Attention: Fathers with Teenaged Daughters!

[gblowfish]

More news you can use!

Dad arrested after chasing naked teen from daughter's room with pipe
Deltona, Florida - An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.

Authorities say Raul Colon, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

Colon was arrested on allegations of aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000. The State Attorney's Office will decide whether to file formal charges in the case.

http://tinyurl.com/4cpgrd

[Demonpenz]

I got a naked pipe for her (talking about my PENIS)

[Jawshco]

There should be some law that makes it legal for fathers to defend their daughters by a reasonable use of force (not lethal, unless it's rape) especially in his own home. Maybe the father can plead that he thought the boy was a perverted robber attempt to harm his daughter...there's truth to that, LOL!

It'll be on my platform when I run for Prez in 10 years, hehehehehe (yeah, right). I'll put it right next to my "Year of Jubilee" platform.... :D

[RJ]

Fathers of young daughters everywhere will be watching the developments of this case with great interest.

Thanks for posting, gblowfish.

[blueballs]

colon packing lead

[TinyEvel]

I'd be working the "Intruder in home" defense BIG TIME.

[kcxiv]

I'd take a month or 2 in jail for that. I would just look them in the eye and way what the **** would you guys do.

[Friendo]

a year? screw the pipe--"get a mop"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4oad6K9eOM

[rockymtnchief]

Fathers of young daughters everywhere will be watching the developments of this case with great interest.

I sure will be! I'm heading to the store to price pipe right now:D

[Sure-Oz]

He happend to just have a pipe with him when he opened the door? lol

[King_Chief_Fan]

:clap::clap::clap: for the dad.

I let all the boys who dated my girls know that if they touched them, I would yank out their water works and throw their meters in the street.

[Dartgod]

I'd take a month or 2 in jail for that. I would just look them in the eye and way what the **** would you guys do.
I would too. And then I would post my mug shot and rap sheet on the front door for every young man to see in the future.



"I don't have a problem going back to jail..."

[Pablo]

:clap::clap::clap: for the dad.

I let all the boys who dated my girls know that if they touched them, I would yank out their water works and throw their meters in the street.LOL.

I'm sure that stopped all those teenage boys from even considering touching your daughters.

[Mr. Kotter]

Unless this jury ends up being all women and/or metrosexual liberal men....there will be, at best, a hung jury. This guy won't be convicted for shit. That shithead kid deserved what he got, and more.

:cuss:

Good for the dad. :clap:

[King_Chief_Fan]

LOL.

I'm sure that stopped all those teenage boys from even considering touching your daughters.

I would like to think it helped:D

[Pablo]

I would like to think it helped:DYeah. But I'm sure all you remember back when you were a teenager. Was there anything more powerful than poon? Negative.

If the daughter doesn't have the will-power/desire to say 'no', it doesn't matter how many mugshots and rifles you decorate your living room with. Because, well, when you're 15, poon is probably worth dying for. Give this kid 6 months and a car, and he figures out he doesn't have to do any sneaking any more, and daddy's little girl will shimmy down the drain pipe at 3 a.m. to get pounded like a $2 steak.

But a little nugget of fear in the back of a young kid's mind never hurt either.

[kepp]

There should be some law that makes it legal for fathers to defend their daughters by a reasonable use of force (not lethal, unless it's rape) especially in his own home. Maybe the father can plead that he thought the boy was a perverted robber attempt to harm his daughter...there's truth to that, LOL!

Absolutely.

[King_Chief_Fan]

Yeah. But I'm sure all you remember back when you were a teenager. Was there anything more powerful than poon? Negative.

If the daughter doesn't have the will-power/desire to say 'no', it doesn't matter how many mugshots and rifles you decorate your living room with. Because, well, when you're 15, poon is probably worth dying for. Give this kid 6 months and a car, and he figures out he doesn't have to do any sneaking any more, and daddy's little girl will shimmy down the drain pipe at 3 a.m. to get pounded like a $2 steak.

But a little nugget of fear in the back of a young kid's mind never hurt either.

That is exactly where I put my faith. In my daughters. But like you said, it didn't hurt to help them some.

[Frazod]

Jesus. :shake:

[Saulbadguy]

Unless this jury ends up being all women and/or metrosexual liberal men....there will be, at best, a hung jury. This guy won't be convicted for shit. That shithead kid deserved what he got, and more.

:cuss:

Good for the dad. :clap:

Oh bullshit...he was just laying pipe of his own. This dude needs to go to jail.

[Otter]

Just a heads up, you can replace that guys name with mine within the next couple years and you'll be reading about me in the police blotter if preventative measures don't work.

God Bless ya bro.

[Saulbadguy]

:clap::clap::clap: for the dad.

