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Simply Red
06-27-2008, 06:53 PM
That's right? Do you?

2112
06-27-2008, 06:57 PM
:spock:

88TG88
06-27-2008, 06:58 PM
I like my pubes.

Valiant
06-27-2008, 07:00 PM
Where is the genetic option of not having most body hair??

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 07:01 PM
I'm not a good poll maker. never have been...

Buehler445
06-27-2008, 07:03 PM
I know a guy who used a beard trimmer to look like an animal again. I think he was related to cousin IT.

FAX
06-27-2008, 07:04 PM
Mr. Simply Red is the new Mr. Donger.

FAX

Skip Towne
06-27-2008, 07:04 PM
Don't have any. I'm Italian.

Donger
06-27-2008, 07:06 PM
I won't vote in your poll, but I like my chest hair just fine. Only because my wife runs her fingers through it while falling asleep.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 07:07 PM
SASSY

Donger
06-27-2008, 07:08 PM
SASSY

Not really. It's become somewhat routine after 9 years, but I admit I miss it when I travel.

Joie
06-27-2008, 07:09 PM
I don't have any chest hair, thank God....but thanks for asking.

WhitiE
06-27-2008, 07:09 PM
its ok... if i didn't have any i wouldn't care

Nightfyre
06-27-2008, 07:13 PM
So, I think this is the first of three conversations leading to simply red coming out of the closet on the planet.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 07:14 PM
So, I think this is the first of three conversations leading to simply red coming out of the closet on the planet.

Dude, I like women.

Joie
06-27-2008, 07:16 PM
Dude, I like women.

That doesn't mean you can't love men:p





j/k

bogey
06-27-2008, 07:17 PM
Until recently, I've considered shaving it.

ChiefsFire
06-27-2008, 07:28 PM
So, I think this is the first of three conversations leading to simply red coming out of the closet on the planet.

This is like number 3,571 of conversations.....

Deberg_1990
06-27-2008, 07:29 PM
Chicks dig guys with chest hair. (I have the pics to prove it)

Skip Towne
06-27-2008, 07:29 PM
That doesn't mean you can't love men:p





j/k

Yes it does.

Smed1065
06-27-2008, 07:34 PM
Mr. Simply Red is the new Mr. Donger.

FAX

Crazy Coffee of polls!

Donger
06-27-2008, 07:35 PM
Mr. Simply Red is the new Mr. Donger.

FAX

Wait, what does that mean?

Braincase
06-27-2008, 07:42 PM
I'm a Viking, therefore I don't have "chest hair". I have a healthy, shiny coat of fur.

And chick's dig my bike.

Iowanian
06-27-2008, 07:54 PM
You know how I know You're Ghey?

Smed1065
06-27-2008, 07:59 PM
All men questions.

Hammock Parties
06-27-2008, 08:01 PM
What little I can grow gets shaved.

el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:03 PM
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el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:04 PM
Oh, and I do a lot of personal grooming and I'm not gay.

FAX
06-27-2008, 08:05 PM
Wait, what does that mean?

He's posting a very large number of hygiene/personal thread topics, Mr. Donger. It kind of reminds me of you in your prime.

FAX

el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:10 PM
Haha! Donger is past his prime. Might as well wrap him in a merkin and put him out to pasture in a retirement palace for French whores.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:13 PM
This is like number 3,571 of conversations.....

what do you mean?

Donger
06-27-2008, 08:15 PM
He's posting a very large number of hygene/personal thread topics, Mr. Donger. It kind of reminds me of you in your prime.

FAX

I disagree. This, nor the others, qualify as a hygiene thread.

el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:15 PM
what do you mean?

I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".

FAX
06-27-2008, 08:17 PM
I disagree. This, nor the others, qualify as a hygiene thread.

Shaving your chest hair isn't hygiene-related, Mr. Donger? I mean, evil cooties and stuff can grow there, can't they?

FAX

FAX
06-27-2008, 08:18 PM
He even asks questions like you used to, Mr. Donger ... questions like, "Why?" and stuff like that.

The similarities are remarkable.

FAX

Donger
06-27-2008, 08:19 PM
Shaving your chest hair isn't hygiene-related, Mr. Donger? I mean, evil cooties and stuff can grow there, can't they?

