Red Dawn! Red Dawn!

[Rain Man]

There's one or more large military helicopters circling at very low level over downtown Denver. Either they're practicing security for the Democratic Convention, or there's a Denver Bronco on a rampage, or the Soviets are invading.

It's circling on the other side of my building, but it's really loud. I can see its reflection in the high rise apartment building facing my building, and a bunch of the apartment dwellers are on their balconies watching it. I think it's lower than the tallest buildings, and it just keeps circling.

[Hammock Parties]

Rain Man stop calling in military favors just because you lost a cat.

[blueballs]

If it's black
it's there to confiscate the peaking alien footage

[CrazyPhuD]

I guess they really did take that terrorist threat on you building seriously....who woulda thought.....

[Rain Man]

I think I hear AK-47's. Or maybe it's just a drum solo at the Hard Rock Cafe down the street. But I think it's AK-47's.

[Hammock Parties]

RAIN MAN THE COLD WAR IS OVER! STOP LIVING IN THE PAST, RAIN MAN! THE RUSSIANS ARE OUR FRIENDS! WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP, RAIN MAN!!

*slap*

[88TG88]

Some dudes a few miles from my house opened fire on a police helicopter. It didn't work out well, it seems cops don't take attempted murder kindly.

[Rain Man]

The helicopter is back. It left for about 10 minutes, and now it's back.

I'm scared. I don't want to live under Russian rule. I think I'm going to escape into the mountains and start a guerilla resistance.

[Rain Man]

Some dudes a few miles from my house opened fire on a police helicopter. It didn't work out well, it seems cops don't take attempted murder kindly.

My god! The Russians are everywhere! It's Pearl Harbor all over again! Arm yourselves, people! Run to the mountains!

[StcChief]

man hunt. or slow moving chase of an Apricot BMW is yours at home?

[Deberg_1990]

Wolverines!!!!!

[smittysbar]

Ghost Rider, requesting permission for a flyby

-negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.

[KCUnited]

They're filming the new Airwolf flick.

[CoMoChief]

They need to make Top Gun 2.

And make it so obviously queer and gay enough it'd make Kenny Loggins write another queer ass song or two for the soundtrack.

[Skip Towne]

The helicopter is back. It left for about 10 minutes, and now it's back.

I'm scared. I don't want to live under Russian rule. I think I'm going to escape into the mountains and start a guerilla resistance.

What will become of your cats?

[alanm]

My god! The Russians are everywhere! It's Pearl Harbor all over again! Arm yourselves, people! Run to the mountains!
You sure it's not the Obamaniacs front people. I can see how people could confuse the two. :evil:

[Skip Towne]

You sure it's not the Obamaniacs front people. I can see how people could confuse the two. :evil:

:LOL:

[Rain Man]

What will become of your cats?

They're joining the resistance. There's three of us now. We're loading up on supplies now. Anyone joining us, or will the rest of you cower under the yoke of communist hegemony?

[Hammock Parties]

WAKE UP RAIN MAN! GOD DAMMIT!!!

*SLAP* *SLAP*

[cdcox]

It's your competitors trying to steal trade secrets.

[stlchiefs]

They're joining the resistance. There's three of us now. We're loading up on supplies now.

No there's still only one of you but now you have 2 meals (or 1 meal for two). :evil:

[Logical]

That is Herm and Carl doing surveillance on a successful offense, they cannot even figure out which team to spy on.

[007]

That is Herm and Carl doing surveillance on a successful offense, they cannot even figure out which team to spy on.

Herm and Carl couldn't even get the chopper off the ground much less to Dungver.

[Rain Man]

Okay, I bought some Clif Bars last night, and I tried to buy a sniper rifle, but there's a five-day waiting period. I can't wait that long with Soviet infantry likely being choppered in as we speak. I'll just make my own spears up in the mountains. Who's with me? Fight Soviet domination! Never surrender!

[crispystl]

RAIN MAN THE COLD WAR IS OVER! STOP LIVING IN THE PAST, RAIN MAN! THE RUSSIANS ARE OUR FRIENDS! WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP, RAIN MAN!!

*slap*


Yeah the russians weren't so bad havent you seen the new Indiana Jones movie lol

[Baby Lee]

Drudge is your friend

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/17/copters-rattle-residents-of-city/

[trndobrd]

Okay, I bought some Clif Bars last night, and I tried to buy a sniper rifle, but there's a five-day waiting period. I can't wait that long with Soviet infantry likely being choppered in as we speak. I'll just make my own spears up in the mountains. Who's with me? Fight Soviet domination! Never surrender!


Sadly, we have no mountains in Kansas.

[Rain Man]

Drudge is your friend

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/jun/17/copters-rattle-residents-of-city/


They've captured the newspapers! They control the media! Underground, people!

[Rain Man]

Sadly, we have no mountains in Kansas.