I let all the boys who dated my girls know that if they touched them, I would yank out their water works and throw their meters in the street.

I bet they smiled and said "Yes sir" - and an hour later they were fingerbanging your daughter in the backseat of a 91 Oldsmobile.

[Demonpenz]

I hate the double standard. Hell I gave my dad a high five after a hand job

[Dartgod]

I hate the double standard. Hell I gave my dad a high five after a hand job
Your dad gave you a hand job? :spock:

NTTIAWWT

[Saulbadguy]

Your dad gave you a hand job? :spock:

NTTIAWWT

Come on, there IS something wrong with that.

[Bwana]

Heh, good for him. I hope he gets cut loose. Something tells me Jr won't be heading over to to his place for his next piece of tail.

[Lzen]

When I was a teen, my buddy and I were at my GF's house when her parents were gone. Her dad came home and chased us through the woods with his gun. Scared the shit out of me. Didn't stop me from doing anything with his daughter, though. :D

[Chief Chief]

Unless this jury ends up being all women and/or metrosexual liberal men....there will be, at best, a hung jury.

And well hung at that!

[Mr. Plow]

As the father of a 1 year old girl with blond hair, baby blue eyes and dimples......I must say good for the dad.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Heh, good for him. I hope he gets cut loose. Something tells me Jr won't be heading over to to his place for his next piece of tail.I bet he's back ASAP, or she goes to see him. Were you never a teenager?

[Bwana]

I bet he's back ASAP, or she goes to see him. Were you never a teenager?

I was indeed Pitt, but if some daddy beat my ass with a lead pipe, I think
I would think about moving on to another qualifed piece of ass. :shrug: Next time daddy may decide to whip out the .45, or drive Jr out in the hills for a one way fishing trip.

[Sure-Oz]

Yeah i'd say that was a definition of hit it and quit it....next chick

[Saulbadguy]

As the father of a 1 year old girl with blond hair, baby blue eyes and dimples......I must say good for the dad.

Geeze...do you have a son? How would you react if it was your son hit over the head with a lead pipe for getting a piece of ass?

[seclark]

pipe dream
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[MOhillbilly]

in missouri you wouldnt get shit.


floridas got 'stand your ground' but no 'castle doctrine'.

[Mr. Plow]

Geeze...do you have a son? How would you react if it was your son hit over the head with a lead pipe for getting a piece of ass?

3 of them....thankfully. 9 year old, 3 year old, 2 year old. Would I be happy about someone hitting him with a pipe? No. Should he be smarter than being butt ass naked in a 14, 15, 16, 17 year old girls bedroom? Yes.

Would I do the same? Yes. In a heartbeat. But, I will have the young legs of my sons to catch the guy so he can be properly punished.

[MOhillbilly]

Would I do the same? Yes. In a heartbeat. But, I will have the young legs of my sons to catch the guy so he can be properly punished.

sons? thats why they make attack dogs.

MOXIE SICK BALLS!

[Mr. Plow]

sons? thats why they make attack dogs.

MOXIE SICK BALLS!

The dachshund I have can't jump that high. Little legs you know.

[seclark]

The dachshund I have can't jump that high. Little legs you know.

not much of a wiener dog then, is it?
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[Mr. Plow]

not much of a wiener dog then, is it?
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More of an ankle dog.....that just barks.....and gets scared if you make a step towards her.

[seclark]

More of an ankle dog.....that just barks.....and gets scared if you make a step towards her.

i'm kinda like that.
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[rad]

How can you get arrested for defending your home and family from (for all the father knew), an intruder? He heard noises and investigated. When I hear noises at night and investigate, I grab my pistol. I'm not playin' around when it comes to stuff like that.

This country's going straight to the shitter.

[StcChief]

How can you get arrested for defending your home and family from (for all the father knew), an intruder? He heard noises and investigated. When I hear noises at night and investigate, I grab my pistol. I'm not playin' around when it comes to stuff like that.

This country's going straight to the shitter.it's already fell in.

[Bowser]

I'm pretty sure that I'd throw a kid through a ****ing wall if I were in his place, as well. I do have a question though - where was the daughter while this kid was getting the shit beat out of him, and did she try to stop her dad?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I sure will be! I'm heading to the store to price pipe right now:D

Do they have craigslist where you live?

[gblowfish]

If he was in her room, that's one thing.

To be in her room and buck naked, that's the launch code to push dad's buttons.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Weird. Exact same thread title for this article.

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=37518

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Weird. Exact same thread title for this article.

http://www.patriotsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=37518

I think Undertaker visits here. I'm not exactly what you'd call swift. He's got the last one that posts in this thread thread over there too.

[Saulbadguy]

If he was in her room, that's one thing.

