I WILL FOLLOW HIM

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/bucky_brooks/07/05/tc.preview.afc.west/t1-larry.johnson.jpg

I will follow Him, follow Him wherever He may go,
And near Him, I always will be,
For nothing can keep me away, He is my destiny.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/bucky_brooks/09/14/WeekTwo/t1-larry.johnson.jpg

I will follow Him, ever since He touched my heart I knew,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love.

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/08/fantasyfootball/image/larryjohnson.jpg

I love Him, I love Him, I love Him,
And where He goes, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGS073%7ELarry-Johnson-05-06-Action-Posters.jpg

I will follow Him, follow Him wherever He may go,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away...

http://images.athlonsports.com/d/5862-1/LarryJohnson1.jpg

I will follow Him (follow Him),
Follow Him wherever He may go,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love...

http://www.nflfreaks.com/images/Players/NFLF-Larry_Johnson_102906.jpg

I love Him (Oh yes, I love Him)
I'll follow (I'm gonna follow)
True love (He'll always be my true, true love)
Forever (Now until forever)
I love Him, I love Him, I love Him,
And where He goes, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow,
He'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love,
From now until forever, forever, forever...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2007/09/larryjohnsonrappin.jpg

There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/064G6hkbSG0Gb/610x.jpg

[ptlyon]

HOLY ****

[Hammock Parties]

Is he really going out with him?
Well, there he is. Let's ask him.
Clayton, is that Larry's ring you're wearing?
Mm-hmm
Gee, it must be great riding with him
Is he picking you up after school today?
Uh-uh
By the way, where'd you meet him?

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0523/fantasy_g_johnson_300.jpg

I met him at the football stadium
He turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture? (yes, we see)
That's when I fell for (the leader of the pack)

Vermeil was always putting him down (down, down)
He said he came from the wrong side of town
(whatcha mean when ya say that he came from the wrong side of town?)
They told me he was bad
But I knew he was sad
That's why I fell for (the leader of the pack)

http://www.bestsportsphotos.com/images/PF/FPKCCJohnsonLarry.jpg

One day my dad said, "Find someone new"
I had to tell my Larry we're through
(whatcha mean when ya say that ya better go find somebody new?)
He stood there and asked me why
But all I could do was cry
I'm sorry I hurt you (the leader of the pack)

[Spoken:]
He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

http://nbcsportsmedia1.msnbc.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/071105/071105_johnson_hmed_5p.hmedium.jpg

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack)

The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0euk3Nrd974Q6/610x.jpg

[Silock]

Creepy.

[Hammock Parties]

He went away and you hung around
And bothered me, every night
And when I wouldn't go out with you
You said things that weren't very nice

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/1583/priestlh6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


My boyfriend's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You see him comin' better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You been spreading lies that I was untrue
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
So look out now cause he's comin' after you

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/2091/larry1ul1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
(Hey, he knows that you been tryin')
(And he knows that you been lyin')


He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)

(Hey he knows I wasn't cheatin'!)
(Now you're gonna get a beatin'!)

(What made you think he'd believe all your lies?)
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
(You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
(Wah-ooo, wait and see)

http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/462/larrycardssmall1dd1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

My boyfriend's back he's gonna save my reputation
(Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back)
If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, my boyfriend's back)

Yeah, my boyfriend's back
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Look out now, yeah, my boyfriend's back
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
I could see him comin'
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
So you better get a runnin'
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Alright now
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(La-day-la, my boyfriends's back)
My boyfriend's back now
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/9828/cardssew1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Know he's comin' after you
(La-day-la, my boyfriend's back)
Because he knows I've been true now...

[Mecca]

This is rather gay.

[luv]

Somtimes, I wonder just how your mind works.

[Mecca]

Somtimes, I wonder just how your mind works.

You don't wanna know.

[sportsman1]

Is this a homo freestyle... or am I missing something?

[kcxiv]

I actually thought that was pretty funny. lol

[Hammock Parties]

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Nobody knows where my Larry has gone
But Judy left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he's supposed to be mine

http://arrowheadaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/larry-johnson-and-julissa-get-a-condom-thederrty-truth-the-truth-behind-hollywood_1196541149000.png

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Then all my records keep dancing all night
But leave me alone for a while
'Til Larry's dancing with me
I've got no reason to smile

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/larryj.jpg

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Judy and Larry just walked thru the door
Like a queen with her king
Oh what a birthday surprise
Judy's wearing his ring

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/ybfchic/November%2007/lj2.jpg

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Oh-oh-oh It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to.....

[Swazey]

All I know is J. Charles is killin' him in Madden 09.

[Dylan]

Has anyone been able to figure out Clayton's role in all of this???


TIA

[kcxiv]

All I know is J. Charles is killin' him in Madden 09.

Because Maddens' running game is broken and the only stat that means anything really is speed and acceleration. You get Jamal to the outside you can just run right around people.

[SoCalBronco]

Clayton,

What did your Mom say when she caught you laying in bed staring up to an LJ poster that was affixed to the ceiling (not the side wall) while sucking on a chocolate covered frozen banana?

[Smed1065]

Somtimes, I wonder just how your mind works.

He has a mind?

[GoChiefs_penis]

Oh God, I can tell it's gonna be a rough night already.

Clayton, can you at least buy some lotion or something? Seriously dude, you're yankin' me raw.

[Hammock Parties]

Clayton,

What did your Mom say when she caught you laying in bed staring up to an LJ poster that was affixed to the ceiling (not the side wall) while sucking on a chocolate covered frozen banana?

She said...

I know something about love
You've gotta want it bad
If that guy's got into your blood
Go out and get him

If you want him to be
The very part of you
Makes you want to breathe
Here's the thing to do

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/534/pecqf4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Tell him that you're never gonna leave him
Tell him that you're always gonna love him
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now

I know something about love, you gotta show it and
Make him see the moon up above
Reach out and get him
If you want him
Makes your heart sing out
If you want him to only think of you

Ever since the world began, it's been that way for man
And women were created to make love their destiny
Then why should true love be so complicated? Oh yeah!

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7079/81647617le6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I know something about love
You gotta take his hand
Show him what the world is made of
One kiss will prove it
If you want him to be always by your side
Take his hand tonight, swallow your foolish pride

Oh, you hafta go now
(Tell him that you're never gonna leave him) oh, yeah
(Tell him that you're always gonna love him) yeah
(Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now)

Don't you let him go, now
(Tell him that you're never gonna leave him) oh, yeah
(Tell him that you're always gonna love him) yeah
(Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now)

[SoCalBronco]

She said...

I know something about love
You've gotta want it bad
If that guy's got into your blood
Go out and get him

If you want him to be
The very part of you
Makes you want to breathe
Here's the thing to do

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/534/pecqf4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Tell him that you're never gonna leave him
Tell him that you're always gonna love him
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now

I know something about love, you gotta show it and
Make him see the moon up above
Reach out and get him
If you want him
Makes your heart sing out
If you want him to only think of you

Ever since the world began, it's been that way for man
And women were created to make love their destiny
Then why should true love be so complicated? Oh yeah!

