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unlurking
08-09-2008, 04:39 PM
I'm sure most of you saw the commercial during the pre-season game against DA Bears. Well, I'm just now getting to watch in all its HD glory thanks to TIVO. The NFL shop commercial with these was absolutely disgusting. It's like finding out Steve McQueen's favorite color was pink. I am totally sick.

Oh, and if any one of you ****ers thinks these are cool (ahem, kcrockaholic4life), I hope you ****ing die a horrible ****ing death.

http://nfl.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/p3524721dt.jpg
JuicesFlowing
08-09-2008, 04:43 PM
I'm betting those don't fly off the shelf. Pretty horrible product.
HypnotizedMonkey
08-09-2008, 04:44 PM
that's the new hotness. ROFL
unlurking
08-09-2008, 05:11 PM
that's the new hotness. ROFL


(DIE) to the billionth power

EDIT:
To mitigate the dumbassery of others, and fix the dumbassery of me.
RealSNR
08-09-2008, 05:14 PM
Those shoes could cure AIDS and I wouldn't care. Get rid of'em. Ugliest pieces of shit to ever exist
dorseybowe
08-09-2008, 05:17 PM
Oh, and if any one of you ****ers thinks these are cool (ahem, kcrockaholic4life), I hope you ****ing die a horrible ****ing death.

Post a picture of yourself. Let's see your style. I'm curious.
unlurking
08-09-2008, 05:28 PM
Post a picture of yourself. Let's see your style. I'm curious.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you wear the oh so fabulous pair of croc-a-gaytastic pleathers?

I hate to disappoint, but I don't swing that way. And by that way, I mean no, you can't suck my cock.
HypnotizedMonkey
08-09-2008, 05:29 PM
*dies*
unlurking
08-09-2008, 05:31 PM
*dies*
Holy crap!

I thought there was a cap on post size that would limit my magnitudinous powers of destruction?!?!?!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dorseybowe
08-09-2008, 05:32 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you wear the oh so fabulous pair of croc-a-gaytastic pleathers?

I hate to disappoint, but I don't swing that way. And by that way, I mean no, you can't suck my cock.
Did I type that?
unlurking
08-09-2008, 05:36 PM
Did I type that?
hm?

Oh, sorry, my 151 'n Coke is getting low. Let me fix that and get back to you.
dorseybowe
08-09-2008, 05:44 PM
hm?

Oh, sorry, my 151 'n Coke is getting low. Let me fix that and get back to you.

You've got too much time on your hands.
unlurking
08-09-2008, 05:47 PM
You've got too much time on your hands.
heh, it's the weekend

OK, back to your question.

You want to see a picture of me. OK, not usually down with that, but first convince me your not a guy, and maybe I'll share some pictures of my luscious middle aged white ass.
kstater
08-09-2008, 06:04 PM
First dumbass to quote that should be banned.
unlurking
08-09-2008, 06:08 PM
First dumbass to quote that should be banned.
hehehe

I actually thought about going back and shortening it. I expected to get dumped based on previous planet incarnations of the planet that would stop you for posting more than 3 paragraphs.
chiefs1111
08-09-2008, 06:26 PM
I wonder who could come up with such an ugly product......
ChiefsCountry
08-09-2008, 07:03 PM
I think they are ugly as shit but I work at a sporting goods store and we sell a ton of them. I dont know why anybody would buy crocs in the first place.
unlurking
08-09-2008, 07:18 PM
I think they are ugly as shit but I work at a sporting goods store and we sell a ton of them. I dont know why anybody would buy crocs in the first place.
Start asking the customers if they want the complimentary rainbow stickers that come with all crocs.
J Diddy
08-09-2008, 07:21 PM
Start asking the customers if they want the complimentary rainbow stickers that come with all crocs.

do men wear these things

I saw some dude wearing some the other day and thought he looked a bit limpwristed
unlurking
08-09-2008, 07:23 PM
do men wear these things

I saw some dude wearing some the other day and thought he looked a bit limpwristed
Straight to DC...

http://garlinggauge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bush_crocs.jpg
kstater
08-09-2008, 07:28 PM
do men wear these things

I saw some dude wearing some the other day and thought he looked a bit limpwristed

A lot of HS/College kids wear them. I'd say roughly 1/2 the kids that have worked for me this Summer have worn them. I've even seen one wear them while playing golf.
King_Chief_Fan
08-09-2008, 07:28 PM
here is how I know the NFL is gay..........Denver Broncos.
unlurking
08-09-2008, 07:34 PM
A lot of HS/College kids wear them. I'd say roughly 1/2 the kids that have worked for me this Summer have worn them. I've even seen one wear them while playing golf.
Please tell me you called that douche bag out?!

