Do you have vaginal sex while she's on the rag?

[sedated]

Well?

[Pablo]

Eh, depends on if I'm drunk and a shower is readily available.

Otherwise, I abstain.

[SPATCH]

that's the only time i have vaginal sex

[rambleonthruthefog]

of course.

[Donger]

No. That's BJ time.

[Pablo]

that's the only time i have vaginal sex
Buttsecks FTW...with women.

FTL with men.

[JBucc]

Yeah. Eat her out too.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

yes. But not with her.

[Donger]

What is wrong with you people...

[Red Dawg]

You can't stick your penis in there at that time of the month. You must use your tongue.

[Pablo]

Yeah. Eat her out too.Rainbow kisses as well?

[JBucc]

Rainbow kisses as well?I'm not getting my semen in my mouth. ****ing sicko.

[Pablo]

I'm not getting my semen in my mouth. ****ing sicko.As far as I understand rainbow kisses involve her vag blood, no semen.

[Midnight_Vulture]

I've had chicks beg me to do this with them. I have gone thru with it before in the past.

Just make sure to NOT do it on white sheets.

[BigMeatballDave]

Every now and again. I will NEVER earn my 'Red Wings', though..

[Starbux37]

No. That's BJ time.

Exactly!! :thumb:

[Pablo]

I've had chicks beg me to do this with them. I have gone thru with it before in the past.

Just make sure to NOT do it on white sheets.Or any color sheets for that matter. Blood will soak and stain damn near any f*cking thing.

Just do it in the shower.

[BigVE]

Nope.

[JBucc]

As far as I understand rainbow kisses involve her vag blood, no semen.I thought it was mixing up both of them in your mouths.

[Pablo]

I thought it was mixing up both of them in your mouths.I don't believe so. Pretty sure it's swapping vag blood back and forth. Which is f*cking sick enough as it is. Throwing cum in the mix is a pretty revolting idea.

[StcChief]

I've had chicks beg me to do this with them. I have gone thru with it before in the past.

Just make sure to NOT do it on white sheets.at their horniest.....
a little blood never hurt anyone.

[MIAdragon]

Why not? I dont see the big deal.

[chasedude]

LOL ride the crimson flow

[beach tribe]

I've been talked into it a time or two.

[QuikSsurfer]

Rainbow kisses as well?

I had to look that up.. and I'm sorry I did...
I'm so turned on right now.

I'll have sex with a girl while she's on the rag, but not during the first 3-4 of the cycle.
BJ or butt-pluggin time.

[Pablo]

I had to look that up.. and I'm sorry I did...


I'm so turned on right now.F*ck. I looked it up too and JBucc is right. That's pretty f*cking terrible.

[SPATCH]

I don't believe so. Pretty sure it's swapping vag blood back and forth. Which is f*cking sick enough as it is. Throwing cum in the mix is a pretty revolting idea.

wait a second... urban dictionary says differently. and what UD says... goes

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rainbow+kisses

[Pablo]

wait a second... urban dictionary says differently. and what UD says... goes

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rainbow+kissesYeah, I looked it up there. That's terrible.

[Crashride]

Lay down that towel brother. Have fun.

[ChiefsFanatic]

Well?
:Lin:

[Sure-Oz]

Not really...pretty much wait it out, but i have a few times at the tail end....no mess

[MOhillbilly]

i dont mind ketchup on my steak.

[The Franchise]

BJ or butt-pluggin time.

QFT

[Pablo]

BJ or butt-pluggin time.Buttsecks is a little harder to come by.

Usually requires a fair deal of alcohol, lube, and tender conversations reassuring her it's not going to hurt.

Then they just complain the whole time, or act like it hurts or something.

[MOhillbilly]

Buttsecks is a little harder to come by.

Usually requires a fair deal of alcohol, lube, and tender conversations reassuring her it's not going to hurt.

Then they just complain the whole time, or act like it hurts or something.
or a gun & duct tape.

[Sure-Oz]

Buttsecks is a little harder to come by.

Usually requires a fair deal of alcohol, lube, and tender conversations reassuring her it's not going to hurt.

Then they just complain the whole time, or act like it hurts or something.

