--So I met a niner on Tuesday.

[Simply Red]

Yep, last call w/ a pal, two men softball teams, super-hot bartender and nothing,


UNTIL....




A guy and two incredibly hot chicks walk in,

-blonde
-ten body
-ten clothing
-strong nine face
-if you saw pictures you'd shake my hand.



Date Friday,

She lives out of state though and leaving Sunday,

incredibly fast connection, she's 34 and well shaped, dressed and again, Dak would be proud of me. I'm fairly certain Dak does okay,

Superb chemistry. I love girls. I'm just excited...

TIA for listening to this... ;)

[SBK]

This thread is worthless.

[CosmicPal]

Last call?

Hmmm, you're absolutely sure you didn't have beer goggles on?

:D

[Thig Lyfe]

I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.

[Simply Red]

I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.


Jesus, you're still harsh, no, I apologize, it's been awhile. I guess I'm looking forward to it and wanted to share it with web buds.

[Simply Red]

Last call?

Hmmm, you're absolutely sure you didn't have beer goggles on?

:D

I promise, no, no goggling. I've never went out w/ hotter. I've went out w/ one JUST AS HOT.

[Simply Red]

This thread is worthless.

shh, you live by me.

[SBK]

shh, you live by me.

Without pics.....

Now I'm married so of course take this with a grain of salt, but where I live there are very surgically enhanced chicks, and black lesbians. Lots of em, seems to be the only types of women around here. :)

[CrazyPhuD]

Just make sure her shoulders aren't wider than her hips.

[Rain Man]

So I don't understand. Was it Alex Smith who walked in with the two women? Did you steal Alex Smith's girlfriend?

[Shag]

Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

[StcChief]

she's probably a skank, I can pull better /Midnite_cowboy

[Skip Towne]

That Midnight dude will steal her from you.

[kepp]

She lives out of state though and leaving Sunday

Does she live in Atlanta? GAME OVAH! hahahahahahaha /midnight

[Rausch]

I thought this was going to be about a San Fransisco 49er.

Which, to be honest, would probably be more interesting.

Anyway, good luck, and I hope you have a bike.

I got into a long phone argument with the secretary for a retired 49'er once. It's a much better story...

[blueballs]

looking for a name change on Monday
Simply Spent

[DaKCMan AP]

pending pics...

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r54/maytagman-ccf/Funny%20Forum%20Images/very_nice1.jpg

[Rausch]

looking for a name change on Monday
Simply Spent

Simply Syphilitic?...

[Buehler445]

Make it happen stud! Congrats hopefully you can work something out with her. Posted via Mobile Device

[Redrum_69]

Chicks dig guys who pick them up at Last Call

[HypnotizedMonkey]

you should've taken her home on your bike!

[Rausch]

Chicks dig guys who pick them up at Last Call

But don't push your luck after 4-6 hours...

[Simply Red]

Simply Syphilitic?...

Gee thanks. ROFL

[Redrum_69]

Wait a minute

now..simply red states that he has a date with a niner.

what does he consider a nine or a ten?

what attributes go into consideration at that level?

high maintence? personality?

and also, give us some examples of women you call a 9 or 10.

because with you being from the east...what you consider to be a 9 or 10..we from the midwest would think she may be a 5 or 6.

[DaKCMan AP]

because with you being from the east...what you consider to be a 9 or 10..we from the midwest would think she may be a 5 or 6.

ROFL

It's generally the other way around.

[Rausch]

Gee thanks. ROFL

Hey, I work have to work at it.

This bawdy doesn't come naturally...:)

[Simply Red]

I'll take some pics (at least one)

Trouble is, I'm not certain how to transfer from phone to comp. I DO have a Blackberry, but I don't have the data plan. So I don't get email benefits. Ideas?

[ChiefsFire]

I'll take some pics (at least one)

Trouble is, I'm not certain how to transfer from phone to comp. I DO have a Blackberry, but I don't have the data plan. So I don't get email benefits. Ideas?

SD card or usb cable and BB desktop manager...

[Iowanian]

I'll bet her name is really Steve, and his pickle was duct taped back to his taint.

[Simply Red]

I'll bet her name is really Steve, and his pickle was duct taped back to his taint.

Jesus Christ no!

[Chief Pote]

Good Job SR....don't screw it up by taking "Proof" pictures for us slobs. I believe you, we all believe you.

[Jilly]

Does your computer/phone have bluetooth? You can transfer them that way, i think. So where are you taking her on this "date".

[DaKCMan AP]

Does your computer/phone have bluetooth? You can transfer them that way, i think. So where are you taking her on this "date".

To a cheap motel. :D

[beach tribe]

ROFLWere you calling from a walkie talkie?

[Simply Red]

Does your computer/phone have bluetooth? You can transfer them that way, i think. So where are you taking her on this "date".

http://www.cabernetsteakhouse.com/

[Simply Red]

http://www.cabernetsteakhouse.com/

AND THEN,

[Jilly]

To a cheap motel. :D

hopefully he'll have quarters for the vibrating bed...

[Jilly]

http://www.cabernetsteakhouse.com/

that looks tasty...hope she's not a vegetarian

[DeezNutz]

If she doesn't eat meat, the no-tell motel might not be a good option either.

[Simply Red]

that looks tasty...hope she's not a vegetarian

I'd turn the car around if she was. No, actually she's too hot to do that.

heh

[Simply Red]

Okay it's on. Tomorrow night. Can someone help me transfer my pics to CP though? I'll only take one. But some guidance would be nice.

[Rooster]

I must be getting old. I read the thread title and thought you met a San Francisco 49er. :(

[Simply Red]

I must be getting old. I read the thread title and thought you met a San Francisco 49er. :(

naw, `niner` has been around a long LONG time. It's describing a nine, on a scale from 1-10.

[siberian khatru]

AND THEN,

Don't be tacky.

Take her to the Cheetah.

[Simply Red]

Don't be tacky.

Take her to the Cheetah.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

AWESOME!

No, I went to the Oasis last Sat. and had a great time.

[Simply Red]

This girl isn't hotter than the girl who's the topic of discussion.

[Simply Red]

actually comparable.

[tooge]

I only want pics if she is naked, or she has a tail. good lick (did I just freudian type that?)

[siberian khatru]

This girl isn't hotter than the girl who's the topic of discussion.

Wow, I think I'm going to go get divorced too.

[The Franchise]

This girl isn't hotter than the girl who's the topic of discussion.

Ehhhh she's a 4. Have you seen Midnight_Douchebags chicks? :D

[Skip Towne]

What does a girl that hot want with you?

[Simply Red]

What does a girl that hot want with you?

not sure, I'm guessing it was largely because I had a lot in common w/ all three of them and we clicked as a group. I did have my "A" game though.

It was just one of those nights were everything happens to happen right. :)

[Simply Red]

Wow, I think I'm going to go get divorced too.

:D right place, right time.

[Skip Towne]

You must either be rich or have a few pounds of cocaine.

[Simply Red]

You must either be rich or have a few pounds of cocaine.

Ha! neither. I didn't intend for this to be a thread to brag. But I figured you all have heard and listened to my frustrations since April, so, a little follow-up was in order. :)

[Skip Towne]

Ha! neither. I didn't intend for this to be a thread to brag. But I figured you all have heard and listened to my frustrations since April, so, a little follow-up was in order. :)

I don't mean disrespect but it is fishy when ultra hot chicks date average joes. I'd want to know why.

[Simply Red]

I don't mean disrespect but it is fishy when ultra hot chicks date average joes. I'd want to know why.

I guess commonalities played a large part. We just connected. We'll see how it goes.

[ChiefsFire]

Ha! neither. I didn't intend for this to be a thread to brag. But I figured you all have heard and listened to my frustrations since April, so, a little follow-up was in order. :)

Yea, theres no doubt you need to release the beast.

[crazycoffey]

Chicks dig guys who pick them up at Last Call


Shallow Hal needs a gal!