FAX

The thread title is "So, do you like your chest-hair?" That is not a hygiene thread. That is, as you say, a personal thread.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:19 PM
I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".

Not at all. I'm secure w/ my sexuality. Thanks though. I see nothing wrong with the question. It's a man to man question and a partial joke. I do like females and don't like males. Simple as that.

el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:20 PM
He even asks questions like you used to, Mr. Donger ... questions like, "Why?" and stuff like that.

The similarities are remarkable.

FAX

... and they are both like Brad Pitt and they are both posting from their mobile devices...

Donger
06-27-2008, 08:21 PM
He even asks questions like you used to, Mr. Donger ... questions like, "Why?" and stuff like that.

The similarities are remarkable.

FAX

Stuff and nonsense. I would never, repeat NEVER, use such a flamboyantly homosexual font as does Simply Red.

el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:22 PM
Not at all. I'm secure w/ my sexuality. Thanks though. I see nothing wrong with the question. It's a man to man question and a partial joke. I do like females and don't like males. Simple as that.

Um... that was a quote from "The 40 Year Old Virgin". I thought your post was an intended setup.

el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:22 PM
Stuff and nonsense. I would never, repeat NEVER, use such a flamboyantly homosexual font as does Simply Red.

Do you deny stealing the laptop? Huh? Do you?

Donger
06-27-2008, 08:23 PM
Bloody IRA.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:23 PM
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Donger
06-27-2008, 08:24 PM
Do you deny stealing the laptop? Huh? Do you?

I actually hope that one day I end up on the witness stand. I'd have a hoot.

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 08:25 PM
The thread title is "So, do you like your chest-hair?" That is not a hygiene thread. That is, as you say, a personal thread.I think it's more of a "grooming" thread. Not exactly personal hygiene, but close.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:25 PM
Um... that was a quote from "The 40 Year Old Virgin". I thought your post was an intended setup.

over my head, heh...

Donger
06-27-2008, 08:26 PM
I think it's more of a "grooming" thread. Not exactly personal hygiene, but close.

NO IT F*CKING ISN'T.

ChiefsCountry
06-27-2008, 08:26 PM
I got one or two chest hairs but I manscape other parts mainly the happy trail part. And Nair for Men works great, alot better than shaving.

el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:27 PM
I actually hope that one day I end up on the witness stand. I'd have a hoot.

I would pay money to see that.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:27 PM
NO IT F*CKING ISN'T.

:LOL::evil::LOL::evil: :shake:

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

FAX
06-27-2008, 08:28 PM
I think it's more of a "grooming" thread. Not exactly personal hygiene, but close.

I respectfully disagree, Mr. KcMizzou. Let's say that you went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Son, you have evil cooties living in big globs in your friggin' chest hair." And, let's say that you said, "Oh my God!!! Whatever shall I do?" And, let's say the doctor said, "You need to shave that chest hair and scrub vigorously with anti-bacterial soap and vinegar and Velvet Merkin. It's the only way."

That sounds like hygiene to me.

FAX

booger
06-27-2008, 08:29 PM
Shaving your chest hair isn't hygiene-related, Mr. Donger? I mean, evil cooties and stuff can grow there, can't they?

FAX

I get some stuff at the vet to spray on. Kinda like frontline but i can't remember the name.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:29 PM
What's Velvet Merkin?

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 08:30 PM
NO IT F*CKING ISN'T.LMAO

FAX
06-27-2008, 08:30 PM
What's Velvet Merkin?

When you're lonely and feel like jerkin'
Have yourself a Velvet Merkin
Goes down smooth and goes down easy
Doesn't make you sick or queasy

And, when babes see what you're drinkin'
They'll be showin' you the pink 'n
Pretty soon your face is smirkin'
When you're slurpin' Velvet Merkin

FAX

el borracho
06-27-2008, 08:31 PM
I respectfully disagree, Mr. KcMizzou. Let's say that you went to the doctor and the doctor said, "Son, you have evil cooties living in big globs in your friggin' chest hair." And, let's say that you said, "Oh my God!!! Whatever shall I do?" And, let's say the doctor said, "You need to shave that chest hair and scrub vigorously with anti-bacterial soap and vinegar and Velvet Merkin. It's the only way."