ROFL

Yep keyword:alcohol to even get it started probably

[Pablo]

ROFL

Yep keyword:alcohol to even get it started probablyYeah, I mean WTF, why do women have to complain. Why can't she just lay back and enjoy it like I am. :D

[RJ]

I've only done that once. Needless to say there was plenty of alcohol involved. It was also a first date. I guess she really liked me. Oddly, that relationship didn't last long.

[QuikSsurfer]

Buttsecks is a little harder to come by.

Usually requires a fair deal of alcohol, lube, and tender conversations reassuring her it's not going to hurt.

Then they just complain the whole time, or act like it hurts or something.

Hehe... There are plenty of young, petite women out there that enjoy anal sex. No persuasion necessary.

[Sure-Oz]

I've only done that once. Needless to say there was plenty of alcohol involved. It was also a first date. I guess she really liked me. Oddly, that relationship didn't last long.

ROFL

[teedubya]

that shit is gross.. I have NEVER done this with my wife, as when I was a single man... I was dating this blonde hottie, and when we were finished... it looked like O.J. had been there with his knife.

It was sooo gross, I can't even fathom boning my wife during Rag time. I am scarred for life.

[QuikSsurfer]

that shit is gross.. I have NEVER done this with my wife, as when I was a single man... I was dating this blonde hottie, and when we were finished... it looked like O.J. had been there with his knife.

It was sooo gross, I can't even fathom boning my wife during Rag time. I am scarred for life.

ROFLROFL

Worse than pulling your cock out with a lil brown on it? I'd say not.

[Pablo]

Hehe... There are plenty of young, petite women out there that enjoy anal sex. No persuasion necessary.All of the girls I've f*cked, regardless of age or size, never enjoyed the buttsecks. Not even a little bit. It just seemed like when you get the head in, it sets a trigger off in their mind to freak the f*ck out.

[Sure-Oz]

One scary thing a friend of mine told me was her friend got it pitb and she had been drinking and apparently her bf mustve hit it real hard and hit somethin, cause she shit all over his dick and was bleeding and had to go to the hospital

Thats scary

[Fish]

Not on purpose....

[Pablo]

I can't even fathom boning my wife during Rag time. I am scarred for life.I understand, I just prefer to listen to the music as well. Don't want to miss a beat.

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[Pablo]

One scary thing a friend of mine told me was her friend got it pitb and she had been drinking and apparently her bf mustve hit it real hard and hit somethin, cause she shit all over his dick and was bleeding and had to go to the hospital

Thats scaryYeah, I could see how it could rip pretty easy. That would be a pretty gruesome site.

[jidar]

yeah. I put my wiener in there.

[SPATCH]

Yeah, I could see how it could rip pretty easy. That would be a pretty gruesome site.

sex + poop = kinky. hot. fun.

[Sure-Oz]

Yeah, I could see how it could rip pretty easy. That would be a pretty gruesome site.

I don't think they lasted after that either:evil:

Can't say ive ever piitb with a girl or my gf honestly....esp after hearing that story

[QuikSsurfer]

One scary thing a friend of mine told me was her friend got it pitb and she had been drinking and apparently her bf mustve hit it real hard and hit somethin, cause she shit all over his dick and was bleeding and had to go to the hospital

Thats scary

ROFL
:spock:
wtf?

[Pablo]

And FAX will continue to wonder why threads like this compile 100 responses with amazing ease and he labors so hard at creating his own original threads.

We're halfway there, but this bad-boy has 100+ written all over it.

[Rooster]

I don't trust anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't die.

[KCrockaholic]

No. That's BJ time.

same for me

[Hammock Parties]

You gotta earn your red wings.

I mean, I heard that.

[luv]

As a female, and I'm hoping I'm normal, the hormones really kick in at the start and tail end of having a period (especially the tail end). Heavy flow time makes me feel miserable, so there's no way I'd be in the mood.

[Mecca]

One scary thing a friend of mine told me was her friend got it pitb and she had been drinking and apparently her bf mustve hit it real hard and hit somethin, cause she shit all over his dick and was bleeding and had to go to the hospital

Thats scary

Your buddy doesn't know what he's doing and he's lucky she was drunk because that's the kind of thing that would get you hit in the balls.

