"You Killed Grandma!!"

[RJ]

http://www.foxnews.com/printer_friendly_story/0,3566,369642,00.html


Sad story but I must admit to getting a chuckle out of it.....Ok, I didn't chuckle, I laughed really hard. This may prove that Donger is right. Perhaps it is a mistake to hang out in the driveway.





HOT SPRINGS, Ark. —

A woman with a blood-alcohol level more than three times the legal limit for driving allegedly backed over her mother and left the scene even though loved ones yelled, "You killed grandma," police said.

Lisa Ann Casteel, 40, was charged with negligent homicide and driving while intoxicated. She was booked Wednesday for the May 17 accident and released on $3,000 bond.

Sheriff's deputies were told by witnesses that Casteel backed over her mother, Mary Jane Donn, 56, as Donn sat in a plastic chair in the driveway of a home where relatives had gathered, according to an arrest affidavit.

Casteel's sister, Lisa, told the deputies that Casteel thought her Chevrolet Blazer was in drive, not reverse, according to the affidavit.

Witness Michael Carey, who was named in the affidavit, said the group was at his house. He said people in the yard yelled "You killed grandma" at Casteel. Casteel got out of her SUV, checked on her mother, said she was breathing, then drove off, the affidavit said.

Casteel didn't have a listed phone number. A clerk at Hot Springs District Court, where Casteel has a July 8 appearance scheduled, said no attorney had yet been listed for her. Garland County Jail did not have information on whether Casteel has an attorney.

Donn was rushed to St. Joseph's Mercy Health Center, where she was pronounced dead.

Casteel later returned to the house but was blocked by deputies when she tried to turn around and leave at the sight of their cruisers. The affidavit said a breath test showed Casteel had a blood alcohol content of .243 percent.

[FAX]

Another fallen driveway sitter.

FAX

[ChieflySpeaking]

DONGER WAS RIGHT!!

[FAX]

At least the perp checked to see if Grandma was breathing. That was darn nice of her.

FAX

[RJ]

It's always nice when family gets together. Especially in the driveway, in Arkansas and with lots of alcohol involved.

[FAX]

We told Grandma not to sit out behind the Blazer. Now look what's happened.

FAX

[ClevelandBronco]

It has also been reported that Brian Griese tripped over a dog trying to get out of this crazy bitch's way.

[stlchiefs]

That's why you sit on the porch. Crazy old people forgetting where to sit these days.


Sad story for the family though.

[FAX]

Here lies Granny.

We all tried to revive her. Except for the driver.

FAX

[FAX]

Here lies Granny.

Her and Lisa had a spat. Now she's flat.

FAX

[Donger]

This is only the beginning.

[ClevelandBronco]

Here lies Granny.

We all wisht
she wasn't squisht.

[FAX]

Here lies Granny.

Well, not really. Most of her is still embedded in the asphalt in front of our house.

FAX

[Donger]

Perhaps a morbid thought, but I wonder what part of Grandma was run over?

[FAX]

Here lies Granny.

It wasn't intentional, but she's now two-dimensional.

FAX

[FAX]

Perhaps a morbid thought, but I wonder what part of Grandma was run over?

Probably one of the important parts, Mr. Donger.

SINCE SHE DIED AND ALL!!!!!

FAX

[Bwana]

:hmmm:


This crew doesn't exactly sound like the Clevers does it?

[FAX]

The Clevers?

Nope. I don't think so.

FAX

[Donger]

Probably one of the important parts, Mr. Donger.

SINCE SHE DIED AND ALL!!!!!

FAX

Well, she was breathing, so we know it wasn't the head. Seriously, I think Granny could have taken it anywhere below the waist and lived. I'll bring that up with my neighbors: "If you happen to get run over on your driveway, make sure it's above the waist, okay?"

[Bwana]

The Clevers?

Nope. I don't think so.

FAX

I picture them looking a little closer to these two.

[dj56dt58]

come on..no jokes about grandmas name? Slackers

[FAX]

Here lies Granny.

She's a little run down, right now.

FAX

[alanm]

I picture them looking a little closer to these two.
I bet the guy on the left got all the girls.

[plbrdude]

grandma got run over by a drunkard
sitting in her driveway on the holiday
...

[FAX]

Here lies Granny.

She made an impression.

FAX

[FAX]

Here lies Granny.

She lived with zest. And died compressed.

FAX

[Baby Lee]

Grandma

After contact with the fender, nothing could mend her.

[FAX]

Here lies Granny.

She was tired.

FAX

[Donger]

Here lies Granny.

She was tired.

FAX

LMAO

[Extra Point]

I'm gonna look twice before heading out to see the AWB tonite. The Fabulous Thunderbirds were awesome last night, along with Gary Adams, at the Jazz in the Woods.

