Avast Mi Hearties! 9/19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day!!

[teedubya]

Batten down the poop deck, ye skallywags!

Ye best be talkin like a pirate or you scurvy dogs will be shown the yard arm and ye be walkin' the plank!

http://talklikeapirate.com

[Bugeater]

Arrr, so ye be wantin' t' go to sea an' ye don't be wantin' t' end up in Davy Jones' Locker. Then ye best be learnin' t' be talkin' like a buccaneer.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Nobody talks like a pirate anymore. Get over it.

[Bugeater]

Nobody talks like a pirate anymore. Get over it.

You dasn't know what ye be talkin' about

[L.A. Chieffan]

The last guy who talked like a pirate to me lost his spleen

[Bugeater]

The last guy who talked like a pirate to me lost his spleen

I be a gentleman o' fortune ye dasn't scare me.

[keg in kc]

I think that'th thuper!

Oh, not a banana smuggler, you mean the 'avast, matey!' variety.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I be a gentleman o' fortune ye dasn't scare me.

Laugh riot....Where did you get that eye-patch? Bergendorffs?

[Bugeater]

Laugh riot....Where did you get that eye-patch? Bergendorffs?

Arrr...no, I got 't at Shipmates Be Us.

[chiefs1111]

who in the hell comes up with stuff like this? lol

[teedubya]

The last guy who talked like a pirate to me lost his spleen

yarr... the last people to not be talkin like a pirate, was neg repped into Davey Jones locker!! You skallywag!

[teedubya]

Yarrrrr. I be downloading all day today!!!

[L.A. Chieffan]

yarr... the last people to not be talkin like a pirate, was neg repped into Davey Jones locker!! You skallywag!

Davey Jones? Maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

[Simply Red]

I don't want you to get drunk, Ari Chi3fs but that's a very
fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

[Bugeater]

who in the hell comes up with stuff like this? lol

Arrr, ye think talk like a pirate day be a joke?

[L.A. Chieffan]

I don't want you to get drunk, Ari Chi3fs but that's a very
fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Rum SR, pirates drink rum.

[Spott]

Argh, do you want to see my Davey Johnson?

[luv]

Argh, do you want to see my Davey Johnson?

Aye.

[teedubya]

I don't want you to get drunk, Ari Chi3fs but that's a very
fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.


Yarr, pirates don't be drinking any bilge-sucking chardonnay. Ye'll meet the rope's end for that, me bucko! We only drink the finest of rum. Yo ho ho me glitter lotion wearing wench!

[Jewish Rabbi]

Ye har, you Planeteers best be talkin' like pirates, savvy?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world!!

http://www.hdtvtotal.com/modules/gallery/albums/hdtvtotal/pirates-xxx/Pirates-XXX-000-cover-front.jpg

[Jewish Rabbi]

I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world!!

http://www.hdtvtotal.com/modules/gallery/albums/hdtvtotal/pirates-xxx/Pirates-XXX-000-cover-front.jpg

Wasn't this the most expensive, and arguably the worst, porno movie ever?

[teedubya]

I am the greatest pirate hunter in the world!!

http://www.hdtvtotal.com/modules/gallery/albums/hdtvtotal/pirates-xxx/Pirates-XXX-000-cover-front.jpg


Yo Ho Ho! Ho's ahoy!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It was the most expensive, but I don't see how you can say a pr0n with Janine and Carmen Luvana taking multiple facials is in any way bad.

[Simply Red]

It was the most expensive, but I don't see how you can say a pr0n with Janine and Carmen Luvana taking multiple facials is in any way bad.

Clearly you've never seen, `Inside Lydia's Ass.`

[teedubya]

Clearly you've never seen, `Inside Lydia's Ass.`


Yarr! I banged a girl named Lydia in the arse, she also worked at Hooters! Yo ho ho!!

[Simply Red]

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

Have ye seen the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!

[Buck]

You look like a butt-pirate

[teedubya]

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate

[Simply Red]

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate
clever

[Howlin Wolf]

any o them fine wenches can walk me plank

[Bugeater]

http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate

What th' hork?

[Bugeater]

Arrr...here be th' thread titles from th' fore page in sea dog.

[Buck]

Arrr...here be th' thread titles from th' fore page in sea dog.

LMAO

[teedubya]

This be the best Talk Like a Pirate Day EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Bugeater]

I wanted t' write a letter t' Th' Forum t' describe a unique Valentine’s Tide experience I had. 't be Febree 14th an' some unattached shipmates an' I be at a local bar. We be sharin' a wee drinks when I noticed an attractive blond lass at th' bar. I be a fairly good lookin' guy an' be havin' had me share o' eye contact in these types o' situations. This lass be lookin' at me wi' a special kind o' look.

I had enough liquid courage in me t' introduce myself. 't turns ou' Michelle be at th' bar all alone. Wouldn’t I like t' join th' lass'? Michelle looked t' be in th' lass' mid twenties, wi' a slim figure an' a firm chest. She be fair skinned an' blond. She might e'en ben a real blond but I nerecare.

We found a table away from me drinkin' buddies. As soon as I sat down Michelle began wi' that casual contact that be so arousin'. First she placed th' lass' hand on me knee, then touched me arm, then me face. Before I knew 't, we be sharin' a long passionate kiss. 't be time t' leave.

At th' lass' apartment, Michelle port me t' open a keg o' wine while she slipped into somethin' more comfortable. When she returned she be wearin' a red teddy an' thong. She looked fantastic! I couldn’t b'lieve me luck. I held th' lass' firm, warm body against mine while we kissed. In a passionate embrace we made our way t' th' below decks.

In th' below decks I laid th' lass' lithe frame on th' bunk while I removed me clothes. I be a wee nervous while disrobin' in fore o' th' lass'. She encouraged me by tellin' me how strong I looked. As I removed me shirt she told me she be eager t' feel th' heat o' me on top o' th' lass'. 't be turnin' me on. I removed me shoes an' socks, then me britches.

As I stood thar in me boxer britches, Michelle could be seein' me manhood bulgin' away. I be as hard as I could be. I pulled down me underbritches t' expose me penis. As Michelle reached fer 't, me heart raced. Soon th' lass' warm hand touched its shaft. I ejaculated. Me man juice coated th' aft o' th' lass' wrist. Some e'en shot wildly fore an' landed on th' lass' disappointed face.

[007]

Why would I want t' waste time speakin' like a swashbuckler?

[QuikSsurfer]

Davey Jones? Maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

I be wonderin' if ye ever gon drop the American Psycho gag, ya bluggerin skalleywag!!

[teedubya]

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[The Franchise]

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?



A BUC AN EARRRRRRRR!!!!

[QuikSsurfer]

Google is getting in on the action:
http://www.google.com/webhp?hl=xx-pirate

[Gonzo]

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[bogey]

what be this talk like a pirate day? me young daughter gained extra points in her 5th grade class by dressin' like a pirate. me thought it was somethin' her teacher made up. this be very intristin' to me. me not very good at typin' like a pirate. aaargh.

[Bugeater]

Yarr....ye best be talkin' like a pirate t'day if ye don't want t' be walkin' the plank.

[FlaChief58]

Huh Huh, that's gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rA6LPHtXjCk

[threebag]

Well blow me down