That sounds like hygiene to me.

FAX

A velvet merkin might be too soft for the scrubbing of cooties. Do you suppose they make a leather merkin?

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 08:32 PM
When you're lonely and feel like jerkin'
Have yourself a Velvet Merkin
Goes down smooth and goes down easy
Doesn't make you sick or queasy

And, when babes see what you're drinkin'
They'll be showin' you the pink 'n
Pretty soon your face is smirkin'
When you're slurpin' Velvet Merkin

FAXPure genious.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:32 PM
When you're lonely and feel like jerkin'
Have yourself a Velvet Merkin
Goes down smooth and goes down easy
Doesn't make you sick or queasy

And, when babes see what you're drinkin'
They'll be showin' you the pink 'n
Pretty soon your face is smirkin'
When you're slurpin' Velvet Merkin

FAX

That, THAT! was a born classic.

booger
06-27-2008, 08:33 PM
this thread is kinda weird.

Not like if you were to ask if anyone ever pulls their twig and berries back and stares in the mirror to see what it would look like if they had a twat, then screams really loud and lets their junk back to the home position and lets out a sigh of relief.

but it is close.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:33 PM
I'm going on my walk now. I walk four miles everyday. I suppose that makes me a ghey candidate as well.

Smed1065
06-27-2008, 08:35 PM
I disagree. This, nor the others, qualify as a hygiene thread.

Cause I said so!

booger
06-27-2008, 08:37 PM
I'm going on my walk now. I walk four miles everyday. I suppose that makes me a ghey candidate as well.

if pink spandex shorts are involved it is quite possible.

stumppy
06-27-2008, 08:45 PM
Never gave mine a second thought. That is until it started turning gray. I have Blondish-Brown hair (on my head) and have always looked young for my age. The fugging gray chest hair gives me up for my correct age.

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 08:47 PM
this thread is kinda weird.
Ya think?

:)

booger
06-27-2008, 08:50 PM
i just couldn't imagine have this conversation in public

Donger
06-27-2008, 08:51 PM
:LOL::evil::LOL::evil: :shake:

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

That was for your benefit.

booger
06-27-2008, 08:53 PM
do you suppose chicks hang out and talk about shaving or waxing their monkeys?

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 08:58 PM
do you suppose chicks hang out and talk about shaving or waxing their monkeys?

some, yes.

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:00 PM
Man... I hope I never hook up with a chick who has a monkey.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:02 PM
some, yes.

what do they say?

booger
06-27-2008, 09:03 PM
Man... I hope I never hook up with a chick who has a monkey.

if you domesticate them they are not so bad.

And they MUST wash their monkey at least once a day.

DaneMcCloud
06-27-2008, 09:03 PM
do you suppose chicks hang out and talk about shaving or waxing their monkeys?

Absolutely.

As for the chest hair thing, I've shaved mine once a month for over a decade. My wife (then GF at the time) suggested I do so. I'm not overly hairy but I run "hot", so the shaved chest tends to keep the "musty" smell at bay.

It hurts like hell for 3 days after shaving, even with a 3-blade razor. But it makes the wife happy so it's all good.

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:04 PM
if you domesticate them they are not so bad.

And they MUST wash their monkey at least once a day.Agreed. Shaved and waxed, though... leads to nightmares.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:05 PM
Dane
don't you get cold in the winter?

FAX
06-27-2008, 09:06 PM
Lady, do you have a license for that shaved monkey?

FAX

ChiefsCountry
06-27-2008, 09:07 PM
Absolutely.

As for the chest hair thing, I've shaved mine once a month for over a decade. My wife (then GF at the time) suggested I do so. I'm not overly hairy but I run "hot", so the shaved chest tends to keep the "musty" smell at bay.

It hurts like hell for 3 days after shaving, even with a 3-blade razor. But it makes the wife happy so it's all good.

Get Nair for Men, it works so much better than shaving.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:08 PM
.

DaneMcCloud
06-27-2008, 09:09 PM
Dane
don't you get cold in the winter?

Considering "Winter" in Los Angeles is low 60's, I'm good. Actually, I'm still warm, even then.

It sucks to run hot.

DaneMcCloud
06-27-2008, 09:10 PM
Get Nair for Men, it works so much better than shaving.

