Worst Country Music Star Of All Times

[FAX]

There are lots of bad ones, but I have to say, Little Jimmie Dickens. First off, he was basically a midget in a hat. Second off, he sounded like a dork. Third off, who ever heard one of his songs on the radio? Fourth off, when he kissed Dolly on stage at the Grand Ol' Opry, he was so short, he basically smacked her on the naval. That made Dolly look kind of nasty and loose - bad for her image.

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Disclaimers: Sorry if re-post. Sorry if the train ran over your dog while you were having a beer in prison.

[seclark]

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[Donger]

That pudgy female one. Carrie something.

[FAX]

Was Slim Whitman the yodel guy?

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[gblowfish]

This chick's pretty twisted:
http://www.tammyfayestarlite.com/

[ArrowheadHawk]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/10973%7EBilly-Ray-Cyrus-Posters.jpg

[RJ]

FAX, I wished you wouldn't have brought up my dog. That brings back some bad memories.

[cardken]

Not worst hair of a country singer.

[Deberg_1990]

Billy Ray Cyrus.

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[seclark]

Was Slim Whitman the yodel guy?

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kind of, i guess...sounded like he had a dozen live crawdads clinging to his tater-sack.
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[FAX]

Slim looks like a freaking serial killer. And how were they able to compile 20 of his hits? Is he big in Japan?

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[cardken]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/10973%7EBilly-Ray-Cyrus-Posters.jpg

Not worst hair on a country singer. Really, not a bad singer. Got a bad rap out of the wrapper, with Achy Breaky, did'nt stand a chance to be taken seriously after that.

[seclark]

Slim looks like a freaking serial killer. And how were they able to compile 20 of his hits? Is he big in Japan?

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Europe...was
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[FAX]

So ... just how is it that you know so much about Slim Whitman, Mr. seclark?

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[FAX]

To be completely honest, I've never liked Willie Nelson. It's like listening to a goat receiving an anal probe.

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[FAX]

While we're at it, the Oak Ridge Boys suck, too.

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[Rooster]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/10973%7EBilly-Ray-Cyrus-Posters.jpg

:clap::clap:

[cardken]

While we're at it, the Oak Ridge Boys suck, too.

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ELVIRA! ELVIRA! MY HEARTS ON FIRE FOR ELVIRA!

[Simply Red]

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[seclark]

So ... just how is it that you know so much about Slim Whitman, Mr. seclark?

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when i was a kid, back in the LATE 60's, i'd get home from school and turn on the 3 stooges for an hour. there were at least 3 commercials every day for slim whitmans greatest hits. came on lp, or 8track tape. shittiest voice i ever heard.

outside of that, i never saw him appear on tv. never heard his howling on the radio. just that stupid commercial.

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[Bwana]

Billy Gay Cyrus

[Easy 6]

While we're at it, the Oak Ridge Boys suck, too.

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Agreed...those guys were for old time nerds.

[FAX]

Dang. Filling an impressionable mind with a dose of the Stooges combined with a heapin' helpin' of Slim Whitman can cause some damage. You were lucky, Mr. seclark.

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[Easy 6]

Billy Gay Cyrus

I'll give him a 'lil credit for losing the mullet & trying to rehab his image.

I watched a new video of his the other day for a song called 'Real Gone'...its actually a pretty cool tune.

[cardken]

I'll give him a 'lil credit for losing the mullet & trying to rehab his image.

I watched a new video of his the other day for a song called 'Real Gone'...its actually a pretty cool tune.

Well, gotta strike while the Family irons are hot, gotta be a little crushing when youre daughter in making the bulk of income in you're home and she can bearly drive. (Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus)

[seclark]

Dang. Filling an impressionable mind with a dose of the Stooges combined with a heapin' helpin' of Slim Whitman can cause some damage. You were lucky, Mr. seclark.

