Chiefs vs. Bears "Official" thread

[Hootie]

wow, f*ck Solari! That is the ABSOLUTE best offensive series we've had in two friggin' years...and it's the first series of preseason! The playcalling was SUPERB! Our rookies shined (Cottam, Franklin, Charles) and Croyle looked EXCELLENT...

Unbelievable.

Optimistic Hootie is out until I see our defense play!

Wow...

TWO YEARS of Solari...GROSS

[Direckshun]

CHAN GAILEY FOR PRESIDENT
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

NO SHIT!!!

WOO HOO

[J Diddy]

dick

sucker

[kcxiv]

lol, nice. Oline still needs a little work. Albert should help out a ton when he gets back. Croyle running boots. LJ looking like the LJ of old. nice.

[petegz28]

Whre are all the people who were screaming "vanilla" last year?

[Direckshun]

wow, f*ck Solari! That is the ABSOLUTE best offensive series we've had in two friggin' years...and it's the first series of preseason! The playcalling was SUPERB! Our rookies shined (Cottam, Franklin, Charles) and Croyle looked EXCELLENT...
Good GOD.

HOOTIE IS INSPIRING ME.

WTF IS HAPPENING HERE.

[58-4ever]

Chan Gailey once ate a 72oz steak in an hour. And He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

[blueballs]

Bears D is paid and sated

[Rausch]

"I'd say Brodie has about a 20% chance of scoring a TD tonight..."

Hey KK, shut the **** up.

[J Diddy]

omg

I don't know if anybody just saw the royals tradition commercial
it was horrible

[Sanka]

That was damn impressive!

[nychief]

well we got the kids involved, that's for sure.

[Hootie]

that was sick, guys! Holy shit...

Where were these training camp updates?

That's the best I've seen us in FOREVER.

[Pierce]

haha, seriously, that looked 10x better than anything last year

[DeezNutz]

Good coverage. Terrible kick.

[Coach]

Nice special team, especially Morgan.

[JBucc]

I want to see Charles get some runs now. On some of those cutback plays he could have been gone.

[Bugeater]

PRINT 'EM!!
**** YEAH!!

[chiefs1111]

Not to bad for first drive

[kstater]

Why did the bears pay Hester all that money if he isn't going to do the one thing he's good at?

[Hootie]

The only negative was we still couldn't get past the 20 on a kick return LMAO

[VonneMarie]

Chan Gailey once ate a 72oz steak in an hour. And He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

ROFL

[DeezNutz]

Will Chan be the most important off-season addition?

[Rausch]

But I was told Gailey was R2P2. He called the plays for the Steelers and Dolphins, he has to be boring and unimaginative. Right?...

[Molitoth]

I feel like turning on 101.1 KCTV 5 is horrible.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=188652

:)

[VonneMarie]

Where's Colquitt?

[Thig Lyfe]

My dick is so hard right now, you guys.

[Hootie]

last year, not only did we never have a drive like that, but if we were moving the ball, it seemed to be 100% luck or something Tony G or Bowe pulled out of their ass...

did we ever, one time, have a 16 play TD scoring drive last year?

Replace Herb with Albert...whoa.

And that 3rd and goal call...excellent. This is the first series in a long time I had no idea what play we were going to call.

[J Diddy]

I feel like turning on 101.1 KCTV 5 is horrible.


they are always that way in preseason

[MIAdragon]

I want to see Charles get some runs now. On some of those cutback plays he could have been gone.

+1

[chiefs1111]

Now lets hope the D gets a 3 and out

[Pierce]

Remember guys, it's preseason. Herm probably blew his wad for the entire season on that drive. I only say this because of the team I witnessed last year.

[DeezNutz]

My dick is so hard right now, you guys.

Turn the Gathright tape off. :D

[SPchief]

attack

[Dayze]

still preason and the pass blocking I hope will improve.

However, the good part about that drive was the playcalling; mis-direction; zone run; FB catch etc....not run run run punt.
Amazing when an O-Coord knows what hes's doing can do for a team

[Deberg_1990]

Kyle Orton?? Why dont the Bears ever go after a REAL QB??