[Simply Red]

Yea, theres no doubt you need to release the beast.

ROFL:clap:
YEAH, I'm going to PM you when I get the photo on my Blackberry.

[vailpass]

Well done Red. Don't forget to have a couple of beers and rub one out before you pick her up.

[Simply Red]

Well done Red. Don't forget to have a couple of beers and rub one out before you pick her up.


noted.

[Scaga]

Well done Red. Don't forget to have a couple of beers and rub one out before you pick her up.


Be careful of the "hair gel".

[Simply Red]

Be careful of the "hair gel".

I use texturizing creme generally, or a simple leave-in conditioner.

[chasedude]

Sure hope you get to play "hide the salami" later!!! Good Luck!

[DaKCMan AP]

This girl isn't hotter than the girl who's the topic of discussion.

If this is accurate I am very, very impressed. Enjoy :)

[ChiefsFire]

Be careful of the "hair gel".

HA!

[Simply Red]

If this is accurate I am very, very impressed. Enjoy :)

Again, I'm going to try to get a picture of the two of us. But will need assistance on how to transfer from a Blackberry w/o the data plan or email.

[Simply Red]

Alrighty, I'm sleeping, GREAT night. Spent 275.00. Made out at the end for five minutes. Got two pics. OKAY Chiefsfire or CD or DaFace, tell me how to transfer the pics!!! Again, I don't have email or bluetooth, but I have the pics on my Blackberry.

SHE'S SO DELICIOUS!!!

[Hammock Parties]

Wouldn't it be great if Simply Red was a brilliant GoChiefs alter ego...

[Simply Red]

Wouldn't it be great if Simply Red was a brilliant GoChiefs alter ego...

ROFLOkay, alright, that was definitely funny. ROFL

[Simply Red]

wouldn't be a problem if I still had my data-plan.

[Hammock Parties]

Just upload the pictures to imageshack:

http://imageshack.us/

[sedated]

tell me how to transfer the pics!!! SHE'S SO DELICIOUS!!!

please. just do it!

[Simply Red]

Just upload the pictures to imageshack:

http://imageshack.us/

doesn't one need a hard-wire for that, you know from the phone to the computer? Christ!, my technology has become dismal since the divorce.

[Simply Red]

Solution? Anyone?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Solution? Anyone?

Does your phone have a removable micro SD card installed??

If so, and you have a card reader on your comp, do it that way.

Or you could pay the dollar it would cost you to email the picture.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Alrighty, I'm sleeping, GREAT night. Spent 275.00. Made out at the end for five minutes. Got two pics. OKAY Chiefsfire or CD or DaFace, tell me how to transfer the pics!!! Again, I don't have email or bluetooth, but I have the pics on my Blackberry.

SHE'S SO DELICIOUS!!!

275 bucks?? Goddamn that is one expensive piece of ass. You just paid 55 bucks per minute of making out.

Spitzer's woman was cheaper than that. :D

[CosmicPal]

Solution? Anyone?

If you can't download the pics, then draw her likeness in MS Paint.

:D

[Hammock Parties]

275 bucks?? Goddamn that is one expensive piece of ass. You just paid 55 bucks per minute of making out.

Spitzer's woman was cheaper than that. :D

He probably want to some ritzy restaurant.

[Simply Red]

If you can't download the pics, then draw her likeness in MS Paint.

:D

ROFL

[Simply Red]

Does your phone have a removable micro SD card installed??

If so, and you have a card reader on your comp, do it that way.

Or you could pay the dollar it would cost you to email the picture.

I can't email, I don't have the data plan.

[Simply Red]

275 bucks?? Goddamn that is one expensive piece of ass. You just paid 55 bucks per minute of making out.

Spitzer's woman was cheaper than that. :D

Yeah, It was pricey dude, but we had a quality night, I'd spent twenty before we even entered the place,

on valet.

[Simply Red]

Okay, I exagerated, It was around 245.00

[ChiefsFire]

Dude...