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well, i wasn't supposed to be watching the stooges. i had an hour before my mom got home from school(teacher). so i watched then.

she was afraid i'd learn bad shit from them, like poking my fingers in someones eyes or knocking them in the head w/a hammer.

when i got old enough to rebel, i got a haircut like this:

[CoMoChief]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/151/10973%7EBilly-Ray-Cyrus-Posters.jpg

I was waiting for someone to post him.

I vote for him as well.

[Simply Red]

Billy Gay Cyrus

Dynamic actor though, did you ever see `Mulholland Drive?`

[alpha_omega]

27 posts and no mention of Boxcar Willie.

[seclark]

27 posts and no mention of Boxcar Willie.

i kinda liked boxcar willie.
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[Bwana]

Dynamic actor though, did you ever see `Mulholland Drive?`

No, I can't say I did, nor is it on my "must see list."

[FAX]

Billy Ray is despised by many, but he's not the worst. He's far better than the Goonie ... er ... Statler Brothers.

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[Pitt Gorilla]

I'll give him a 'lil credit for losing the mullet & trying to rehab his image.

I watched a new video of his the other day for a song called 'Real Gone'...its actually a pretty cool tune.Real Gone was originally done by Cheryl Crow for the Cars soundtrack.

[cardken]

RED Sovine.Trite. Trucker music. "Teddy Bear" "Phantom 409" Horrible., trite stuff.

[seclark]

freddy fender is pretty bad, too.
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[ArrowheadHawk]

I'll give him a 'lil credit for losing the mullet & trying to rehab his image.

I watched a new video of his the other day for a song called 'Real Gone'...its actually a pretty cool tune.
He still looks like a 'tard.
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/12/38/0000041238_20070706150722.jpg

[Easy 6]

Real Gone was originally done by Cheryl Crow for the Cars soundtrack.

LOL...well, there goes THAT defense.

[cardken]

freddy fender is pretty bad, too.
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Wasted Days and Wasted Nights" and Before the Last Teardrop Falls" Freddy Fender?

[FAX]

Freddy was the whiniest latin singer of all times.

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[CoMoChief]

I'd also vote Rascal Flatts simply because they aren't country music singers.

[Simply Red]

Boxcar Willie

[ArrowheadHawk]

I'd also vote Rascal Flatts simply because they aren't country music singers.
That is funny. I have only seen a few live concerts and Rascal Flatts was the best one. I saw them the same weekend I saw Brooks and Dunn at Country Stampede and Rascall Flatts is probably the second best concert I have ever been to. The best was the following year when I saw Big & Rich.

[FAX]

Boxcar Willie had a certain something.

Unfortunately, he gave it to the entire Opry cast so they had to get shots.

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[gblowfish]

The Country Rockers are almost as Twisted as Tammy Faye Starlight:
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[gblowfish]

Tammy Faye Starlite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTi9V3OW6c8
Oh...nsfw...particularly...

[headsnap]

Nickelback

[FAX]

Ah ... Mr. Rooster's post on the other thread made me think of another one that deserves mention ... drum roll, please .... ... The Hager Twins!!!

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[kcfanintitanhell]

Ah ... Mr. Rooster's post on the other thread made me think of another one that deserves mention ... drum roll, please .... ... The Hager Twins!!!

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Nowadays known as "The Hager Twin"

["Bob" Dobbs]

Just for the combination of bad artist AND bad name, I gotta go with Ferlin Husky.

[cardken]

Nowadays known as "The Hager Twin"

Yeah, dropped dead in the parking lot oin Nashville, TN. Saw them as a child at Santa Calogon Days in Independence, Mo. I was then picked up by CPS from my parents for child endangement. LOLROFL

[Frosty]

Ah ... Mr. Rooster's post on the other thread made me think of another one that deserves mention ... drum roll, please .... ... The Hager Twins!!!

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Some of y'all have an interesting definition of "star". :shake:

[FAX]

Some of y'all have an interesting definition of "star". :shake:

They made a record and they were on TV, Mr. arc. Therefore, they should qualify.