EDIT:

Oh, and what the **** do you do that your employees would wear gay ****ing sandals?!?!?!
unlurking
08-09-2008, 07:36 PM
here is how I know the NFL is gay..........Denver Broncos.
rep
kstater
08-09-2008, 07:38 PM
Please tell me you called that douche bag out?!

EDIT:

Oh, and what the **** do you do that your employees would wear gay ****ing sandals?!?!?!

Male Stripper

Edit: I'm the "Bouncer"
unlurking
08-09-2008, 07:43 PM
Male Stripper

Edit: I'm the "Bouncer"
Ergh

Ugh

:Lin:
kstater
08-09-2008, 07:48 PM
Ergh

Ugh

:Lin:

You know how many late 20 something women hire strippers for their friend's bachelorette parties. Being the bouncer is the best part, they think the strippers are dirty and fall all over me.
unlurking
08-09-2008, 07:57 PM
You know how many late 20 something women hire strippers for their friend's bachelorette parties. Being the bouncer is the best part, they think the strippers are dirty and fall all over me.
Had a couple friends who tried this around the 20 something age. The only ones that made any money weren't working for female customers.
Phobia
08-09-2008, 08:33 PM
do men wear these things

I saw some dude wearing some the other day and thought he looked a bit limpwristed
My kids bought me some for fathers day a couple years ago, I promptly wore them staining a deck. It's a shame they got ruined the first time I wore them.
blueballs
08-09-2008, 08:34 PM
Some Japanese guy is getting a woody looking at those
88TG88
08-09-2008, 09:33 PM
Heh, funny thread. I work in the nice part of LA and about half the dudes that came in today had these on. I agree with the guys who said it makes dudes look limpwristed. You'd never catch me in those pieces of crap.
J Diddy
08-09-2008, 10:38 PM
My kids bought me some for fathers day a couple years ago, I promptly wore them staining a deck. It's a shame they got ruined the first time I wore them.


accidently slipped em in the firepit
007
08-09-2008, 10:52 PM
My kids bought me some for fathers day a couple years ago, I promptly wore them staining a deck. It's a shame they got ruined the first time I wore them.
But he loved his thongs.
J Diddy
08-09-2008, 10:53 PM
But he loved his thongs.

and who wouldn't
Phobia
08-09-2008, 11:01 PM
But he loved his thongs.

Yeah - I like my croc thongs. Yes.
Rausch
08-09-2008, 11:04 PM
do men wear these things


No.

Men wear flannel shirts and work boots.

Just like lesbians...
J Diddy
08-09-2008, 11:06 PM
No.

Men wear flannel shirts and work boots.

Just like lesbians...


:clap:
J Diddy
08-09-2008, 11:06 PM
Yeah - I like my croc thongs. Yes.

that has got to chafe
Rausch
08-09-2008, 11:07 PM
NSFW, metroseggsyou'alls, douchebags, or Guidos...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
luv
08-09-2008, 11:11 PM
NSFW, metroseggsyou'alls, douchebags, or Guidos...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

Cute.
J Diddy
08-09-2008, 11:17 PM
NSFW, metroseggsyou'alls, douchebags, or Guidos...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion

that was great
especially the bitch definition
Cntrygal
08-10-2008, 12:40 PM
I think they are ugly as shit but I work at a sporting goods store and we sell a ton of them. I dont know why anybody would buy crocs in the first place.

I bought a pair for my last deployment to use as shower shoes. They are slightly better than "flops" for shower shoes.... do I wear them any other time? Hell no.