Option 1: Micro SD card from the berry to your pc
Option 2: MMS message (text) the pic to someone who can email us the pic
Option 3: USB cable from phone to pc...you will also need the desktop manager from blackberry transfer the pics easy.

Come on man....get ur sh@t together

[Skip Towne]

Where are the damn pics?

[HypnotizedMonkey]

something tells me this could be a .... fabrication!!!! lol

[Skip Towne]

something tells me this could be a .... fabrication!!!! lol

Maybe he isn't through with the photo shop yet.

[HypnotizedMonkey]

Maybe he isn't through with the photo shop yet.

ROFL

On a similar note, I wonder how many people are going to vulgarly edit the pic using Photoshop after he finally figures out how to post it.

[gblowfish]

Meanwhile, Midnight Douchebag's had two fours and a one.

[Hammock Parties]

That's a little unfair. He can pull a 6 pretty regularly, if not a 7. He's a hunky dude.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That's a little unfair. He can pull a 6 pretty regularly, if not a 7. He's a hunky dude.

Midnight Vulture?

Yeah, I can see how a 14 year old girl who was abandoned by her father might go for him, aside from that, I assume his sexual prowess consists of women dragged back to his lair under heavy sedation via roofies.

[sedated]

this thread is worthless without pics

[Skip Towne]

Still no pics? Now I'm getting suspicious.

[Simply Red]

Still no pics? Now I'm getting suspicious.


I will transfer tomorrow @ work! ;)

[Skip Towne]

I will transfer tomorrow @ work! ;)

Promises, promises

[Bearcat]

Did she compliment your bangs?

[Simply Red]

Did she compliment your bangs?

no.

[Simply Red]

I'll transfer the pics on Tuesday, Scott's bringing in a USB cable.

[Rausch]

ROFL

On a similar note, I wonder how many people are going to vulgarly edit the pic using Photoshop after he finally figures out how to post it.

Guilty...

[Simply Red]

Dude...

Option 1: Micro SD card from the berry to your pc
Option 2: MMS message (text) the pic to someone who can email us the pic
Option 3: USB cable from phone to pc...you will also need the desktop manager from blackberry transfer the pics easy.

Come on man....get ur sh@t together

I know, there are a few technologies I need to catch up on. Most notably; iPod.

[Chief Pote]

Man oh man.....this is not good. Proof promised and nothing.

[Simply Red]

Man oh man.....this is not good. Proof promised and nothing.

I'm working it out,

[siberian khatru]

You just know that after all this waiting and teasing, we're gonna get something like this:

http://www.chrisglass.com/photos/2001/byebyebye/BlurryPeople-pp.JPG

"OK, guys, I FINALLY got the pic transferred to the computer. Sorry it's so blurry, I guess I was kinda nervous when I took it. But trust me, she's a NINE!"

[Skip Towne]

I'll transfer the pics on Tuesday, Scott's bringing in a USB cable.

Likely story

[Skip Towne]

I can't email, I don't have the data plan.

You and Herm are the only two people in the USA without email.

[Simply Red]

I'm taking a beating on this one.:mad:

[Simply Red]

You and Herm are the only two people in the USA wthout email.

I have email, just not the package on my Blackberry.

[Simply Red]

You just know that after all this waiting and teasing, we're gonna get something like this:

http://www.chrisglass.com/photos/2001/byebyebye/BlurryPeople-pp.JPG

"OK, guys, I FINALLY got the pic transferred to the computer. Sorry it's so blurry, I guess I was kinda nervous when I took it. But trust me, she's a NINE!"

I already have the pics. I'm working on getting a USB for the transfer.

[crazycoffey]

I'm taking a beating on this one.:mad:


jealousy; it's such an ugly emotion....

[DaKCMan AP]

You and Herm are the only two people in the USA without email.

Some chick was getting upset at me last night cause I don't have a camera phone or get email on my phone. She had to send the pic to my regular email.