Make your way west. I have Clif Bars, and possibly spears. I will melt into the countryside tonight to begin harassing the invaders.

[Baby Lee]

Sadly, we have no mountains in Kansas.

Sequester yourself to a moderate hillock!!!!

[Nightfyre]

Make your way west. I have Clif Bars, and possibly spears. I will melt into the countryside tonight to begin harassing the invaders.
It amazes me that Rain Man's threads aren't all over 10 pages.

[Amnorix]

Make your way west. I have Clif Bars, and possibly spears. I will melt into the countryside tonight to begin harassing the invaders.


Your best chance of victory is to conquer Australia first. I suggest you make your way to the coast, build a boat, and then try to recruit the aborigines once you land.

[Nightfyre]

Your best chance of victory is to conquer Australia first.
I would hate to play Amnorix in risk.

[Baby Lee]

Your best chance of victory is to conquer Australia first. I suggest you make your way to the coast, build a boat, and then try to recruit the aborigines once you land.

Hurley: Australia is the key to the game.

[KC Kings]

FYI, urine can stop radiator leaks.

[Amnorix]

I would hate to play Amnorix in risk.


Damn, forgot where he was really.

Ok, mount your lasers mostly in the mid-west and northeast. If they capture Detroit, Buffalo or Boston you're dead anyway. Focus primarily on those damn bombers and try to whack the advancing helicopters in the West. They'll eat up space faster than you can afford to give it up.

http://www.gamepart.net/phpshop/shop_image/product/f4d8c042c2d1404295ffd335e98e1ecb.jpg

[Sully]

Are you sure they just aren't picking up bycycles, as part of a well-funded plan to steal all the bikes in Denver, and when they were gone for a while they were simply unloading?

Occam's razor, 'n all...

[Donger]

You had ample warning, Rain Man.

[Rain Man]

Okay, that's it. The helicopters were back again tonight. I don't care what the captured news media says. This is a Soviet invasion.

I can't buy a gun because of the Democrats, so I went to Cutlery World at the mall tonight and bought one of those $99 samurai swords. It's not very sharp, but I'll have plenty of time to hone its edge into a killing machine while I'm hiding in the woods. I've got my Clif Bars and I bought several two-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper, and I packed a duffel bag with some clothes. The cats and I are the new 10th Mountain Division in the battle for Denver. Those of you who wish to join the fight can meet me in the woods. As for the rest of you, you can throw confetti on me when I lead the victory parade.

Democracy will not die!

Farewell until we meet again.

[Nightfyre]

Okay, that's it. The helicopters were back again tonight. I don't care what the captured news media says. This is a Soviet invasion.

I can't buy a gun because of the Democrats, so I went to Cutlery World at the mall tonight and bought one of those $99 samurai swords. It's not very sharp, but I'll have plenty of time to hone its edge into a killing machine while I'm hiding in the woods. I've got my Clif Bars and I bought several two-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper, and I packed a duffel bag with some clothes. The cats and I are the new 10th Mountain Division in the battle for Denver. Those of you who wish to join the fight can meet me in the woods. As for the rest of you, you can throw confetti on me when I lead the victory parade.

Democracy will not die!

Farewell until we meet again.

I'll come if I can be a colonel. :shrug:

[Rausch]

Okay, that's it. The helicopters were back again tonight. I don't care what the captured news media says. This is a Soviet invasion.

I can't buy a gun because of the Democrats, so I went to Cutlery World at the mall tonight and bought one of those $99 samurai swords. It's not very sharp, but I'll have plenty of time to hone its edge into a killing machine while I'm hiding in the woods. I've got my Clif Bars and I bought several two-liter bottles of Dr. Pepper, and I packed a duffel bag with some clothes. The cats and I are the new 10th Mountain Division in the battle for Denver. Those of you who wish to join the fight can meet me in the woods. As for the rest of you, you can throw confetti on me when I lead the victory parade.

Democracy will not die!

Farewell until we meet again.

Perhaps it was just one of them crazy aliens that seem to love Colorado so much...

[Hydrae]

I can't go. I am still stuck in Germany.

[Rain Man]

Okay, never mind. False alarm.

[Adept Havelock]

Okay, never mind. False alarm.

He's BACK!!!!!! Rain Man has returned from his wanderings in the wilderness!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I kmew this shit was gonna happen!

[R&GHomer]

I'm going with it's trapped in a micro black hole and can't escape. They have been cooling down that LHC after all. The end is coming, the end is coming

[Braincase]

Looking for licensed rooftop pot growers for target practice.

[Warrior5]

Okay, never mind. False alarm.

Crap. Maybe next time.

The Russians can have Denver, Pile High, AND the XFL team that resides there.:bang::Broncos:

[Lzen]

Welcome back, Kevin. Did you enjoy your vacation?

[mikeyis4dcats.]

I loved Red Dawn....