What are you worried about?

[Rain Man]

Poll to follow. I'm curious about the worries that pass through our minds.

In the poll, please select UP TO FIVE things that you have worried about MOST OFTEN in the past month.

The poll might take a few minutes, because there are a lot of things to worry about.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm so worried about what's hapening today in the Middle East, you know.

And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about the fashions today. I don't think they're good for your feet,

And I'm so worried about the shows on TV that sometimes they want to repeat.

I'm so worried about what's happening today, you know,

And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about my hair falling out and the state of the world today,
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt about everything, anyway.

I'm so worried about modern technology.
I'm so worried about all the things that they dump in the sea.
I'm so worried about it. Worried about it. Worried. Worried. Worried.

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong.
I'm so worried about whether people like this song.
I'm so worried about this very next verse. It isn't the best that I've got,

And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I shouldn't just stop.

I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped,
And I'm worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know,
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then.
I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend.
I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

[Joie]

I'm worried that there may never be a poll with this thread.

[Skip Towne]

Nope, no poll.

[Joie]

Nope, no poll.

It seems my fear has come true.

[CosmicPal]

I'm worried Rain Man might have been bitten on the hand by a mutant fire ant with a poison that renders paralysis in humans within seconds; and he never go to finish his poll.

[Rain Man]

Worry no more about the poll.

[CosmicPal]

Whew...guess I don't have to worry no more.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm worried that Rain Man left an important option off the poll.

[Joie]

I'm worried about getting everything ready for my wedding on time, and being able to pay for it. There was no option for that.

[Rain Man]

Of my top five, three fall under "health" and two under "finances". I'm truly middle-aged.

[Skip Towne]

I'm worried Rain Man might have been bitten on the hand by a mutant fire ant with a poison that renders paralysis in humans within seconds; and he never go to finish his poll.

No, that's what happened when he left me stranded in a German POW camp.

[Pablo]

Where's the.."I'm worried people think my penis is small because I drive a Porsche" option?

[Bugeater]

I'm worried my invitation to Joie's wedding is going to get lost in the mail.

[CosmicPal]

I'm worried about this party invitation I received from these girls in Lakeland, Florida.

[FAX]

What if basically all these things have already happened to you?

FAX

[Joie]

What if basically all these things have already happened to you?

FAX

No more worries, I guess

[Joie]

I'm worried my invitation to Joie's wedding is going to get lost in the mail.

I sent it to:

Gawd Damned Nebraskan
Omaha, Gawd Damned Nebraska

There shouldn't be a problem

[Bugeater]

I sent it to:

Gawd Damned Nebraskan
Omaha, Gawd Damned Nebraska

There shouldn't be a problem
Cool, I'm going to go sit out by the mailbox and wait for it.

[Farzin]

Katie Horner might not warn me in time for a tornado

ROFL

[Rain Man]

What if basically all these things have already happened to you?

FAX


Repost.

[Jilly]

having an 8lb or larger child pass through my vagina...that's worth worrying about I think

[Bearcat]

I keep getting GoBo's mail.

[Skip Towne]

I keep getting GoBo's mail.

Are you going to Joie's wedding?

[Pablo]

having an 8lb or larger child pass through my vagina...that's worth worrying about I thinkThe ol' lady just pushed out a 7 lb. 13 oz. bundle of joy a couple months ago. Looked nice and horrifyingly painful. Good luck though.

[blueballs]

I already have one shrink
well two if you count mr happy

[Joie]

Are you going to Joie's wedding?

I may have to hire security. :doh!:

[Joie]

having an 8lb or larger child pass through my vagina...that's worth worrying about I think

Are you expecting?

[Bearcat]

Are you going to Joie's wedding?

Maybe... going to see what I can get for it on eBay first.

[Joie]

Maybe... going to see what I can get for it on eBay first.

Do I get 50%?

[Bugeater]

I may have to hire security. :doh!:
Don't worry, he won't show up until there's only 5 minutes of it left.

[Bearcat]

Do I get 50%?

