneck.

I've done this. not pretty

That's disgusting :Lin: