So what do 3 dead flies in my drink mean?

[kstater]

Sitting oustside enjoying the day after a long workday. Tons of flies circling me and went to take a drink and about swallowed 3 of them whole.

Discuss.

[The Franchise]

Look before you drink?

[Bugeater]

They taste like spoiled chicken.

[bogey]

A shower might be considered.

[chasedude]

someone slip a turd in your drink?

[kstater]

A shower might be considered.

Showered right after work. I hear they're high in protein.

[Nightfyre]

No one has said antifreeze yet?

[RJ]

In many Latin countries three dead flies in a drink is considered an omen of impending doom.

Two dead flies, on the other hand, is considered a harbinger of wealth, good fortune and many lovely Latina sex partners.

You're sure it was three?

[kstater]

In many Latin countries three dead flies in a drink is considered an omen of impending doom.

Two dead flies, on the other hand, is considered a harbinger of wealth, good fortune and many lovely Latina sex partners.

You're sure it was three?

:banghead:

[CrazyHorse]

After smelling your breath, they committed suicide.

It's the only reasonable answer.

[KCFalcon59]

You drink too slow. Gulp that beer down!

[BigOlChiefsfan]

If it was Sambuca, those 'flies' may have been coffee beans. Some italian may have thought you deserved a break today.
In Italy it is common to serve neat Sambuca with some floating coffee beans dropped on it: it is called Sambuca con mosca (literally, "Sambuca with flies"). The beans are there as an ornament, but they can be chewed to exalt the taste of anise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambuca

[bogey]

In many Latin countries three dead flies in a drink is considered an omen of impending doom.

Two dead flies, on the other hand, is considered a harbinger of wealth, good fortune and many lovely Latina sex partners.

You're sure it was three?

3 flies in a drink and you die in a whore house?

[kstater]

If it was Sambuca, those 'flies' may have been coffee beans. Some italian may have thought you deserved a break today.
In Italy it is common to serve neat Sambuca with some floating coffee beans dropped on it: it is called Sambuca con mosca (literally, "Sambuca with flies"). The beans are there as an ornament, but they can be chewed to exalt the taste of anise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sambuca

Yeah, I'm pretty sure they were flies. I squished them.

[FAX]

Expect smelly company.

FAX

[Joie]

Sitting oustside enjoying the day after a long workday. Tons of flies circling me and went to take a drink and about swallowed 3 of them whole.

Discuss.

Chew first. You wouldn't want to choke.

["Bob" Dobbs]

If it was Sambuca, those 'flies' may have been coffee beans. Some italian may have thought you deserved a break today.
In Italy it is common to serve neat Sambuca with some floating coffee beans dropped on it: it is called Sambuca con mosca (literally, "Sambuca with flies"). The beans are there as an ornament, but they can be chewed to exalt the taste of anise.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SambucaJust so long as it's spelled right.

[kstater]

Expect smelly company.

FAX

Now that you mention it, I did have a salesman stop by that had incredibly bad B.O. Needless to say, I didn't buy anything from him today.

[Skip Towne]

Don't worry about the flies, they won't drink much.

[RJ]

3 flies in a drink and you die in a whore house?



Yes. Which on the surface doesn't sound so bad. Until you learn that the actual cause of death is mutant homicidal rats cracking open your skull and slowly gnawing at your brain until a merciful death comes several days later.

It's a gosh darn shame kstater didn't get the two flies instead. If he'd gotten two dead flies I'd be wanting to party with him.

[KCCHIEFS27]

As annoying as flies are, be glad they are flying around instead of mosquitoes..
But seriously, 3 dead flies in your drink? Must be enjoying a very TASTY beverage..

[Hog Rider]

So, how did an adult beverage last long enough for three flys, let alone one, to assume cocktail temperature in a matter of minutes?

I just don't think it's possible! Not around here anyway!

[Schooneys]

Swallow?

[Hog Rider]

Swallow?

Spit!