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/7079/81647617le6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


I know something about love
You gotta take his hand
Show him what the world is made of
One kiss will prove it
If you want him to be always by your side
Take his hand tonight, swallow your foolish pride

Oh, you hafta go now
(Tell him that you're never gonna leave him) oh, yeah
(Tell him that you're always gonna love him) yeah
(Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now)

Don't you let him go, now
(Tell him that you're never gonna leave him) oh, yeah
(Tell him that you're always gonna love him) yeah
(Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now)

I just threw up in my mouth

[GoChiefs_penis]

I just threw up in my mouth

It's ok. This obsession (much like GC's life) won't make it any further than the top of the basement stairs.

[007]

Boy, I regret entering this thread.

[Smed1065]

Why do you pick on me?/Goatse


http://scosoft.com/h/y/1383e20a.gif

[King_Chief_Fan]

He doesn't post this shyte on WPI.......how come?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Now I'm waiting for a Jared Allen version of "Smell Yo Dick" from Claythan. :shake:

[Frankie]

This thread reminds me of the Gilda Radner parody of this song. Except she'd sing "I will swallow him....!" The fact that Clayton posted it may have trigerred that memory.
:p

[blueballs]

Who ever is in charge of making parody posters
needs to be shitcanned -they're capital T Terrible

[KurtCobain]

lj is da shit

[siberian khatru]

He doesn't post this shyte on WPI.......how come?

Because that's a professional Web site with standards.

[siberian khatru]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

OK, I'm sorry, I just couldn't keep a straight face on that one.

[beavis]

That's it, I'm done with this place.

[OctoberFart]

Typical GOQUEER. That might be one of the gayest threads he has created. The Planet here should start a fund raiser for everyone to chip in a bye the guy who lives in his parents basement a hooker. Getting laid by a WOMEN might be the only chance GOQUEER has and it is a very slim chance.

[Simply Red]

That's it, I'm done with this place.

ROFL

[Simply Red]

Are you getting in the Schnapps again?

[blueballs]

glad right now
i have no photoshop skills

[Hoover]

Jesus dude you need some help

[Hoover]

...

[gblowfish]

This is probably more appropriate for Go Chiefs' sexual obsession with LJ:

(N word) this is the 15th (MFing) time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And u ain't respondin to nothin
What the (F Word) is you doing
Who the (F Word) is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My girlz already done put me up on your ass tonight (n word)
When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

Why you comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick


It's 4 oclock n I'm sleepin
It's late night n u creepin
You coulda told me, "I'm leaving"
Now I know u out there cheatin
Why you gotta do me like that
When I call u don't call me back
I'm texting u, like (n word) where u at
That's F'ed up, way u do me like that


I'm dead sleep, n u trickin
In the club with dirty foot bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance floor grindin
With a striper hoe named Diamond

You was flossin hard, u was shinnin
Everything she drank, u buying
(F -N Word) u need to stop lying
Befoe I get mad and pull out my Nine
U want a new bitch to (F word), then that's fine
But don't (F) hers, then try to (F) mine
U keep tellin me "u ain't touch her"
But some keep tellin me u done (F'ed) her
And I ain't that bitch, u wanna play wit
(N Word) drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick

Why you comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick....

[chasedude]

:eek: Wow, did anyone say OBSESSION?

[alpha_omega]

This is just plain strange. I will not be clicking on this thread again....Thank you.

[vailpass]

This is probably more appropriate for Go Chiefs' sexual obsession with LJ:

(N word) this is the 15th (MFing) time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And u ain't respondin to nothin
What the (F Word) is you doing
Who the (F Word) is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My girlz already done put me up on your ass tonight (n word)
When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass



LMAO
Nice one gb. Is there an English translation?

[Hammock Parties]

This is probably more appropriate for Go Chiefs' sexual obsession with LJ:


Who said anything about sex?

[Fire Me Boy!]

This is probably more appropriate for Go Chiefs' sexual obsession with LJ:

(N word) this is the 15th (MFing) time
That I called and left yo ass messages
I done text yo bitch ass,
And u ain't respondin to nothin
What the (F Word) is you doing
Who the (F Word) is you out there with
You think I'm stupid,
My girlz already done put me up on your ass tonight (n word)
When u get home I got some news for yo bitch ass

Why you comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick


It's 4 oclock n I'm sleepin
It's late night n u creepin
You coulda told me, "I'm leaving"
Now I know u out there cheatin
Why you gotta do me like that
When I call u don't call me back
I'm texting u, like (n word) where u at
That's F'ed up, way u do me like that


I'm dead sleep, n u trickin
In the club with dirty foot bitches
My girl was there she witness
She had a camera phone she took pictures
You was on the dance floor grindin
With a striper hoe named Diamond

You was flossin hard, u was shinnin
Everything she drank, u buying
(F -N Word) u need to stop lying
Befoe I get mad and pull out my Nine
U want a new bitch to (F word), then that's fine
But don't (F) hers, then try to (F) mine
U keep tellin me "u ain't touch her"
But some keep tellin me u done (F'ed) her
And I ain't that bitch, u wanna play wit
(N Word) drop them boxers, lemme smell yo dick

Why you comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethings goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick
Why u comin home 5 in the mornin
Somethins goin on, can I smell yo dick
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool
So watchu need to do is lemme smell yo dick....


I already did that joke. :p

[Programmer]

This is rather gay.

I don't agree, it's full out gay.

[Programmer]

He doesn't post this shyte on WPI.......how come?

Nick won't let him. He is still an ass on WPI. He's an ass on all boards he's not been banned from.

[Simply Red]

Nick won't let him. He is still an ass on WPI. He's an ass on all boards he's not been banned from.

He's not nearly the ass you are. Not even close, :D

[Hammock Parties]

Nick won't let him. He is still an ass on WPI. He's an ass on all boards he's not been banned from.

LOL

You are such a dumbass sometimes.

Just to prove you wrong I will post this over on WPI.

[Hoover]

Hey Claythan did you ever thing that you writing gay shit like above doesn't help you gain any readers. Know your audience dude!

[Simply Red]

With discreet pinstripes you should wear a subdued blue or charcoal gray vest. A plaid suit would call for a bolder vest. With a regular vest the last button should be left undone, it's traditional. Remember that while the vest should be in keeping with the color and style of the suit, completely avoid matching the vest's pattern with your socks or tie.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm not a fan of pinstripes or plaid.

[Hammock Parties]

I think pretty much everyone is better than that guy. Including blueballs.

[Mr. Laz]

sorry Chagrin .... has to be bumped

[burt]

um.....wow.........just wow. I am so glad I missed this the first time.:shake:

[jidar]

Gayest thread I've seen here.

[Agent V]

Sorry.... did I miss something?

[MahiMike]

BUMP

[PinkFloyd]

Way too much Viva Viagra in this thread...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Nobody knows where my Larry has gone
But Judy left the same time
Why was he holding her hand
When he's supposed to be mine

http://arrowheadaddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/larry-johnson-and-julissa-get-a-condom-thederrty-truth-the-truth-behind-hollywood_1196541149000.png

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Then all my records keep dancing all night
But leave me alone for a while
'Til Larry's dancing with me
I've got no reason to smile

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/larryj.jpg

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Judy and Larry just walked thru the door
Like a queen with her king
Oh what a birthday surprise
Judy's wearing his ring

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h164/ybfchic/November%2007/lj2.jpg

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

Oh-oh-oh It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to, cry if I want to.....




Ahh; the douche bag party collection! Where's the Bey....on....ce....