[Sure-Oz]

Your buddy doesn't know what he's doing and he's lucky she was drunk because that's the kind of thing that would get you hit in the balls.

Or shit on the balls...

I dont know the details of the story but i cant imagine wtf he did

[Mecca]

As a female, and I'm hoping I'm normal, the hormones really kick in at the start and tail end of having a period (especially the tail end). Heavy flow time makes me feel miserable, so there's no way I'd be in the mood.

Well some women are never in the mood...

[Mecca]

Or shit on the balls...

I dont know the details of the story but i cant imagine wtf he did

He probably made the typical mistake that makes women hate anal sex, the simple fact that guys have no idea what they're doing...

If you don't use lube or just ram it in there like it's a vagina it's gonna really hurt the chick, she's gonna tell you to stop, and then she's gonna have a bad view of it.

[Fish]

I met my roommate in the hallway one morning before school. He looked like he'd been in a jelly donut eating contest the night before and fallen asleep. When I asked him what the hell happened and what was on his face, he nearly threw up in the hall.....

She never told him.....

[QuikSsurfer]

If you don't use lube or just ram it in there like it's a vagina it's gonna really hurt the chick

Is this not common sense?

[Mecca]

Is this not common sense?

I should have you talk to some of my female friends, there are tons of guys that do that and honestly have no idea what they are doing...they treat it just like it's regular sex..

I still believe that's why most women say they don't do anal, they had a bad experience with some stupid guy.

[MOhillbilly]

You gotta earn your red wings.

I mean, I heard that.

if you can chug wild turkey, you can get your redwings.
hardcore.

[luv]

Well some women are never in the mood...

Must really suck to be them.

[Mecca]

Must really suck to be them.

I know a woman whos ex husband was like that, imagine that a guy not in the mood.

[Hammock Parties]

I think I'd do it. It'd be kind of like getting tribal paint on your ding dong. Very animalistic. Feed her steak after climax.

[Skip Towne]

BJ time defnitely.

[RJ]

I've only done that once. Needless to say there was plenty of alcohol involved. It was also a first date. I guess she really liked me. Oddly, that relationship didn't last long.


Correction. I mis-read the starter, I thought the question concerned butt secks.

[Sure-Oz]

Correction. I mis-read the starter, I thought the question concerned butt secks.

Its pretty much transitioned into that now

[Pablo]

Correction. I mis-read the starter, I thought the question concerned butt secks.Buttsecks on the first date, huh?

She must have liked you quite a bit, and have been hammered out of her head.

[Sure-Oz]

Buttsecks on the first date, huh?

She must have liked you quite a bit, and been a freak.

FYP

[Mecca]

Correction. I mis-read the starter, I thought the question concerned butt secks.

She did that on the first date.......that's extremely whore behavior.

[Bowser]

Just put down a towel. I had an ex who got crazy horny during her period. The vag feels 10X hotter, for sure.

[Mecca]

Buttsecks on the first date, huh?

She must have liked you quite a bit, and have been hammered out of her head.

Or she was a STD ridden whore.......or he paid her!

[Pablo]

Or she was a STD ridden whore.......or he paid her!Both are possibilities.

I've had to wait at least a couple months for buttsecks with both of the girls that have let me.

[RJ]

Buttsecks on the first date, huh?

She must have liked you quite a bit, and have been hammered out of her head.



Perhaps. I was certainly hammered out of mine. It was a long time ago, I'd recently relocated and hadn't had any for a while so it seemed like a good idea at that moment. Kind of a funny memory in that "holy shit, I can't believe I did that" sort of way. I have a lot of those. Fortunately, I haven't created new ones in many years.

[blueballs]

I've had chicks beg me to do this with them. I have gone thru with it before in the past.

Just make sure to NOT do it on white sheets.


when you finaly gave in when the pregnant girl begged you
and for fun you busted the ketchup package on your dick after you pulled out
then shoved it in her face to suck -that was hilarious

[Simply Red]

ROFLROFL

Worse than pulling your cock out with a lil brown on it? I'd say not.

what would be brown in her Virginia?

[crazycoffey]

Well some women are never in the mood...


You've met my ex wives?

[crazycoffey]

Yeah. Eat her out too.


The string on the tampon isn't just for her to pull it out, it's for you to floss with when you're done earning those red wings....

[BucEyedPea]

Just put down a towel. I had an ex who got crazy horny during her period. The vag feels 10X hotter, for sure.

Blood is usually warm.:p

[Braincase]

Well some women are never in the mood...

Aha! See, that's where having a smaller than average penis comes in quite handy. Hell, my wife doesn't even wake up half the time. Then there's Mecca, pulling up in the swingin' meat truck wondering why there's scraping noises when he pull's his Mack into the utility shed.

Those are SCREAMS.

[Donger]

As a female, and I'm hoping I'm normal, the hormones really kick in at the start and tail end of having a period (especially the tail end). Heavy flow time makes me feel miserable, so there's no way I'd be in the mood.

My wife is the same way. Unfortunately, I become very "affable" when she is menstruating. I'm convinced that she's a pheromone factory during that time.

Thankfully, she knows what happens if I don't "get my medicine."

[QuikSsurfer]

what would be brown in her Virginia?

There has been a lot of anal sex talk in this thread :hmmm:

[RibKing67]

I have no problem with it but my current wife will not have it.

[CrazyPhuD]

Yes, but that's because I dated a MUron for a time and their vagina's bleed all the time. :)

[Braincase]

Yes, but that's because I dated a MUron for a time and their vagina's bleed all the time. :)

Next time, date one of the women.

[Lonewolf Ed]

Or any color sheets for that matter. Blood will soak and stain damn near any f*cking thing.

Just do it in the shower.

It's no fun slipping and your knee slams into the corner of the shower stall. Takes the starch right out of the sails...

[CoMoChief]

I have to have a condom on and whenever I do it I don't look at my dick for about 4 hours after that because I'm scared.

[Lonewolf Ed]

what would be brown in her Virginia?

A Snickers?

[booger]

[QUOTE=CrazyCoffey;4851065]The string on the tampon isn't just for her to pull it out, it's for you to floss with when you're done earning those red wings....[/QUOTE

if her or aunt flo get too bitchy the string can be lit to ignite the cherry bomb as well.

[booger]

It's no fun slipping and your knee slams into the corner of the shower stall. Takes the starch right out of the sails...

just use the garage and clean up with the garden hose or oil dry.

[booger]

Well?

why the hell not? at least you can blow in her.

[Frazod]

Did it ONCE. ONCE. Only ONCE.

:Lin:

Nasty.

[teedubya]

I have no problem with it but my current wife will not have it.

planning on upgrade ver2.0 soon, eh?

[booger]

kinda like a bloody mary and the bartender leaves her string in it huh fraz?

[Frazod]

kinda like a bloody mary and the bartender leaves her string in it huh fraz?

:doh!:Ugh

[StcChief]

what would be brown in her Virginia?old dried blood, it does turn brown.

just thought I'd help before you dive in with a minor's cap

[Simply Red]

old dried blood, it does turn brown.

just thought I'd help before you dive in with a minor's cap

:shake:

[Skip Towne]

This thread is disgusting.

[SBK]

I read this thread because my wife and I have wondered if people are actually sick enough to do this. Apparently some are. Sick.

[Nightfyre]

Poor Mr. Fax

[CoMoChief]

I met my roommate in the hallway one morning before school. He looked like he'd been in a jelly donut eating contest the night before and fallen asleep. When I asked him what the hell happened and what was on his face, he nearly threw up in the hall.....

She never told him.....

OMG I would have slapped the shit out of her and thrown her ass out naked on the front lawn.

[Boon]

Uncle Red and Aunt Flo are stopping by again this week.

[booger]

aunt flo is a mean ol bird

[chasedude]

A buddy of mine told me a story about banging a chic on the rag. He said he pulled out and saw a little piece, what looked like to him, of stewed tomatos. He said he flicked it off and went back to screwing her. He says to this day, since that incident, he will not eat tomatoes.

[StcChief]

A buddy of mine told me a story about banging a chic on the rag. He said he pulled out and saw a little piece, what looked like to him, of stewed tomatos. He said he flicked it off and went back to screwing her. He says to this day, since that incident, he will not eat tomatoes.

