How Do You Handle A Bronco Fan?

[Katie]

I work with a die-hard Bronco fan and would like suggestions on how to get one up on him...Anybody know the win/loss ratio at Arrowhead for the Bronc's?

Keep it clean boys...

[BigVE]

Simple and clean: antifreeze.

[BigVE]

I think I have had to deal with more obnoxious and irritating Donkey fans than any other rival fans. In the past we would occasionally win some games and beat the them too so it wasn't too hard to come up with something....lately I have no good ones for ya'.

[cookster50]

Introduce him to Clayton

[Buehler445]

I usually scream, "DIE DONKO BITCHES" until they leave.

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[Pablo]

Um...remind them that they haven't won a SB in a decade!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

Oh sh*t. NM.

[MOhillbilly]

as a kc fan you should just concede.

[Buck]

Did anyone say antifreeze yet?

Damnit, too late.

I have to deal with 65,000+ of them this week.

I'll be in Denver rooting against the Donx.

Anyone know anything fun to do in Denver.

I have my Saturday and Sunday planned out, but nothing for Friday and I'll be there basically all day.

[Pablo]

Anyone know anything fun to do in Denver.

I've heard it's pretty enjoyable to strap a bomb to yourself and head into MileHigh and take out everyone in your seating section.

Sure, it's a hefty sacrifice...but I mean, we're talking a couple hundred Donkey fans here.

WooHoo!!! Let the fun begin.

[RodInCanton]

Anyone know anything fun to do in Denver.

I have my Saturday and Sunday planned out, but nothing for Friday and I'll be there basically all day.

www.westword.com (http://www.westword.com)

Don't know what you want to do while you are here but the westword gives everything there is to do in Denver. I know you said your weekend was planned but the Monolith Festival is taking place at Red Rocks and should be a great time!

[Frosty]

Anyone know anything fun to do in Denver.

Egg Donger's house.

[Donger]

I work with a die-hard Bronco fan and would like suggestions on how to get one up on him...Anybody know the win/loss ratio at Arrowhead for the Bronc's?

Keep it clean boys...

Spelling contests.

[Pablo]

Sit across the street in Donger's neighbors garage.
FYP.

[Donger]

Did anyone say antifreeze yet?

Damnit, too late.

I have to deal with 65,000+ of them this week.

I'll be in Denver rooting against the Donx.

Anyone know anything fun to do in Denver.

I have my Saturday and Sunday planned out, but nothing for Friday and I'll be there basically all day.

If you'll have a car, go up to Mt. Evans.

[Katie]

Maybe I'll just show him this thread for the humor factor and he'll die laughing...

[Buck]

If you'll have a car, go up to Mt. Evans.

Whats the weather lookin like on Friday sir?

[morphius]

If they wear a jersey make sure to spray them down with Pam cooking spray.

[Ebolapox]

Did anyone say antifreeze yet?

Damnit, too late.

I have to deal with 65,000+ of them this week.

I'll be in Denver rooting against the Donx.

Anyone know anything fun to do in Denver.

I have my Saturday and Sunday planned out, but nothing for Friday and I'll be there basically all day.

go rent the movie 'things to do in denver when you're dead'

or somethin' like that.

[Donger]

Whats the weather lookin like on Friday sir?

Highs in the low 60s, lows in the mid-40s. Chance of afternoon T-storms.

[BigVE]

Junk-punch 'em. No warning.

[HypnotizedMonkey]

when he crashes out during lunch from too much "taxing of sluts" the night previous, cut off his mullet, and put sugar in his bike's gas tank.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I'll send you a bag of hog shit. It can be used in many different ways!

[Carlota69]

I work with a die-hard Bronco/Yankees fan. Myself, a Raiders fan and A Chargers fan were in the lobby and he walked by and said, "Oh hey, look the bottom of the division. How ya guys doing?"

I fired back at him, "First of all, you should be thanking me, my team knocked out Brady, changed the landscape of the entire AFC and now you and your Donkey ass have a shot. I get a free pass, ALL SEASON LONG! (and since I'm an Angels fan)And how was that ass kicking my boys gave your Yankees last night??

He wont be messing with me all season.:D

BTW, I like the anti-freeze idea.

[Rooster]

Anyone know anything fun to do in Denver.


John Elway has some car lots out there. You could go key a few I suppose.:shrug:

[TrickyNicky]

slap something out of their hands that looks important and in your most obnoxious voice go "IN-COM-PLETE, hehe, right? Right?!"

[Rooster]

I work with a die-hard Bronco/Yankees fan.

Dear lord... What a sad POS he must be.

[Carlota69]

Dear lord... What a sad POS he must be.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

You have no idea!

[Buck]

slap something out of their hands that looks important and in your most obnoxious voice go "IN-COM-PLETE, hehe, right? Right?!"

LMAO, you win!

That was hilarious.

[Buehler445]

Did anyone say antifreeze yet?

Damnit, too late.

I have to deal with 65,000+ of them this week.

