Man Calls 9-1-1 Over Money Stealing Slot Machine

[Mr. Plow]

TAMPA, Fla. -- A second Hillsborough County man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=188482) An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing. He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call. He's being held with no bail set. On Sunday another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out. And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

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[gblowfish]

Aw, jeez.

[blueballs]

i called 9-1-1 on guntherfan's uncle
they transfered my call to NY SWAT

[Redrum_69]

"Hello 9-1-1, what is your emergency"

"QUICK I NEED TO GET OUT OF KC!"

"um, what?"

"I need to get out of Kansas City...they are bringing in Chad Pennington, the season is over"

"uh, sir, this line is for emergencies only. besides, carl peterson couldnt work out a contract with the first round draft picks, what makes you think he'll sign a player thats released. we're talking weeks here."

[Dartgod]

Florida, huh? They should increase the 9-1-1 operator staff down there come November.

9-1-1, what's your emergency?

I've been robbed! Them fools at the election board won't count my presidential vote because I'm too stooopid to cast a ballot!