[DeezNutz]

I don't have an Internet. /Herm/

[Stinger]

I am going to laugh when the picture shows something like this:

"Hey check out my new date it's a 9 I tell you....."

http://www.vijayabodach.com/images/Nine3down.jpg

[Skip Towne]

I am going to laugh when the picture shows something like this:

"Hey check out my new date it's a 9 I tell you....."

http://www.vijayabodach.com/images/Nine3down.jpg

Hey, he's amphibious.

[Nzoner]

I'm rubbing one out,


:doh!:

[Jilly]

still no picture

[RibKing67]

I'll transfer the pics on Tuesday, Scott's bringing in a USB cable.

I bet the cable was not long enough.

[RJ]

SR, this may go without saying, but......Never, under any circumstances, let this woman know about this thread. Post your pic, leave it up for 24 hours, then burn the thread and scatter the ashes to the wind.

[kepp]

I bet the cable was not long enough.

"That's what she said."
http://www.mikecs.net/prodigeek/images/11757480c691_A0DE/michael_scott_office.jpg

[Simply Red]

SR, this may go without saying, but......Never, under any circumstances, let this woman know about this thread. Post your pic, leave it up for 24 hours, then burn the thread and scatter the ashes to the wind.

ok, noted.

[Simply Red]

Will the USB cable be enough? Do you really need desktop mgr. for this?

[chasedude]

Patiently waiting for pics.....

[siberian khatru]

Patiently waiting for pics.....

You might want to go to the bathroom and then grab something to eat. Maybe work on a Ph.D. or create cold fusion. It's gonna be awhile.

[Jenson71]

pics or banishment

[RJ]

You might want to go to the bathroom and then grab something to eat. Maybe work on a Ph.D. or create cold fusion. It's gonna be awhile.


Ok, I've been meaning to get around to that cold fusion thing anyway.

[Direckshun]

Pics or negs on the way.

[chasedude]

You might want to go to the bathroom and then grab something to eat. Maybe work on a Ph.D. or create cold fusion. It's gonna be awhile.

I've been on the phone with him before talking him through some of his computer issues.

From that basis I know it's going to be awhile :D

[Simply Red]

I've been on the phone with him before talking him through some of his computer issues.

From that basis I know it's going to be awhile :D

NTTAWWT

[chasedude]

NTTAWWT
:Poke: ROFL

[Goapics1]

**bump**

[blueballs]

set a fire in the wastebasket
and pull the fire alarm

[HypnotizedMonkey]

Ok I finished my Ph.D., still working on cold-fusion... I think we're almost done with the global warming issue as well. This thread is all hype... if this chick is an 8, I'm dishing out some neg rep. :)

BOOOOOO.

[siberian khatru]

Better hurry. I've been working on the 9 billion names of God, and right now I'm at 8,999,991,000.

[Skip Towne]

I think his pants are on fire

[BigRedChief]

Ok I finished my Ph.D., still working on cold-fusion... I think we're almost done with the global warming issue as well. This thread is all hype... if this chick is an 8, I'm dishing out some neg rep. :)

BOOOOOO.
You need to start work on the invisibility issue now.

[Skip Towne]

Ok I finished my Ph.D., still working on cold-fusion... I think we're almost done with the global warming issue as well. This thread is all hype... if this chick is an 8, I'm dishing out some neg rep. :)

BOOOOOO.

I'm going to have to deduct a point for the kind of company she's keeping.

[Simply Red]

I'm going to have to deduct a point for the kind of company she's keeping.

ROFL

[Jilly]

IF there is any chick at all....and that's a big IF at this point, I have a feeling we have all been duped, she'll probably be a 7 at the most.

[kepp]

IF there is any chick at all....and that's a big IF at this point, I have a feeling we have all been duped, she'll probably be a 7 at the most.

And can nineness even be verified by a camera phone pic?

[Jilly]

And can nineness even be verified by a camera phone pic?

right. All this time I've been wondering how he was gonna even score a pic with a camera phone... "Hey, no one will believe me that I can date someone as hot as you, let me take a picture of you to prove it okay?" No wonder we haven't heard about a second date yet.