[FAX]

We've been to camp and classes
We've practiced runs and passes
Weather's sublime
So now it's time
To kick some fat bears' asses!!!!

FAX

[Frazod]

God it sucks that Dorsey's not out there. :#

[58-4ever]

Kyle Orton probably has a man's name tatooed on his body somewhere.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

BTW ... Herb Taylor cursed himself by wearing 65

He is the new I-65

[chiefs1111]

to much room to run there

[007]

Damn, I had forgotten how hard it is to keep up with these game threads when things go well.

[Coach]

Thomas = Mitchell. Just whiffed right by the running back on that play.

[Pierce]

A Kawika-esque whiff there.

[J Diddy]

Damn, I had forgotten how hard it is to keep up with these game threads when things go well.

lol


watch t

[SPchief]

**** you Surtain

[58-4ever]

Nice coverage

[DaFace]

Damn, I had forgotten how hard it is to keep up with these game threads when things go well.

Shameless plug for the "refresh" button. It's pretty useful in these types of threads.

[Coach]

And "Cover Who" still lives...

[Frazod]

Nice to see Surtain still sucks balls. 4321

[Bwana]

Nice coverage Pat.

[Pierce]

Chiefs D still blows.

[DeezNutz]

Now get off the field.

[SPchief]

Tamba

[Skip Towne]

Dorsey is missed in the middle

[SPchief]

Jared who?

[FAX]

Our O looked good without Albert, the D needs to step up without Dorsey.

FAX

[DeezNutz]

All right.

[Frazod]

PUNT, BITCH! :D

[58-4ever]

Punt Bitches

[Bwana]

PUNT!

[SPchief]

PUNT BITCHES!!!!

[Coach]

Way to go Boone. Thata boy to get your hand up there.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Let's see if we can get another good offensive drive going

[nychief]

surtain is SLOW

[chiefs1111]

Well at least we stopped them

[DeezNutz]

Damn near blocked.

[SPchief]

Almost blocked by Pollard

[007]

Shameless plug for the "refresh" button. It's pretty useful in these types of threads.

chat room damn it!!!!:evil:

[Coach]

Almost blocked it! No flag, thankfully.

[Pierce]

Pollard almost got that shit.

[Molitoth]

I love Pollard.

[kstater]

Lucky no penalty there.

[J Diddy]

surtain is SLOW

I bet
hell be on the nickle this year

[evolve27]

Surtain is our new Ty Law.

[Direckshun]

WTF...

I don't know what I'm seeing here...

I'm not crying and cursing Jesus Christ for hating the Chiefs...

[Hootie]

blah on the defense...we're missing some starters...Pollard is so damn good at almost blocking punts...he's a force. I'm excited about our safeties this year at least.

[58-4ever]

I love Pollard.

I love him more ROFL

[Smed1065]

Close to a blocked punt.

[evolve27]

Boone is badass. Dude hussles.

[Dayze]

sutain is this year's Law; playing off so much to compensate for lake of speed - thinking he still has the recovery speed.

[FAX]

If our O can come close to replicating that last drive, I'll be pretty impressed.

FAX

[nychief]

I bet
hell be on the nickle this year

I would not be surprised to see Carr in there sooner....

[chiefs1111]

[QUOTE=nychief;4899188]surtain is SLOW

yeah,hes getting old,I dont see him playing much more after this season

[Dayze]

WTF...

I don't know what I'm seeing here...

I'm not crying and cursing Jesus Christ for hating the Chiefs...

ROFL

makes 2 of us.

[FAX]

Who do we have that can replace Surtain?

FAX

[Hootie]

Surtain is our new Ty Law.
exactly what I was thinking

[nychief]

sutain is this year's Law; playing off so much to compensate for lake of speed - thinking he still has the recovery speed.

we could use a lake of speed.

[Direckshun]

This can't be happening.

This is a dream. You all are evil ****ing demons. I hate this ****ing team.

