You Know You Live In A Small Town When...

[listopencil]

Today is my younger daughter's 13th birthday. I had planed to take her and her brother to the city pool. When we got there I was surprised to find this:


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8663/poolpooppn5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[The Franchise]

LMAO

[Stewie]

Bushwood?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO So funny.......

[Bowser]

SPAAAALDING, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[listopencil]

Being the goober that I am, I immediately took pics to post on The Planet.

[penguinz]

The pool in my city has not even opened yet. And they do not know when or even if it will open this year.

[SPATCH]

when my friends and i were going through a really rebellious phase in junior high, we got into it with the pool manager and she banned us from the pool for a week.

to exact our revenge, we sneaked into the pool at night and pooped on the diving boards and threw the potted plants into the pool.

they had to shut it down for two days and we never got caught :evil:

[Bowser]

Being the goober that I am, I immediately took pics to post on The Planet.

You've done well.

[dtebbe]

... when it is painted with powder blue lead paint? LMAO

DT

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You've done well.

No shit. Err, actually...........

[listopencil]

It was 100+ degrees out here last week. It's still 90+. The fires are creating smoke that just traps in the heat. Man, I love the AC.

[Rooster]

:LOL::LOL:

[blueballs]

you have a pool

[beach tribe]

The clearing up the street is the front yard of the house I grew up in. My father still lives there. Mckenzie, TN.
The sign says "Horse drawn vehicles".

Mininights(I have no idea how to spell it.) Sort of like Amish people, are well represented.

[teedubya]

Sorry, I couldn't make it to the bathroom.

[Rausch]

Mininights(I have no idea how to spell it.)

LMAO


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/255831439_ce22a6dd84.jpg?v=0

[SPchief]

LMAO


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/255831439_ce22a6dd84.jpg?v=0



LMAO

[RealSNR]

The thread title should have been "chicks dig guys who poop in public pools (pics to prove it)"

[The Franchise]

Has it become impossible to write out "to" instead of using "2"?

[Subterranean Alien]

I would like to see (not really) the amount of poop it takes to close a public pool. Must have been pretty bad.

[kstater]

I would like to see (not really) the amount of poop it takes to close a public pool. Must have been pretty bad.

:spock: I would hope that it's just a little bit.

[Rain Man]

Today is also my youngest cat's birthday, and he's turning 13 too. Fortunately, he doesn't like to go to the swimming pool.

[Hydrae]

Has it become impossible to write out "to" instead of using "2"?

When people are afraid of the spelling nazis out there and are unsure how whether to use to, too or two.

[Hydrae]

The clearing up the street is the front yard of the house I grew up in. My father still lives there. Mckenzie, TN.
The sign says "Horse drawn vehicles".

Mininights(I have no idea how to spell it.) Sort of like Amish people, are well represented.

Mennonites

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites

[StcChief]

When people are afraid of the spelling nazis out there and are unsure how whether to use to, too or two.
snoozing in grade school english?

[Skip Towne]

So is the pool closed forever or are there plans to clean it?

[Rain Man]

2 instead of to means you're not writing two, too.

[2112]

So is the pool closed forever or are there plans to clean it?

You just take it out and douse the pool with gallons of chlorine for 24 hours. when the chlorine levels are back to a safe measure you reopen the pool. it's not like caddyshack with a hazmat suit and emptying the pool.

[kstater]

You just take it out and douse the pool with gallons of chlorine for 24 hours. when the chlorine levels are back to a safe measure you reopen the pool. it's not like caddyshack with a hazmat suit and emptying the pool.

I don't even want to know how you know this.

[Skip Towne]

I don't even want to know how you know this.

He's an exerienced pool pooper cleaner.

[StcChief]

You Know You Live In A Small Town When...
no pool, only a 4 way stop sign....

[DaFace]

Being the goober that I am, I immediately took pics to post on The Planet.

I would've been more impressed if you'd climbed the fence and took pics of the poop. :harumph:

[Buck]

You know you live in a small town when you plan to take your daughter to a public pool for her 13th birthday.

[Frazod]

You just take it out and douse the pool with gallons of chlorine for 24 hours. when the chlorine levels are back to a safe measure you reopen the pool. it's not like caddyshack with a hazmat suit and emptying the pool.

It's possible it's not a solid piece.

Ewww.....

[2112]

I don't even want to know how you know this.

I'm a contractor for HOA's that have huge pools and occasionally they have a kid take a shit in them or one time a skunk dove in the pool and died in it. you don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what they do in these situations. there's way too much water in there to be draining it and refilling it.

And when I had a pool and broke out with poison ivy on occasion I would increase the chlorine count and bye bye poison ivy. :)

[QuikSsurfer]

LMAO


http://farm1.static.flickr.com/81/255831439_ce22a6dd84.jpg?v=0

LMAOLMAOLMAO

[chasedude]

Mennonites

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites


There's a bunch of these people near my town. I've met a few, nice people. I just can't understand why all the women wear dresses out of table cloth or curtain patterns. They also wear their hair up with a black hat. Interesting people they are.

[Psyko Tek]

if it was a real mall town
the sign would have read
"Closed due to the Johnson boy pooping in the pool"

[listopencil]

Just an update: I had to work today and my wife took my daughter and the rest of the family to a swimming spot out of town. No poop. No pics. Ah well. I guess i could have her poop in a bucket or something then take a pic and post it on the Planet. I don't know if she would be willing to do that though. She's a young lady of 14 now.

[Halfcan]

Today is my younger daughter's 13th birthday. I had planed to take her and her brother to the city pool. When we got there I was surprised to find this:


http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/8663/poolpooppn5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

How were you to know Orton would be there before you???

[listopencil]

He's more likely to have puked up some used whiskey then pooped in there.

[stevieray]

...all your friends are from the same small town.

[bevischief]

That is what my dog was doing when she got lose and I found her around the near pool and dripping wet...