From another site ''the Top 9 comments NBC’s sports experts''

[2112]

Here is a list of the Top 9 comments NBC’s sports experts sent out and wanted to take back over the TV airwaves.


1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

ROFL

[Crashride]

LOL

[Demonpenz]

I remember one time the guy that does commentary with vital was like. "look at that penitration dick!

[2112]

I remember one time the guy that does commentary with vital was like. "look at that penitration dick!

LMAO

[Baby Lee]

I remember one time the guy that does commentary with vital was like. "look at that penitration dick!

Howard has a clip where the a chick announcer was supposed to comment on a player getting dribble penetration. Instead it was "it's xxx with the double penetration."

[007]

ROFL
This reminds me of the old Church Lady ep of SNL with Joe Montana and Walter Payton.

You have to hit that hole hard.
Well, isn't that special.

[Mr. Plow]

Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'


ROFL

[Fat Elvis]

Oh my God, what have I just said?'

That makes the whole list right there.

[OnTheWarpath15]

Reminds me of Charlie Steiner's slip up on SportsCenter many years ago...

Instead of saying that a player was put on the DL because of a ruptured disk in his neck, he said the player had a ruptured DICK in his neck.

Fugging high-larious.

[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'


ROFL

For any of those who think this was done on Carson years ago, check out snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/kissballs.asp