Sounds like someone is already married.







:evil:

[Bearcat]

Don't worry, he won't show up until there's only 5 minutes of it left.

SEVEN!

[Hammock Parties]

I'm worried that some dickweed is going to continue posting premium information at fatchatter dot f*cking com.

[Joie]

Sounds like someone is already married.







:evil:

Pretty much. We've lived together for four years.

Now, do I get 50%? Stop skirting the subject. :D

[Joie]

Don't worry, he won't show up until there's only 5 minutes of it left.

Well then. He'll need to bring an extra nice gift, won't he?






:)

[Jilly]

Are you expecting?

yes, she should be here in September...Sully and I are excited and are so ready to be parents, but I'd say I worry about it pretty much 24-7

[Joie]

yes, she should be here in September...Sully and I are excited and are so ready to be parents, but I'd say I worry about it pretty much 24-7

Congratulations!!

[Jilly]

The ol' lady just pushed out a 7 lb. 13 oz. bundle of joy a couple months ago. Looked nice and horrifyingly painful. Good luck though.


congratulations a few months late!!! and yeah...well...just yeah.

[Bearcat]

Well then. He'll need to bring an extra nice gift, won't he?

:)

And 50%?!?! Jeez, when did trying to profit off someone else's mail become so expensive?

[Joie]

And 50%?!?! Jeez, when did trying to profit off someone else's mail become so expensive?

When that mail became an invitation to my wedding. So, pretty recently.

[FAX]

yes, she should be here in September...Sully and I are excited and are so ready to be parents, but I'd say I worry about it pretty much 24-7

You know, I've always felt a little ... uh, awkward when learning from a woman that she is with child. I mean, on the one hand, you want to congratulate her, but on the other hand, you know it's rough and she's probably sick to her stomach.

What response would you suggest, Ms. Jilly?

FAX

[Joie]

You know, I've always felt a little ... uh, awkward when learning from a woman that she is with child. I mean, on the one hand, you want to congratulate her, but on the other hand, you know it's rough and she's probably sick to her stomach.

What response would you suggest, Ms. Jilly?

FAX

A while back someone I know bought a pregnancy test, and the cashier asked her if she wanted a "yes" answer. What a risky question!!

[Hammock Parties]

A while back someone I know bought a pregnancy test, and the cashier asked her if she wanted a "yes" answer. What a risky question!!

Why? Was the woman carrying an AK-47?

[FAX]

A while back someone I know bought a pregnancy test, and the cashier asked her if she wanted a "yes" answer. What a risky question!!

What business is it of his?

Here the poor girl is in the midst of a war on terror, a recession, incredible financial stress due to rising gas and food prices, thinks she may be pregnant, and then - out of the blue - gets the friggin' third degree from a friggin' bar code jockey? Somebody needs to smack that cashier in the maw with a week-old cod, Ms. Joie.

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

It's interesting that the majority vote on the poll is the friends option. Who knew people on the internet were so lonely?

[Bugeater]

You know, I've always felt a little ... uh, awkward when learning from a woman that she is with child. I mean, on the one hand, you want to congratulate her, but on the other hand, you know it's rough and she's probably sick to her stomach.

What response would you suggest, Ms. Jilly?

FAX

I'd suggest not making further eye contact and quickly walking away.

[Joie]

Why? Was the woman carrying an AK-47?

She may as well have been. Think of the variety of answers:

"No, I really don't want to have to figure out which of the 6 men I've screwed is the father."

"Yes, the last 14 tests have been negative, and we can't afford another fertility treatment"

"Not really. It's for my twelve year old sister."

"I'm not sure. If so, this will be my 9th child in 8 years."

[FAX]

Hmmm. I didn't realize that Mr. GoChiefs. It is interesting. Maybe it's because nobody wants to be friends with a Chiefs fan.

As for me, I haven't voted yet, because I think this is perhaps the single, most depressing thread of all times.

FAX

[Joie]

What business is it of his?