[Goapics1]

are there gonna be any pics or not?

[Fairplay]

I have time travel all figured out, just working out the kinks.

[Simply Red]

Attn MF'rs:

Yeah you. I told you at the very start of this thread that I'd need a little time, Scott forgot it and I think I have a cable in my BB box at home. Patience please,

Thanks,

-SR

[Scorp]

Attn MF'rs:

Yeah you. I told you at the very start of this thread that I'd need a little time, Scott forgot it and I think I have a cable in my BB box at home. Patience please,

Thanks,

-SR

Just so we have a 10 to judge from, your chick better be damn close to this:


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/JenniferWalcott.jpg

[Fairplay]

Dear SR,

In hindsite, maybe you should have waited a few days to start this thread.

[Goapics1]

Just so we have a 10 to judge from, your chick better be damn close to this:


http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k169/rombeck/JenniferWalcott.jpg

Jennifer Walcott..........................nice.

[Simply Red]

she is.

[DeezNutz]

she is.

She's Jennifer Walcott hot? This sounds like it's going to be a train wreck...but...I'm hopeful for you.

[Scorp]

She's Jennifer Walcott hot? This sounds like it's going to be a train wreck...but...I'm hopeful for you.


My thoughts exactly......................... I almost feel sorry for the poor guy! Almost. ROFL

[Redrum_69]

Simply Red...


why not pull a mecca and post some so called self pics of some internet peeler

[RJ]

It might be quicker if you just take some Polaroids and mail each of us a copy.

[siberian khatru]

It might be quicker if you just take some Polaroids and mail each of us a copy.

At this point I think a police artist sketch might suffice.

[teedubya]

I have to call bullshit on Simply Red's 'niner'. Just sayin.

[Direckshun]

HoC-worthy

This sucker's only going to get better.

[BigCatDaddy]

I think she can now be referred to as the new "Bigfoot".

[gblowfish]

I'm suspecting beer goggles as a culprit in this delay....

[Stinger]

It might be quicker if you just take some Polaroids and mail each of us a copy.

Damnit Christian Okoye!!!!!!! :cuss:

[Chief Pote]

SR.....pleeeeeeeeeease show us some pics. We need it, we need hope, we need to know that the average guy can score some hot poontang. So for the love of God, PLEEEEEASE show us the pics!!

[Valiant]

Shit I will post one, since SR is having technical difficulties..

I messed around with her when we went to college together..

She is married with a kid now..

She is also on the cover of girls gone wild island and did some other stuff also..

[Valiant]

Sorry girls gone wild games...

[blueballs]

what a skank /midnight_vulture

[teedubya]

Shit Ill post one, too.

I messed around with her when we went to KU.

She is married with 8 kids, a couple which could be mine.

She is also on the cover of OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP magazine.

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6258/butterface3xc8lu.jpg

[blueballs]

nice camel toe
does she have a face

[teedubya]

Here is another chick that I taxed in between cruising on my bike in the A T L and going to coffee shops for laptop hunting.

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3435/hammmtq5.jpg

[Valiant]

Shit Ill post one, too.

I messed around with her when we went to KU.

She is married with 8 kids, a couple which could be mine.

She is also on the cover of OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP magazine.

http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6258/butterface3xc8lu.jpg

Thats just wrong and a horrible spoof..


What exactly do you type in to find that on the web??

[Valiant]

Thats just wrong and a horrible spoof..


What exactly do you type in to find that on the web??

nevermind..

butterface.. got it..

[Simply Red]

Does anybody know anything about uploading pictures?

[Simply Red]

Here is another chick that I taxed in between cruising on my bike in the A T L and going to coffee shops for laptop hunting.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii192/jpohlman012480/funny/butterface.jpg

:LOL::banghead::LOL::cuss:

[Valiant]

Does anybody know anything about uploading pictures?

When you reply.. there is a paperclip option next to the smile face at the top of the response window...

[Simply Red]

from phone to laptop.

