How come we never get invited to parties? What are we, Al Qaeda?

[BigRock]

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2008-08-12-malil-arrest_N.htm

OCEANSIDE, California (AP) -- An actor who appeared in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" has been arrested for investigation of attempted murder after his former girlfriend was stabbed more than 20 times, leaving her critically injured, authorities said Tuesday.

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[BigRock]

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx/?news=326827&gt1=28101

'40-Year-Old Virgin' actor pleads not guilty
Aug. 13, 2008, 6:30 PM EST

SAN DIEGO (AP) -- An actor who appeared in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" pleaded not guilty Wednesday to attempted murder in the stabbing of his girlfriend.


There's eyewitnesses! He's screwed.

Malil appeared on the back patio of Kendra Beebe's house Sunday in the inland suburb of San Marcos and attacked her with a knife while her two children slept upstairs.

"There was a prolonged attack," Carver said after Malil's arraignment hearing. "He came up and started stabbing her immediately without any words or argument."

A man who was visiting Beebe disarmed Malil, who found a second knife inside the house and continued attacking Beebe, Carver said. A neighbor who heard the commotion found Malil on the front patio and took away the second weapon before the actor fled.

When they saw him, I hope they said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

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123ht registered 5 minutes ago and hasn't posted yet
what kind of pussy ass n00b is this

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=10310&vmid=1066#vmessage1066

[Coach]

Hmm...

"Today's forecast? Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by."

I could see him doing that... :shrug: