The Do Not, Have Not and Will Not thread

[Bowser]

Yesterday I was talking about how I've never had Starbucks or seen Titanic, and it got me thinking of things that people do or don't do that would be considered out of touch or strange in today's world.

It's simple - just tell us things that you do not do, have not done, and will not do.

Do Not - Drink Starbucks coffee (or any coffee for that matter)

Have Not - Seen Titanic (or ever plan on seeing it)

Will Not - Start a blog. I'm too lazy, and I can't believe anyone would be interested in my random musings (that's what I use this place for. Heh)

[stumppy]

I will not ever bang Redrums mom.




Again.

[Adept Havelock]

Do Not - Watch any form of "reality" television.

Have Not- Watched the sun rise over Angkor Wat, but I would like to.

Will Not- Waste my life on regrets over missed opportunities, split milk, mistakes, nor lament that I've never worked as an enforcer for a criminal syndicate run by Russian midgets that were downsized by the KGB.

[irishjayhawk]

Do Not - Watch any form of "reality" television.

Have Not- Watched the sun rise over Angkor Wat, but I would like to.

Will Not- Waste my life on regrets over missed opportunities, split milk, or mistakes.

Weird, I just finished the Judas Strain by James Rollins. It mentioned that place.

You should read it.

[CoMoChief]

Do not - Drink regular milk in a glass.
Have not - witnessed a Chiefs Superbowl in my lifetime
Will not - witness a Chiefs Superbowl in my lifetime

[Donger]

Do Not - Use illegal drugs.

Have Not - Ridden in the Vomit Comet, but I will.

Will Not - Ever let my kids or my wife down, if I can help it.

[Adept Havelock]

Weird, I just finished the Judas Strain by James Rollins. It mentioned that place.

You should read it.

I'll give it a look next time I'm at the bookstore. Thanks.

[irishjayhawk]

I'll give it a look next time I'm at the bookstore. Thanks.

Actually, if you haven't, read Black Order by the same author. It sets some things up. Minor things but nonetheless. And it's probably - in my opinion - better than the Judas Strain.

And the books, for what it's worth, are non stop action.

[Amnorix]

Do not: drink, smoke, or use illegal substances.

Have not: ever been drunk, used any narcotic of any type except with valid prescription (full disclosure: I've inhaled second-hand marijuana smoke), or had sexual relations outside of a committed relationship. Have also not even SEEN cocaine, acid, or any other illegal drug other than marijuana. :eek:

Will not: have to go with Donger's "disappoint my family if I can help it" statement. That's a very noble goal, and one I think I can achieve.


Am: Pretty freaking boring, apparently. ROFL

[teedubya]

Do Not - Use illegal drugs.

Have Not - Ridden in the Vomit Comet, but I will.

Will Not - Ever let my kids or my wife down, if I can help it.

You already have let them down... your kid is a Bronco fan, right?

[stumppy]

OK, I'll finish.

I do not mess with married women.

I have not jumped out of a perfectly good airplane but hope to in the next year.





I will not ever bang Redrums mom.




Again.

[stumppy]

You already have let them down... your kid is a Bronco fan, right?



ROFL


FAIL

[Donger]

You already have let them down... your kid is a Bronco fan, right?

:spock:

[irishjayhawk]

Do Not: watch reality tv

Have not: Done any drugs

Will not: smoke cigarettes

[Gonzo]

Do Not - Watch any form of "reality" television.

Have Not- Watched the sun rise over Angkor Wat, but I would like to.

Will Not- Waste my life on regrets over missed opportunities, split milk, mistakes, nor lament that I've never worked as an enforcer for a criminal syndicate run by Russian midgets that were downsized by the KGB.


Do not- Screw with Russian midgets.
Will not- Ever screw with Russian midgets.
Have not- ever seen Split Milk. Sounds gross though. ROFL

[BigMeatballDave]

Do not: drink
Have not: been married
Will not: Vote for BHO

[Donger]

Do not: drink

You must be really dehydrated.

[tooge]

Do not take mulligans in golf, drink starbucks, watch the news

have not been on a cruise, seen 24 or weeds

will not ever enjoy watching soccer

[FAX]

Do not: Offer blind guys sight seeing pamphlets.
Have not: But don't really want not, either.
Will not: Open a can of enchilada sauce by smashing it against my forehead no matter how hungry I ever get.

FAX

[Demonpenz]

I do not use condoms
Will not pull out
Have not any unsexed emu

[chasedude]

Do Not - Like -> pickles, tailgaters (on the highway), really crowded rooms, people telling me to "keep it real", lima beans, phones, red lights, gas prices, town I currently live in, yuppies ,Faiders & Donks , chick flicks, whiney people, screaming babies

Have not - been to Europe, banged a Playboy Playmate, shit on someones car, owned my own house, won the lottery, been in a gay bar, told anyone to "keep it real".

Will Not - paint any nail on my body, try Heroine, get married, understand religion, murder a human.

I think my head is about to explode :eek:

[Inspector]

I've never stopped typing right in the middle of a respo

[Inspector]

nse

[rad]

Do not- wear flip flops

Have not - worn flip flops

Will not- wear flip flops

[sedated]

I hate my family

[Dunit35]

Do not: use drugs

Have not: had a one night stand

Will not: ever have the desire to listen to worthless rap music

[Bowser]

I hate my family

Do Not know why

Have Not met them

Will Not mediate for you

[Mama Hip Rockets]

i have never seen wayne's world, austin powers, or any batman, superman, spiderman, etc. movies.

i have never drank a beer or smoked a cigarette, and never will.

i do not think children of men is a good movie at all, and i don't understand why everybody else thinks it is.