[RustShack]

LJ is going to blow up New Orleans like Katrina...

[burt]

LJ is going to blow up New Orleans like Katrina...

I figure if we spread them out, there is less people for LJ to run through/over, creating a better chance of yardage?? Lets hope your are right.

[Hammock Parties]

Let's do this shit!

[DeezNutz]

Cause this worked so well last year.

[Hammock Parties]

(Angel, angel, whoa-oh-oh-oh, ooh)
(Angel, angel, whoa-oh-oh-oh, ooh)

http://www.blogcdn.com/nfl.fanhouse.com/media/2008/11/larry-johnson-110208.jpg

You are my special angel
Sent from up above
The Lord smiled down on me
And sent an angel to love (to love)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3007/2897774912_03eb91fc27.jpg


You are my special angel
Right from paradise
I know that you're an angel
Heaven is in your eyes

http://www.gaysportsblog.com/images/2008/10/24/larry_johnson_83127772.jpg

A smile from your lips
Bring the summer sunshine
The tears from your eyes bring the rain
I feel your touch, your warm embrace
And I'm in heaven again

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0n_5_PyvWXM/Sc1ioUNdQlI/AAAAAAAAJ28/F86bWntYREM/s400/%2327Johnson.jpg

You are my special angel
Through eternity
I'll have my special angel
Here to watch over me


(A smile from your lips)
(Brings the summer sunshine)
(The tears from your eyes bring the rain)
I feel your touch
Your warm embrace
And I'm in heaven again

http://www.sportsblink.com/product_images/larry-johnson-kansas-city-chiefs-running-zone-autographed-photograph-3353145.jpg

You are my special angel
Through eternity
I'll have my special angel
Here to watch over me (watch over me)
Here to watch over me
(Angel, angel)
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh, oh, oooooh)

http://www.tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/ljhandstupid.jpg

[Pioli Zombie]

I think Claythan did indeed lose his virginity. With a guy!!!!!
Posted via Mobile Device

[Slainte]

This thread has a Birthday!!!!

http://www.otherwhirled.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cockcake-bridal675shower7-14-07.jpg

[Buck]

Seems like a good time for a bump.

[Bane]

Seems like a good time for a bump.
ROFL no doubt!!!

[Sure-Oz]

This goes beyond man crush

[Bane]

All yours Go Chiefs if you want it.
Its no replica either.:banghead:

[kstater]

Creepy poem

Get your Fag@ot ass out of here.

[Saccopoo]

Seems like a good time for a bump.

Rep.

[Hammock Parties]

Where, oh where, can my LJ be?
The Herm took him away from me
He's gone to heaven, so I’ve got to be good
So I can see my LJ when I leave this world

We were out on a date in my daddy’s car
We hadn’t driven very far
There in the road, straight ahead
An offense was stalled, the O-line was dead

I couldn’t stop, so I swerved to the right
I’ll never forget the sound that night
The screamin' fans, the bustin' foot
The painful scream that I heard last

Where, oh where, can my LJ be?
The Herm took him away from me
He's gone to heaven, so I’ve got to be good
So I can see my LJ when I leave this world

When I woke up the rain was pourin down
There were people standin all around
Something warm flowing through my eyes
But somehow I found my LJ that night

I lifted his head, he looked at me and said
"Hold me Claythan, just a little while"
I held him close, I kissed him our last kiss
I found the love that I knew I had missed

Well now he’s gone
Even though I hold him tight
I lost my love, my life, that night

Where, oh where, can my LJ be?
The Herm took him away from me
He's gone to heaven, so I’ve got to be good
So I can see my LJ when I leave this world

[Saccopoo]

All yours Go Chiefs if you want it.
Its no replica either.:banghead:

I wonder if all those people that bought those 1/2 price LJ jerseys before the season began are still feeling good about their purchase?

[Bane]

I wonder if all those people that bought those 1/2 price LJ jerseys before the season began are still feeling good about their purchase?

I cant see how....

[T-post Tom]

Que 70's porn music...

(gravelly NFL Films -announcer-type voice) "See what former NFL star Larry 'Long' Johnson has in store for his number one fan, GoDeepChiefs, in Ron Jeremy's new film, You've Got Male Genitalia" ...bow chica bow bow...

[Skip Towne]

Lesley Gore you ain't.

[Red Coater]

LMAO, and then how everyone reacted to it was even better. ROFL

[wild1]

ooh, this is a good one.

[Hammock Parties]

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown!

Like the time he took DJ Williams pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town!

Or the time that he dumped a drink on Goldie Hawn!
Or those wacky prank phone calls
from midnight 'till dawn

What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo

And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside DJ's jockstrap
And filled his toothpaste tube with glue!

All those wedgies he gave, all
those shoestrings he tied

All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated Herm like slime
Remember when he cut that bitch in half?
Well, he really got her good that time!

Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag!

Then I dragged him by his ankles to
the middle of the forest

And stuffed him in a big plastic bag!

If the cops ever find him, who
knows what they'd say

But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me

It was a pretty good gag!

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry

[Mr. Flopnuts]

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[Frankie]

GoChiefs fantasizes about wearing number 89.

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/08/fantasyfootball/image/larryjohnson.jpg

[Reerun_KC]

ROFL

epic fail

[SDChiefs]

Clayton,

What did your Mom say when she caught you laying in bed staring up to an LJ poster that was affixed to the ceiling (not the side wall) while sucking on a chocolate covered frozen banana?

She said he should never leave the basement and just become a writer. Does he at all remind anyone else of Buffalo Bill right now?

[Redrum_69]

She said he should never leave the basement and just become a writer. Does he at all remind anyone else of Buffalo Bill right now?



I think Gotweet's mom bangs Nick Athan

['Hamas' Jenkins]

GoChiefs fantasizes about wearing number 89.

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/08/fantasyfootball/image/larryjohnson.jpg

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[bevischief]

Somtimes, I wonder just how your mind works.

ROFL

[bevischief]

Clayton,

What did your Mom say when she caught you laying in bed staring up to an LJ poster that was affixed to the ceiling (not the side wall) while sucking on a chocolate covered frozen banana?

ROFL

[JD10367]

So, is GoChiefs the "pillowbiting reporter" LJ mentioned?

>insert "Larry's johnson" joke here<

[bevischief]

So, is GoChiefs the "pillowbiting reporter" LJ mentioned?

>insert "Larry's johnson" joke here<

ROFL

[KCrockaholic]

I gave you positive rep yesterday... What the hell?!?!?

[wild1]

so does this mean that Go Chiefs is suspended too?

[Hammock Parties]

Larry and Claythan were lovers
He wanted to give him everything
Flowers, 400 carries and most of all, a Super Bowl ring

He saw a sign for a stock car race
A thousand dollar prize it read
He couldn't get Larry on the phone
So to his mother Claythan said

Tell Larry I love him, tell Larry I need him
Tell Larry I may be late
I've something to do that cannot wait

He drove his car to the racing grounds
He was the youngest driver there
The crowd roared as they started the race
'Round the track they drove at a deadly pace

No one knows what happened that day
How his car overturned in flames
But as they pulled him from the twisted wreck
With his dying breath, they heard him say

Tell Larry I love him, tell Larry I need him
Tell Larry not to cry
My love for him will never die

And in the chapel where Larry plays
For his Claythan who passed away
It was just for Larry he lived and died
Alone in the chapel he can hear him cry

Tell Larry I love him, tell Larry I need him
Tell Larry not to cry
My love for him will never die
Tell Larry I love him...

