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angelo
09-25-2008, 09:49 AM
Do any of you know where I can find a Babysitter for Teenager who snuck out of a friends house to drink and smoke pot. The teen is fourteen and was warned that if they could not be trusted they would get a babysitter for after school and when ever the parents were not a home.

I plan for this to be a 6 month to 1 year need. This depends on attitude.

P.s. not my kid but a relation that I am helping out.

any suggestions

Ang

Brock
09-25-2008, 09:52 AM
This should be funny.

MIAdragon
09-25-2008, 09:54 AM
http://www.k9electricdogfence.com/files/1750533/uploaded/IUC-5100.jpg

CosmicPal
09-25-2008, 09:54 AM
This is Chiefsplanet, not Craigslist.

Bwana
09-25-2008, 09:54 AM
Heh this should be gold.

Simply Red
09-25-2008, 09:54 AM
Do any of you know where I can find a Babysitter for Teenager who snuck out of a friends house to drink and smoke pot. The teen is fourteen and was warned that if they could not be trusted they would get a babysitter for after school and when ever the parents were not a home.

I plan for this to be a 6 month to 1 year need. This depends on attitude.

P.s. not my kid but a relation that I am helping out.

any suggestions

Ang


Sedated may be willing. He posts here.

vailpass
09-25-2008, 09:55 AM
What does she look like?

RaiderH8r
09-25-2008, 09:56 AM
I hear this guy is available...

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Sargent_Slaughter-T-Link.jpg

Donger
09-25-2008, 09:56 AM
Do any of you know where I can find a Babysitter for Teenager who snuck out of a friends house to drink and smoke pot. The teen is fourteen and was warned that if they could not be trusted they would get a babysitter for after school and when ever the parents were not a home.

I plan for this to be a 6 month to 1 year need. This depends on attitude.

P.s. not my kid but a relation that I am helping out.

any suggestions

Ang

Is the teen in question male or female?

Mr. Laz
09-25-2008, 09:56 AM
http://www.prestone.com/enlarged/images/prestoneAntiCool3.jpg

triple
09-25-2008, 09:57 AM
Can't help you now but in 4 years I will supervise her drinking and smoking at my place

Braincase
09-25-2008, 09:59 AM
I spoke with a 14 year old kid, and he suggested a young lady name Debra Lafave. Apparently she's available and has no reservations about watching a 14 year old young man, and can also aid in after school tutoring.

vailpass
09-25-2008, 09:59 AM
Can she hold her smoke or does she start to blabber like an idiot and then pass out just when its getting good?

Simply Red
09-25-2008, 10:00 AM
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Goapics1
09-25-2008, 10:04 AM
Can she hold her smoke or does she start to blabber like an idiot and then pass out just when its getting good?

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w137/boatracer5/ChrisHanson.jpg

Bwana
09-25-2008, 10:04 AM
.

LMAO

Yeah, that would do the trick. "Get your crap packed into one sock, or the freak is showing up to watch you M-Kay?"

Mr. Plow
09-25-2008, 10:04 AM
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj157/GONEJONES/weed.jpg



http://www.absolutads.com/mix/absolut_vodka_family.jpg

Mr. Plow
09-25-2008, 10:04 AM
That should keep them busy for awhile.

nychief
09-25-2008, 10:05 AM
This should work out just great.

gblowfish
09-25-2008, 10:06 AM
See, aren't you glad you asked the CP for help? We come runnin!
BTW: There's a full time service bureau that has exactly what you're looking for.
It's called
"MILITARY SCHOOL"

CosmicPal
09-25-2008, 10:09 AM
Honestly, you think a hapless baby-sitter will change things?

He'll just dope her drink and as soon as the baby-sitter/nanny is fast asleep, he will hop out the window and do it all over again.

I recommend building a moat around the house, filling it with live alligators, and setting booby-traps near every exit in the house. And then make the kid read War and Peace.

If you need help, I'll be happy to take all of the liquor and pot out of the house for you. I can store it at my place.

Bwana
09-25-2008, 10:14 AM
Uncle Buck would have been a great hire, but he is taking a dirt nap. (or is that John Goodman? :evil: )

Fish
09-25-2008, 10:14 AM
I know this guy.... he works in a bike shop....

