NFT: 22 yr old to auction off virginity to pay college tuition

[Goapics1]

Goatse!


22-Year-Old Auctions Off Virginity to Pay for College

Wednesday, September 10, 2008




A 22-year-old college grad looking to pay off her student loans will auction off her virginity at Nevada's infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch, Us magazine reported.

The Sacramento State grad, who uses the pseudonym "Natalie Dylan," told "The Insider" she is "ready for the controversy."

"I don't think auctioning my virginity will solve all my problems, but it will create some financial stability," she said, according to the magazine.

Dylan was turned down by eBay, and shock-jock Howard Stern denied reports he has a hand in the stunt.

"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she said, Us magazine reported. "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."

Dylan said she is willing to undergo a medical exam, and took a polygraph to prove she is a virgin.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,420681,00.html

[Hammock Parties]

Talk about me.

Edit - or not. It's a her.

[The Franchise]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/a.jpg

[Micjones]

As long as it pays your way through school who needs dignity?

[Rausch]

Hell yeah I'd hit it.

But there are depths even I won't sink to.

[Chief Pote]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/a.jpg


That's her?? Excellent, I'll give her a 7.5, maybe an 8.

[Goapics1]

That's her?? Excellent, I'll give her a 7.5, maybe an 8.

We need this douches opinion.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar10189_4.gif

[CosmicPal]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/a.jpg

Hmmm, her face is white, her neck is yellow, and her body a nice golden tan. Looks like a puzzle.

[Chief Pote]

We need this douches opinion.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/customavatars/avatar10189_4.gif

I wasn't talking to you asswipe. Why are you mad, is that your sister?

[Prometheus]

Welcome to modern America. Wow.

[Dartgod]

Hell yeah I'd hit it.

But there are depths even I won't sink to.
Like she would let you.

"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she said, Us magazine reported. "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person."
90% of the people on this forum are already out of the bidding.

[Goapics1]

I wasn't talking to you asswipe. Why are you mad, is that your sister?

ROFL

No. The pic that I attached was of a douchebag poster here (Midnight vulture). I was indicating we need his opinion since he has a motorcycle and picks up chicks, we are nothing but losers in his eyes.

Nothing to do with you. My bad.

[Rausch]

Like she would let you.


90% of the people on this forum are already out of the bidding.

If women actually went for the types of guys they say they like the married 1/2 would be single and the single 1/2 of this BB would be married...

[Chief Pote]

ROFL

No. The pic that I attached was of a douchebag poster here (Midnight vulture). I was indicating we need his opinion since he has a motorcycle and picks up chicks, we are nothing but losers in his eyes.

Nothing to do with you. My bad.

Oh I see, I retract the "asswipe". :D

[Prometheus]

If women actually went for the types of guys they say they like the married 1/2 would be single and the single 1/2 of this BB would be married...

LOL

[Phobia]

I will start the bidding at 3 Long Island Ice Teas.

[chasedude]

Already labeled a gold digger.

[DeezNutz]

Line up, boys! Right now we're running a great special! You pay a shit ton of money to have sex with a girl who, now get ready for this...., doesn't know WHAT THE **** SHE'S DOING!!!!!!

Let's start the bidding at $20,000.

[Hootie]

If I'm bidding, I'm bidding for 24 entire hours...that means as much sex/dirty sex/ruining her entire perspective of sex/she has to do whatever I say sex/her butthole better be ready sex/she better swallow sex/she won't be able to walk for a week sex that I can handle.

Maybe then, and just then since she is a virgin and not a whore, if I were rich, it would be worth $20K.

That would be a life experience right there!

Emotionally scarring a girl and having the spank bank full for a couple of weeks...priceless.

[The Franchise]

Line up, boys! Right now we're running a great special! You pay a shit ton of money to have sex with a girl who, now get ready for this...., doesn't know WHAT THE **** SHE'S DOING!!!!!!

Let's start the bidding at $20,000.


