Just got a new laptop with a webcam

[Hammock Parties]

Sup.

http://i28.tinypic.com/282gilu.jpg

Now if I can get this streaming video to work...hijinks will ensue!

[2112]

You look like you lost about 150lbs. geez, what did you do, become bulimic? :spock:

[ChiefsFire]

There should be a law against foul little deviants like yourself buying laptops with webcams.

[trndobrd]

I notice you said "got" and not "bought" a laptop.

[Phobia]

I notice you said "got" and not "bought" a laptop.

Mommy is a pushover.

[Hammock Parties]

You look like you lost about 150lbs. geez, what did you do, become bulimic? :spock:

I have eaten less than an ounce of meat this week.

Eating healthy is the only way to live long and prosper.

http://i27.tinypic.com/2hol750.jpg

I notice you said "got" and not "bought" a laptop.

Heh, don't worry. Got it at Fry's today.

[Phobia]

Dude, when will your chin be losing weight as well?

[Hammock Parties]

Oh, sweet. This is so going to work. Hold on.

[Donger]

This is the webgeek's equivalent of giving a pyromaniac a book of matches.

[kc rush]

Been to San Diego lately? It probably wouldn't take that long going 100+ MPH on your bike.

[Mr. Plow]

Oh, sweet. This is so going to work. Hold on.

Why am I getting scared?

[OnTheWarpath15]

He's kinda looking like a tubby Damon Huard...

Seriously, congrats on the weight loss. Keep it up.

[siberian khatru]

You should've bought a bitchin' motorcycle instead.

[Hammock Parties]

See if you get anything at this link:

http://65.68.72.17:8081/

[little jacob]

who gives a sh*t?

[DaKCMan AP]

still ugly

[seclark]

who gives a sh*t?

2st
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[bishop_74]

See if you get anything at this link:

http://65.68.72.17:8081/

That's a negatory good buddy

[Simply Red]

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

[Hammock Parties]

Not enough bandwidth?

[88TG88]

See if you get anything at this link:

http://65.68.72.17:8081/

It works, but is extremely boring.

[Dartgod]

<table border="0" cellpadding="1" width="80%"><tbody><tr><td> <big>Network Error (tcp_error)</big>

</td></tr> <tr><td> A communication error occurred: "Operation timed out" </td></tr> <tr><td> The Web Server may be down, too busy, or experiencing other problems preventing it from responding to requests. You may wish to try again at a later time.</td></tr></tbody></table>

[Simply Red]

You need some curtains dude. Those venetian blinds look terrible!

[Hammock Parties]

Guess yawcam sucks.

Anyone got any other webcam software suggestions?

[DaKCMan AP]

Guess yawcam sucks.

Anyone got any other webcam software suggestions?

try fuglyoncam.com

[Simply Red]

Guess yawcam sucks.

Anyone got any other webcam software suggestions?

it worked for me for a while. Then again, my ThinkCentre happens to be the best computer ever.

[Donger]

Is that a clock on the wall?

[Hammock Parties]

Is that a clock on the wall?

No, it's pressed flora.

[Hammock Parties]

This should work for stills:

http://65.68.72.17:65510/

[Donger]

No, it's pressed flora.

No. Behind you, on your left.

[Hammock Parties]

Aha! Java App FTW!

http://65.68.72.17:8081/

[bogey]

You're just a normal guy aren't you.

[Hammock Parties]

You're just a normal guy aren't you.

I'm now taking requests.

[Hammock Parties]

OK. show's over. I have to reformat this vista-addled POS.

We'll resume later. :D

[DaFace]

Ooh! Ooh! Is this like that crazy Burger King chicken thing a while back where we can type commands and you'll do it?

Oh, and none of them are working for me.

[CrazyPhuD]

Aha! Java App FTW!

http://65.68.72.17:8081/

No way I want to click on this link to see you jerking it to some porn.

[Hammock Parties]

They're back up. Take screenshots or something because I really have to get off this thing. What's your request?

[Deberg_1990]

So when are you gonna buy a new face and personality Claythan?

[Hammock Parties]

OK. Done.

[gblowfish]

Is that the "shocker"?

