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2112
06-26-2008, 08:58 PM
Death of a legend
By Gersh Kuntzman
The Brooklyn Paper




Ayveq, the walrus whose bizarre, though oddly compelling, masturbation rituals made him an international sensation at the New York Aquarium, has died. He was 14.

Though well-liked long before he discovered the habit that would make him a star, Ayveq’s frequent public self-gratification made him the Coney Island institution’s singular attraction.

“We are all still in shock about it,” Aquarium Director Jon Forrest Dohlin said. “He was an absolute delight. He had a magnetism and a charm that was totally his own. He loved people and he knew how to work a crowd and entertain guests.

“And himself,” Dohlin added. “He did have a raffish charm, no doubt about it.”

The Aquarium said workers discovered that Avyeq was ailing on Sunday, June 15.

“On Saturday night, he was perfect — no problems at all,” said Dohlin, “but the next morning, we could see that he was not right.”

Within one week, he was dead, most likely of a “massive” bacterial infection, Dohlin said.

“We tried everything, but it progressed so rapidly,” he said.

The exact cause of death will not be known until an autopsy.

Ayveq moved to the Aquarium from his native Alaska in 1994, shortly after he and two brothers were orphaned. His name, curiously enough, means “walrus” in Siberian Yupik.

The death of Ayveq comes almost exactly a year after the birth of his only (known) son, Akituusaq, whom he sired with the female, Kulusiq after years of unrequited courting.

link (http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/31/25/31_25_death_of_a_legend.html)


:crybaby:

2112
06-26-2008, 09:00 PM
http://www.brooklynpaper.com/assets/photos/30/39/30_39_walrusinterview_i.jpg

KcMizzou
06-26-2008, 09:06 PM
I bet he had a bucket.

DaFace
06-26-2008, 09:06 PM
That may be the best headline I've ever read.

SnakeXJones
06-26-2008, 09:07 PM
He loved people and he knew how to work a crowd and entertain guests.


:crybaby:

Thats just too funny

KcMizzou
06-26-2008, 09:08 PM
“On Saturday night, he was perfect — no problems at all,” said Dohlin, “but the next morning, we could see that he was not right.”

Within one week, he was dead, most likely of a “massive” bacterial infection, Dohlin said.

“We tried everything, but it progressed so rapidly,” he said.

WTF? I thought it was blindness and hairy palms (Or, flippers or something, I guess.) Nobody told me about this...

CrazyPhuD
06-26-2008, 09:11 PM
Ayveq at his finest.....RIP....

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Braincase
06-27-2008, 05:36 AM
He had gone blind and was unable to find his food, but even when he found it, his hair-covered flippers prevented him from picking up the fish...

Braincase
06-27-2008, 05:41 AM
I bet he had a bucket.

What he didn't have was a motorcycle.

FAX
06-27-2008, 06:58 AM
Alas, poor Ayveq! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath buffed the rifle a thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!

FAX

kepp
06-27-2008, 06:59 AM
WTF? I thought it was blindness and hairy palms (Or, flippers or something, I guess.) Nobody told me about this...

:LOL::LOL:

seclark
06-27-2008, 07:52 AM
"I am the Walrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB!!!"

chasedude
06-27-2008, 08:03 AM
Well at least Conan still has the Masturbating Bear?