Count me in.....!!!

I'd just explain to her that I'll pay her $20,000 to put it in her butt....and then she can sell her real virginity again for even more!

[ChiefGator]

She wants a nice person who is genuine who will pay alot of money to deflower a virgin... Hmmm...

[Hootie]

I hope the bidding is a binding contract...and that she goes for $150...that would be hysterical. I have a feeling this is going to get so much publicity that she is going to BANK off of this publicity stunt.

[Rausch]

Line up, boys! Right now we're running a great special! You pay a shit ton of money to have sex with a girl who, now get ready for this...., doesn't know WHAT THE **** SHE'S DOING!!!!!!

Let's start the bidding at $20,000.

Exactly.

I'd prefer to get her older sister who's working at Hooters drunk and make fun for the price of a meal for 2 at Chilis...

[ChiefGator]

Count me in.....!!!

I'd just explain to her that I'll pay her $20,000 to put it in her butt....and then she can sell her real virginity again for even more!

You know you could probably fly to Tijuana, put it up 10 girls butts, a couple dudes, and a donkey for under 2k?

[HypnotizedMonkey]

After she gets this, you know she's going to quit school and start a more lucrative career as a prostitute.

[DeezNutz]

You know you could probably fly to Tijuana, put it up 10 girls butts, a couple dudes, and a donkey for under 2k?

2K?

Did you buy the ****ing donkey?

[The Franchise]

You know you could probably fly to Tijuana, put it up 10 girls butts, a couple dudes, and a donkey for under 2k?

Yeah but I'm trying boost the economy!


America FTW!!!!

[Mr. Laz]

would a "nice genuine person" really be paying to deflower some chick?

[luv]

She wants a nice person who is genuine who will pay alot of money to deflower a virgin... Hmmm...

Yeah. Kinda what I was thinking.

[ChiefGator]

would a "nice genuine person" really be paying to deflower some chick?

For money, no less?

[gblowfish]

This reminds me of an old joke.
Guy says to a girl: "Would you do me for a million dollars?"
Girl says: "Sure...for a million dollars."
Guy says: "Would you do me for twenty bucks?"
Girl says: "No..what kind of girl do you think I am?"
Guy says: "We've established that. Now we're just negotiating the price."

[Rausch]

would a "nice genuine person" really be paying to deflower some chick?

The good news is only a legit virgin would be that ****ing stupid...

[luv]

The good news is only a legit virgin would be that ****ing stupid...

I'd ask for services to be rendered before paying up. That's about the only way she'll be able to prove she's a virgin, and not a money hungry whore.

[QuikSsurfer]

2K?

Did you buy the ****ing donkey?

ROFL

[Rausch]

I'd ask for services to be rendered before paying up. That's about the only way she'll be able to prove she's a virgin, and not a money hungry whore.

She's a whore either way...

[Hammock Parties]

would a "nice genuine person" really be paying to deflower some chick?

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17517390.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BD263C127-B10A-4A5D-B057-9C44888F9BE0%7D

[Hootie]

This reminds me of an old joke.
Guy says to a girl: "Would you do me for a million dollars?"
Girl says: "Sure...for a million dollars."
Guy says: "Would you do me for twenty bucks?"
Girl says: "No..what kind of girl do you think I am?"
Guy says: "We've established that. Now we're just negotiating the price."

hahaha, I am going to use this sometime

[Goapics1]

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ask yer mom for a loan..................:)

[luv]

She's a whore either way...

True... but at least you can make sure you got what you thought you were paying for.

I honestly don't see how someone's virginity can be worth $20 to anyone else besides themself.

[Rausch]

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17517390.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BD263C127-B10A-4A5D-B057-9C44888F9BE0%7D

3 strikes.

Not nice, not genuine, and an animated corpse of a goofy person at best...

