I hate you Hamas Jenkins!

[Simply Red]

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[Hammock Parties]

I would love to be Patrick Bateman. It's like my life's goal.

EDIT - I'd **** the shit out of Reese Witherspoon, though.

[Hammock Parties]

I wouldn't kill dogs, though. **** that.

[Simply Red]

Thank god the power went out and it's only midnight, vs- one a.m.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I wouldn't kill dogs, though. **** that.

Claythan stop sounding so ****ing sad Jesus

[Jewish Rabbi]

We don't need another thread full of fighting in the same night!

[L.A. Chieffan]

We don't need another thread full of fighting in the same night!

Are you into the whole "Yale" thing?

[Simply Red]

We don't need another thread full of fighting in the same night!

I'm JUST, Trying, To, Fit, IN!

[Hammock Parties]

Can you imagine the feeling of slamming an axe into someone's neck with your FULL STRENGTH? I'm talking a direct hit RIGHT BETWEEN the neck and shoulder, right where they meet. RIGHT THERE. So smooth, so clean. The blood would spurt good and you'd have a nice, clean cleft.

We have so few outlets in modern society for our base, primal, hostile instincts. I envy football players.

[Simply Red]

:(:evil:Are you into the whole "Yale" thing?

ROFLROFLROFL:spock:

[Simply Red]

Can you imagine the feeling of slamming an axe into someone's neck with your FULL STRENGTH? I'm talking a direct hit RIGHT BETWEEN the neck and shoulder, right where they meet. RIGHT THERE. So smooth, so clean. The blood would spurt good and you'd have a nice, clean cleft.

We have so few outlets in modern society for our base, primal, hostile instincts. I envy football players.


ffttt, nobody goes there anymore.

[QuikSsurfer]

:shake:

[L.A. Chieffan]

Can you imagine the feeling of slamming an axe into someone's neck with your FULL STRENGTH? I'm talking a direct hit RIGHT BETWEEN the neck and shoulder, right where they meet. RIGHT THERE. So smooth, so clean. The blood would spurt good and you'd have a nice, clean cleft.

We have so few outlets in modern society for our base, primal, hostile instincts. I envy football players.

Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

[L.A. Chieffan]

:shake:

Get a Goddamn job Quik

[QuikSsurfer]

Get a Goddamn job Quik

You got a negative attitude, L.A. - That's what's holding you back. I can help you. You want some money? Some food?

It's cold out too.

[Simply Red]

Insider-trading? hee, just kidding.

[Simply Red]

Ihhhh, Is that a rain-coat?

[L.A. Chieffan]

You got a negative attitude, L.A. - That's what's holding you back. I can help you. You want some money? Some food?

It's cold out too.

Great tan, quick. Really impressive.

[noa]

I've always wanted to work in mergers and acquisitions just so I could make that joke.

[QuikSsurfer]

Great tan, quick. Really impressive.

"Hi, this is Paul Allen. I'm being called away to London for a few days. Meredith, I'll call you when I get back. Hasta la vista, baby."

[Simply Red]

Patrick? Patrick! What's the matter, you're sweating?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I've always wanted to work in mergers and acquisitions just so I could make that joke.

You think I'm dumb don't you?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I used to love going to the bar in college where my roommate worked and ordering "J&B Straight, and a Corona."

[Simply Red]

You think I'm dumb don't you?

ROFL

[Simply Red]

I used to love going to the bar in college where my roommate worked and ordering "J&B Straight, and a Corona."

It's a little less prevalent here in Ga. Pisses me off too, I'd order, just to feel like P.B.