To be in her room and buck naked, that's the launch code to push dad's buttons.
Oh, man....if only some of you knew what your little princesses were up to on friday night. :evil:

[Radar Chief]

pipe dream
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First he was lay’n the pipe, then he got whacked with a pipe. Karma? :hmmm:

[seclark]

First he was lay’n the pipe, then he got whacked with a pipe. Karma? :hmmm:

his dome got stapled up where he got hit w/the pipe...what he was hitting w/his pipe got off easy.
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[InChiefsHeaven]

Oh, man....if only some of you knew what your little princesses were up to on friday night. :evil:

You really enjoy being SaulBADGUY don't you?

Do you have a daughter?

[Jawshco]

Oh, man....if only some of you knew what your little princesses were up to on friday night. :evil:

I do know...Sports! Studies have shown that getting your kids involved in a lot sporting activities and school programs is the #1 most effective way to keep them chaste. It's far more effective than church based abstinance pledges (though I don't discourage that).

I know it worked for me. I was so involved in everything HS, I never had time to get into trouble. The year after HS however...totally different story, LOL!

As far as the double standard goes, I wouldn't hit him with a pipe, but I certainly wouldn't be happy with him either. He'll be held just as accountable as she will. I don't want my son doing anything that I wouldn't someone else's son doing under my roof. I know I can't watch my kids all the time, but I sure will try.

[Pitt Gorilla]

3 of them....thankfully. 9 year old, 3 year old, 2 year old. Would I be happy about someone hitting him with a pipe? No. Should he be smarter than being butt ass naked in a 14, 15, 16, 17 year old girls bedroom? Yes.

Would I do the same? Yes. In a heartbeat. But, I will have the young legs of my sons to catch the guy so he can be properly punished.You would beat a girl with a pipe if you caught her in your son's bed?

[Pablo]

You would beat a girl with a pipe if you caught her in your son's bed?Nah, his son would have already beat the poor guy with a pipe...

[Pitt Gorilla]

How can you get arrested for defending your home and family from (for all the father knew), an intruder? He heard noises and investigated. When I hear noises at night and investigate, I grab my pistol. I'm not playin' around when it comes to stuff like that.

This country's going straight to the shitter.I think that's the way to approach the defense. Of course, if he knew the details of the situation, he might be in more trouble. It would be interesting to see how the daughter assesses the situation.

[Mr. Plow]

You would beat a girl with a pipe if you caught her in your son's bed?

I have a 1 year old daughter....that's who I was talking about.

[irishjayhawk]

I have a 1 year old daughter....that's who I was talking about.

That doesn't answer the question.

If you caught a girl in your son's bedroom, would you chase her with a pipe?

[Saulbadguy]

I do know...Sports! Studies have shown that getting your kids involved in a lot sporting activities and school programs is the #1 most effective way to keep them chaste. It's far more effective than church based abstinance pledges (though I don't discourage that).

I know it worked for me. I was so involved in everything HS, I never had time to get into trouble. The year after HS however...totally different story, LOL!

As far as the double standard goes, I wouldn't hit him with a pipe, but I certainly wouldn't be happy with him either. He'll be held just as accountable as she will. I don't want my son doing anything that I wouldn't someone else's son doing under my roof. I know I can't watch my kids all the time, but I sure will try.

That is reasonable.

[Saulbadguy]

I have a 1 year old daughter....that's who I was talking about.

Yeah, if you caught a naked teen in your 1 year old daughters head, a pipe to the head would be a reasonable reaction.

If they were both teenagers, and whatever was going on was consensual, I do not believe a pipe to the head is reasonable. Maybe a slap across the face or a swift kick in the ass to get him the hell out of there, but what the hell, that could have killed him.

[Demonpenz]

Probably the same type of people that sent that one kid to jail for 3 years for a hummer

[Iowanian]

Good for him.

Intruder defense for certain.

[Saulbadguy]

Good for him.

Intruder defense for certain.

Maybe i'm spotty on the whole "intruder defense" law, but if your daughter invites someone in the house are they considered an intruder?

[Huffman83]

You know....I'm a young guy w/ no kids and will probably have everything come back tenfold to me.

But when growing up every time I got a hard time from a girlfriends dad, it just gave me more initiative to **** their daughters harder. Or even just try some of the most screwed up things that I wouldn't normally have a nerve to do. Even to my wife!

And there was nothing more funny than getting some smart ass remark from a girlfriends dad and just reply w/ a smile that says "I win...I'm ****ing your daughter."

And it's been my experience that "Daddy's girls."....are incredibly slutty.

[Friendo]

You know....I'm a young guy w/ no kids and will probably have everything come back tenfold to me.