[chiefs1111]

I would not be surprised to see Carr in there sooner....

I sure hope so......

[Bwana]

Damn, so far, so good! :rockon:

[Bugeater]

****ing holding again

[FAX]

Another audible?

FAX

[Coach]

Holding. I knew it was coming.

[58-4ever]

Holding..... we'll see a lot of that this year.

[VonneMarie]

Sigh

[chiefs1111]

damn,holding

[nychief]

mackintosh... balls.

[SPchief]

Damn you McIntosh

[kstater]

Another holding call.
I'm afraid that will happen a lot and we won't get the benefit of the doubt.

[FAX]

The Big Rotten Apple.

FAX

[Bugeater]

ANOTHER ****ING FLAG!

[Coach]

False Start.

[Direckshun]

Nowwwwwwwww this is more like it.

[SPchief]

Another flag

[evolve27]

oh shit, hope croyle isn't hurt

[Skip Towne]

More holding

[Pierce]

Back to reality.

[Marcellus]

Glad the first drive was good.

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Yellow flags all over the place god damnit

[TrebMaxx]

Back to normal. Carry on.

[Coach]

Come on line, block.

[J Diddy]

damn did solari sneak in the coach box

[Bugeater]

We're doomed.

[007]

ANOTHER ****ING FLAG!
THAT'S the spirit!!!!

[chiefs1111]

Here come the penalties

[nychief]

"i see your true colors shining through..." everybody sing!

[Bwana]

:shake:

[Dayze]

Another audible?

FAX

aud....aud-b.....

what is this you speak of Mr. Fax?

[58-4ever]

Yikes...herm ball time

[ChiefsFan4Life]

FIRE CHAN GAILEY

[Bugeater]

OH COME ON....

[FAX]

We can draw play our way out of this.

FAX

[nychief]

holding....

[Coach]

Another ****ing flag!

[Pierce]

3rd and 22 - this is what I'm used to.

[evolve27]

Here come the penalties

dammit

[chiefs1111]

another damn flag......

[Dartgod]

PRINT 'EM!!
Stop the presses...

[Bwana]

WTF! :shake:

[ChiefsFan4Life]

God damn holding again

[VonneMarie]

OMFG... WHAT THE **** IS GOING ON?

[Smed1065]

Expect a lot of flags with new positions and players.

[kstater]

Holding, on the offense.

[nychief]

Jones is an abortion

[FAX]

Okay. That was ugly.

FAX

[Frazod]

Damn, that's some serious f#cking ownage. :shake:

[Coach]

How the hell can you call a hold if the QB already released the football?

[Molitoth]

Hester = TD

[Thig Lyfe]

Now that's more like it!

[Bugeater]

25 yards of penalties on that drive.

And a flag on the kick..

[Skip Towne]

Goddam penalties

[007]

Look, the Chiefs learned from Denver's mistakes last year.

[Coach]

Blantant block in the back!

[J Diddy]

glad croyle is finding my man Mr. Franklin

[chiefs1111]

they booed for not punting to Hester

[kstater]

Holding on the kicking team.

[SPchief]

They actually called a penalty against the Bears?

[Direckshun]

ATTA BOY PATTASAN

[J Diddy]

Hester = TD

colquitt=booming kick not to Hester

[FAX]

Time for the D to show us they are real men of genius.

FAX

[58-4ever]

Hali needs to nail Orton into the earth.

[Hootie]

Meh. Penalties will kill ya! Time to pull LJ/TG/Bowe...I'm too content with that first series...lets see some more Franklin...two nice catches thus far!

[J Diddy]

They actually called a penalty against the Bears?


damn home town refs

[007]

ROFL at the season ticket commercial there.

[Direckshun]

Colquitt v. Hester.

Truly a meeting of the elites.

[Pierce]

Well guys, it certainly looks like the O shot its wad on that first drive. No more of that Arena Ball will be tolerated this season.

[CrazyPhuD]

Damn sounds like a big group premature ejaculation....and I can't even watch the game till 9pm....

[Coach]

Carr in.