Don't make me attach a picture of your mom. /RedRum_69

[Hammock Parties]

SIMPLY RED HAS GAME BUT CANNOT USE TECHNOLOGY

HE IS BIZARRO GOCHIEFS

[cdcox]

Run your phone over a scanner?

[blueballs]

are you in the picture while she throws gang signs
that means you scored

[Nightfyre]

she's 34

I fail to see how she could be a niner.

[Stinger]

SIMPLY RED HAS GAME BUT CANNOT USE TECHNOLOGY

HE IS BIZARRO GOCHIEFS


LMAO LMAO LMAO

[DeezNutz]

SIMPLY RED HAS GAME BUT CANNOT USE TECHNOLOGY

HE IS BIZARRO GOCHIEFS

:LOL:

[teedubya]

from phone to laptop.

Don't make me attach a picture of your mom. /RedRum_69

do you SERIOUSLY not have text? Text it to SNR...

[DeezNutz]

I fail to see how she could be a niner.

LMAO

That's sooooooo old.

LMAO

[Nightfyre]

LMAO

That's sooooooo old.

LMAO

I guess it depends slightly on how you value perkiness as well :)

[Valiant]

LMAO

That's sooooooo old.

LMAO

I am waiting for him to come out next and say she is 60..

[DeezNutz]

I am waiting for him to come out next and say she is 60..

I fully expect a picture of a nine-year-old. A true niner.

[Direckshun]

SR is on the verge of crashing and burning...

[DaKCMan AP]

I fail to see how she could be a niner.

Heidi Klum is 35 and she's still off the charts, IMO.

[Simply Red]

Showtime BITCHEZ!!!

[RibKing67]

I am going to get popcorn

[Stinger]

I am going to get popcorn


You might want to make a lot this could be awhile

[Simply Red]

took LONG to do that, that was the problem all day, I didn't realize that would take to download the program, three hours and 15 minutes.

[Simply Red]

You might want to make a lot this could be awhile

lololol. No I'm waiting for a room full of people you mf'rs.

[DaKCMan AP]

ok, lets go SR.. do not disappoint.

[cdcox]

You might want to make a lot this could be awhile

Probably have time to smoke a brisket. Or make a couple batches of homebrew.

[siberian khatru]

Probably have time to smoke a brisket. Or make a couple batches of homebrew.

Or actually GROW the corn you're gonna pop.

[Simply Red]

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[Skip Towne]

First you plug in the computer and turn it on.

[Simply Red]

wait

[Simply Red]

for

[siberian khatru]

"Ensign, ready the nuthooks ..."

[DaKCMan AP]

you went on a date with reche caldwell?

[cdcox]

ROFL

[teedubya]

why we got to be m'fers?

[Simply Red]

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[siberian khatru]

DUDE, THAT'S NOT YOU!

[teedubya]

Reche Caldwell IS a niner!!! no, wait... a Ram, now. Nice try.

[Simply Red]

Reche Caldwell IS a niner!!! no, wait... a Ram, now. Nice try.

AWESOME!

[DaKCMan AP]

Dude, you need to update your wardrobe!!!


but, yeah, she's hot...... for an older woman.

[RibKing67]

nice work.

[teedubya]

wow that took you a long time to photoshop, huh?



j/k


not bad. That Pear glitter lotion paid off!! who knew!?

[blueballs]

no wait one ****ing minute
the kennel said they put her to sleep

[siberian khatru]

How old did you say she was?

[Simply Red]

Dude, you need to update your wardrobe!!!


but, yeah, she's hot...... for an older woman.

BS, that's brand new line of PERRY ELLIS `city cut` bitch! I mean, sorry it's not orange.

[cdcox]

Nice.

[Simply Red]

How old did you say she was?

34

[siberian khatru]

34

She looks a little older than that in that pic. 38-40. NTTAWWT.

Nice boobage. :thumb:

[DaKCMan AP]

BS, that's brand new line of PERRY ELLIS `city cut` bitch! I mean, sorry it's not orange.