Besides, I'm running out of ideas over here.

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[Frosty]

They made a record and they were on TV, Mr. arc. Therefore, they should qualify.

Well, that does open the field quite a bit.

[Skip Towne]

You have to be older to remember Leon Mc Awful. (McAuliffe)

[Skip Towne]

The Bellamy Brothers. "If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me"

[sportsman1]

Yeah definitly going with Billy ray Faggo... I meant Cyrus.

[Pablo]

I'd also vote Rascal Flatts simply because they aren't country music singers.More like F agsall Fatts...amirite?

[MOhillbilly]

ronnie milsap
bellamy brothers
john conlee
statler brothers
anne murray
bill anderson

eddie rabbit stoopid tater ginger.

[ChiefsCountry]

More like F agsall Fatts...amirite?

Considering the one dude is banging a Playboy bunny I dont think they are gay.

[seclark]

well, how-DEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Frosty]

ronnie milsap

I think we have a winner.

[penguinz]

They all suck. Horrible genre of music.

[seclark]

i saw ronnie milsap at the mo state fair years ago.
unfortunately, he didn't see me.
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[ChiefFripp]

Johnny Rebel.

[Easy 6]

i saw ronnie milsap at the mo state fair years ago.
unfortunately, he didn't see me.
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HAHAHA...'I've given out to much rep'.

[RJ]

*I love little baby ducks......*



How about Tom T Hall?

[Stewie]

What about that long-haired blonde and her dad (I think)? The song went like this:

ba da bup, ba da bup

The whole song was in triplets and had "help" in the lyrics.

[Easy 6]

Billy 'Crash' Craddock...i've never even heard his music, but i swear, when i was a kid every other car in my small hometown had a bumper sticker that said...'This Is Crash Country'.

He must've played some local fair or something & handed out thousands of those things...even as a kid it pissed me off...'Who IS this guy & why does everyone have his damn bumpersticker!'

[kcxiv]

Country music to me is what rap is to most of you. I cant stand it. So my answer is all of it.

[petegz28]

I think you can pick from just about any modern day country music star.

[Easy 6]

Here comes all of the country haters...

Big city nights, lights, sounds & attitude are GREAT...but you havent fully lived until you've experienced the country lifestyle. It doesnt get any more real than true country music.

[bogey]

Here comes all of the country haters...

Big city nights, lights, sounds & attitude are GREAT...but you havent fully lived until you've experienced the country lifestyle. It doesnt get any more real than true country music.

I feel your passion. I feel the same about Bluegrass and Folk music.

[Easy 6]

I feel your passion. I feel the same about Bluegrass and Folk music.

'scott free has given too much rep in 24 hours'

[kcfanintitanhell]

It doesnt get any more real than true country music.
Amen.
I was given a cap by Ritchie Albright, Waylon's drummer and producer for years, that Waylon had made for his band and crew (I don't think there are more than a few dozen). On the front it has the CMA (country music association) logo...underneath that, in smaller print, it says "Country My Ass!!!"

[Easy 6]

Amen.
I was given a cap by Ritchie Albright, Waylon's drummer and producer for years, that Waylon had made for his band and crew (I don't think there are more than a few dozen). On the front it has the CMA (country music association) logo...underneath that, in smaller print, it says "Country My Ass!!!"

Excellent, i'd wear it proudly.

Real music lovers dont flatly dismiss country music IMO.

Love your signature by the way, the same thing applies to rock & roll.

[Gravedigger]

Um yeah country sucks. Picking the worst country music stars is like picking the worst chiefs quarterback, no peyton mannings in that group...

[FAX]

I just want to take a moment and thank all you guys for posting on my cool, entertaining thread.

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[Skip Towne]

I just want to take a moment and thank all you guys for posting on my cool, entertaining thread.

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Your welcome.