Size Does Matter!!!

[Pneuma]

Supposedly, this is a chart that marks women's penis size preference, in girth and length. According to this, some women find wangs 7.5" in circumference enjoyable. Either those women don't have a good grip on measurements or they find something like stumping to be enjoyable.

http://jezebel.com/assets/images/jezebel/2008/06/penischart61608.jpg

The comments on the below link, they are pretty funny!

Stole this article from: http://jezebel.com/5016941/the-long-and-the-short-of-it

[VonneMarie]

Nevermind, misread. LOL

[ROYC75]

Supersize it .............

[stumppy]

Hey

[Donger]

It would appear that women have no idea what circumference means.

Edit: Good lord. I stand corrected.

[FAX]

It appears that all us Planeteers are in luck.

FAX

[FAX]

Upon further consideration, I wonder if a woman's preferences change after childbirth.

FAX

[VonneMarie]

It would appear that women have no idea what circumference means.

Edit: Good lord. I stand corrected.

Care to enlighten?

[Donger]

Care to enlighten?

I just measured. I had no idea.

[blueballs]

measure the box first

[TinyEvel]

If you've ever heard a woman say "I can't breathe...you're poking my spine" You don't need a chart to tell you you've got the goods :thumb:

[Pablo]

If you've ever heard a woman say "I can't breathe...you're poking my spine" You don't need a chart to tell you you've got the goods :thumb:Apparently not. If you're poking her spine you must be in the 11" region. And by this oh so scientific chart, that isn't very enjoyable.

[HolmeZz]

My preference is my woman have as small a penis size as possible.

[HolmeZz]

One has to suspect that if the chart went far enough to the right, the colored squares would eventually take the shape of a penis.

[Craash]

My preference is my woman have as small a penis size as possible.

Clayton?

[HolmeZz]

Clayton?

I was alluding to the fact that this thread and the chart read funny initially. "Authentic Women's Penis Size" is certainly an attention grabber.

[Smed1065]

Apparently not. If you're poking her spine you must be in the 11" region. And by this oh so scientific chart, that isn't very enjoyable.

If I was in that region, I would not be posting here. I would live in Cali.

[Craash]

I was alluding to the fact that this thread and the chart read funny initially. "Authentic Women's Penis Size" is certainly an attention grabber.


Oops. I missed that. I really thought you were clayton wishing for 'chicks' with dicks.

/sarcasm.

No worries, it's all good.

[Discuss Thrower]

This has to be some bullsheet, the website that the chart came from reads more a jingoistic celebration of any one with a beer can cock, which is not at all average.

[Mecca]

I don't want to meet a woman who finds ****ing something that looks like a giant soda can enjoyable.

[Pablo]

I don't want to meet a woman who finds ****ing something that looks like a giant soda can enjoyable.To be fair, it's more like an aerosol can. That's not too far fetched.

[Mecca]

To be fair, it's more like an aerosol can. That's not too far fetched.

These women have to be into fisting.

[ChieflySpeaking]

I don't want to meet a woman who finds ****ing something that looks like a giant soda can enjoyable.

Umm, I've got a date tomorrow. I'm going to go out and pick up a six pack and a two liter and see what she says when I show her the chart. :)

That chart is BS. I mean I saw the Tommy Lee video and if Pam Andersons hand is the same size as a typical women then he's about 5.75" to maybe 6" around and dude has a horse johnson.

[whoman69]

The fact that more than 90% of all men fall within one inch of normal penis size really tends to minimalize the size matters argument.

[Smed1065]

Umm, I've got a date tomorrow. I'm going to go out and pick up a six pack and a two liter.


LMAO

[Pablo]

I'm willing to bet their average preference for da butt secks is about 2 inches long, 1 inch in diameter.

Da women no lika da buttsecks.

[Hammock Parties]

Well, at least I've got that going for me.

[Mecca]

The fact that more than 90% of all men fall within one inch of normal penis size really tends to minimalize the size matters argument.

Considering normal size is 5......I'd like to fully point out that I do not fall in that 90% region, so now the 2 ladies on the board will talk to me.

[Mecca]

I'm willing to bet their average preference for da butt secks is about 2 inches long, 1 inch in diameter.