[Stinger]

Wow this place is slipping ......

Stay Down Bitch!!!!!!

[KCrockaholic]

Gay. Gay... Gay! Do you work for GLAAD?

[PRIEST]

ROFL

[Hammock Parties]

Gay. Gay... Gay! Do you work for GLAAD?

Who's sorry now
Who's sorry now

Whose heart is aching for breaking each voooooooooow

Who's sad and blue
Who's crying too
Just like I cried over you

Right to the end
Just like a friend

I tried to warn you somehooooooooooooooow

You had your waaaaaaay
Now you must paaaaaaaaay

And I'm glad that you're sorry nooooooooooow

Right to the end
Just like a friend

I tried to warn you somehooooooooooooooooow

Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu had your waaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Nooooooooooooow you must paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I'm glad that you're sorry noooooooooooooooooooooooow

[booger]

I WILL SWOLLOW HIM!!


sicko

[Hammock Parties]

Bye bye, love.
Bye bye, happiness.
Hello, loneliness.
I think I'm a-gonna cry-y.

Bye bye, love.
Bye bye, sweet caress.
Hello, emptiness.
I feel like I could di-ie.
Bye bye, my love, goodby-ye.

There goes my Larry
With-a someone new.

He sure looks happy.
I sure am blue.

He was my baby
'Til he said "fag"
Goodbye to romance
Larry is a hag!

Bye bye, love.
Bye bye, happiness.
Hello, loneliness.
I think I'm a-gonna cry-y.

Bye bye, love.
Bye bye, sweet caress.
Hello, emptiness.
I feel like I could di-ie.
Bye bye, my love, goodby-ye.

I'm a-through with romance.
I'm a-through with love.
I'm through with-a countin'
The stats above

And here's reason
That I'm so free:
My Larry baby
Is a-through with me.

Bye bye, love.
Bye bye, happiness.
Hello, loneliness.
I think I'm a-gonna cry-y.

Bye bye, love.
Bye bye, sweet caress.
Hello, emptiness.
I feel like I could di-ie.

Bye bye, my love, goodby-ye.
Bye bye, my love, goodby-ye.
Bye bye, my love, goodby-ye. <!--Lyrics End-->

[Fritz88]

FAIL

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/8425/faceslam.gif

[Hammock Parties]

Don't want your love any more.
Don't want your kisses, that's for sure.

I die each time I hear this sound:
"Here he comes, that's Larryyyyyy's clown."

I've got to stand tall.
You know a man can't crawl.

For when he knows you're telling lies
And he hears them passing by,

He's not a man at all.

Don't want your love any more.
Don't want your kisses, that's for sure.

I die each time I hear this sound,
"Here he comes, that's Larryyyyyyy's clown."

When you see me shed a tear,
And you know that it's sincere,

Don't you think it's kind of sad
That you're treating me so bad?

Or don't you even care?

Don't want your love any more.
Don't want your kisses , that's for sure.

I die each time I hear this sound:
"Here he comes, that's Larryyyyyy's clown."

[LOCOChief]

I hope I didn't get aids from reading that.

[Hammock Parties]

I hope I didn't get aids from reading that.


Everyone has AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS!
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!
Everyone has AIDS!

And so this is the end of Larry's story
And everyone is dead from AIDS
It took from me my best running back
My only true pal
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)

Well I'm gonna march on Kansas City
Lead the fight and charge Arrowhead
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS

Clark Hunt (AIDS!)
Scott Pioli (AIDS!)
Haley and Cassel and Bowe (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the whites and the spades

Everyone has AIDS!
My grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)
Leonard Pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)

C'mon everybody we got tomahawk chopping to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these barricades, everyone has

AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS

[LOCOChief]

WTF? dude what is wrong with you? Seriously, it's kinda funny, but it's also an indication that you have at the very least a screw loose.

[Hammock Parties]

you have at the very least a screw loose.[/B]

Breaking news!

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[Buck]

So does this mean you are leaving or something?

[LOCOChief]

Breaking news!

http://i33.tinypic.com/2e2qanl.gif

What is that pic from?

[SDChiefs]

Gay. Gay... Gay! Do you work for GLAAD?

He is the president. Why do you think he is so upset at Larry now.

[Hammock Parties]

So does this mean you are leaving or something?

Rock 'n roll is here to stay,
it will never die

It was meant to be that way,
though I don't know why

I don't care what people say,
rock 'n roll is here to stay

(We don't care what people say, rock 'n roll is here to stay)

Rock 'n roll will always be
our ticket to the end

It will go down in history,
just you wait, my friend

Rock 'n roll will always be,
it'll go down in history

(Rock 'n roll will always be, it'll go down in history)

So come on,
everybody rock,
everybody rock,
everybody rock,
everybody rock
Everybody rock

Now everybody rock 'n roll,
everybody rock 'n roll,
everybody rock 'n roll
Everybody rock 'n roll,
everybody rock 'n roll

Rock 'n roll will always be
our ticket to the end

It will go down in history,
just you wait, my friend

Rock 'n roll will always be,
it'll go down in history

If you don't like rock 'n roll,
think what you've been missin'

But if you like to bop and strawl,
come on down and listen

Let's all start to have a ball,
everybody rock 'n roll

Ah, oh baby, ah, oh baby, ah, oh baby, ah, oh baby, rock! <!--Lyrics End-->

[theultimatekcchiefsfan]

This is rather gay.

Larry, is that you?

[Gadzooks]

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/08/fantasyfootball/image/larryjohnson.jpg


This is the gayest picture in the history of professional sports.

[Fat Elvis]

Yes. You will follow him. You will follow him all 2.7 yds at a time.

[bevischief]

http://www.chiefsgab.com/2009/10/27/an-letter-of-thanks-from-a-fan-to-larry-johnson/

An Letter of Thanks from a Fan to Larry Johnson
Posted by Matt Loede on October 27th, 2009 in Features
To Whom It May Concern; Oct. 27, 2009

Two years ago my son became interested in football. I use the term “interested” loosely because he was a 4 year old boy who could tell you the stats of the entire Kansas City Chiefs football team along with many other players on all the other NFL teams. At the age of 5 he sat through 5 hours of the football draft and every year since gets excited when that time of year comes around to find out who the Chiefs will pick. He is constantly explaining to me about the NFC and AFC and what a bootleg is or any other of the many football terms.

We live in New Jersey and have absolutely no connections to anyone or anything in or remotely around Kansas City, MO but my son decided that was his team and he has been the most loyal of all fans since the day he decided he loved football.

The only thing I did not like about his love for the game was the player he so admired. There are and have been in the past two years so many players on the Chiefs’ team that could be someone I would want my child to look up to, at least from a media perspective. However, my son’s love for the game and admiration for Larry Johnson was what has transformed him into an amazing 6 year old football player.

Months ago my husband purchased front row seats on the 5 yard line for the Kansas City/Chargers game on Oct. 25th, 2009. They made the trip out to KC for the first time and my son was nothing short of breath taken by the entire adventure.