Here the poor girl is in the midst of a war on terror, a recession, incredible financial stress due to rising gas and food prices, thinks she may be pregnant, and then - out of the blue - gets the friggin' third degree from a friggin' bar code jockey? Somebody needs to smack that cashier in the maw with a week-old cod, Ms. Joie.

FAX

I know!!:cuss:

[FAX]

Kill The Cashiers!!!

FAX

[Bugeater]

It's interesting that the majority vote on the poll is the friends option. Who knew people on the internet were so lonely?

Hell they have no idea how good they have it, friends are pain in the ass for the most part. They're always borrowing stuff or drinking your beer or asking you to help them move and shit like that.

[Bearcat]

It's interesting that the majority vote on the poll is the friends option. Who knew people on the internet were so lonely?

Especially this site, where every picture of a beautiful woman gets at least one "I wouldn't hit it" and every guy here once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game.

[Pablo]

Especially this site, where every picture of a beautiful woman gets at least one "I wouldn't hit it" and every guy here once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game.F*ck yes...and I don't even like Lexus'...I'm a BMW man myself.

[Phobia]

Do I get 50%?

I suppose that would be a legitimate excuse for the 2 inches issue.

[Phobia]

I'm worried that some dickweed is going to continue posting premium information at fatchatter dot f*cking com.

I sure hope not. Most of that garbage is unreadable.

[Bugeater]

OK, this is EXACTLY what I'm talking about, this is an actual e-mail I just found in my inbox:

Hey do you think some time this week you can drop off and I use your biggest
extension ladder?
Thanks,--------

Not only does he want to borrow it, he wants me to drop the ****ing thing off at his house. Do you people really want this shit?

[Buehler445]

Mine typically have to do with cash. Since I'm just starting my career, its kind of a big deal.

[kregger]

What, no Gaz option?

[kcxiv]

forgot the option that if Mcain is elected we will keep on with this retarded ass war.

[Smed1065]

"I’m gaining weight/losing my hair/getting less attractive."
----------------------------------------------------

If this is the biggest worry among the board, I say we should be grateful and count our blessings.

:hmmm:




Maybe we are all just conceited and stuck on ourselves?

:spock:

[boogblaster]

Voted on health and relative worries ... but really just worried about my children after Im gone ....

[blueballs]

How many people keep a weapon by their bedside
gun - baseball bat - mace

[Friendo]

my beautiful soon-to-be 16 year old daughter.

[ILChief]

I was going to select John McCain might ruin the country, but then I thought that George Bush has already done that so McCain (or Obama for that matter) can't "re-ruin" it.

[Buehler445]

I was going to select John McCain might ruin the country, but then I thought that George Bush has already done that so McCain (or Obama for that matter) can't "re-ruin" it.

ROFL Nice.

[Rain Man]

As for me, I haven't voted yet, because I think this is perhaps the single, most depressing thread of all times.



I too worry about how the alien abduction threat is being overlooked.

[Hydrae]

Given that my wife just spent a week in the hospital with asthma/pneumonia issues and my health care coverage sucks badly this year, mine is all about family health and money concerns.

I wish I could be more worried about the right side of the offensive line though, that would mean life is good.

[Easy 6]

If i really worried about everything i 'should' be worried about...i'd be a huge bundle of hypertension & jagged, jangled nerves.

Worrying sucks, its terrible for your health...i try to avoid it at all costs.

[luv]

Wow, only me and three other people have voted for neg rep? :)

I'm getting ready to fly out to Vegas, so getting lost with no money and getting in a horrible accident have crossed my mind.

John McCain will ruin this country.

Paying bills is pretty much a constant.

[FAX]

Agreed, Mr. scott free. This thread is the Anti-Zen.

I'm surprised that Mr. Rain Man has not yet been attacked by Bodhidharma's spirit army of belly pokers.

FAX

[Easy 6]

Agreed, Mr. scott free. This thread is the Anti-Zen.

I'm surprised that Mr. Rain Man has not yet been attacked by Bodhidharma's spirit army of belly pokers.

FAX


LMAO