Sorry, the front pocket(s) is(are) terrible.

[88TG88]

Not bad, what did you tell her to get the pic ? Hopefuly not the truth.

[1ChiefsDan]

http://www.cabernetsteakhouse.com/
Hmmm - I have to take a trip to Alpharetta to visit one of our offices this year - looks like the company is buying steak

[Simply Red]

Sorry, the front pocket(s) is(are) terrible.

dude it's money, it's heather light blue, Whatever,

[Simply Red]

Hmmm - I have to take a trip to Alpharetta to visit one of our offices this year - looks like the company is buying steak

So, yeah, I'll be there, PM me.

[DaKCMan AP]

dude it's money, it's heather light blue, Whatever,

I'm not dogging the color and I like PE, but sorry not that style.

[Simply Red]

Not bad, what did you tell her to get the pic ? Hopefuly not the truth.

That'd be pathetic, though I'm sure there have been people who've done that, sorry to disappoint.

[cdcox]

So when is she coming back to town?

[teedubya]

yeah, those tits look great.

[Deberg_1990]

Congrats Red.

Savor that sh*t!

[RJ]

DUDE, THAT'S NOT YOU!


LMAO


You've been waiting a couple of days to use that.

[Hammock Parties]

Saggy boobs, old face.

She's not a 10. Pretty nice for an old gal, though. I'd bang her.

[Simply Red]

So when is she coming back to town?

I'm wondering that too, have only texted, and frankly; I'm going to give it a few days, I don't want to chase it too hard, I may call her on Friday back home.

[Simply Red]

LMAO


You've been waiting a couple of days to use that.

yeah, I knew he'd do that.

[RJ]

SR, that is a good looking woman. Nice job. Must have been the hair stylist.

Now get her over to your place for some apricot chicken and life will be grand. Easy on the liquid smoke.

[blueballs]

it's samantha form sex in the city
shes in the stage production

[RJ]

Saggy boobs, old face.

She's not a 10. Pretty nice for an old gal, though. I'd bang her.



Sheeee-yit.

[Simply Red]

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[Direckshun]

Guarantee you she's either insanely conservative or conservatively insane.

[Simply Red]

Guarantee you she's either insanely conservative or conservatively insane.

That's awesome, okay what'd ya mean?

[siberian khatru]

I'd like to see the bottom half, too. Did you manage any upskirts?

[HypnotizedMonkey]

I'll give it to you, she's not bad looking.. as far as numbers go, still not sure... but if she went out with you on friday when she was leaving sunday... you better have taxed that. lol

[cdcox]

conservatively insane.

Goes without saying. With a woman you count your blessings if her insanity is restrained in any manner.

[Skip Towne]

Very nice SR. I apologize for everything I was thinking about you. Old my ass.

[Simply Red]

I'd like to see the bottom half, too. Did you manage any upskirts?

no but it was nice. Everything.

[DaneMcCloud]

Nice, SR!

Those may be the whitest teeth I've come across.

[RJ]

Does she have a southern accent?

[Simply Red]

Does she have a southern accent?

nope,

[Hammock Parties]

Nice, SR!

Those may be the whitest teeth I've come across.

Figures Dane has already banged her....and she let him finish on her pearly whites.

[DeezNutz]

Great job!

[Skip Towne]

I think you said you had two pics. Could you post the other one?

[Simply Red]

thanks

[Simply Red]

I think you said you had two pics. Could you post the other one?

Yeah, I did.

[Stinger]

I think you said you had two pics. Could you post the other one?

Yeah, I did.

SKip's Viagra just kicked in



:Poke: :D

[teedubya]

Did you put it in her butt? If not, I might recommend switching to glitter APPLE lotion.

Good luck!

[Simply Red]

Did you put it in her butt? If not, I might recommend switching to glitter APPLE lotion.

Good luck!

Again, that was describing the stripper, the night we did that, this stripper had body-lotion on.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I bet she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

[Goapics1]

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:clap:Bravo SR!

BTW, you look a little psycho in this pic...........just sayin'.