I write this letter to you because 10 years ago I began teaching because I loved children and I wanted to make a difference. Now, as a mother of 3, I had tears in my eyes when my son called me from Arrowhead Stadium to tell me that Larry Johnson not only came over to his seat and signed his replica helmet but he also stood in front of him, took his gloves off and handed them to him.

Larry Johnson, from what I have seen of him in the media over the past 2 years, has shown no sign of any type of role model that a professional athlete should. However, this past Sunday, before his gay slander to the press and months after his suspension for the alleged domestic dispute with his girlfriend, he, in my eyes became a hero because he did for my son what no other person in the world could have done.

I write this letter to you so you can see that behind all of these things we read about we never hear about anything like this on the news and what this man has done for my son. I will forever be grateful for that simple act of Larry Johnson’s.

At night as we read football books and talk about Larry Johnson’s stats and how the Chiefs will prepare for next Sunday’s game I tell him that someday there will be a little boy getting tucked into bed reading a story book about him, Austin Sasiak.

If it is at all possible I would greatly appreciate this message getting passed on to Larry Johnson so he can know how deeply appreciative we are for what he did. He has made the difference in my son’s life and I thank him.

Sincerely,

Sarah and Sean

[Pink Paradise 2010]

This is rather gay.

yep... it is... and creepyROFL

[wild1]

it looks like Go Chiefs' fandom is on waivers now!

[salame]

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/3375/original/cool-story-bro.jpg

[wild1]

that graphic is kind of scary.

[wild1]

I will follow Him (follow Him),
Follow Him wherever He may go,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love...


how deep is your love?

Larry knows the door to your soul...

He is your light in your darkest hour...

how deep is your love?

[Buck]

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay

I don't know why I did the things I did I don't know why I said the things I said
Pride's like a knife it can cut deep inside
Words are like weapons they wound sometimes.

I didn't really mean to hurt you I didn't wanna see you go I know I made you cry, but baby

[Chorus:]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do

If I could turn back time

My world was shattered I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife and drove it deep in my heart
You walked out that door I swore that I didn't care
But I lost everything darling then and there

Too strong to tell you I was sorry
Too proud to tell you I was wrong
I know that I was blind, and ooh...

[Chorus]

Ooohh

If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
ooh baby

I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't want to see you go
I know I made you cry
Ooohh

[Chorus #2]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do

If I could turn back time (turn back time)
If I could find a way (find a way)
Then baby, maybe, maybe
You'd stay

[to fade]
Reach the stars
If I could reach the stars

[wild1]

Stay with me,
My love I hope you'll always be
Right here by my side if ever I need you
Oh my love

In your arms,
I feel so safe and so secure
Everyday is such a perfect day to spend
Alone with you

I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year

With the dawn,
Oh I see so very clearly now
All my fears are drifting by me so slowly now
Fading away

I can say
The night is long but you are here
Close at hand, oh I'm better for the smile you give
And while I live

I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year there will be

I will follow you will you follow me
All the days and nights that we know will be
I will stay with you will you stay with me
Just one single tear in each passing year...

[Mr. Laz]

Love, love will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking girl comes along singing her song
Don't mess around,
You gotta be strong
Just Stop [stop], 'cause I really love You
Stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You, You belong to me now
Ain't gonna set you free now
When those girls start hanging around talking me down
Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound
Just Stop [stop], 'cause I really love you
Stop [stop], I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together, what ever.

Young and beautiful
Someday your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off
Who'll be turning you on

I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I'll need you now and I'll need you then
Stop 'cause I really love Ya
Stop I'll be thinking of Ya
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

[Mr. Kotter]

He says his love for me could never die
But that'd change if he ever found out about you and I

Oh - but his love is cold
It wouldn't hurt him if he didn't know, 'cause...

When it gets too much
I need to feel your touch

I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you
He's got a heart of gold he'd never let me down
But you're the one that always turns me on
You keep me comin' 'round

I know his love is true
But it's so damn easy makin' love to you

I got my mind made up
I need to feel your touch

I'm gonna run to you
Ya - I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna stay all night

I'm gonna run to you
Ya - I'm gonna run to you
Oh when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you

[InChiefsHeaven]

See you in hell!!!

can i make you an offer
you can't refuse
i kept my eyes on you
cause i tell you that you lose
and you can come with me
to a place you'll know so well
and i will take you
to the very gates of hell

CHORUS
See you in hell my friend
See you in hell my friend
See you in hell my friend
I'll see you in hell!!!

Your choice's up then
how many sins can be yours
at my kingdom final choice
is yours!
you can take it
any time that you need
next thing I'll borrow
all you've got to do is bleed

Come with me, i will take you down
to the very depths of your soul
and i'll make you burn!!!

See you...see you in hell!!!
See you...see you in hell!!!

See you in hell!!!

can i make you an offer
you can't refuse
i kept my eyes on you
cause i tell you that you lose
and you can come with me
to a place you'll know so well
like i told you
at the very gates of hell

[Hammock Parties]

You alone can make my song take fliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Iiiiiiiiiit's over now...the music of the niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

http://lvindex.com/new-york/events/uploads/27/phantom-of-the-opera.jpg

[Adept Havelock]

The Hell Of It (From Phantom Of The Paradise) lyrics



Roll on thunder, shine on lightning
The days are long and the nights are frightenin'
Nothing matters anyway,
And that's the hell of it.

Winter comes and the winds blew colder
While some grew wiser, you just grew older
And you never listened anyway,
And that's the hell of it.

Good for nothing, bad in bed
Nobody likes you and you're better off dead
Goodbye, we've all come to say goodbye (goodbye)
Goodbye (goodbye)
Born defeated, died in vain
Super-destructive, you were hooked on pain
Though your music lingers on
All of us are glad you're gone

If I could live my life half as worthlessly as you
I'm convinced that I'd wind up burning too.

Love yourself as you loved no other
Be no man's fool and be no man's brother
We're all born to die alone, you know, that's the hell of it.

Life's a game where they're bound to beat you
And time's a trick it can turn to cheat you
And we only waste it anyway,
And that's the hell of it.

Good for nothing, bad in bed
Nobody liked you and you're better off dead
Goodbye, we've all come to say goodbye (goodbye)
Goodbye (goodbye)
Born defeated, died in vain
Super-destructive, you were hooked on pain
And though your music lingers on
All of us are glad you're gone

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[BossChief]

man, I saw this thread a bunch of times but never clicked it.

this is some of the gayest stuff since gay came to gay town.



































thats pretty gay

[BossChief]

<-----------------laugh at him Glenn!!

[Hammock Parties]

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown!

Like the time he took DJ Williams pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town!

Or the time that he dumped a drink on Goldie Hawn!
Or those wacky prank phone calls
from midnight 'till dawn

What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo

And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside DJ's jockstrap
And filled his toothpaste tube with glue!

All those wedgies he gave, all
those shoestrings he tied

All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated Herm like slime
Remember when he cut that bitch in half?
Well, he really got her good that time!

Say, do you remember when Haley broke in Larry's house!
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag!

Then he dragged him by his ankles to
the middle of the forest

And stuffed him in a big plastic bag!

If another team ever finds him, who
knows what they'd say

But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me

It was a pretty good gag!

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry

[BossChief]

I was a Larry Johnson fan too, but man, this is just spooky creepy

[Hammock Parties]

First I was afraid
I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side

But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong

I grew strong
I learned how to carry on!