Seriously? Doesn't that "burn" the hair off, leaving the skin tender?

Oh, and one thing I've learned from shaving my chest: I could never endure the pain of a tattoo on my chest. That has to be ****ing brutal.

ChiefsCountry
06-27-2008, 09:12 PM
Seriously? Doesn't that "burn" the hair off, leaving the skin tender?

Not really I havent had any problems with it at all. You put it on before you shower then it washes off. Works really well.

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:12 PM
Considering "Winter" in Los Angeles is low 60's, I'm good. Actually, I'm still warm, even then.

It sucks to run hot.Amen. I'm the same way.

The humid summers here bug me. I keep the AC set around 65-70.

Can't sleep when you feel sticky. :shake:

DaneMcCloud
06-27-2008, 09:15 PM
Not really I havent had any problems with it at all. You put it on before you shower then it washes off. Works really well.

Wow, thanks Dude! That's awesome!

Serious question: Does it work on your armpit hair as well? (Yes, I shave my freakin' pits once a month as well. It makes all the difference in the world regarding smell).

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 09:16 PM
Absolutely.

As for the chest hair thing, I've shaved mine once a month for over a decade. My wife (then GF at the time) suggested I do so. I'm not overly hairy but I run "hot", so the shaved chest tends to keep the "musty" smell at bay.

It hurts like hell for 3 days after shaving, even with a 3-blade razor. But it makes the wife happy so it's all good.

if you're digging the hair and your wife wants to go play in hair; I'd highly recommend a powder, some fragrance companies offer a powder. I think something like this http://www.amazon.com/balla-Powder-Men-Tingle-Formula/dp/B00185SPJO/ref=sr_1_2/103-0460974-7985407?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1214622874&sr=1-2 or I think PE makes one, you know, Perry Ellis. Just an option.

DaneMcCloud
06-27-2008, 09:17 PM
Amen. I'm the same way.

The humid summers here bug me. I keep the AC set around 65-70.

Can't sleep when you feel sticky. :shake:

Dude, you're lucky.

My wife is lean, not petite but 5'7, around 118. She's freaking cold all the time. I'm lucky if the A/C set to 74.

Fortunately, I have ceiling fans in every room to keep the air moving but if it's 68 outside (as is now), I'll have the windows open with shorts and a tee on she'll have sweats and a full-on blanket.

Women.

Donger
06-27-2008, 09:18 PM
I would never have guessed that Dane was such a smelly f*cker. Go figure.

DaneMcCloud
06-27-2008, 09:19 PM
if you're digging the hair and your wife wants to go play in hair; I'd highly recommend a powder, some fragrance companies offer a powder. I think something like this http://www.amazon.com/balla-Powder-Men-Tingle-Formula/dp/B00185SPJO/ref=sr_1_2/103-0460974-7985407?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1214622874&sr=1-2 or I think PE makes one, you know, Perry Ellis. Just an option.

Thanks, Man but I'd just rather shave. I'm not sophisticated enough to put on powder.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:19 PM
sometimes they punch their monkeys and give them bloody noses.

DaneMcCloud
06-27-2008, 09:20 PM
I would never have guessed that Dane was such a smelly f*cker. Go figure.

Well, I'm not a sweaty, gross bastard but with the Cali weather and some body hair, I'm not exactly all roses.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 09:20 PM
sometimes they punch their monkeys and give them bloody noses.

What? Now?

booger
06-27-2008, 09:22 PM
What? Now?

it seems to happen every 4 weeks

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 09:23 PM
it seems to happen every 4 weeks

Where do you live Booger? You disappeared for a while, didn't you? Love the AVY!

booger
06-27-2008, 09:26 PM
iowa


never went away but i do have times where i just lurk.

Simply Red
06-27-2008, 09:28 PM
iowa


never went away but i do have times where i just lurk.

yeah.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:29 PM
so do you guys shave the hair on the bottom of your feet?

ChiefsCountry
06-27-2008, 09:30 PM
Wow, thanks Dude! That's awesome!

Serious question: Does it work on your armpit hair as well? (Yes, I shave my freakin' pits once a month as well. It makes all the difference in the world regarding smell).

I would assume so, it works out in man land it should work there.

