Do you get your dog drunk?

[kstater]

Ok, I was pouring a drink and splashed some on the ground(well I spilled a little) the dog drank it up and I thought it was funny. Poured a little more and the dog seemed to like it. Well the dog is a little drunk now. What say you CP bretheren?

[dorseybowe]

My friend accidently killed his dog doing that. :shake:

[kstater]

My friend accidently killed his dog doing that. :shake:

Party Pooper

[CHENZ A!]

I get all my dogs drunk. Its summertime so I say lets party

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[blueballs]

now you have gone and sturred up the PETA nazis

[Gonzo]

Alcohol can have adverse effects on canines due to their livers inability to filter out the high sugar content. This can kill a dog.

[dorseybowe]

Sorry, I had to say something. It seemed to be harmless comedy at the time, but we found it dead the next morning. :(

[Rain Man]

A couple of years ago, I was working on an anti-tobacco ad campaign, and I was in a 7-11 in a rural area doing interviews with people who bought chewing tobacco. One guy came in, and he was a real cowboy with chaps and a hat and everything. I interviewed him, and he said that he had gotten his dog addicted to chewing tobacco. He would give it to the dog "to prevent worms", and after a while the dog would start shaking any time he pulled out the can. He was dead serious.

He also mentioned that his horse really liked it, but didn't start shaking like the dog did.

[luv]

No way.

[Rain Man]

Way.

[luv]

Dude. No way.

[blueballs]

I would pull it's teeth first though
it can still bite

[Rain Man]

Way. Seriously, like, way.

[KCCHIEFS27]

I don't waste my alcohol on anything that I can't have an argument with..i.e., a dog.

[kstater]

I don't waste my alcohol on anything that I can't have an argument with..i.e., a dog.

You're not drinking enough if you can't argue with your dog.

[luv]

I wouldn't give alcohol to my child (if I had one) for my amusement. Why would I give it to my dog?

[blueballs]

ever get drunk and try to blow yourself
dogs don't have that problem

[kstater]

To be honest, I'm kind of surprised by the results of the poll.

[kstater]

ever get drunk and try to blow yourself
dogs don't have that problem

Yes, the hospital bill says I shouldn't try that again.

[Rain Man]

I bet Labradors are mean drunks. Sober, they're all nice and friendly and chase balls and stuff, but I'll bet when they're drunk they get all rabid and stuff.

[dorseybowe]

To be honest, I'm kind of surprised by the results of the poll.
It's no secret that people these days love their dogs like children. :bong:

[CosmicPal]

I bet Labradors are mean drunks. Sober, they're all nice and friendly and chase balls and stuff, but I'll bet when they're drunk they get all rabid and stuff.

I bet toy dogs are annoying drunks too. Well, they're annoying anyways.

Not to rain on your post, but you may want to reconsider posting something like this because in Arkansas, animal cruelty is a class A misdemeanor.

[Iowanian]

No, but my brothers gave my pig, Bacon, 2 beers last summer. A drunk pig is a real treat.

Its probably why the pork chops are so tender.

[dorseybowe]

I bet toy dogs are annoying drunks too. Well, they're annoying anyways.

Not to rain on your post, but you may want to reconsider posting something like this because in Arkansas, animal cruelty is a class A misdemeanor.

No doubt. Dogs are closer to citizenship than a lot of immigrants.

[UteChief]

I bet Labradors are mean drunks. Sober, they're all nice and friendly and chase balls and stuff, but I'll bet when they're drunk they get all rabid and stuff.

Labs are responsible for the most dog bites per year. Think they were all drunk???

[Skip Towne]

My dog is a mean drunk.

[Demonpenz]

mine just starts humping everything

[Skip Towne]

mine just starts humping everything

Mine gets surly and starts fights.

[StcChief]

don't I saw a puppy staggering a party in 70s they party host added "Olympia" beer to his dog dish. Funny at first (dumb kids then) Sad later....

Stupid move. very bad for the dog just to have party entertainment

don't do it.

[blueballs]

get the cat drunk too
now that's entertainment

[teedubya]

I got my dog drunk, but then he called me a 'China woman', so I beat its ass.

[Bearcat]

I wouldn't give alcohol to my child (if I had one) for my amusement. Why would I give it to my dog?

Because your dog won't go tell all of his buddies, which leads to teacher conferences and supervised visits...



...I've said too much.

[Hog Rider]

I used to get my parakeet stoned - then let him fly around the room with a strobe light on. He'd bang into the walls and shit. Found him dead in the bottom of the cage one day.

[HypnotizedMonkey]

if you get a group of dogs drunk, do they start fighting over pussy?

[BigMeatballDave]

My buddy and I used to get his cat high back in the day...

[MOhillbilly]

A couple of years ago, I was working on an anti-tobacco ad campaign, and I was in a 7-11 in a rural area doing interviews with people who bought chewing tobacco. One guy came in, and he was a real cowboy with chaps and a hat and everything. I interviewed him, and he said that he had gotten his dog addicted to chewing tobacco. He would give it to the dog "to prevent worms", and after a while the dog would start shaking any time he pulled out the can. He was dead serious.

He also mentioned that his horse really liked it, but didn't start shaking like the dog did.
black leaf 40

[Hammock Parties]

No. I love my dog.

[Ebolapox]

I bet toy dogs are annoying drunks too. Well, they're annoying anyways.

Not to rain on your post, but you may want to reconsider posting something like this because in Arkansas, animal cruelty is a class A misdemeanor.

nah, I'd think that 'toy dogs' and yap dogs are sentimental drunks.

[Ebolapox]

I got my dog drunk, but then he called me a 'China woman', so I beat its ass.

ROFL

I usually dislike ari for all the ku/mu idiocy. but that's f*cking gold. well played, sir.

[Redrum_69]

this thread is barking up the wrong tree

[BigMeatballDave]

No. I love my dog.But not enough to give him a beer. Some friend you are...

[Hammock Parties]

My dog is an it.

[chasedude]

I remember my dad giving our beagle whiskey growing up, he liked it. The funniest was giving him some peanut butter and honey slices of bread. We used to die laughing watching him try to get off the roof of his mouth! LMAO

[DeezNutz]

I remember my dad giving our beagle some peanut butter. We used to die laughing watching him try to get off! LMAO

FYP.

You must have a close family.

[blueballs]

Get a dog drunk and you could end up in jail
film a guy getting hit in the nuts and win cash prizes