But when growing up every time I got a hard time from a girlfriends dad, it just gave me more initiative to **** their daughters harder. Or even just try some of the most screwed up things that I wouldn't normally have a nerve to do. Even to my wife!

And there was nothing more funny than getting some smart ass remark from a girlfriends dad and just reply w/ a smile that says "I win...I'm ****ing your daughter."

And it's been my experience that "Daddy's girls."....are incredibly slutty.

it's been my experience that unleashed dogs raise daughters who become porn queens or strippers.

[Iowanian]

That kid should be called "pinata" because her daddy beat him until the candy came out.

[Huffman83]

it's been my experience that unleashed dogs raise daughters who become porn queens or strippers.

And the moral of the story is?!?!?!

Women be scandalous!

[rad]

Maybe i'm spotty on the whole "intruder defense" law, but if your daughter invites someone in the house are they considered an intruder?

Invites? No

Sneaks in? Yes

[Mr. Plow]

That doesn't answer the question.

If you caught a girl in your son's bedroom, would you chase her with a pipe?

I don't think a pipe would be necessary if this were the situation.

[Mecca]

Even if you're one of those overprotective types you can't be hitting your daughters boyfriend in the head with a pipe.

[irishjayhawk]

Even if you're one of those overprotective types you can't be hitting your daughters boyfriend in the head with a pipe.

That's my point of view as well.

[listopencil]

I have a shovel and a very large back yard. I've done things on foreign soil in the middle of the day that would make your blood run cold. What would I have done to that boy? You don't really want to know.

[Valiant]

More news you can use!

Dad arrested after chasing naked teen from daughter's room with pipe
Deltona, Florida - An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room.

Authorities say Raul Colon, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.

When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.

The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.

Colon was arrested on allegations of aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000. The State Attorney's Office will decide whether to file formal charges in the case.

http://tinyurl.com/4cpgrd

Charges??

Seems to me he thought it was an intruder..

[Mr. Plow]

Even if you're one of those overprotective types you can't be hitting your daughters boyfriend in the head with a pipe.

I'm not saying I would hit him in the head with a pipe. Maybe a bat across the leg or something.

Seriously, I had a baby young. I love my kids. But it changes EVERYTHING you are doing or going to do with your life. I want them to have the chance to do the things with their life that I didn't. And having kids young is not the way to do it.

I would do the same for my boys as I would my daughter to prevent it.

[Mecca]

You do understand there are laws and that is assault...there are much better ways to handle things than turning into a violent loon.

And also of course making your daughter despise you at the same time.

[Bwana]

I'm not saying I would hit him in the head with a pipe.


Not my style either, but a fast lesson in "martial arts 101" would be in order.

[rad]

You do understand there are laws and that is assault...there are much better ways to handle things than turning into a violent loon.

And also of course making your daughter despise you at the same time.

Laws? You mean like statutory rape?

[Mr. Plow]

Laws? You mean like statutory rape?

Exactly.

[Iowanian]

Sounds like Mecca doesn't know the first thing about the biological protective instinct to protect a daughter.....and is concerned about the father's of teenage girls with clubs.

[Hammock Parties]

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[Saulbadguy]

Laws? You mean like statutory rape?

JFC - did you ever get laid as a teenager? GMAFB.

[rad]

JFC - did you ever get laid as a teenager? GMAFB.

Yeah I did actually, and I was smart about it and never got caught.

I don't make the frickin' rules, dude.

[JuicesFlowing]

Awesome! Thank Christ I have a son.

[Mr. Kotter]

JFC - did you ever get laid as a teenager? GMAFB.

Frankly, anyone who comes into my house and screws my daughter IN MY HOUSE....deserves a bullet between the eyes. WTF, "Officer, I honestly thought the son-of-a-bitch was a burgler!" Isn't up to them to prove otherwise, given the circumstances? :shrug:

:)

I'm not kidding, even if I'd likely only maime the bastard for life; say a shot-gun blast to the groin.

:D

[Howlin Wolf]

that's right, and remember, fire a warning shot into the ceiling after you shoot him.

[alanm]

Not guilty.

[Saulbadguy]

Frankly, anyone who comes into my house and screws my daughter IN MY HOUSE....deserves a bullet between the eyes. WTF, "Officer, I honestly thought the son-of-a-bitch was a burgler!" Isn't up to them to prove otherwise, given the circumstances? :shrug:

:)

I'm not kidding, even if I'd likely only maime the bastard for life; say a shot-gun blast to the groin.

:D

There is an image that would likely be burned in to any young ladies mind, her boyfriend on top of her, mid-pump, getting his cortex exploded. I'm sure life would be peachy and normal for her for the remainder of her time under the roof.