[kcxiv]

www.cam4.com

[OnTheWarpath15]

Where is the motorcycle and the average chicks?

[Midnight_Vulture]

So this is what one of you look like. Figures

And whats with posing gang signs in front of a webcam? Meet the 40 yr old virgin haha

[kstater]

So this is what one of you look like. Figures

And whats with posing gang signs in front of a webcam? Meet the 40 yr old virgin haha

I'll play. What gang signs is he flashing?

[FAX]

Congratulations on the weight loss, Mr. GoChiefs. Well done.

FAX

[kstater]

I'll play. What gang signs is he flashing?

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-tXaaupVM0s&hl=en"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-tXaaupVM0s&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Hammock Parties]

Congratulations on the weight loss, Mr. GoChiefs. Well done.

FAX

I'll do a private nude show this weekend if you want.

[Phobia]

So this is what one of you look like. Figures

And whats with posing gang signs in front of a webcam? Meet the 40 yr old virgin haha
If he had a hole in his eyebrow and a motorcycle I'll bet he could get sevens to pose for pictures with him as well.

[FAX]

I'll do a private nude show this weekend if you want.

Hmmm. Thank you very much for the kind offer, Mr. GoChiefs, but I don't think that will be necessary. Besides, I have to return some videos.

FAX

[rad]

Is that the "shocker"?

Nope, that's the "spocker"

[Hammock Parties]

We're live.

http://65.68.72.17:65150/

[Thig Lyfe]

Is it safe to assume that you "got" your laptop from a coffee shop?

[Hammock Parties]

Is it safe to assume that you "got" your laptop from a coffee shop?

I stole it from Shithead83.

[Thig Lyfe]

Do the numa numa dance.

[Hammock Parties]

Do the numa numa dance.

That requires music.

[btlook1]

Hey Goatse you need to get a new hat! I can't believe I'm the first to mention it! I think someones slacking...

[Smed1065]

Is that a clock on the wall?

No, it the backside of his garage....:banghead:

[QuikSsurfer]

What kind of laptop did you get?

[Hammock Parties]

What kind of laptop did you get?


http://explore.toshiba.com/images/showcase/satellite-sub_hero.png

# Box Contents: Toshiba Satellite A305-S6853, Lithium-Ion Battery, 75W AC Adapter, Software Bundle: Windows Vista Home Premium with Service Pack 1, Microsoft Works 9.0, Microsoft Home and Student 2007 Edition 60-Day Trial, Norton 360 All-In-One Security, 1-Year Limited Warranty
# Intel Core 2 Duo T5750 2.0 GHz Processor
# 2MB L2 Cache, 667MHz Bus speed
# 3072 MB DDR2 (PC2-5300) RAM Max: 4GB
# 250GB (5400RPM) SATA Hard Drive
# 15.4” diagonal WXGA (1280 x 800) TruBrite TFT LCD display
# Built-in Webcam and microphone
# Mobile Intel Graphics Media Accelerator X3100 with up to 358MB shared Video memory
# Labelflash DVD±R/RW Super Multi Drive with Double Layer
# Harmon/Kardon Stereo Speakers
# Intel PRO/Wireless 3945 802.11a/b/g
# 10/100 Ethernet LAN
# 5-in-1 Bridge Media Adapter: MMC, SD, MS, MS Pro, xD
# ExpressCard Slot 54/34 Slot
# 4 x USB 2.0, Headphone out; Microphone-in, VGA, TV-Out (S-Video), IEEE-1394, RJ-11 (Modem), RJ-45
# Approximate Unit Dimensions: 14.3” (W) x 10.6” (D) x 1.52” (H)
# Approximate Unit Weight: 6.0 Pounds

[QuikSsurfer]

http://explore.toshiba.com/images/showcase/satellite-sub_hero.png

Cool.
That's too bad about the integrated graphics :(

[Hammock Parties]

Cool.
That's too bad about the integrated graphics :(

Didn't buy it for gaming.

[Smed1065]

Didn't buy it for gaming.

Hope it has spell check!

[stumppy]

Hope it has spell check!


Yea, and gay check.

[Smed1065]

And pet check!