[RJ]

Here lies granny

At rest in the clover

She got kilt dead

When her kid run her over

[Adept Havelock]

There once was a Grandma named Donn
Whose daughter really tied one on.
As she sat in her chair,
Lisa backed over her there
And now she's flatter than the Won.


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[Friendo]

our family was close
our family was dear
now Granny's flat
as day-old beer

[Baby Lee]

Those last few beers, took all the buzz, out of Mary Jane.

[BigMeatballDave]

Grandma got run over by a.....

[RJ]

So, whatcha in for, Lisa Ann?

Oh, I got drunk and runned over my momma and kilt her.

Really?? Me too!!

[BigOlChiefsfan]

Here I lay, squished, drawn and quartered
Run over by my drunken daughter
I might still be happily alive
If I sat on the porch instead of the drive

[Baby Lee]

I'm going down, and will make this Blazer gory
Lord take me now, my daugher knows the truth
She ran me down, with a Blazer four-by-four-ey

[FAX]

The earth here is hallow
The grass here is bitter
We buried Grams shallow
'Cause she's flat as a fritter

FAX

[gblowfish]

My parents live in Hot Springs. I'm surprised she didn't run over grandma with a bass boat trailer.

[Thig Lyfe]

Rest Michelin Peace.

[RJ]

My parents live in Hot Springs. I'm surprised she didn't run over grandma with a bass boat trailer.



Think that Blazer had a gun rack?

[FAX]

Here lies Granny in a great big lump
She made a good pie and a lousy speed bump

FAX

[poohbear2014]

This is MY grandma you're talking about you pieces of shit and I hope your lives are as pathetic and worthless as all of you are. I had to watch my grandma die in front of me at age 11 and then I see you idiots laughing and making jokes about it? I wish all of you were dead and had to suffer like my grandma. I despise human beings because of sick pathetic mother fuckers like you people. You all deserve to rot in Hell, which is where I'm sure you'll be. Think about what you say and how it'd make otters feel before you post something on the internet you bitches.

[Marcellus]

Holy cow. Someone did a Google search and is not happy.

[Marcellus]

On another note, I sure miss FAX.

[Rain Man]

Best thread bump ever.

[Canofbier]

This is MY grandma you're talking about you pieces of shit and I hope your lives are as pathetic and worthless as all of you are. I had to watch my grandma die in front of me at age 11 and then I see you idiots laughing and making jokes about it? I wish all of you were dead and had to suffer like my grandma. I despise human beings because of sick pathetic mother ****ers like you people. You all deserve to rot in Hell, which is where I'm sure you'll be. Think about what you say and how it'd make otters feel before you post something on the internet you bitches.

Outstanding first post. Welcome to the Planet!

[Just Passin' By]

This is MY grandma you're talking about you pieces of shit and I hope your lives are as pathetic and worthless as all of you are. I had to watch my grandma die in front of me at age 11 and then I see you idiots laughing and making jokes about it? I wish all of you were dead and had to suffer like my grandma. I despise human beings because of sick pathetic mother ****ers like you people. You all deserve to rot in Hell, which is where I'm sure you'll be. Think about what you say and how it'd make otters feel before you post something on the internet you bitches.

You should post more often. Most people are insensitive pricks who don't give a damn about the feelings of otters. It's good to see you are breaking the mold.

http://projects.oregonlive.com/focus/endangered/images/animals/otter.jpg

[kysirsoze]

No way this is real.

[brorth]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwtrs73IqrDMDKqP5SRhPt88jL3LOKD3mQLfYECHJl2TfLaKnD3A

[Rain Man]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwtrs73IqrDMDKqP5SRhPt88jL3LOKD3mQLfYECHJl2TfLaKnD3A

I hope no one hurt any otters in this thread.

[Dayze]

On another note, I sure miss FAX.

that. where the hell has he been?

[Radar Chief]

Think about what you say and how it'd make otters feel before you post something on the internet you bitches.

I’m sure otters are just as perplexed by your bump of a 6 year old topic as the rest of us are.

[WhawhaWhat]

Is this the grandma that floated away in a bouncy house?

[MTG#10]

http://splatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/niketalk.gif

[Iowanian]

You people are disgusting.

http://www.socialifechicago.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/112652.gif

[LoneWolf]

Poohbear is upset because of jokes about his Granny.
Perhaps she shouldn't have been sitting on her fanny.
His sister/cousin was drunk off her ass.
And scattered pieces of Grandma all over the grass.
The driveway seems like a stupid place to rest.
They say her I.Q. wasn't the best.
So so long granny, we hope to see you later.
We can still smell you cooking on the radiator.

[Iowanian]

In all fairness to the bumper of this post, it would be pretty shitty to find something like this if you were involved.