[ChiefGator]

This reminds me of an old joke.
Guy says to a girl: "Would you do me for a million dollars?"
Girl says: "Sure...for a million dollars."
Guy says: "Would you do me for twenty bucks?"
Girl says: "No..what kind of girl do you think I am?"
Guy says: "We've established that. Now we're just negotiating the price."

Yep... a great quote... always near and dear to my heart.

[ChiefGator]

2K?

Did you buy the ****ing donkey?

:clap:

I brought the 10 chicks home with me...

[blueballs]

doesn't this make her a whore

[Phobia]

I wonder how GoldenPalace.com is going to divvy up the hymen when they win the auction. This might become interesting afterall.

[luv]

doesn't this make her a whore

Ironic how one can be a whore before ever even having had sex, huh?

[Hootie]

True... but at least you can make sure you got what you thought you were paying for.

I honestly don't see how someone's virginity can be worth $20 to anyone else besides themself.

ROFL

Virgins are awesome. This is a brilliant move for this chick. She's decent looking, a virgin, and the story is getting a lot of publicity.

I'm guessing she's going to get at least $50K.

[Goapics1]

Ironic how one can be a whore before ever even having had sex, huh?

She may suck pee-pee's on the side............................

[blueballs]

Some rich dude
I assume a dude will win the bid
can write it all off somehow

[The Franchise]

Shit...I just realized she's in Sacramento. That's only a half hour away. Maybe I can put in a bid before she gets to Vegas.

Think my girlfriend will mind?

[Hammock Parties]

Virgins are awesome.



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[stumppy]

Shit...I just realized she's in Sacramento. That's only a half hour away. Maybe I can put in a bid before she gets to Vegas.

Think my girlfriend will mind?


She'll probably help you pay for it just so she doesn't have to put out for you that day.




:D

[The Franchise]

She'll probably help you pay for it just so she doesn't have to put out for you that day.




:D

Ouch! :clap:

Maybe I can talk her into helping pay for a threesome.

[Stryker]

Count me in.....!!!

I'd just explain to her that I'll pay her $20,000 to put it in her butt....and then she can sell her real virginity again for even more!

:clap:

ROFLROFLROFL

[plbrdude]

ROFL

Virgins are awesome. This is a brilliant move for this chick. She's decent looking, a virgin, and the story is getting a lot of publicity.

I'm guessing she's going to get at least $50K.

you surely don't really believe that. btw. isn't her idea somewhat near to bein' prostitution?

[Goapics1]

isn't her idea somewhat near to bein' prostitution?

That's why she is sellin' the booty in Vegas.

[bkkcoh]

I wonder how GoldenPalace.com is going to divvy up the hymen when they win the auction. This might become interesting afterall.

Retrieval maybe a little difficult and nasty!!!!!!!!!!!! :doh!:

[FAX]

I think this is a fabulous idea. You go, girl. I wish I'd auctioned off mine, frankly.

On second thought, maybe I did and just should have started the bidding at more than 10 beers.

FAX

[plbrdude]

That's why she is sellin' the booty in Vegas.

duh!!!

[Stryker]

Mam, here is the high bidder and winner

http://matrixmix.narod.ru/Images/Films/Green/Green_Mile01.jpg

[OctoberFart]

Even if GoQueer won the auction he still wouldn't get laid and he would redo the scene from american pie where he loses it before he could get laid.

[triple]

her parents must be proud

[Valiant]

That's why she is sellin' the booty in Vegas.

And I am sure the ranch gets a nice cut also..

[Stewie]

Note to self: Don't send daughter to Sacramento State. It's apparent the degrees they hand you aren't worth crap.

[ROYC75]

Damn, she needs more than just one winning participant, she better line em up and take what she can get.

[The Franchise]

Mam, here is the high bidder and winner

http://matrixmix.narod.ru/Images/Films/Green/Green_Mile01.jpg

Damn red Xs always get the girls!!!!!!!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

This is sad.

[FAX]

Okay ... let me get this right ... a bunch of guys who would happily engage in the Heavenly Act of Amore with this girl under practically any circumstances - virgin or no, night or day, straight or kinky - are upset because she's charging for it? Is that what's going on here?

