I left this girl a couple messages, why hasn't she called me back?

[Mr. Plow]

Seriously.....I'm putting myself out there - what's the problem?

http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/

[Dartgod]

Ree to the Pee OH ESS TEE

[88TG88]

It sounds like it's her privilege to date you. She sounds like the luckiest woman on earth.

btw nice accent

[Mr. Plow]

Ree to the Pee OH ESS TEE

I figured.....probably several months ago.....but....well......uhhh.....deal with it.

[FAX]

Gimme an R!!

FAX

[Mr. Plow]

Gimme an R!!

FAX


Stop it.

[FAX]

Gimme it!!!

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Gimme an R!!

FAX

R!!

Dinny

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Gimme it!!!

FAX

it!!

Dinny

[FAX]

Gimme an E!!!!

FAX

[Donger]

That chap has panache. And he's writing a movie script.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Gimme an E!!!!

FAX

E!!!!

Dinny

[Donger]

E!

[FAX]

Gimme a G!!!

FAX

[Donger]

Gimmie a T!

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Gimme a G!!!

FAX

G!!!

Dinny

[Dartgod]

I figured.....probably several months ago.....but....well......uhhh.....deal with it.
Just giving you crap...it's all good.

In fact, I listened to the whole thing again. If this isn't fake, he's the biggest douchebag imaginable.

[Demonpenz]

JAZZ HANDS!

[Mr. Plow]

Gimme a G!!!

FAX


Don't make me come over there.....

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Gimmie a T!

T!

Dinny

[FAX]

What's that spell??!!!???

FAX

[FAX]

Put back Mr. Donger's T!!!!

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

What's that spell??!!!???

FAX

Was I supposed to keep track of something?

Dinny

[siberian khatru]

http://www.kelwick.karoo.net/Images/Classic%20Pics/Die%20Hard%2003.jpg

Welcome to the party, pal!

[Donger]

Gimmie an X!

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Put back Mr. Donger's T!!!!

FAX

Here's your T back, Donger.

Dinny

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Gimmie an X!

X!

Dinny

[FAX]

Replace Mr. Donger's X With An O And Gimme That!!!!

FAX

[Donger]

O!!!

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Replace Mr. Donger's X With An O And Gimme That!!!!

FAX

Here's your X back, Donger.

Here's an O, Donger.

That!!!!

Dinny

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

What's going on?

Dinny

[Tribal Warfare]

He must have a bike on steroids

[siberian khatru]

What's going on?

Dinny

Either they're playing tic tac toe, or they're exchanging hugs and kisses.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Time out, Fax.

I gotta go get a beer.

Dinny

[FAX]

Okay. Here's what I think I've got so far. An R, an E, a G, an O maybe, and one of Mr. Donger's leftover Xs. Now what does that friggin' spell?

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Ahhhhh.

Shiner Bock.

Okay, now I'm ready.

Dinny

[FAX]

It's got to spell something.

FAX

[Donger]

Okay. Here's what I think I've got so far. An R, an E, a G, an O maybe, and one of Mr. Donger's leftover Xs. Now what does that friggin' spell?

FAX

REGOX! REGOX!!!

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Okay. Here's what I think I've got so far. An R, an E, a G, an O maybe, and one of Mr. Donger's leftover Xs. Now what does that friggin' spell?

FAX

OXERG?

Dinny

[Dartgod]

I think FAX just spelled.....R-E-G-T-<s>X</s>-O?

EDIT: You guys left out the "T"

Put back Mr. Donger's T!!!!

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra.....

Dinny

[Gonzo]

ROFL

[Gonzo]

OXREG? REXOG? OXGER?

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I lost 255 casino bucks last night betting against the Cubs.

Sabathia always pitches well against Chicago teams.

Dinny

[Gonzo]

I lost 255 casino bucks last night betting against the Cubs.

Sabathia always pitches well against Chicago teams.

Dinny

Is OXGER some sort of nickname for the Cubs Dinny? I'm still trying to figure this out.

[FAX]

OGRE-X ... We may be in luck, gentlemen. I think this may get rid of ugly green forest monsters.

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Is OXGER some sort of nickname for the Cubs Dinny? I'm still trying to figure this out.

You think you got problems?

I fart when I pee, and I don't know why.

Dinny

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Stevie Ray would help this bash.

Dinny

[FAX]

If he can spell and/or shout out letters, he's welcome to try.

FAX

[Gonzo]

Gimme a Z!!!!!

[FAX]

You'll have to pry this Z out of my cold, dead hands.

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Gimme a Z!!!!!

That doesn't make any sense.

Dinny

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Somebody loan me a vowel.

Dinny

[FAX]

Is he asking for all the letters at once? Whatever happened to sportsmanship and fair friggin' play?

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Is he asking for all the letters at once? Whatever happened to sportsmanship and fair friggin' play?

FAX

He who?

Dinny

[FAX]

What really saturates my loris, is the fact that I was going to spell something really, really good until Mr. Donger comes in and bolluxes (sp?) everything to hell and gone.

You honestly can't have two people doing the gimme letter thing at the same time.

FAX

[FAX]

He who?

Dinny

Mr. Gonzo. "Gimme A Z?"

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Mr. Gonzo. "Gimme A Z?"

FAX

O, I C.

I don't know, Fax. I just haven't been the same since I kicked my nasty music habit.

Dinny

[QuikSsurfer]

What the hell is going on in here?

[FAX]

O, I C.

I don't know, Fax. I just haven't been the same since I kicked my nasty music habit.

Dinny

You're joking, right? You haven't given up music.

FAX

[FAX]

What the hell is going on in here?

It's going to cost you an S to find out.

FAX

[Donger]

What really saturates my loris, is the fact that I was going to spell something really, really good until Mr. Donger comes in and bolluxes (sp?) everything to hell and gone.

You honestly can't have two people doing the gimme letter thing at the same time.

FAX

"bollocked"

[QuikSsurfer]

It's going to cost you an S to find out.

FAX

**** that Sh*t

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

You're joking, right? You haven't given up music.

FAX

Nope, cold turkey.

There's no known patch. Cold sweats, the shakes, puking, can't sleep. Haven't slung a stick in over a month. Play my guitars at home when nobody can hear me once in a while.

Hell, I'm considering getting married again.

Dinny

[FAX]

Wow. That's terrible news on many levels, Mr. Dinny Blues. Good luck, I guess.

Have you found a potential wife yet?

FAX

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Have you found a potential wife yet?

FAX

I sure as hell hope not.

Then I'd really be in bad shape.

Dinny

[crazycoffey]

I sure as hell hope not.

Then I'd really be in bad shape.

Dinny


only if you had to pee during the honeymoon?

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

I don't think there will actually be a wedding. The marriage thing is just a nasty side affect of music withdrawals.

Been a tough month, I may have to quit quitting.

Dazed and confused.

This thread, however, shows some potential.

Dinny

[Buzz]

What the hell is going on in here?


I think a man died with a letter in his hand...

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

This thread has lost its burst.

Dinny

[Hydrae]

Gimme an E!!!!

FAX

Will a tiny one work? :)

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar6251_77.gif

["Bob" Dobbs]

OXREG? REXOG? OXGER?I think the problem is someone's had an unexpected vowel movement.

[Hammock Parties]

I usually just stare at girls until they see me looking at them like a perv. If they want some C-Dub they'll come running.

[FAX]

I don't think there will actually be a wedding. The marriage thing is just a nasty side affect of music withdrawals.

Been a tough month, I may have to quit quitting.

Dazed and confused.

This thread, however, shows some potential.

Dinny

I had to take a break from the wild world of computing to make a fresh peach pie, Mr. Dinny Blues. I know you're interested, so here's how I did it ... I took the syrup from 1 regular can of yellow, cling peaches, some sugar, a little flour, salt, mere touch of nutmeg, and about three drops of vanilla extract. I jammed all this together over a medium heat until the stuff thickened. Then I took 8 peaches (fresh and ripe from the local farmer's market), and sliced them and threw them in along with a little fresh lemon juice and a couple tablespoons of fresh, creamery butter. That's the inside of the pie. The crust is a couple cups of flour, a teaspoon or so of salt, about 2/3 cup Crisco (the goat herder's friend), and some ice cold water. Slammed some crust on the bottom of the pie, filled 'er up with the peach stuff, slammed some crust on the top of the pie, and ovenated the result at 400 degrees for about 50 minutes. My brand new fresh peach pie is now cooling on the kitchen counter. I just wish I had some homemade vanilla icecream to go with it.

Now, on to other matters. You must reengage the music business immediately. I just took a week off to cut some new material (4 new songs) with a guitarist from Colorado Springs and had an absolute blast. I can tell you that you will regret leaving music behind for the rest of your natural life if you attempt to do so.

FAX OF THE PIE

[markk]

sadly there are guys who think this approach works.

[Bugeater]

I had to take a break from the wild world of computing to make a fresh peach pie, Mr. Dinny Blues. I know you're interested, so here's how I did it ... I took the syrup from 1 regular can of yellow, cling peaches, some sugar, a little flour, salt, mere touch of nutmeg, and about three drops of vanilla extract. I jammed all this together over a medium heat until the stuff thickened. Then I took 8 peaches (fresh and ripe from the local farmer's market), and sliced them and threw them in along with a little fresh lemon juice and a couple tablespoons of fresh, creamery butter. That's the inside of the pie. The crust is a couple cups of flour, a teaspoon or so of salt, about 2/3 cup Crisco (the goat herder's friend), and some ice cold water. Slammed some crust on the bottom of the pie, filled 'er up with the peach stuff, slammed some crust on the top of the pie, and ovenated the result at 400 degrees for about 50 minutes. My brand new fresh peach pie is now cooling on the kitchen counter. I just wish I had some homemade vanilla icecream to go with it.

Now, on to other matters. You must reengage the music business immediately. I just took a week off to cut some new material (4 new songs) with a guitarist from Colorado Springs and had an absolute blast. I can tell you that you will regret leaving music behind for the rest of your natural life if you attempt to do so.

FAX OF THE PIE
I hope you used a metal shoehorn to scoop the butter out and not a plastic one.

[FAX]

I hope you used a metal shoehorn to scoop the butter out and not a plastic one.

You confuse and frighten me.

FAX

[Mizzou_8541]

Dude, you should stop playing games. After all, you are one of the only guys in the city who has nothing wrong with you.

[Mr. Plow]

You confuse and frighten me.

FAX


This whole thread confuses and frightens me....and I started it.

[Rausch]

Hell, I'm considering getting married again.

Dinny

Really?

Here, just give all your money away, be sure to sit on your nuts every time you have to drop a deuce, and record women bitc#!ng to play back every waking moment of your day.

It will save you the wedding/honeymoon costs and perhaps even some sanity.

Now get your azz down to the lake and make some sounds us drunks like...:)