[SPchief]

stuffed

[Direckshun]

Tell you what, if Boone is good for anything at DE, it's that.

[Molitoth]

Nice play boone

[J Diddy]

ROFL at the season ticket commercial there.


seems like theres one every break

[Pierce]

It will be interesting to see if Carr can outplay Surtain. Shouldn't be too hard, eh?

[J Diddy]

Damn sounds like a big group premature ejaculation....and I can't even watch the game till 9pm....


nah

[ChiefsFan4Life]

Damnit, the stream is down

[Direckshun]

I think the biggest surprise so far is Taylor. I think he's actually done a really good job. He hasn't surrendered a sack just yet, but he bonehead penalties will happen here in the preseason.

Seeing Cottam on the field, by the way, on a tiny TV, and he still looks like a ****ing beast.

[Hootie]

Pennington
In addition to the Dolphins, the Chiefs are reportedly interested in free agent Chad Pennington.
Pennington wouldn't fit Kansas City's maniacal youth movement, but at least he'd make the NFL's worst QB depth chart look a bit more respectable. If the Chiefs acquire Pennington, Damon Huard would be shown the door.

[Hootie]

I think the biggest surprise so far is Taylor. I think he's actually done a really good job. He hasn't surrendered a sack just yet, but he bonehead penalties will happen here in the preseason.

Seeing Cottam on the field, by the way, on a tiny TV, and he still looks like a ****ing beast.

I think Cottam and Charles are going to make significant contributions to the offense this year...and apparently Franklin as well.

[007]

seems like theres one every break

Poor Carl.

[chiefs1111]

Carr in.

I hope he'll make a play..........

[Direckshun]

Page grabbing Carr after a play and talking to him.

God I have high hopes for both those guys.

[Skip Towne]

No pressure from the D

[kstater]

All ****ing day to pass there.

[Thig Lyfe]

Why isn't everybody in chat? I know you can't pad your post count in there, but it's better than having to refresh.

[Coach]

Damn, got lucky on that one, since Hester was wide open there...

[Direckshun]

Hali did a brilliant job not biting on the play and blanketing the outlet.

[Pierce]

Orton had all day.

[Direckshun]

All ****ing day to pass there.
And Orton had to checkdown.

Coverage is doing its job.

[Coach]

Huge 3rd down now....

[58-4ever]

Good pursuit

[Coach]

Get that piece of Turd off of my TV, please.

[007]

Did he just say Damien Huard?

[Direckshun]

There's the punt.

**** yes.

[kstater]

And Orton had to checkdown.

Coverage is doing its job.

Coverage isn't going to keep up all the time, have to get some pressure back there.

[58-4ever]

Mark Bradley sucks. Take it from an OU fan.

[Direckshun]

C'mon Sams, at least fall on the ball.

Oh well.

[CrazyPhuD]

Wooo Hooo KCFX internet streaming to save the day...

[Direckshun]

Coverage isn't going to keep up all the time, have to get some pressure back there.
Just saying, I like my glass half full.

[Skip Towne]

I'll bet Tait doesn't see anybody he knows.

[blueballs]

Samms is already better than Drummond

[Pierce]

Huard is loading up the wobble-cannon 2.0 as we speak.

[Time's Yours]

Samms is already better than Drummond

agreed

[SPchief]

Huard is loading up the wobble-cannon 2.0 as we speak.

LMAO

[Hootie]

It's not a good sign Hali isn't getting any pressures against St. Claire at LT...he blows.

We're going to have to do a lot of LB blitzes this year...

[dj56dt58]

no reason not to let croyle play at least a half..this is bullshit

[SPchief]

Get your tickets now!

[Direckshun]

No more Croyle?

That's ****ing weak.

[Coach]

Oh f**k....

[SPchief]

Hootie just orgasmed

[CrazyPhuD]

WHoo HOoo bring in the turd

[chiefs1111]

o no it's Turd time

[CrazyPhuD]

No more passes more than 5yds downfield.

[58-4ever]

Yikes

[chiefs1111]

no blocking for LJ

[FAX]

The Negative Rush!!!