FAX

[The Franchise]

Okay ... let me get this right ... a bunch of guys who would happily engage in the Heavenly Act of Amore with this girl under practically any circumstances - virgin or no, night or day, straight or kinky - are upset because she's charging for it? Is that what's going on here?

FAX

Pretty much.

[burt]

I think this is a fabulous idea. You go, girl. I wish I'd auctioned off mine, frankly.

On second thought, maybe I did and just should have started the bidding at more than 10 beers.

FAX

Do you still remember his name?

[burt]

Okay ... let me get this right ... a bunch of guys who would happily engage in the Heavenly Act of Amore with this girl under practically any circumstances - virgin or no, night or day, straight or kinky - are upset because she's charging for it? Is that what's going on here?

FAX

We are trying to dispell the fact that all men pay for sex, in one manner or the other.......

[FAX]

Pretty much.

Hmmm. Well, here's the deal. The way I see it, I'm guessing that most guys would bed this girl for the price of a meal, a movie ticket, a martini, or a medium banana smoothie. In fact, most guys (if they had the chance) would probably date her for weeks - racking up significant expense in the process - just to be able to see her naked. Some guys would probably give her their car.

The moral of that story is that, if she wants to sell it without the pretense, that's up to her and to pontificate outrage over the matter strikes me as somewhat hypocritical. No?

FAX

[FAX]

Do you still remember his name?

It was a she and all I really remember were her tittahs, to be honest, Mr. T.B.A..

May those tittahs be forever held aloft in glory.

FAX

[burt]

It was a she and all I really remember were her tittahs, to be honest, Mr. T.B.A..

May those tittahs be forever held aloft in glory.

FAX

Thanks, you finally made me smile today.

[sedated]

her parents must be proud

of course.

not only did she keep her virginity until she graduated college, she isn't sticking her parents with the student loans.

[sedated]

could I just suck her toes for free?

[The Franchise]

could I just suck her toes for free?

Dirty bastard.

[88TG88]

Note to self: Don't send daughter to Sacramento State. It's apparent the degrees they hand you aren't worth crap.

I go to a state college and tution isn't that bad. What is she doing that she needs 20-30 k ?

[Coach]

I go to a state college and tution isn't that bad. What is she doing that she needs 20-30 k ?

Well, let's see here...

- New Clothes
- New Shoes
- New Purse
- New Cellphone


Those are a few to name.

[58-4ever]

I heard about this on Lex and Terry morning radio network. Great radio show by the way. this girl really has her head on straight. Going to pay for college and her masters degree by having one old wrinkly penis inside her. most girls give up their virginity for a six pack of Pabst and some weed. congrats to this girl for being innovative!

[The Franchise]

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/a.jpg

Looking at this picture again.......


That shit looks photoshopped.

[Frazod]

Looking at this picture again.......


That shit looks photoshopped.

You're right - the skin color of the face doesn't match the rest of the body. At all.

Good catch.

[DaFace]

Didn't some chick in Europe do this a few years back?

[luv]

You're right - the skin color of the face doesn't match the rest of the body. At all.

Good catch.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=5004821&postcount=8

CosmicPal caught it, too. I say scam anyway. But there's no way that head fits with that body, even if she was just wearing wrongly toned make-up.

[DT58HOF]

That's her?? Excellent, I'll give her a 7.5, maybe an 8.

LOL 7.5 or 8???? i will give her all 11" oh you didn't mean, aww oh well

[Delano]

I heard about this on Lex and Terry morning radio network. Great radio show by the way. this girl really has her head on straight. Going to pay for college and her masters degree by having one old wrinkly penis inside her. most girls give up their virginity for a six pack of Pabst and some weed. congrats to this girl for being innovative!

No shit. I hope if I have a daughter she will be that creative.

[Fairplay]

She is a virgin?

Yeah, right. Whatever.