In the dorm showers against the wall. gives it the "Psycho" feel going down the drain.

[Nzoner]

I've been talked into it a time or two.

lol same here

[sedated]

Just put down a towel.

unfortunately I put down a green hand towel.

a few more months and I'll have a new set of christmas place-mats.

[luv]

unfortunately I put down a green hand towel.

a few more months and I'll have a new set of christmas place-mats.

That is sooo wrong.

"Hey dude, nice place mats. Did you dye these yourself?"
"No, I had a little help."

[sedated]

"Hey dude, nice place mats. Did you dye these yourself?"
"No, I had a little help."

...from my fetus friends

[alanm]

There's an old Texas saying that I've adhered to involving this conversation if the situation arises.
"I'll wade in the Red River any day, Just won't drink from it"

[Easy Money]

This is the most disgusting, vile, apprehensible, foul, disturbing thread I've ever seen.

Yeah, I've done it.

[teedubya]

NO.


http://www.dreamsafe.com.au/images/mattress02.jpg

[Boon]

Oh my God!! Is this from a crime scene?

[PhillyChiefFan]

yes, shower is great for times such as these.

[Fairplay]

This girl i knows told me that she is on the rag 11-12 days out of the month.

Why would you tell a guy that for?

[StcChief]

This girl i knows told me that she is on the rag 11-12 days out of the month.

Why would you tell a guy that for?
and probably bad mood (PMS) the week before so that's 18-19 days....

[Fairplay]

and probably bad mood (PMS) the week before so that's 18-19 days....

She's always bitching and acting like she has this pain or that.

She is only 21 you'd think she was 70 years old as many aches and pains she claims to have. (i think she has a need for vicodin actually)

To me she on the rag 24/7

[whoaskew]

what would be brown in her Virginia?

My sausage, Mr. Harry Longfellow, what else?

[StcChief]

She's always bitching and acting like she has this pain or that.

She is only 21 you'd think she was 70 years old as many aches and pains she claims to have. (i think she has a need for vicodin actually)

To me she on the rag 24/7it better be the best stuff ever to put up with that BS

[manchambo]

Buttsecks on the first date, huh?

She must have liked you quite a bit, and have been hammered out of her head.

That, or "she" was a tranny. He did say there was a lot of alcohol involved.

[Simply Red]

Hehe... There are plenty of young, petite women out there that enjoy anal sex. No persuasion necessary.


PIIHBFTFW!

[NewChief]

I completely did when I was young (high school) and horny 24/7. The wife and I don't get down like that, though.

[Pants]

I don't like the coppery smell. Shit is disgusting, especially the little red flakes of whateverthefuckitis getting stuck to your wang. Ugh.

[luv]

I don't like the coppery smell. Shit is disgusting, especially the little red flakes of whateverthe****itis getting stuck to your wang. Ugh.

Red flakes? Possibly small blood clots?

[Simply Red]

I don't like the coppery smell. Shit is disgusting, especially the little red flakes of whateverthe****itis getting stuck to your wang. Ugh.

i did it once, though there was only slight bleeding, it burned my pee hole.

[MOhillbilly]

I don't like the coppery smell. Shit is disgusting, especially the little red flakes of whateverthe****itis getting stuck to your wang. Ugh.

Its iron...the smell.

[MOhillbilly]

i did it once, though there was only slight bleeding, it burned my pee hole.

dont stick pins & needles up it before hand nexttime....fruit.:rolleyes:

[Bane]

No I don't.

[seclark]

dont stick pins & needles up it before hand nexttime....fruit.:rolleyes:

damnROFL

[bevischief]

I don't like the coppery smell. Shit is disgusting, especially the little red flakes of whateverthe****itis getting stuck to your wang. Ugh.

ROFL

[CHENZ A!]

Twice ever. The bleeding wasn't THAT bad. Still isn't my favorite thing to do by any means. I'd rather they just say they want to but can't bc they're on their period then blow me or beat me off on their stomach/boobs/face.
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[Delano]

I don't like the coppery smell. Shit is disgusting, especially the little red flakes of whateverthefuckitis getting stuck to your wang. Ugh.