FAX

[kstater]

Hootie just orgasmed

Hootie's on the Pennington bandwagon now.

[Coach]

This drive is really looking very fimiliar to last year's offense when LJ was healthy.

All you gotta do is stack 9 men in the box, and let Damon Horrid beat you, which he can't.

[58-4ever]

Nope. colquitt time

[CrazyPhuD]

WTF....they're blaming turd's camp struggles because he got stung by a ****ing bee???

[kstater]

RRPP is BACK

[58-4ever]

ttttttttttttttttttttttt

[VonneMarie]

I will not be negative... I will not be negative... I will not be negative...

[chiefs1111]

Not a good drive

[Coach]

F**k the Chiefs coaching staff for having Damon Horrid over Tyler Thigpen.

What a f**king joke.

[58-4ever]

Not a good drive

yikes

[Mecca]

You'd think in preseason the Chiefs would kick Hester the ball to see if the coverage teams can cover...

[Skip Towne]

Huard looks good doesn't he Hootie?

[VonneMarie]

This team blows.

[Bwana]

Ouch

[FAX]

15 yarder?

FAX

[jynni]

Ah...there's the good ol' offense we know and love...

So the first drive was an abberation?

[CrazyPhuD]

I only believe they are playing the turd because they don't want thigpen to get murdered behind the OL against the first string bears D.

[Coach]

I will not be negative... I will not be negative... I will not be negative...

Oh hell cupcake, it's normal to be negative when Damon Turd is on the f**king football field.

[SPchief]

Is it the offseason yet?

[Bwana]

**** Huard, go work at a 7-11 bitch.

[Skip Towne]

F**k the Chiefs coaching staff for having Damon Horrid over Tyler Thigpen.

What a f**king joke.

You're going to incite the Huard mafia.

[Molitoth]

F**k the Chiefs coaching staff for having Damon Horrid over Tyler Thigpen.

What a f**king joke.

dude they are giving him like 2 drives and letting Thigpen play the rest of the game....

[CrazyPhuD]

So is this going to be indicative of the play calling with a lead?

[Coach]

You'd think in preseason the Chiefs would kick Hester the ball to see if the coverage teams can cover...

Eh, I'd just kick it away.

Hell, that should be a standard practice for the Chiefs special teams. Kick the ball away from the returner, regardless of who he is.

[Molitoth]

So is this going to be indicative of the play calling with a lead?

lead = run, run, run, punt

[kstater]

:Lin:

[corandval]

Bye Huard, hello Pennigton

[SPchief]

Swiss Cheese _efense

[chiefs1111]

alright,time to crush Orton

[CrazyPhuD]

lead = run, run, run, punt

Why not change it up to be less predictable, i.e.

run, run, punt?

[Coach]

dude they are giving him like 2 drives and letting Thigpen play the rest of the game....

I got a better idea. How about CUTTING him and bringing in another younger player?

Why waste snaps on a useless bastard who QUIT on the team (faking a injury) last year, where Thigpen needs the snaps to grow?

[Direckshun]

If Huard isn't evidence that we need to snag Pennington, nothing is.

[Mecca]

By the way.....Matt Leinart played very well in his game tonight....

[Skip Towne]

Corners giving too much cushion

[CrazyPhuD]

Hmmm is brandon getting deflowered by the bears?

[SPchief]

By the way.....Matt Leinart played very well in his game tonight....


Nobody cares

[kstater]

This is Vermiel's team minus the Offense.

[FAX]

So ... Herm is supposed to be known for his awesome defenses?

FAX

[corandval]

Hold them to a field goal dammit!

[Coach]

Bring that shit back, bitch!

[Mecca]

Nobody cares

Sure they do, since everyone wants to call him a bust...

My only critique of Croyle is I wish he'd stop doing his happy feet thing.

[Direckshun]

By the way.....Matt Leinart played very well in his game tonight....
Would you like me to suck you off?

[Coach]

By the way.....Matt Leinart played very well in his game tonight....

It's only preseason. ;)