So you're a back!
from outer space

I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face

I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key

If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go!
walk out the door!
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore

weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die

Oh no, not I
I will survive!

as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive

I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give

and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me

[Pioli Zombie]

"Chris Johnson is running faster than GoChiefs from a naked woman saying "let's do it" "
Posted via Mobile Device

[Mojo Jojo]

You never close your eyes
Anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness
Like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (Larry).
But Larry, Larry I know it...

You've lost that rushin' feelin',
Whoa, that rushin' feelin',
You've lost that rushin' feelin',
Now you're gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look
In your eyes when I reach for you.
And now you're starting to
Tweet little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (Larry).
'Cause Larry, something beautiful's dyin'.

You lost that lovin' feelin',
Whoa, that rushin' feelin',
You've lost that rushin' feelin',
Now you're gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Larry, Laary, I'd get down on my knees for you.
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.
We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.
So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.

Larry (Larry), Larry (Larry),
I beg of you please (please), please (please)
I need your love (I need your love), I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that rushin' feelin',
Whoa, that rushin' feelin'
Bring back that rushin' feelin',
'Cause you're gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
woh-oh-oh-oh

Bring back that rushin' feelin',
Whoa, that rushin' feelin'
Bring back that rushin' feelin',
'Cause you're gone...gone...gone...
And I can't go on.. wooooah

[cdcox]

*** BOB DOLE: DO NOT READ FURTHER ***


Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, Michelle, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers ev'rywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfishs on the beach

[Pioli Zombie]

You're breaking my heart
You're tearin it apart
So Fuck You!!!!!!!
Posted via Mobile Device

[wild1]

Who Dey?

[Mr. Laz]

has the OP bought his ticket to cincy yet?

[Buck]

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion
I was soaring ever higher
But I flew too high

Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man
Though my mind could think I still was a mad man
I hear the voices when I'm dreaming
I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

Masquerading as a man with a reason
My charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, well
It surely means that I don't know

On a stormy sea of moving emotion
Tossed about I'm like a ship on the ocean
I set a course for winds of fortune
But I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry no more

No!

Carry on, you will always remember
Carry on, nothing equals the splendor
The center lights around your vanity
But surely heaven waits for you

Carry on my wayward son
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest
Don't you cry (don't you cry no more)

http://blogs.king5.com/seahawks/images/LT.jpg

[Fritz88]

Let's all enter a dark room, naked and start fucking each other. We leave, no body knows who fucks who.

[Hammock Parties]

Back up in your ass with the Resurrection
Is the group harder than an erection
That shows more affection
They wanna ban us on Capital Hill
Cause its die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2009/0915/nfl_a_tomlinson_300.jpg


All along [still] it was the geto, nothing but the geto
Takin short steps one foot at a time and keep my head low
And never let go
cause if I let go, then I'll be spineless
I'm goin' INSANE!


I think my mind just goes outta control
And judge your subjects muthafuckas read about
I touch on the shit that they be leavin' out
I seen this muthafucka's .9 smokin'
I seen the same ****a with the .9 die with his eyes open
And simply what this means is
He didn't know that every dog had his day
Until he seen his
I bet you muthafuckas will too
Because its die muthafucka, die muthafucka still fool


Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas still fool
Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas still


Awwww Fuck! Chuck's on a killing spree again
With guillotines for men
I walk around town with a frown on my face
Fuck the whole world, fixin' to catch a murder case
The murder rate

May increase if your caught up in the world
While it's dyin', I guarentee your fryin' cause I am
On the verge of knockin' muthafuckas out for no reason
Once I get down there'll be no breathin' it seems when
Muthafuckas wanna calm down, put his palm down
Seems I gots to lay the law down
Now its on pow what you to do? I'm askin' you

Step to face I'll break your ass in two, bastard you
Rather swim in some fuckin' hot tar
Before you fuck wit Willie D cause what I got for
Your ass will make ya shit your meal
Cause it's die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas still


Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas still fool
Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas still


How many ****as brought they irons tonight? [Tell me]
How many ****as wanna ride tonight? [I do]
Pick out our victims when the time is right
We get they ass up off the corner cause they dyin' tonight


****as be all up in my mug
But it's a different story when them muthafuckas coughing up blood
[When he died, looking in his eyes, was he as he cried]
I bust another cap in his ass and he died, time is 5


****as be shootin' the gif like they for real
But when it jumps, they ain't got no murder skills
So Bill just, chops 'em down, watch 'em fall
And cut they ass head to toe, jaw to jaw


But I'ma make your bitch ass holla
Cause I'ma put a hole in your head
The size of a half a dolla
[Fuck around and get your cap peeled cause this is]
Die muthafucka, die muthafucka [kill]

Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas still fool
Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas still

[bevischief]

Wear your...

[Simply Red]

44-24ROFL


:edit: never mind, ****IITTTT:cuss:

[POND_OF_RED]

Don't you cry (don't you cry no more)


Never thought I'd see the day when you actually admitted that LT is the biggest cry baby in the NFL. Kaeding ripped those homer glasses right off didn't he? :evil:

[Quesadilla Joe]

I WILL FOLLOW HIM!

http://mediasuite.316networks.com/player.php?p=h3ux9u00

[Frankie]

I WILL FOLLOW HIM!

http://mediasuite.316networks.com/player.php?p=h3ux9u00

Dug up an old GoChiefs embarrassment just to add your own to it?! Thanks!! I'm sure everybody wanted to forget this thread. Now you made it even worse.

[Hammock Parties]

God he is an annoying douche.

[Frankie]

God he is an annoying douche.

Who? Tebow or KnowMo?

[HotRoute]

man, this LJ love is starting to make me queesy . . . . and to think he has to split carries with portis and parker. what a shame

[HotRoute]

"Johnson has been arrested four times since 2003 on various assault charges against women."

i do give him some credit he has stayed outta trouble for a little while, but the time will come when he does something else stupid, i kinda imagine it as Lawrence Taylor part II

[CrazyPhuD]

Sounds like LJ needs to join the steelers....

[InChiefsHeaven]

Link doesn't even work for me...but I'm guessing something about Moreno?

[Quesadilla Joe]

Link doesn't even work for me...but I'm guessing something about Moreno?

It was removed from that website a few hours after I posted it. It is Tebow speaking at a church in Memphis on mothers day.

[Quesadilla Joe]

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1274049106912RA12

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

From a Chief to a lowly foreskin.

[Eleazar]

http://www.veegallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/look-what-i-found.jpg

[DaneMcCloud]

http://www.veegallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/look-what-i-found.jpg

LMAO

[Strongside]

DAFUQ!?

[Mr_Tomahawk]

probably my favorite thread

[O.city]

This was before Pff, he didn't know any better.

[seaofred]

LOL!

[ChiefsCountry]

LJ was one hell of a player for us.

[Strongside]

Is Larry even alive anymore?

[Bugeater]

LMAO Clay must have agitated someone.

[Hammock Parties]

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door
Well, he always was the neighborhood clown!

Like the time he took DJ Williams pants off and he took those color pictures
And posted copies all over town!

Or the time that he dumped a drink on Goldie Hawn!
Or those wacky prank phone calls
from midnight 'till dawn

What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo

And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside DJ's jockstrap
And filled his toothpaste tube with glue!

All those wedgies he gave, all
those shoestrings he tied

All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside
Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

You know I couldn't help but laugh
Even though he treated Herm like slime
Remember when he cut that bitch in half?
Well, he really got her good that time!

Say, do you remember when Haley broke in Larry's house!
Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag!

Then he dragged him by his ankles to
the middle of the forest

And stuffed him in a big plastic bag!

If another team ever finds him, who
knows what they'd say

But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today
He would have to agree with me

It was a pretty good gag!

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'll never forget about Larry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry
Oh, I remember Larry

This is underrated in retrospect.

[ILChief]

Did LJ throw it 20 yards in the air? What was his YPC?

[ChiefsCountry]

Is Larry even alive anymore?

DJing at a strip club in Miami.

[ILChief]

LMAO Clay must have agitated everyone .

FYP

[Hammock Parties]

This was before Pff, he didn't know any better.

Larry's PFF rating would have been phenomenal in 2004, 2005 and 2006, and decent in 2007.

He was making defenders miss like whoa.

Now his pass blocking rating on the other hand...

[Strongside]

Larry's PFF rating would have been phenomenal in 2004, 2005 and 2006, and decent in 2007.

He was making defenders miss like whoa.

Now his pass blocking rating on the other hand...

I still wonder how much of his success was due to our OL.

[KcMizzou]

I beat my buddy at work in FF last week. In the trash talk, he was quick to bring up the fact that I once was a proud owner of a Todd McFarlane Larry Johnson figure.

He was a beast for a little while. Took me a bit to accept that he was a total shit bag as a person. And I'm still paying for it....

[Hammock Parties]

I still wonder how much of his success was due to our OL.

People need to go back and watch those games. Larry was running people the fuck over. His yards after contact was PHENOMENAL.

[Deberg_1990]

I beat my buddy at work in FF last week. In the trash talk, he was quick to bring up the fact that I once was a proud owner of a Todd McFarlane Larry Johnson figure.

He was a beast for a little while. Took me a bit to accept that he was a total shit bag as a person. And I'm still paying for it....

I still have my McFarnlane Priest and LJ figures. Love them!

[Strongside]

I beat my buddy at work in FF last week. In the trash talk, he was quick to bring up the fact that I once was a proud owner of a Todd McFarlane Larry Johnson figure.

He was a beast for a little while. Took me a bit to accept that he was a total shit bag as a person. And I'm still paying for it....

I cut down my jersey collection via barrel fire about 6 months ago. Among those donated to Goodwill were Samie Parker, Ty Law, Steve Bono, Kendrell Bell. 2 were burned...Larry Johnson, and Tony Richardson. LJ is obvious, Tony is for personal reasons which I will not discuss. I don't have that kind of a lawyer.

[Strongside]

People need to go back and watch those games. Larry was running people the **** over. His yards after contact was PHENOMENAL.

He always seemed to dominate in division games, which I loved.

[Deberg_1990]

Someone needs to dig up Clays love letters to Brodie Croyle.


"On a beautiful, clear August night...Croyle is the best QB I've ever seen".

ROFL

[Strongside]

Someone needs to dig up Clays love letters to Brodie Croyle.


"On a beautiful, clear August night...Croyle is the best QB I've ever seen".

ROFL

I mean, it is flu season. No need to make everyone sick.

[wasi]

I still have my McFarnlane Priest and LJ figures. Love them!

Next year they should just make a box with Houston and Hali.

[Hammock Parties]

Someone needs to dig up Clays love letters to Brodie Croyle.


"On a beautiful, clear August night...Croyle is the best QB I've ever seen".

ROFL

I never wrote that.

Was simply recapping a very good night of practice and trying to give WPI homers a slice of hope.

[Sfeihc]

I still have my McFarnlane Priest and LJ figures. Love them!

I've got the Willie Roaf. #77 was a very bad man.

[Cannibal]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/FollowHim.jpg

[notorious]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/FollowHim.jpg

If only that record said,"Blow Up Doll".........

[DanBecky]

I cut down my jersey collection via barrel fire about 6 months ago. Among those donated to Goodwill were Samie Parker, Ty Law, Steve Bono, Kendrell Bell. 2 were burned...Larry Johnson, and Tony Richardson. LJ is obvious, Tony is for personal reasons which I will not discuss. I don't have that kind of a lawyer.

I could never hate T-Rich. Dude gave everything he could for this team. But we all have our reasons.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

He should have made a video of every TD that LJ scored and Dunn lifted him in the air set to "You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban.

[O.city]

So was clay the woman who's face lj spit upon?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I cut down my jersey collection via barrel fire about 6 months ago. Among those donated to Goodwill were Samie Parker, Ty Law, Steve Bono, Kendrell Bell. 2 were burned...Larry Johnson, and Tony Richardson. LJ is obvious, Tony is for personal reasons which I will not discuss. I don't have that kind of a lawyer.

That is bullshit. You don't dangle a story like that and then say you can't talk about it.

[Cannibal]

So was clay the woman who's face lj splooged upon?

FYP.

[Pablo]

T-Rich obviously fucked his girlfriend/sister/mom.

[Three7s]

Did LJ throw it 20 yards in the air? What was his YPC?
Clay jizzed during LJ's one career TD pass.

[Strongside]

T-Rich obviously ****ed his girlfriend/sister/mom.

Let's just say that his treatment of a certain female acquaintance was right on par with Larry Johnson's. Legal steps were taken and it was kept under wraps. It's amazing how different a person is in real life vs public perception sometimes...I'll leave it at that.

[Simply Red]

Let's just say that his treatment of a certain female acquaintance was right on par with Larry Johnson's. Legal steps were taken and it was kept under wraps. It's amazing how different a person is in real life vs public perception sometimes...I'll leave it at that.

so he was cakn too, all this time?!

[Eleazar]

To celebrate LJ's latest fashion show in the chrome bracelets, bumpity bump

[Reerun_KC]

LMAO

[Steron]

That was nice.

[Hammock Parties]

follow him wherever he may gooooo

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Chiefs?src=hash">#Chiefs</a> step Brother &quot;Bam&quot; Morris <a href="https://t.co/zOjtFvl56n">pic.twitter.com/zOjtFvl56n</a></p>&mdash; Larry Johnson (@2LarryJohnson7) <a href="https://twitter.com/2LarryJohnson7/status/833114644835401728">February 19, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Hammock Parties]

good to see that LJ is living well. that is the best revenge.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Old arch nemesis. <a href="https://twitter.com/LT_21">@LT_21</a> lol <a href="https://t.co/QuIV0SaFoi">pic.twitter.com/QuIV0SaFoi</a></p>&mdash; Larry Johnson (@2LarryJohnson7) <a href="https://twitter.com/2LarryJohnson7/status/832791643661205504">February 18, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[ChiliConCarnage]

ITT, I learned Bam Morris isn't currently in prison. Good for him

[Rain Man]

I cut down my jersey collection via barrel fire about 6 months ago. Among those donated to Goodwill were Samie Parker, Ty Law, Steve Bono, Kendrell Bell. 2 were burned...Larry Johnson, and Tony Richardson. LJ is obvious, Tony is for personal reasons which I will not discuss. I don't have that kind of a lawyer.

If I ever decide to purchase another jersey, I'm going to consult with you first and then do the opposite of whatever you recommend. No offense.

[Jim Raynor]

Bumping a 3 year old thread?

Brilliant!

[Hammock Parties]

Bumping a 3 year old thread?

Brilliant!

I didn't feel like creating a new thread just for a couple of LJ tweets.

[loochy]

I didn't feel like creating a new thread just for a couple of LJ tweets.

You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

[Jim Raynor]

I bet that's what they said about that god damn abomination know as "Broncos Fighting and Danny Threvathan out 6-8 weeks" thread too. "Just a couple tweets!" 800,000 posts later it was finally killed.

[Psyko Tek]

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/bucky_brooks/07/05/tc.preview.afc.west/t1-larry.johnson.jpg

I will follow Him, follow Him wherever He may go,
And near Him, I always will be,
For nothing can keep me away, He is my destiny.

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/bucky_brooks/09/14/WeekTwo/t1-larry.johnson.jpg

I will follow Him, ever since He touched my heart I knew,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love.

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/08/fantasyfootball/image/larryjohnson.jpg

I love Him, I love Him, I love Him,
And where He goes, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGS073%7ELarry-Johnson-05-06-Action-Posters.jpg

I will follow Him, follow Him wherever He may go,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away...

http://images.athlonsports.com/d/5862-1/LarryJohnson1.jpg

I will follow Him (follow Him),
Follow Him wherever He may go,
There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love...

http://www.nflfreaks.com/images/Players/NFLF-Larry_Johnson_102906.jpg

I love Him (Oh yes, I love Him)
I'll follow (I'm gonna follow)
True love (He'll always be my true, true love)
Forever (Now until forever)
I love Him, I love Him, I love Him,
And where He goes, I'll follow, I'll follow, I'll follow,
He'll always be my true love, my true love, my true love,
From now until forever, forever, forever...

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/11/2007/09/larryjohnsonrappin.jpg

There isn't an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high, it can keep,
Keep me away, away from His love!

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/064G6hkbSG0Gb/610x.jpg

isn't his a Clay, goatsee, go chiefs Q?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Bumping a 3 year old thread?

Brilliant!

Clay, who is this n00b following you about and humping your leg?

[Hammock Parties]

Clay, who is this n00b following you about and humping your leg?

Who cares? Stay on topic.

[TimBone]

I bet that's what they said about that god damn abomination know as "Broncos Fighting and Danny Threvathan out 6-8 weeks" thread too. "Just a couple tweets!" 800,000 posts later it was finally killed.
Oh no, that thread still lives. I think somebody renamed it to the Broncos Megathread. Knowmo is still in there rustling jimmies with the best of them. He's a talent, that one.

[TimBone]

I'm honestly surprised LJ even references his time with the Chiefs anymore. I mean, I know he had a few great seasons, but with his off the field drama, I don't believe many remember him fondly.

[Hammock Parties]

I'm honestly surprised LJ even references his time with the Chiefs anymore. I mean, I know he had a few great seasons, but with his off the field drama, I don't believe many remember him fondly.

DT fathered like 20 kids in the Kansas City area and he's an icon.

Nobody really gives a shit.

[Eleazar]

I'm honestly surprised LJ even references his time with the Chiefs anymore. I mean, I know he had a few great seasons, but with his off the field drama, I don't believe many remember him fondly.

He had two great seasons. That's it.

[Hammock Parties]

He had two great seasons. That's it.

And Priest had three...big whoop.

[New World Order]

LJ was a dick.

Hope he burns in hell

[GloryDayz]

My God Larry Johnson was awesome. It took riding the bench and the team to keep him from passing Priest. Not to mention he ran behind a comparatively lesser line than Priest.

[loochy]

he still be CAKN PATNA

[MeatRock]

LJ was great for 2 seasons when he ran pissed off at the world. Then he turned into a lumbering piece of shit with spaghetti legs. He trucked people over and then all of a sudden he couldn't break a tackle to save his ass.

[Trent Green GOAT]

Shit, I just started middle school when this guy was tearing it up. I remember he got that big contract, and went from running like the 230lb back he is, to dancing in the backfield.

[GloryDayz]

LJ was great for 2 seasons when he ran pissed off at the world. Then he turned into a lumbering piece of shit with spaghetti legs. He trucked people over and then all of a sudden he couldn't break a tackle to save his ass.

:rolleyes: It's not like he had the open holes to run through that Priest had..

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Clay, who is this n00b following you about and humping your leg?

Big Smoke/Dr Pepper/Lil Smokey

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Big Smoke/Dr Pepper/Lil Smokey

Ahh...okay.

[Rain Man]

He had two great seasons. That's it.

Well, that's two more than any of us ever had, so he's got room to boast.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Ahh...okay.

I am....the Mult Whisperer

[New World Order]

Big Smoke/Dr Pepper/Lil Smokey


Is it?

Thank God he's back!

[Mr. Laz]

Virus popup alert from this thread

dregin.com or something

[TimBone]

Virus popup alert from this thread

dregin.com or something
Thanks. When you see stuff like that, just report a post or something within the thread and explain the situation within your report. Or pm a mod.

I'll report your post now so that Daface or Bearcat can see it in the morning.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Is it?

Thank God he's back!

Yup. Definitely not a fresh turd, but yet another one bubbling back outta the abyss

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you haven’t done the whole DNA test kit <a href="https://twitter.com/Ancestry?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Ancestry</a> I suggest you do! I just found out I’m West African and 15 percent Irish....I guarantee 100% of that Irish blood is my liver.</p>&mdash; Larry Johnson (@2LarryJohnson7) <a href="https://twitter.com/2LarryJohnson7/status/936688194610921472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2017</a></blockquote>
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[Simply Red]

LMAO

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If you haven’t done the whole DNA test kit <a href="https://twitter.com/Ancestry?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Ancestry</a> I suggest you do! I just found out I’m West African and 15 percent Irish....I guarantee 100% of that Irish blood is my liver.</p>&mdash; Larry Johnson (@2LarryJohnson7) <a href="https://twitter.com/2LarryJohnson7/status/936688194610921472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 1, 2017</a></blockquote>
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That's pretty good. ROFL

[redfan]

HOLY FUCK

[Red Dawg]

I know what 85 percent of him is.

[carcosa]

He has some nice tweets

[Kiimo]

King Pink ain't no Irish, they can hold their liquor.

[GloryDayz]

I know what 85 percent of him is.

The guy who could be our all time leading rusher? Nope, that would be 100%

[Hammock Parties]

For nothing could keep me away....

He was my destinyyyyyyyyyyyyy

https://i.imgur.com/zehLZHK.jpg

[Strongside]

Saw him today too. Some kid goes, anyone ever tell you you look like Larry Johnson? To which LJ replied, “Yeah I get that a lot.”

[VAChief]

Saw him today too. Some kid goes, anyone ever tell you you look like Larry Johnson? To which LJ replied, “Yeah I get that a lot.”

Who is the Sling Blade looking mo fo with LJ?

[Simply Red]

Who is the Sling Blade looking mo fo with LJ?

You would know a lot about that being from Virginia.

[VAChief]

You would know a lot about that being from Virginia.

Lighten up Francis.

[Hammock Parties]

he will follow me

https://i.imgur.com/F2vyYOP.png