How about Jared Lorenzen?

[AustinChief]

I always liked the fat bastard.... He can't be any worse than Rattay...

[Chief Chief]

The Subway dude?

[The Franchise]

He could probably take the hits too.

[Sure-Oz]

He would litterly be a statue

[TrickyNicky]

He has the best nicknames I've ever heard

[Goapics1]

The Subway dude?

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/058o7Yo2SP4Cp/340x.jpg

[FAX]

What's Jeff George doing these days?

FAX

[StcChief]

The QB/FB Blocking TE all rolled in to one. The ultimate utility backfield guy

Sign him

[Molitoth]

I remember watching him kick ass in a preseason game last year (was it the Giants?). Is he not on a team any longer?

[Iowanian]

The Pillsburry ThrowBoy IS left handed, and would be able to see the savage beating he's going to have coming from our pathetic right side of the O line.

[CoMoChief]

I remember watching him kick ass in a preseason game last year (was it the Giants?). Is he not on a team any longer?

He used to play with the Giants.

I wanna say he plays with Indy now. But I can't remember and im too lazy to look it up.

[Molitoth]

Infest him with diabetes strands!

[Goapics1]

He used to play with the Giants.

I wanna say he plays with Indy now. But I can't remember and im too lazy to look it up.

Colts cut him last week...........................

[Chief Chief]

...so then he would flick away the rushers from the right side with his little (actually: excessively fat) pinkie on his right hand, grab the pie stuffed under his jersey and swallow it whole, and then fling it to Bowe deep in the end zone who would be in such a hurry to run with it (where?? he's already in the end zone!) that he'd drop it.

[King_Chief_Fan]

What's Jeff George doing these days?

FAX

fatlock has him on his rolodex...he can call him for us.

[Molitoth]

fatlock has him on his rolodex...he can call him for us.

lol

[nychief]

the round mound of touchdown!

the pilsbury throw boy!

[TrickyNicky]

My favorite: J.Load

[The Franchise]

Maybe we could hire him as Brodie Croyle's dietician.

[Jawshco]

The QB/FB Blocking TE all rolled in to one. The ultimate utility backfield guy

Sign him

Yeah, I actually like him better than the Thigpen project. He always seems to be impressive in his preseason appearances. I think the reason he hasn't gotten a start is that he's always on teams with franchise QB's.

I'd say at least work him out. Simms and Rattay aren't that thrilling anyway.

[DaKCMan AP]

He can probably do a better job than McIntosh at RT.

[Jawshco]

He can probably do a better job than McIntosh at RT.

LOL! He's a perfect fit then. He doesn't need D-Mac, Lorenzen can be his own lineman.

[Rooster]

Maybe we could hire him as Brodie Croyle's dietician.

ROFL Exactly. Somebody feed Brodie a pork chop or something.

[keg in kc]

Casey Printers!

[pr_capone]

I would not be against having the hefty lefty come to KC! :D

[Mr. Laz]

Jared Lorenzen > Martin

[CoMoChief]

Whats Rich Gannon doing?

[Mr. Arrowhead]

would he be open to play LB for us

[BWillie]

He would litterly be a statue

Wrong. Go back and review his mobility. He's a fast fat guy. Probably faster than any guys on our roster. I think this is an excellent idea. I honestly think this guy could be good. Teams just don't want to take a chance on a fat quarterback. I mean, Jamarcus actually kind of looks muscular, but Lorenzen is well, just fat.

[alanm]

I'll be skewered for this and probably deservedly so. But I was thinking why not put in a call to Jake Plummer? He's not doing much and probably could use some extra scratch by now.

[SAUTO]

Wrong. Go back and review his mobility. He's a fast fat guy. Probably faster than any guys on our roster.

who? croyle? no, huard? yes, piggy? HELL NO. i saw lorenzen this ps TRY to run a defender who had either an int or fumble rec, and that guy for a fat man is quick but only for a fat man

[digi2fish]

I always think we should acquire him since our OL sucks.
he might be the only QB survive Herm's Offense.

[Fish]

The important factor would be that this big bastard would likely survive the Herm Edwards QB woodchipper....

[Dayze]

Can he play RT?

[Dayze]

He can probably do a better job than McIntosh at RT.

beat me to it!STFU:)

[Buehler445]

Yeah, I actually like him better than the Thigpen project. He always seems to be impressive in his preseason appearances. I think the reason he hasn't gotten a start is that he's always on teams with franchise QB's.

I'd say at least work him out. Simms and Rattay aren't that thrilling anyway.

I think he got some PT when Eli got hurt IIRC.

[Herm Edwards]

I plan on signing Jared. He's a good kid. I want to poke his belly.