Blood-dyed fromunda.

[MOhillbilly]

Twice ever. The bleeding wasn't THAT bad. Still isn't my favorite thing to do by any means. I'd rather they just say they want to but can't bc they're on their period then blow me or beat me off on their stomach/boobs/face.
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Get it worked up in the rag hole and finish in her mouth.

[Pants]

Blood-dyed fromunda.

Dude... JFC. I just ate a banana which I think I'm about to throw up.

:Lin:

[CoMoChief]

Depends on how bad I want it. Usually I don't. And as a matter of fact, I don't think I've ever been sober while having sex while she's on the rag.

[CHENZ A!]

Get it worked up in the rag hole and finish in her mouth.

LMAO the rag hole
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[PhillyChiefFan]

Ah just lay a towel down.

[gblowfish]

This thread pretty much defines "TMI."

[chasedude]

Did once, eating stewed tomatoes still reminds me of it.

[QuikSsurfer]

hahaha fuck.. that rainbow kisses thing....

[boogblaster]

Bloody-hole leaves peewee a dirt-ring ....

[bowener]

Rainbow kisses as well?

I thought it was called, "getting your wings." Obviously those wings are red.

[Pants]

I thought it was called, "getting your wings." Obviously those wings are red.

I thought getting your red wings was just having bloody sex, which is disgusting enough.

I can't imagine anybody eating a bleeding vagina.

I guess, I don't have my red wings and never will.

[boogblaster]

yea red-wings require down on that seepin' hole ..

[LaChapelle]

You just try to shove the rag up in her with your johnson
why does this not make the sex offender lists

[HoneyBadger]

This is why there is masturbation.....

[HoneyBadger]

But doing it with a girl on the rag takes me back to when I would bang out virgins....

[NewChief]

Ah just lay a towel down.

Man. That reminds me of driving my old 1986 Honda Prelude with cloth seats. The passenger seat of that thing was ****ing disgusting. Pretty much 95% of my sex in high school took place in the passenger seat of that car, and I had steady girlfriends who I was sexually active with throughout high school. From pulling out and splooging all over the seat to ragged out blood sex (we'd usually put a towel down, which is why that post made me think of it)... you name it... it was on that seat. I can't believe that I actually let people sit in that thing.

[scho63]

I was around 16 or 17 years old and had sex with a girl and her Aunt Flo. After I was done, I put my clothes back on and went home and to bed. I had tossed my clothes in the hamper and the next day my Mom was doing the laundry and washed my white undies. Needless to say she was not happy seeing her son with a bloody mess in the crotch of his undies. When my Dad got home we had a "talk" and even though he was trying to teach me a lesson or explain why I shouldn't be so flippant, he was grinning with pride that his son was a real horndog. From that day forward I did my own laundry.
:evil:

[Jilly]

I get all self conscious about it.... I'll eventually do it cuz hormonally speaking, I can't help myself

[DumbHillbillies]

Not since my early 20s, I don't get that horny anymore.

[NewChief]

Not since my early 20s, I don't get that horny anymore.

This. I haven't read the thread yet, but is this a common theme in it?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I used to when I was like 20. Now, hell no.

[notorious]

Some people like a little ketchup on their salad.

[vailpass]

Hell yes I have vaginal sex while my wife is on the rag. Its one of the best things about having a mistress.

[DumbHillbillies]

This. I haven't read the thread yet, but is this a common theme in it?

I hope so.

[OleMissCub]

sure, just have her lay on a towel.

[KCrockaholic]

sure, just have her lay on a towel.

We've seen your wife.... :D


Just playin man.

[MadMax]

c'mon you can't tell me nobody here has their red wings. You sick bastards are tooo obsessed with poop.

[OleMissCub]

Just playin man.

no you're not, lol

[MoreLemonPledge]

No. I take care of her, though.

http://asuartmuseum.wordpress.com/files/2009/10/dsc_0295.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

I have vaginal sex at will

[salame]

http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/unc/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/2514179.jpeg

he does

[Psyko Tek]

alcohol will be a factor

[Pushead2]

yes,....:hump: