OK, gotta have a "first play" thread.

[Hammock Parties]

Didn't see one, so what will be our first offensive play tomorrow? My money is on a bootleg that goes horribly awry.

[dj56dt58]

touchdown Patriots?

[dorseybowe]

Larry Johnson right side 2 yard gain

[jjchieffan]

That's easy. LJ up the middle for 2 yards.

[BigRock]

LJ and Brodie will botch the exchange on a handoff. LJ will dive onto the ball, clipping Brodie's knee in the process. Brodie is out for the season. Loss of 4 on the play.

[milkman]

Dive play to the FB.

[keg in kc]

Screen to Bowe.

[milkman]

QB Sneak.

[SPchief]

Flea flicker

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Playfake pass to Tony

[FAX]

1st Offensive Play: PA pass to Bowe down the sideline.
1st Defensive Play: NE run off tackle for 7 yards.

FAX

[teedubya]

that's easy. sack by richard seymour for 8 yard loss

[DaFace]

I'd say there's about an 80% chance that LJ gets the ball.

[Bugeater]

**** it, why run the risk of running a play at all? I'm thinking we should just punt on 1st down.

[The Franchise]

LJ off left tackle for 3 yards.

[KCCHIEFS27]

playaction..TD pass to Moss after pollard AND page fly up to the line..because they are big hitters.

[Bowser]

End around to Bowe for 7 yards.

playaction..TD pass to Moss after pollard AND page fly up to the line..because they are big hitters.

LMAO

[Saleenman607]

77 yard FG attempt......wide right and short by 60yds

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I'd go play-action, 9 route to Darling.

Just for you, Clayton.

[RustShack]

I'll go with the play we used to open the last two seasons. That or a playaction hail marry to DVD!!

[kcfanXIII]

PA to sippiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO OH, wait....

[TrickyNicky]

LJ up the poop chute for 7 yards. Throws up the roc and slaps a woman.

[boogblaster]

LJ left-side 4 yards .. print it ....

[Coach]

Would be nice to pull off a hook and ladder or a statue of liberty play.....

That being said, a simple hand-off to Larry Johnson for no gain.

[chiefbowe82]

lj receives the ball and knocked over by mcintosh loss of 4.

[chiefbowe82]

Would be nice to pull off a hook and ladder or a statue of liberty play.....

That being said, a simple hand-off to Larry Johnson for no gain.

omg it's coach!

[ClevelandBronco]

Intentional safety. Gotta win that battle for field position.

[luv]

Screen to Bowe.

That would be my guess.

[Shag]

Play action, looking deep, likely to Bowe.

[ClevelandBronco]

Play action, looking deep, likely to Bowe.

That's Martyball.

[Pablo]

I'm gonna call a lateral pass to Bowe in the flat.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

PA Rollout to Gonzo who is running a drag route.

[TrickyNicky]

I want to change mine to PA checkdown to Mike Cox in the flat please.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

I don't know, I just see a shot down the field.

[TrickyNicky]

Oh I'm sure Croyle will give it a second's consideration before seeing he's about to die and dump it off.

[teedubya]

Crodie gets sacked and injures his spleen.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Brady long bomb TD to Moss.

[KCrockaholic]

umm...I right - split wide - 51 zebra 'go' - F swing - H stay.

duh!!!

[ClevelandBronco]

First play: Come out dressed as the Chargers. Post-game: Claim that San Diego is now 0-1.

[POND_OF_RED]

I'm going to guess intentional grounding.

[OctoberFart]

Here's KC's playbook since Herm dumbed it down for Brodie I'll go with the top left play.

[Chiefs=Champions]

Here's KC's playbook since Herm dumbed it down for Brodie I'll go with the top left play.

Wow never heard that joke before... Especially not from you... :shake:

[KCrockaholic]

umm...I right - split wide - 51 zebra 'go' - F swing - H stay.

duh!!!

...or i guess in KC "herminology" ... 'The Dragonfly'!

[KcMizzou]

Here's KC's playbook since Herm dumbed it down for Brodie I'll go with the top left play.That's about what I expect.

(Don't think that means I respect you any more... you ****ing waste of bandwidth.)

[KcMizzou]

First play: Come out dressed as the Chargers. Post-game: Claim that San Diego is now 0-1.Sounds like a plan... :hmmm:

[triple]

WR screen

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I say Brodie fumbles the snap, NE recovers for a 5 yard TD.

[Smed1065]

Spend 150 million in FA....?

[kstater]

Play action sack.

[CupidStunt]

O: LJ inside zone for a four-yard gain
D: Brady pass short right to Welker for a 13-yard gain.

[JuicesFlowing]

Playaction, 35 yard pass to Bowe.

[Hammock Parties]

We really oughta just have some balls and go right at Wheatley, their rookie CB, with a double move. TO DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KcMizzou]

We really oughta just have some balls and go right at Wheatley, their rookie CB, with a double move. TO DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Or we could take a knee on first down... same thing.

:)

[Simply Red]

touchdown Patriots?

brownchicken browncow!

[Simply Red]

Here's KC's playbook since Herm dumbed it down for Brodie I'll go with the top left play.

ROFL Okay that was sorta funny.

[KC Jones]

razzle dazzle statue of flea flicking liberty power toss sweep free kick!


They will never see it coming!

[KCUnited]

I want to change mine to PA checkdown to Mike Cox in the flat please.

+1. Bootleg to Cox for 7 yards.

[StcChief]

Playfake pass to Tonyyes on his way to the last 179 yards to get all the records.

[Hammock Parties]

You know a bootleg to Cox might spring wide open for 20+

[HypnotizedMonkey]

Called play, LJ up the middle... Brodie changes to a pass play and it is incomplete to Bowe.

[Cjanz]

LJ straight into the center for a hearty gain of 1.

[Coogs]

Playaction, 35 yard pass to Bowe.

We have spent the whole preseason setting this play up. IMO, this is the only play that would make sense. We are going to have to move 8 out of the box for the running game and short passing game. IMO, you have to take a few shots down the field... otherwise the offense will struggle.

[Hydrae]

Split Tony out to the slot then have Brody "audible" him in tight to the line. This will suck the safeties and LBers in for the obvious run up the middle then go deep to DVD for the opening score!

[OctoberFart]

LJ straight into the center for a hearty gain of 1.

Herm calls time out then gives the boys a rah rah speech and overrides Gailey's call and says they will never expect this play and they run the FB dive for 1 yard gain. Then on 3rd down Herm runs PA pass fake to Diaper Boy then Croyle fakes the run takes two steps and throws it aggressively to Diaper Boy for a 2 yd gain. 4th down get used to seeing this PUNT.

[kstater]

That's easy. LJ up the middle for 2 yards.

I'd say there's about an 80% chance that LJ gets the ball.

LJ straight into the center for a hearty gain of 1.

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