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TinyEvel
07-28-2008, 10:13 PM
That's right!
My flight to SFO is delayed (a pretty common occurrence for this leg) so I thought I'd correspond from the T-Mobile HotSpot...

no sign of Dorsey or LJ yet. But the Chicken quesadilla is edible. The tap has run dry of both Stella and Sam Adams, so it's a glass of Bass for me and some greasy chips I had to pay 3.59 for. --- free at any Mexican place :cuss:

I've got hungry business guy to my right (Rockports, DOckers, cel phone clipped to the waist) scarfing fajitas like they're boarding his flight already, and there's a drunk Raidahs fan across the bar telling a joke WAY too loud (just repeated the punch line for the FIFTH time, laughing at himself) I think he is going to miss his flight and spend his night at the NUDE NUDES! atm machine.

Otherwise, a quiet Chiefs training camp out here at the LAX Chili's.

TinyEvel
07-28-2008, 10:16 PM
OMG!!! Dude in a hawaiian shirt who JUST GOT BACK FROM HAWAII is giving tips to another dude in a Hawaiian shirt who is about to leave for Hawaii.

teedubya
07-28-2008, 10:21 PM
Sounds like a commercial... the Hawaiian dudes wing man.

TinyEvel
07-28-2008, 10:27 PM
Butterface lady just sat at the corner of the bar.

TinyEvel
07-28-2008, 10:29 PM
Hot (eastern) European gal sitting by herself in a booth for two...

Hammock Parties
07-28-2008, 10:30 PM
Butterface lady just sat at the corner of the bar.

I'd hit it.

dorseybowe
07-28-2008, 10:33 PM
I'd hit it.

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/nintendo-is-always-number-one.jpg

cdcox
07-28-2008, 10:33 PM
Best training camp reports EVAH.

KcMizzou
07-28-2008, 10:37 PM
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TinyEvel
07-28-2008, 10:38 PM
"matching luggage couple in their 50's" just came in, hubby ordered TWO double Jack and Cokes and drank them like he just got out of a dessert and they were icewater. She had...an ice water.

"just had an eyelid lift" woman came in and ordered a wine. Kinda looks familiar, but eyelids can be deceiving.

A guy who looks like he maybe played college football just sat down with a HOTTIE! no pics no cam. Tho, I have a laptop eyecam. I might be a little obvious rotating my computer towards them. Especially since their image would be on the screen

Reerun_KC
07-28-2008, 10:38 PM
In!

Just had to be in, This thread has potential!

Reerun_KC
07-28-2008, 10:39 PM
"matching luggage couple in their 50's" just came in, hubby ordered TWO double Jack and Cokes and drank them like he just got out of a dessert and they were icewater. She had...an ice water.

"just had an eyelid lift" woman came in and ordered a wine. Kinda looks familiar, but eyelids can be deceiving.

A guy who looks like he maybe played college football just sat down with a HOTTIE! no pics no cam. Tho, I have a laptop eyecam. I might be a little obvious rotating my computer towards them. Especially since their image would be on the screen


LOL, I am sure they wouldnt mind Tiny, Just tell them it is for research.

TinyEvel
07-28-2008, 10:41 PM
hmmmf!

dorseybowe
07-28-2008, 10:41 PM
http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Mulletloser.jpg"

KcMizzou
07-28-2008, 10:42 PM
Blue man!

Are you a nevernude, Tiny?!

Reerun_KC
07-28-2008, 10:44 PM
Damn Tiny, you just scared the dog...

ROFL, Kidding!

TinyEvel
07-28-2008, 10:45 PM
Blue man!

Are you a nevernude, Tiny?!

LOL what's a nevernude?

Thig Lyfe
07-28-2008, 11:33 PM
LOL what's a nevernude?

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TinyEvel
07-29-2008, 01:50 AM
wow. THe only hting I can say is...PORTIA DE ROSSEY WHAT A WASTE OF A HOT CHICK!!!!


SOOOOPER HOT and A CARPET MUNCHER??!!! :cuss:


yikes.

Oh, bytheway. Good pull. Arrested Development is teh good show.

DaneMcCloud
07-29-2008, 02:01 AM
Still at LAX?

Better hurry.

Mitchell Brothers in SF closes at 3pm.

But, there are several other places that stay open past 3 :evil:



Yeah. You know me.

No explanation necessary.

TinyEvel
07-29-2008, 02:14 AM
WTF? I am in the SUHWEEEEEEET SFO Mariott right now.

Just watched a couple of shaved-head accented lowlifes bag a 40-something chick sales rep or some crap like that in the bar. Pathetic! I think they're gonna tag team her.

Not like I'm jealous, just kinda sad....typical airport hotel bar stuff.

DaneMcCloud
07-29-2008, 02:18 AM
WTF? I am in the SUHWEEEEEEET SFO Mariott right now.

Just watched a couple of shaved-head accented lowlifes bag a 40-something chick sales rep or some crap like that in the bar. Pathetic! I think they're gonna tag team her.

Not like I'm jealous, just kinda sad....typical airport hotel bar stuff.

Glad to hear you're safe in SF.

Now kick some freakin' Marty Schottenheimer circa 1993-type ass tomorrow.

:rockon:

ChiefsFire
07-29-2008, 08:56 AM
Glad to hear you're safe in SF.

Now kick some freakin' Marty Schottenheimer circa 1993-type ass tomorrow.

:rockon:

I have no clue what that means.

Hammock Parties
07-29-2008, 08:58 AM
WTF? I am in the SUHWEEEEEEET SFO Mariott right now.

Just watched a couple of shaved-head accented lowlifes bag a 40-something chick sales rep or some crap like that in the bar. Pathetic! I think they're gonna tag team her.

Not like I'm jealous, just kinda sad....typical airport hotel bar stuff.

What was their angle? I love MILFs.