Da women no lika da buttsecks.

Some do.....I dated a few of them.

[Pablo]

Considering normal size is 5......I'd like to fully point out that I do not fall in that 90% region, so now the 2 ladies on the board will talk to me.You're < 4". I feel for ya man.

[Smed1065]

Well, at least I've got that going for me.

The chart is wrong?

[Smed1065]

Considering normal size is 5......I'd like to fully point out that I do not fall in that 90% region, so now the 2 ladies on the board will talk to me.


Because its less and your hair makes up for it.



LOL, nothing personal but that was set up on a tee.

[Mecca]

You're < 4". I feel for ya man.

Oh very funny man.....I shoulda been a pornstar I missed my calling.

[Hammock Parties]

The chart is wrong?

I have no idea. If it's accurate that makes me feel pretty good. I thought most women were into nine inch cocks.

[Smed1065]

I have no idea. If it's accurate that makes me feel pretty good. I thought most women were into nine inch cocks.

Too much internet.

LMAO

[Pablo]

Oh very funny man.....I shoulda been a pornstar I missed my calling.Yeah, I missed my calling too. If only there was some sort of league for me to display my talent of unusually large bowel movements. A Poop League of sorts, where I could really let it all out.

[FAX]

Size may not matter to some people, but when you're lugging around an enormous mass of manmeat every day, your back aches like heck.

FAX

[Pablo]

I have no idea. If it's accurate that makes me feel pretty good. I thought most women were into nine inch cocks.Most women are into cocks that aren't too freakishly large or small, and can give a good pumping for more than 10 minutes.

[Smed1065]

Size may not matter to some people, but when you're lugging around an enormous mass of manmeat every day, your back aches like heck.

FAX

Like a mortgage?

[Pablo]

Size may not matter to some people, but when you're lugging around an enormous mass of manmeat every day, your back aches like heck.

FAXYour plight inspires me to design a cock-sling of sorts. It wears like a back brace, but is designed for the well endowed male who doesn't want the constant back-aches. A cock-bra if you will.

[Hammock Parties]

Too much internet.

LMAO

Yeah. If I'm reading this chart right, a nine inch cock might actually cause a guy problems with some women. My guess is having an enormous dick does more for the male's ego and self esteem than anything.

And from the e-mails the gay freaks on craigslist send me, the same is true for gay men. I was attempting to shut this one guy up by telling him I didn't have an especially enormous dick, and he was all, "That's great, I can fit the whole thing in my mouth. Awesome." Too much internet, indeed.

[Smed1065]

More like a BS sling.


That stands for ball swing.

:D

[FAX]

I think the cock-bra is an excellent idea, Mr. GonzoRox88. My compliments. We'll call it the Schlong Sling.

That way the Japanese can't steal the concept since they can't pronounce it.

FAX

[Pablo]

Yeah. If I'm reading this chart right, a nine inch cock might actually cause a guy problems with some women. My guess is having an enormous dick does more for the male's ego and self esteem than anything.

And from the e-mails the gay freaks on craigslist send me, the same is true for gay men. I was attempting to shut this one guy up by telling him I didn't have an especially enormous dick, and he was all, "That's great, I can fit the whole thing in my mouth. Awesome." Too much internet, indeed.Wow..that's hawt.

He wants to gobble your snausage like a dog that just went potty.

[Pablo]

I think the cock-bra is an excellent idea, Mr. GonzoRox88. My compliments. We'll call it the Schlong Sling.

That way the Japanese can't steal the concept since they can't fit their uber-small peckers in it anyway.

FAXFYP

[FAX]

I'm beginning to wonder if the selections these women made are based on actual experience. I mean, if they've never accepted a chunk of 11 inch in diameter, 9 inch long love lumber, how would they know if they preferred it or not?

FAX

[Hammock Parties]

Wow..that's hawt.

He wants to gobble your snausage like a dog that just went potty.

I hooked two or three of those guys. Craigslist is a hotbed of horny gays. One of them offered to get his wife involved. I probably should have taken that offer.

[Smed1065]

From the e-mails the gay freaks on craigslist send me, the same is true for gay men. I was attempting to shut this one guy up by telling him I didn't have an especially enormous dick, and he was all, "That's great, I can fit the whole thing in my mouth. Awesome." Too much internet, indeed.

