Tyler Thigpen Will Guide The Chiefs To Victory After He Finishes Sexing Up Skeleton

[Skyy God]

What better way to kick off your Wednesday evening then to have Chiefs' new starting quarterback Tyler Thigpen mock rear-entering a skeletal model. Maybe Coastal Carolina University had just recently generated enough funding to support a human anatomy class and he was just overly excited. Remember, the school's football program began five years ago. That actually might be one of the only groupies the team had. Or perhaps this is a more recent photo and Tyler is demonstrating what he's going to do to the Atlanta Falcons defense this weekend. Regardless of the motivation, rejoice Chiefs fans: your skeleton-banging quarterback is here to resuscitate your offense. Whitlock must be pumped.

http://deadspin.com/5051429/tyler-thigpen-will-guide-the-chiefs-to-victory-right-after-he-finishes-making-gentle-back-door-love-to-this-skeleton

[Thig Lyfe]

http://deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/09/thigpen.jpg

[L.A. Chieffan]

Too skinny for me...

[the Talking Can]

think of him as Carl and the skeleton as KC fans after 15 years failure....

[Hammock Parties]

This might be a good sign. Legends start this way.

[Mecca]

What's he doing banging John McCains wife like that?

[Rain Man]

She's kinda hot.

[the Talking Can]

What's he doing banging John McCains wife like that?

i thought it was Lute Olsen....

[Simply Red]

Niiiice pelvis, don't tell me! don't tell me! emmm eehhh - Jean Paul Gautier?

[stlchiefs]

He's obviously gay.

[chiefs1okie]

The "brother myth" debunked..... just take a look at my "boner" !!!

[HypnotizedMonkey]

He shouldn't do that to Brodie, Kelli might get jealous.

[Sure-Oz]

LMAO

[Donger]

Isn't that a female skeleton?

[the Talking Can]

http://deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/09/thigpen.jpg


they should flash that on the jumbotron when we score

[teedubya]

its better than this, I'd say.

http://archive.profootballtalk.com/QuinnCrotch.jpg

[mikey23545]

What supermodel is he ****ing?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Niiiice pelvis, don't tell me! don't tell me! emmm eehhh - Jean Paul Gautier?

Your compliment was sufficient, Simply Red.

[Simply Red]

Don't touch the watch.

[BigRock]

Are we sure that's really Thigpen? I have no idea what the guy looks like.

[notorious]

I wish Thigpin would have did that to Al Davis's team last week instead of Al Davis himself.

[JuicesFlowing]

Nice apartment. Seriously. It's so clean and vacant. With a skeleton.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I've been told by people in the know that he was a HUGE partier down here. Huge partier.

[Frazod]

What's he doing to Brodie? :eek:

[Hammock Parties]

What's he doing to Brodie? :eek:

THREAD OVER

[prhom]

Looks like Pollard isn't the only Bonecrusher on the team. Ooooh! I'll be here all week folks...

[TRR]

Does anyone else get Elvis Grbac flashbacks when Tyler Thigpen is staring blankly at the sideline??

[blueballs]

and she doubles as a bong

[blueballs]

twigpen

-got nothing

[shaneo69]

Lara Flynn Boyle :shrug:

[The Poz]

they should flash that on the jumbotron when we score

I guess we won't be seeing it then.

[Jewish Rabbi]

they should flash that on the jumbotron when we score

If we score you mean?

[Monty]

Too skinny for me...

Me too.....

It would be similar to riding a bike over railroad tracks........

[phisherman]

Does anyone else get Elvis Grbac flashbacks when Tyler Thigpen is staring blankly at the sideline??

yes, that dude looks as dumb as a box of rocks.

[JuicesFlowing]

The more I see this photo, the more I realize what a douche bag Pigpen is. Does this photo really look like the leader of a professional football team? No. Oh well. I suppose after Sunday it won't matter, because his solid 41% career completion percentage will be of little value to the future of this football team.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Well, one things for sure, he'll have a career day Sunday. 7 for 37, 19 yards and 6 int's.

[KCrockaholic]

think of him as Carl and the skeleton as KC fans after 15 years failure....

ROFLROFLROFL :deevee: .....hilarious but sad at the same time.

[the Talking Can]

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[Sure-Oz]

Well, one things for sure, he'll have a career day Sunday. 7 for 37, 19 yards and 6 int's.

along with LJ 13 carries for -10 yards

[chasedude]

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Ha the question on that one would be who's really screwing who?

[88TG88]

Are we sure that's really Thigpen? I have no idea what the guy looks like.

same here