I'll be in Denver rooting against the Donx.

Anyone know anything fun to do in Denver.

I have my Saturday and Sunday planned out, but nothing for Friday and I'll be there basically all day.

I know there are a bunch of microbrews down there. Whenever I'm in Denver, I just call DaFace and he tells me what good food and beer is around.

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[bishop_74]

This is a joke right... the answer is "Just flush... it will eventually go down"

[Rooster]

I work with a die-hard Bronco fan and would like suggestions on how to get one up on him...Anybody know the win/loss ratio at Arrowhead for the Bronc's?

Keep it clean boys...

Put his name on every Chiefs mailer out there. He will be bombarded with Chiefs junk mail for years.

[Iowanian]

I'd email the guy this profile of his fan base.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4656693#post4656693


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[alanm]

How do you handle a Bronco fan?

With a blowtorch and pliers. Go midevil on em.

[crazycoffey]

If they wear a jersey make sure to spray them down with Pam cooking spray.


If you do this, also be prepared to jump. He may dive into your knees....

[Iowanian]

I've waiting long enough to post this.



Chop Block him.

Run up behind him and put your helmet on the back of his knee.

[Donger]

I'd email the guy this profile of his fan base.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4656693#post4656693


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ROFL

[Iowanian]

I'm sure that kid is the "gochiefs of donkeyville"

[teedubya]

I work with a die-hard Bronco/Yankees fan. Myself, a Raiders fan and A Chargers fan were in the lobby and he walked by and said, "Oh hey, look the bottom of the division. How ya guys doing?"

I fired back at him, "First of all, you should be thanking me, my team knocked out Brady, changed the landscape of the entire AFC and now you and your Donkey ass have a shot. I get a free pass, ALL SEASON LONG! (and since I'm an Angels fan)And how was that ass kicking my boys gave your Yankees last night??

He wont be messing with me all season.:D

BTW, I like the anti-freeze idea.

You've got spunk. I admire that. Now, where did that spunk come from? And I think you may need a tissue.

[vailpass]

With two hands baby, with two hands. :)

[vailpass]

John Elway has some car lots out there. You could go key a few I suppose.:shrug:

No more car lots but Elway's Steak House is fugging good.

[Fish]

With two hands baby, with two hands. :)

Always approach from the side or back. One hand around the back of the neck, and the other on the waistline. For added convenience, some Bronco fans come with a safety helmet that aides in grip and control. Wash your hands thoroughly after handling....

[chiefs1okie]

I work with a die-hard Bronco fan and would like suggestions on how to get one up on him...Anybody know the win/loss ratio at Arrowhead for the Bronc's?

Keep it clean boys...


have you tried? ...... just askin?

[Molitoth]

Bronco fans aren't usually that bad, it's the raiders fans that are the mouthiest pieces of trash in the nfl world.

[boogblaster]

The "ole exlax and cream corn treatment" should work ..

[Carlota69]

have you tried? ...... just askin?

You have no idea how much I would love to. And not just becuz he's a bronco/yankee fan. There are many reasons...:evil:

[vailpass]

Always approach from the side or back. One hand around the back of the neck, and the other on the waistline. For added convenience, some Bronco fans come with a safety helmet that aides in grip and control. Wash your hands thoroughly after handling....

Where'd you do your time Fish? :D

[kcvet]

piss on an Elway photo

[POND_OF_RED]

Remind them that the most memorable thing to happen at there new stadium was a presidential speech.

[vailpass]

Remind them that the most memorable thing to happen at there new stadium was a presidential speech.

Which President gave a speech their? :)

[JuicesFlowing]

I work with two Bronco fans, and they actually don't talk trash at all. But it depends on the person. Each person is different. Raider fan is the absolute worst generally, i have to say.

[Simply Red]

I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood. ...

[Fish]

Where'd you do your time Fish? :D

I'd rather not talk about it....... :evil:

[Braincase]

Monkey Steals the Peach (http://www.flickr.com/photos/theremina/17267938/)

[Rain Man]

Monkey Steals the Peach (http://www.flickr.com/photos/theremina/17267938/)

Man, I'm not sure if it'd be worse to have the chi kung heart-stopping maneuver or the massive blood-loss causing Iron Hand.

[Rain Man]

And as for me, I've learned not to handle Bronco fans. I just spray them with Raid.

[vailpass]

Monkey Steals the Peach (http://www.flickr.com/photos/theremina/17267938/)

:eek:ROFL

[KCUnited]

I've waiting long enough to post this.



Chop Block him.

Run up behind him and put your helmet on the back of his knee.

This is only effective if you wait until he's engaged in a coverasation with another coworker.

[Al Bundy]

Copy and post this around the office.
http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u359/BuccaneerBruce/broncorestrm.jpg

[Nightfyre]

The Pam option is good. Another good one is remind them that, since Elway, they haven't done anything. The third and probably best option is to put an asterisk by their most recent superbowl and make a note at the bottom of the page saying "While not within salary cap."