[chiefs1111]

Yesterday I was talking about how I've never had Starbucks or seen Titanic, and it got me thinking of things that people do or don't do that would be considered out of touch or strange in today's world.

It's simple - just tell us things that you do not do, have not done, and will not do.

Do Not - Drink Starbucks coffee (or any coffee for that matter)

Have Not - Seen Titanic (or ever plan on seeing it)

Will Not - Start a blog. I'm too lazy, and I can't believe anyone would be interested in my random musings (that's what I use this place for. Heh)


Kinda of funny cause I also have never had Starbucks or seen the movie Titanic and don't plan on either.... There's nothing about Titanic that makes me want to see it and I really don't care for coffee or any of that stuff at all...

[POND_OF_RED]

Do Not- like chocolate
Have Not- ever been in a fight
Will Not- watch Star Wars or LOTR

[sd4chiefs]

Do not pay for sex.
Will not pay for sex.
Have not paid for sex.

I have a boring life.

[kregger]

This is too easy..
Do not have a motorcycle
Have not used a motorcycle to get hot chicks
Will not ever be as cool as Midnight Vulture

[Micjones]

Do Not - Understand people's love affair with Starbucks.
Have Not - Been to New York.
Will Not - Enlist in the military of my own will.

[Midnight_Vulture]

This is too easy..
Do not have a motorcycle
Have not used a motorcycle to get hot chicks
Will not ever be as cool as Midnight Vulture

Haha well at least you are honest.:LOL:

[KCChiefsMan]

Do Not - Drink malt liqour

Have Not - rode a motorcycle

Will Not - ever see Gigli

[Bowser]

Do not pay for sex.
Will not pay for sex.
Have not paid for sex.

I have a boring life.

Believe this - one way or another, we ALL pay for sex.

[Bugeater]

Do Not - Use illegal drugs.

Do not: drink, smoke, or use illegal substances

Have not: Done any drugs

Do not: use drugs

OK, I think I know who the four "no" votes on the weed poll are.

[blueballs]

do not -say i will not do something
have not said -i will not do something then not had to do it
will not -

[Hammock Parties]

If I don't get laid in a year I'll just pay for it. Or get paid for it on Ebay, maybe. I'll have a good enough body by that time I'll probably get plenty of bids. :D

[Logical]

Never have smoked a Cigarette
Never drink Coffee
Never been in a Starbucks
Never paid for sex (well at least directlly :evil:)
Do not currently smoke, drink or do illegal drugs
Do not expect to ever see the Chiefs in the SB again
Do not expect the Royals to ever be in the playoffs again
Do not expect the Sprint Center to ever host a NBA or NHL team
Never been to an Olympics
Never banged Halle Berry.

[Skip Towne]

If I don't get laid in a year I'll just pay for it. Or get paid for it on Ebay, maybe. I'll have a good enough body by that time I'll probably get plenty of bids. :D

I see you are still in your dream world. Next you'll be thinking Carrie Underwood will pay you for sex.

[Hammock Parties]

I see you are still in your dream world. Next you'll be thinking Carrie Underwood will pay you for sex.

I don't know, Skip. The other day I was running in one of my tighter shirts, all manly and sweaty, with three days of stubble. As I ran down the road a car passed in front of me and some chick could not stop staring. I felt like a piece of meat.

[DaKCMan AP]

Do not: Pretend to be imperfect.

Have not: Been fat.

Will not: Be ugly.

[btlook1]

I don't know, Skip. The other day I was running in one of my tighter shirts, all manly and sweaty, with three days of stubble. As I ran down the road a car passed in front of me and some chick could not stop staring. I felt like a piece of meat.

I bet it was a chick with a dick!

[alanm]

Do not: drink, smoke, or use illegal substances.

Have not: ever been drunk, used any narcotic of any type except with valid prescription (full disclosure: I've inhaled second-hand marijuana smoke), or had sexual relations outside of a committed relationship. Have also not even SEEN cocaine, acid, or any other illegal drug other than marijuana. :eek:

Will not: have to go with Donger's "disappoint my family if I can help it" statement. That's a very noble goal, and one I think I can achieve.


Am: Pretty freaking boring, apparently. ROFL
You'd make a lousy *** agent. ;)

[Amnorix]

OK, I think I know who the four "no" votes on the weed poll are.


ROFL Actually, I'm in favor of legalization and taxation of drugs that aren't significantly more dangerous than alchohol.

[manchambo]

You already have let them down... your kid is a Bronco fan, right?


Apparently you don't have kids. If you did you'd know that every goo parent hopes their kids have it better than them.

[rad]

I don't know, Skip. The other day I was running in one of my tighter shirts, all manly and sweaty, with three days of stubble. As I ran down the road a car passed in front of me and some chick could not stop staring. I felt like a piece of meat.

Maybe she couldn't tell if you were a dude or a chick.

Or you had a booger hanging.

Chicks staring isn't always a positive. Unless she's staring at you on your motorcycle. Then, it's not even fun anymore. That's why I sold mine. I like a challenge. With a motorcycle, it's like fishing with dynamite.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Do not go into Old Navy.
Have not ever gone into an Old Navy.
Will not ever go into an Old Navy.


Really it's principle... I boycotted them when they had the worst television commercials ever. Even though they're not so bad anymore, I refuse. Also, apply watching Survivor and American Idol to that list.

[acesn8s]

The Chiefs

do not have a Super Bowl team

have not won a playoff game this millenium

will not win a playoff game under Carl Peterson

Dammit Carl!:cuss: