Time to come up with some sweet band names

[SPATCH]

there are a lot of weak-ass band names out there... and we've all had the same thoughts when we hear them...

"that band name is stupid. if i was in a band, we would have a sweet band name."

aaaaaaannnnnnddd. go.

Edit: oh, and if any of you are/were in a band, do share the name

Another Edit: Here are my top-ten favorite suggested names thus far (list is subject to change)...

10. A Binge Too Far
9. Shot By Cheney
8. Rupees For All
7. The Crotch Rifles
6. Too Fat to Ski
5. Zipper Scars
4. Children McNuggets
3. Cornholed Cadavers
2. Everybody Clap For My Clap
1. FISTED INTO SUBMISSION

[cdcox]

The Matt Jones Addiction.

[penguinz]

midgets with camel toes

[Adept Havelock]

(Stolen from Jello Biafra)

One night only....VIDEO SEX POPE!

or...

"The Band With Rocks In".

"Felonious Monk"

"The Surreptitious Fabric"

"Socks Pastels"

"Dwarfs with Attitude"

Thank you, Terry Pratchett.

[Bugeater]

Turbo Sexaphonic Delight

[SPATCH]

It Needs More Sauce

[The Franchise]

HIV Positive

[DaKCMan AP]

Get a girl to join the band, then depending on how many guys:

(# of guys) Dicks and a Chick

ie. Two Dicks and a Chick, Four Dicks and a Chick, etc.

[Pablo]

The 2 Girls, 1 Cup Piano Band

[SPATCH]

HIV Positive

YES...

my friend and i were coming up with band names in our genetics class last fall...

two of them were:

The Puppies Have AIDS

The Blood Test Was Negative

[DaKCMan AP]

Midnight Douchebag

[The Franchise]

YES...

my friend and i were coming up with band names in our genetics class last fall...

two of them were:

The Puppies Have AIDS

The Blood Test Was Negative

How about....

Everybody clap for my clap.

[Pablo]

Sulfuric Acid Kitten Plunge

[Adept Havelock]

The Long Con

Blood and Irony

The Night and Foghorn Leghorn Decree

Diet of Worms

Ned Flander's Fields

A Binge too Far

Foxtrotsky

The Inner Blight

The Google Archipelago

Porn 'n Chicken

[Deberg_1990]

Chicks Dig Bikes

[SPATCH]

Booger Sugar

(Matt Jones on lead vocals)

[StcChief]

Midnight Douchebag
no solo artists please

[|Zach|]

The Hot Farts.

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[CrazyPhuD]

More Energie than Anal E

[SPATCH]

She Gives Blumpkins

[pr_capone]

Napoleon in Rags

[Mr Luzcious]

Lupine Striptease

[RNR]

Toxic Vomit

[CrazyPhuD]

The Ladyboys

Hit Song

"I want to put my junk in your trunk."

[chasedude]

The Crotch Rifles we had a song called "Crabs". I can only remember one line from the song "Six-legged crotch critters crawling on my nads, Crabs!"

Russell and the Love Muscles

/old high school garage bands I was in

[Mr Luzcious]

Or if "emo" is your preferred genre - She fell out of a tree and broke my heart

[chasedude]

Damn, almost forgot about "The Bionic Livers"

[SPATCH]

The Crotch Rifles we had a song called "Crabs". I can only remember one line from the song "Six-legged crotch critters crawling on my nads, Crabs!"

Russell and the Love Muscles

/old high school garage bands I was in

wow... can't believe you guys didn't make it

[KCUnited]

I actually think about this a lot.

Cornholed Cadavers
Americannibal
Lawnmower Deth
Mr. Rectomy
Fallopian Tube Chokehold
Fetus Fajitas
Fisted Into Submission

[DaKCMan AP]

I actually think about this a lot.
Fetus Fajitas


Would it be pronounced "fah-heat-uhs" or "fuh-jy-tahs"?

["Bob" Dobbs]

"Dammit Carl!"

[Jawshco]

I actually think about this a lot.

Cornholed Cadavers
Americannibal
Lawnmower Deth
Mr. Rectomy
Fallopian Tube Chokehold
Fetus Fajitas
Fisted Into Submission

Lawnmower Deth was one of my favorite bands when I was like 12 years old. I love their "Oh Crikey" Album.

[Jawshco]

The Crotch Rifles we had a song called "Crabs". I can only remember one line from the song "Six-legged crotch critters crawling on my nads, Crabs!"

Russell and the Love Muscles

/old high school garage bands I was in


That is so crazy, my highscool band called MLA (or the Masturbation Liberation Association) did a song called "Crabs" with very similar lyrics. I guess juvenile minds think alike. :p

[Marcellus]

Special Guest.

[The Franchise]

Fisted Into Submission

I'm using this on Rock Band. LMAO

[Jawshco]

The Long Con

Blood and Irony

The Night and Foghorn Leghorn Decree

Diet of Worms

Ned Flander's Fields

A Binge too Far

Foxtrotsky

The Inner Blight

The Google Archipelago

Porn 'n Chicken

I'm looking for a band name for the one I'm in right now, and some of these are pretty good. "Diet of Worms" cracks me up. It might work as a band name, but perhaps too Catholic for me, LOL!

I was trying to talk my band into going with "Prosthetic Light Grenade." I think it has a nice ring to it. :thumb:

[Adept Havelock]

I'm looking for a band name for the one I'm in right now, and some of these are pretty good. "Diet of Worms" cracks me up. It might work as a band name, but perhaps too Catholic for me, LOL!

I was trying to talk my band into going with "Prosthetic Light Grenade." I think it has a nice ring to it. :thumb:

If "Diet of Worms" is too Catholic, may I suggest "Copernicus Was Right"?

Or perhaps "Luther and the Theses"?

[SPATCH]

I'm looking for a band name for the one I'm in right now, and some of these are pretty good. "Diet of Worms" cracks me up. It might work as a band name, but perhaps too Catholic for me, LOL!

I was trying to talk my band into going with "Prosthetic Light Grenade." I think it has a nice ring to it. :thumb:

how about "The KITTY CATastrophe"???

or, "Death by High-Fiving"

[RufusRJones]

White Bronco

[KCTitus]

Something slightly different...

Laminin

[gblowfish]

The Stretch Hummers
The Craptastics
Minnie Pearl Jam
Rastabilly Rhythm Boys
I Hate Jazz Band
The Travelling Pillsburys
Rosa Parks Department
Flaming Gaelic
Zipper Scars
Schwetty Balls
Sneaking Hunch
Tokeville
Swollen Prostate
Lingering Rectal Exam
Crotch Dogs
World Trade Mentors
Donna Summer's Eve
Eddie Douchette
The Don Henley Sweater
Emil Nitrate
Amishnikov Rifles
Rupees For All
Bivouac Nimrods
Porcelain Bus
Tough Love Song
Celine Dion and the Belmonts
Prufrock Ewe
Beastial Boys
Karl Rover Dangerfield
Tower of Power Takeoff
World Trade Cynics
Prison Bunkbed
Mime Killas
Jane's Addition
The Black Russell Crowes
Red Wigglers
The Many Moods of Ed Ames
Nimoy's Decoys
Bum Tussle
Bum Fighters
Mike & the Methchanics
Tootie & the Blowfarts
Porn Addiction
Born Again Virgins
Little Stiffy & the Pup Tents
Rigor Mortise
My Dry Humps
Rude Chalk Outline
Betard
Wifeless Friction
The Cemetarians
Dementia Proper
Win Or Lube
The Vagueabonds
Altered Boys
Show Me On The Doll
All You Can Eat
Below Average White Band
Jack Blackout
Shot a Man In Reno
Under the Deductible
Smart Ass
Children McNuggets
Homerphobes
Ethanol Merman
The Snausages
Grandmaster Ass
Our Wives Aren't Here
Helen Keller Blues Band
Shot By Cheney
Kansas Beef Council
German Jazz Band
Frederick of Dollywood
Smell This!
Too Fat To Ski
Mr. Rogers' Gestapo
The Monkey Bars
Monkey Barn
Collective Methbender
Blacktose Intolerant
Baroque Ass Knickers
Illiterati
Llama Birthmothers
Taunt The Tard
Pancreatica
Plump When You Cook Em
Tubesock Holocaust
Brain Hammer
Lefty & the Prosthetics
The Convicted Babysitters
Uncle Bill Touched Me
Armenian Idol
Me & My Hand
Cripple Fight
Pajama Puptent
Roberta Flackjacket
Primates of the Carribean
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Jarvik and the Pacemakers
The Dead Clowns
Monica's Stain
White Flight
The Stiff Sweatsocks
The Off White Tube Socks
Nappy-headed Homeowners
Smell Of Soy
Meth In Show
Urn For The Worse
Cats in the Dreidle
Whine for my Men
The Violent Agreements
Morningwood
Tom Dempsey's Half-priced Shoes
Tower of Power Steering Committee
Better Living Through Chemistry
Poopstain & the Tighty Whiteys
Better Living Through Chemistry
One Armed Charlie & the Tree Chippers

[RibKing67]