TMI

[Hammock Parties]

I'm beginning to wonder if the selections these women made are based on actual experience. I mean, if they've never accepted a chunk of 11 inch in diameter, 9 inch long love lumber, how would they know if they preferred it or not?

FAX

Cucumbers.

[Pablo]

Yeah. If I'm reading this chart right, a nine inch cock might actually cause a guy problems with some women. My guess is having an enormous dick does more for the male's ego and self esteem than anything.It works the same way for females. A cups are alright, because hey, it's titties. And I like titties regardless of size. B cups are an improvement, but they still have room for improvement. C cups are just about perfect, great in size and shape, fun to look at, and they won't smother you. D cups are getting a bit bigger, but are still awesome, the C might be preferred, but nobody will complain about D's. E's, F's, anything that follows is a touch too much, and a fat b*tch probably owns these hippopotamous tits anyhow.

[Rausch]

To be fair, it's more like an aerosol can. That's not too far fetched.

Like hell.

[Hammock Parties]

It works the same way for females. A cups are alright, because hey, it's titties. And I like titties regardless of size. B cups are an improvement, but they still have room for improvement. C cups are just about perfect, great in size and shape, fun to look at, and they won't smother you. D cups are getting a bit bigger, but are still awesome, the C might be preferred, but nobody will complain about D's. E's, F's, anything that follows is a touch too much, and a fat b*tch probably owns these hippopotamous tits anyhow.

Very true.

I'm not sure how I feel about my sister's friend and her pair of 32 DDDs. I think she gained a little weight. Still hot, but that might be too big given the way her tits looked before.

[Pablo]

Like hell.An aerosol can is a much more reasonable circumference than a coke can. I'm willing to bet there's about a 1.5-2" difference between the two.

[FAX]

Cucumbers.

No offense, Mr. GoChiefs, but I think that, experience-wise and from a woman's point of view, there's probably somewhat of a difference between the sensation provided by a green vegetable and a giant, throbbing, kidney prodder.

FAX

[Rausch]

It works the same way for females. A cups are alright, because hey, it's titties. And I like titties regardless of size. B cups are an improvement, but they still have room for improvement. C cups are just about perfect, great in size and shape, fun to look at, and they won't smother you. D cups are getting a bit bigger, but are still awesome, the C might be preferred, but nobody will complain about D's. E's, F's, anything that follows is a touch too much, and a fat b*tch probably owns these hippopotamous tits anyhow.

For the most part, true. A lot of this also is just eye candy though.

Sure, it's a super turn on but odds are not directly related to making sex. It can be, but after HS graduation shoulder mounting a gal wasn't the primary aim.

[Hammock Parties]

No offense, Mr. GoChiefs, but I think that, experience-wise and from a woman's point of view, there's probably somewhat of a difference between the sensation provided by a green vegetable and a giant, throbbing, kidney prodder.

FAX

Six of one, half-a-dozen of the other, Mr. FAX.

[Rausch]

An aerosol can is a much more reasonable circumference than a coke can. I'm willing to bet there's about a 1.5-2" difference between the two.

Are we talking thick-as-hell RAID can or friggen air freshner slim can?...:hmmm:

http://www.compactlabelling.com.au/images/round%20bottles8%20no%20back.jpg

[Mecca]

Oh yea what about Taylor Stevens?

[Pablo]

Are we talking thick-as-hell RAID can or friggen air freshner slim can?...:hmmm:

http://www.compactlabelling.com.au/images/round%20bottles8%20no%20back.jpgAir freshener. Like a glade can. RAID can is outta the question.

[Mecca]

Well on that site if you read through the comments, some chick posted this...

http://www.stockroom.com/common/images/products/B966/B966.jpg

And said it has a 12.25 head circumference.

[Pneuma]

Very true.

I'm not sure how I feel about my sister's friend and her pair of 32 DDDs. I think she gained a little weight. Still hot, but that might be too big given the way her tits looked before.

32 DDD...jeez does she even have a torso?...to big IMO...I still need a pic to be sure.

[Baby Lee]

Do the say anything about a guy whose mushroom cap is a portabella?