[Kaepernick]

Grandma is 16 years older than mom. I see the problem right there. Tragedy was predestined.

[kysirsoze]

In all fairness to the bumper of this post, it would be pretty shitty to find something like this if you were involved.

For sure. I have my doubts that this poster is legit, but if he is, I can't blame him for being a little pissed.

[Just Passin' By]

In all fairness to the bumper of this post, it would be pretty shitty to find something like this if you were involved.

In all fairness to everyone else, what the hell would the O.P. be doing posting an attack response about it 6 years later? Do you think this will make otters happy?

[Dayze]

he's been pissed a LONG time

[tooge]

Grandma got runover by a Blazer
On her way to our house Christmas eve....

[Toadkiller]

The Portland Zoo has an otter that is so bored it just blows itself all day.

[Dayze]

man...I wish I was an Otter.

[Nickel D]

Granny's dead -- run over by her daughter
Driving while drunk and no one caught her
Attention in time -- that's too bad;
Now poohbear2014's hopping mad,
Beseeching us to always consider the feelings of each otter.

[kepp]

Granny's dead -- run over by her daughter
Driving while drunk and no one caught her
Attention in time -- that's too bad;
Now poohbear2014's hopping mad,
Beseeching us to always consider the feelings of each otter.

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[Valiant]

Grandma is 16 years older than mom. I see the problem right there. Tragedy was predestined.

This.

Sounds like part of my white trash family.

Imagine the hate he feels for his family.

[Eleazar]

Between Lisa and Mary Jane
Mary got most of the brains
Lisa got wasted
And Nana got pasted
Across that old Chevrolet's trunk

[TLO]

I'll just assume this is Hootie until proven differently.

[Dave Lane]

Maybe this is the funniest thing they've posted.

[ModSocks]

Oh man i hope this lives up to my expectations.

Please, please deliver.

[Mr. Plow]

Unnecessary thread bump, please ban.

[Radar Chief]

man...I wish I was an Otter.

So you could smash your enemy's skulls like a clam on your tummy?

http://i61.tinypic.com/6z7rdk.jpg

[Bob Dole]

I'll just assume this is Hootie until proven differently.

Doesn't look like it. Whoever she is, she went to the trouble of entering a DOB that matches her claim.

[wazu]

If you google names of the victim and the accused, ChiefsPlanet shows up on the front page. Seems legit.

Also, you are all disrespectful jerks.

[Just Passin' By]

If you google names of the victim and the accused, ChiefsPlanet shows up on the front page. Seems legit.

Also, you are all disrespectful jerks.

We otter know better.

[ptlyon]

I wonder what poonbear's take of the draft was?

[Eleazar]

I wrote a perfectly good limerick up there and not one person has laughed at it. This is MY limerick you're talking about you pieces of shit and I hope your lives are as pathetic and worthless as all of you are. I had to watch my limerick get buried on page 11 and then I see you idiots laughing and making jokes about other stuff? I wish all of you were dead and had to suffer like my limerick. I despise human beings because of sick pathetic mother ****ers like you people. You all deserve to rot in Hell, which is where I'm sure you'll be. Think about what you say and how it'd make otters feel before you post something on the internet you bitches.

[go bo]

ok...

[Radar Chief]

If you google names of the victim and the accused, ChiefsPlanet shows up on the front page. Seems legit.

Also, you are all disrespectful jerks.

What's this logic stuff, it has no place here.

[Marcellus]

I imagine somebody Googled grandmas name and boom they find this thread.

Best thing for Poobear to do, forget CP exist. Nothing else will make it any better.

I wonder if the driver was his Mom?

[Eleazar]

Maybe he googled their names and came to Chiefsplanet? I'm surprised no one has thought of this!

[Steron]

Here lies Granny.

She was tired.

FAX

Brilliant.

FAX was en fuego in this thread.

[ModSocks]

This thread has failed to deliver. Poohbear please come back and tell these assholes how much of an asshole they are.

Please...

[Bowser]

This is MY grandma you're talking about you pieces of shit and I hope your lives are as pathetic and worthless as all of you are. I had to watch my grandma die in front of me at age 11 and then I see you idiots laughing and making jokes about it? I wish all of you were dead and had to suffer like my grandma. I despise human beings because of sick pathetic mother fuckers like you people. You all deserve to rot in Hell, which is where I'm sure you'll be. Think about what you say and how it'd make otters feel before you post something on the internet you bitches.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/f/5/f5596_ORIG-titsGTFO2.jpg

[KCUnited]

poobhair, why throw the 2014 at the end? There's no other poobhair here.

[Kman34]

I just ran over Granny
Shifted to R instead of D on the tranny
Poobear is going to kick my fanny