The Stretch Hummers
The Craptastics
Minnie Pearl Jam
Rastabilly Rhythm Boys
I Hate Jazz Band
The Travelling Pillsburys
Rosa Parks Department
Flaming Gaelic
Zipper Scars
Schwetty Balls
Sneaking Hunch
Tokeville
Swollen Prostate
Lingering Rectal Exam
Crotch Dogs
World Trade Mentors
Donna Summer's Eve
Eddie Douchette
The Don Henley Sweater
Emil Nitrate
Amishnikov Rifles
Rupees For All
Bivouac Nimrods
Porcelain Bus
Tough Love Song
Celine Dion and the Belmonts
Prufrock Ewe
Beastial Boys
Karl Rover Dangerfield
Tower of Power Takeoff
World Trade Cynics
Prison Bunkbed
Mime Killas
Jane's Addition
The Black Russell Crowes
Red Wigglers
The Many Moods of Ed Ames
Nimoy's Decoys
Bum Tussle
Bum Fighters
Mike & the Methchanics
Tootie & the Blowfarts
Porn Addiction
Born Again Virgins
Little Stiffy & the Pup Tents
Rigor Mortise
My Dry Humps
Rude Chalk Outline
Betard
Wifeless Friction
The Cemetarians
Dementia Proper
Win Or Lube
The Vagueabonds
Altered Boys
Show Me On The Doll
All You Can Eat
Below Average White Band
Jack Blackout
Shot a Man In Reno
Under the Deductible
Smart Ass
Children McNuggets
Homerphobes
Ethanol Merman
The Snausages
Grandmaster Ass
Our Wives Aren't Here
Helen Keller Blues Band
Shot By Cheney
Kansas Beef Council
German Jazz Band
Frederick of Dollywood
Smell This!
Too Fat To Ski
Mr. Rogers' Gestapo
The Monkey Bars
Monkey Barn
Collective Methbender
Blacktose Intolerant
Baroque Ass Knickers
Illiterati
Llama Birthmothers
Taunt The Tard
Pancreatica
Plump When You Cook Em
Tubesock Holocaust
Brain Hammer
Lefty & the Prosthetics
The Convicted Babysitters
Uncle Bill Touched Me
Armenian Idol
Me & My Hand
Cripple Fight
Pajama Puptent
Roberta Flackjacket
Primates of the Carribean
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Jarvik and the Pacemakers
The Dead Clowns
Monica's Stain
White Flight
The Stiff Sweatsocks
The Off White Tube Socks
Nappy-headed Homeowners
Smell Of Soy
Meth In Show
Urn For The Worse
Cats in the Dreidle
Whine for my Men
The Violent Agreements
Morningwood
Tom Dempsey's Half-priced Shoes
Tower of Power Steering Committee
Better Living Through Chemistry
Poopstain & the Tighty Whiteys
Better Living Through Chemistry
One Armed Charlie & the Tree Chippers

Dammit man.... You took mine.

[SPATCH]

Zipper Scars
Rupees For All
Children McNuggets
Shot By Cheney
Too Fat To Ski
Pajama Puptent


:LOL:

these are some good ass band names LMAO

[KCUnited]

Would it be pronounced "fah-heat-uhs" or "fuh-jy-tahs"?

More like "feed-us fah-heat-uhs"


Malevolent Crustacean
Necronatal
Left Gaping

[KCUnited]

I'm using this on Rock Band. LMAO

Do it justice.

[Demonpenz]

Blue oyster culture club

[teedubya]

Shart
The Easy Easels
Banana Pudding
Punk Monkeys
Insane Engine
Vertical Vortex
Assi9
Synthe6
THey Might Be Midgets
Smidget
ThrowPop
FunDip
Long Way Home

[Logical]

Dead Catz
Knarly Bidges
Lick My Junk
The Scrotes
YaMakinMyAzzHurt

[chasedude]

That is so crazy, my highscool band called MLA (or the Masturbation Liberation Association) did a song called "Crabs" with very similar lyrics. I guess juvenile minds think alike. :p

I have not thought of that shit in 15 years until this thread came up. I bet an old buddy has the lyrics written down somewhere. Damn, gotta find his number... :cuss:

[Mr Luzcious]

Fiat People

[petegz28]

The Peabottoms.....(yes I stole it from Redrum)

[Inspector]

Chicks Dig Bikes

Oh yeah?

Got any pictures to prove it?

[Inspector]

I'm not in a band. Two of my kids are.

Hydrafader
Vedera*

(*Headlining at the Beaumont 7/12 with "Queens Club" and "Roman Numerals")

[KCUnited]

Terrordactyl
Molested Into A Monster

[rad]

The Dick-Knuckles

[Stewie]

Tom Dempsey's Half-priced Shoes


ROFL

And it has a football theme...

[stumppy]

Lester Roadhog and the Cadillac Cowboys.






Hmmm, that might be the name of some local band that plays at the bar from time to time. :shrug:

[Whoarethechefs]

I'm kind've fond of my "Rock Band" band name : Mr. Blublblblbluh

[boogblaster]

Va-Jay Jumpers .. 2-Holer .. Strip-Search .. Maiden-Maulers .. Cavity-Chex .. Rotton .. Spook-Nasty .. Headoff .. Charmskool .. Funki .. Nervendin .. Power-Hose .. Whitewash .. Zulaa .....

[blueballs]

nobody eats mutten anymore

[angelo]

For an all girl band
7 day bleeder
y diner (lesbian band)
sandy vagina (hardcore)

other band names
grudge fock
seething cauldron of angst
sticky hand puppets
self medicated
fubar
cornholed angels

emo band
i cry
my pu**y hurts
love exile

ang

[Chiefnj2]

Pubic Mice

[cadmonkey]

My friends and I always joke that if we were to have a band we would name it F.B.A.

Full Blown Aids

That way, when the show was over we could tell the crowd "You have all been infected by FULL BLOWN AIDS!!!!!!"

[Sam Hall]

The The

[SCTrojan]

Dregs of Society

One Way Exit