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:32 PM
so do you guys shave the hair on the bottom of your feet?Hell no... I don't think even monkeys do.

Edit : Damnit. I read that as have hair.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:33 PM
me either.

Just wondering if anyone did

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:34 PM
me either.

Just wondering if anyone didI suppose monkeys could have hair on the bottom of their feet, if that old "hairy palms" thing is true.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:34 PM
I bet Dane does.

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:35 PM
I bet Dane does.Yeah, he's ambidexterous... or something.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:36 PM
I suppose monkeys could have hair on the bottom of their feet, if that old "hairy palms" thing is true.

you mean you don't have hair on the bottom of your feet?

2112
06-27-2008, 09:36 PM
How the **** did this thread get 100 replies?

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:37 PM
you mean you don't have hair on the bottom of your feet?That is exactly what I mean.

booger
06-27-2008, 09:37 PM
Yeah, he's ambidexterous... or something.

yeah, i hear they are a ton of them in california

booger
06-27-2008, 09:39 PM
That is exactly what I mean.

really?

I do.

How did yours stop growing?

booger
06-27-2008, 09:39 PM
How the **** did this thread get 100 replies?

Us manly non shaver dudes talked about chicks shaving their monkeys instead.:thumb:

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:40 PM
really?

I do.

How did yours stop growing?I never had any.

Do you have a third nipple, or anything like that? Live near a nuclear power plant?

booger
06-27-2008, 09:43 PM
I never had any.

Do you have a third nipple, or anything like that? Live near a nuclear power plant?

No just 2 nipples. Now that you mention it I always thought it was strange it could be 100 degrees out and my nipples would stay hard.

no on the power plant.

Adept Havelock
06-27-2008, 09:48 PM
She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

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booger
06-27-2008, 09:55 PM
KcMizzou

I'm just playin.

I don't have hair on the bottom of my feet. But if someone was reading this and they did they might feel compfortable enough to tell us all about it and say hey booger does to. Then i would jump out of the bushes and say ha ha, i was kidding who has hair on the bottom of their feet you gal damn freak!!!

KcMizzou
06-27-2008, 09:59 PM
Yeah, I figured. :D

booger
06-27-2008, 10:02 PM
i get the strangest looks with some of the crap i say sometimes.

Dunit35
06-27-2008, 10:07 PM
isn't anything wrong with shaving your chest and stomach.

FAX
06-27-2008, 10:13 PM
i get the strangest looks with some of the crap i say sometimes.

It's okay. So does Mr. Donger.

FAX

booger
06-27-2008, 11:05 PM
lol

Smed1065
06-27-2008, 11:16 PM
Absolutely.

As for the chest hair thing, I've shaved mine once a month for over a decade. My wife (then GF at the time) suggested I do so. I'm not overly hairy but I run "hot", so the shaved chest tends to keep the "musty" smell at bay.

It hurts like hell for 3 days after shaving, even with a 3-blade razor. But it makes the wife happy so it's all good.


Wow, I have insight now.

Just whatever women want is my life. You live in the right place (for you).

Makes sense now.

DaneMcCloud
06-28-2008, 12:34 AM
Wow, I have insight now.

Just whatever women want is my life. You live in the right place (for you).

Makes sense now.

**** you, Dickhole.

Making a decision for your wife of 12 years is far different from "changing" for any hole that comes along.

Obviously, you don't know the difference.

I have insight as well.

You're jealous, piece of shit, wanna-be ****hole who feels cool trying to demean others.

Good luck with that.

MahiMike
06-28-2008, 12:50 AM
I think about how much it hurts when my kid grabs a handful and pulls. ouch.

teedubya
06-28-2008, 01:05 AM
When you're lonely and feel like jerkin'
Have yourself a Velvet Merkin
Goes down smooth and goes down easy
Doesn't make you sick or queasy

And, when babes see what you're drinkin'
They'll be showin' you the pink 'n
Pretty soon your face is smirkin'
When you're slurpin' Velvet Merkin

FAX

Then I pulled out my big fat pink Gerkin
she got on her knees and started workin.

sd4chiefs
06-28-2008, 10:46 AM
I don't have chess hair. I have nipple hair. :spock: It is really gross. My wife makes me save it off.