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el borracho
06-24-2008, 09:05 AM
On a scale of 1-10, how gross is the following situation?

I was in the restroom at work (about 1500 people work there) when I witnessed the following: a guy comes in the restroom, inexplicably waits for a particular stall to open (there was another stall vacant). When the occupant of that particular stall came out the guy that was waiting goes in and comes right back out with a soft drink then left the restroom with it.

I'm guessing he left the drink in there earlier and was coming back to retrieve it. Keep in mind that this was not a closed bottle or can; it was a large cup with a plastic lid and a straw. First of all, why would anyone take their soft drink into the restroom stall and, more importantly, why in the hell would anyone want it back after it was in there with some random guy crapping next to it?

Bowser
06-24-2008, 09:14 AM
That's pretty gross. Just drop another buck in the vending machine and get a new one.

eazyb81
06-24-2008, 09:26 AM
Semi-gross, but not absurdly gross. It's not like the other guy took a crap in his drink. I'm not sure I would do that, but I would certainly give it a sliver of thought.

Frazod
06-24-2008, 09:27 AM
It's more lame than gross (too cheap to buy another friggin soda?), but it's still pretty gross. I gave it a six. On the lame scale, it gets a 10. Maybe the guy had poured a bunch of vodka in it or something, but still.... :shake:

EDIT: Actually, the vodka thing makes sense. This seems like something an alcoholic would do.

StcChief
06-24-2008, 09:32 AM
I'm with Frazod on this... seems like it had booze in it. Afraid someone would find it.

maybe this guy doesn't make jacksh1t and can't afford another soda? :shrug:

58-4ever
06-24-2008, 10:08 AM
I'm with Frazod on this... seems like it had booze in it. Afraid someone would find it.

maybe this guy doesn't make jacksh1t and can't afford another soda? :shrug:

He may not make jacksh!t, but he is drinking jack's sh!t

Fairplay
06-24-2008, 10:08 AM
Maybe the guy gets into drinking someone else's pee.

He was just waiting on the other guy to filler'up.

Mama Hip Rockets
06-24-2008, 10:19 AM
He may not make jacksh!t, but he is drinking jack's sh!t

haha gross.

Easy 6
06-24-2008, 10:21 AM
Thats atleast an 8.

Feces particles go aflyin' when those powerful public toilets go whooosh.

seclark
06-24-2008, 10:26 AM
where would this guy set his cup?
tp holder? nasty!
floor? f@ckin nasty!
back of stool(if available)? kinda nasty, and also hard to reach.

sounds like he must have finished his bag of corn-nuts while sitting, though.
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58-4ever
06-24-2008, 10:37 AM
has anyone ever put peanuts in their coke? this idea was introduced to me recently and is somewhat relevant to the topic.

Groves
06-24-2008, 12:02 PM
maybe that cup is where he kept his social security card?

Prince22
06-24-2008, 12:05 PM
The only acceptable excuse for this would be if he left the cup in there so his buddy could pee in it for a drug test. Since that doesnt sound like what was going on i'd say thats pretty f'n gross. 7.5

TrebMaxx
06-24-2008, 12:52 PM
That is just gross. Arse particulates were probably all over that straw. I wonder if his drink tasted like crap after that.

sedated
06-24-2008, 01:21 PM
First of all, why would anyone take their soft drink into the restroom stall ?

there are constantly coffee mug rings on top of the TP dispenser in the crapper at work.

enjoying a cup of joe with the early morning dump.

BigMeatballDave
06-24-2008, 01:32 PM
Fairly gross. I NEVER take anything I am about to consume, into the shitter.

BigMeatballDave
06-24-2008, 01:34 PM
EDIT: Actually, the vodka thing makes sense. This seems like something an alcoholic would do.That actually makes perfect sense...