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Monty
09-25-2008, 10:20 AM
I'd recommend this guy after school each day.....I'd like to see him babysit on Sundays too. That would be perfect!!

http://fanyard.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/hermedwards.jpg

Garcia Bronco
09-25-2008, 10:24 AM
I think it's called a Jay-o-bee

vailpass
09-25-2008, 10:26 AM
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w137/boatracer5/ChrisHanson.jpg

Unclinch your butt cheeks there asics my boy. I'm trying to gather some basic facts so as to help this person in their time of need.
You can't determine the proper course of action unless you have data on such factors as THC tolerance level, whether she has ever played Rainbow, if she can keep a secret, etc. etc.

Goapics1
09-25-2008, 10:29 AM
Unclinch your butt cheeks there asics my boy. I'm trying to gather some basic facts so as to help this person in their time of need.
You can't determine the proper course of action unless you have data on such factors as THC tolerance level, whether she has ever played Rainbow, if she can keep a secret, etc. etc.

Calm down pailass. It's okay.

vailpass
09-25-2008, 10:32 AM
Calm down pailass. It's okay.

It isn't like I asked if she is nicely trimmed or keeps it natural. If that is infomation the poster wants to volunteer then fine, we can take it into consideration, but I'm not asking.

chasedude
09-25-2008, 10:36 AM
This guy is living in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!

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QuikSsurfer
09-25-2008, 10:39 AM
Do any of you know where I can find a Babysitter for Teenager who snuck out of a friends house to drink and smoke pot. The teen is fourteen and was warned that if they could not be trusted they would get a babysitter for after school and when ever the parents were not a home.

I plan for this to be a 6 month to 1 year need. This depends on attitude.

P.s. not my kid but a relation that I am helping out.

any suggestions

Ang

Wat?

vailpass
09-25-2008, 10:44 AM
Wat?

You act like it isn't a perfectly rational, sane act to look for a caretaker for a troubled teen on Chiefs Planet. I know I'm here to help.

StcChief
09-25-2008, 10:49 AM
sounds like a 14 yo. that needs all his toys taken away. Serious attitude adjustment.

Molitoth
09-25-2008, 10:56 AM
a teen that is experiementing with pot/alcohol? no way!

Instead of telling them NOT to do it, (they will do it anyway).... teach them how NOT to get caught, and how to be SAFE while using it.

Pablo
09-25-2008, 11:18 AM
You have two babysitters on the end of your arms.

A couple good punches every time you leave the house followed up with a healthy dosage of muscle relaxers and your teen won't be going anywhere.

Redrum_69
09-25-2008, 11:21 AM
Do any of you know where I can find a Babysitter for Teenager who snuck out of a friends house to drink and smoke pot. The teen is fourteen and was warned that if they could not be trusted they would get a babysitter for after school and when ever the parents were not a home.

I plan for this to be a 6 month to 1 year need. This depends on attitude.

P.s. not my kid but a relation that I am helping out.

any suggestions

Ang


go to the kansas bureau of investigation, look up watchdog

do a search for your neighborhood, then contact one of those people...

I'm sure they be happy to help you...

Iowanian
09-25-2008, 11:21 AM
14?!!!

Mecca will probably have time, but he'll have to check out the Yute's myspace page first.

Redrum_69
09-25-2008, 11:23 AM
14?!!!

Mecca will probably have time, but he'll have to check out the Yute's myspace page first.



mecca is too busy surfing exgf.com for his new "girlfriend"

triple
09-25-2008, 11:30 AM
a teen that is experiementing with pot/alcohol? no way!

Instead of telling them NOT to do it, (they will do it anyway).... teach them how NOT to get caught, and how to be SAFE while using it.

great idea... this will ensure your kid spends most of their time doing this stuff the rest of their life, too

Brock
09-25-2008, 11:33 AM
a teen that is experiementing with pot/alcohol? no way!

Instead of telling them NOT to do it, (they will do it anyway).... teach them how NOT to get caught, and how to be SAFE while using it.

The path to an awesome future, for sure.

sedated
09-25-2008, 11:33 AM
Do any of you know where I can find a Babysitter for Teenager who snuck out of a friends house to drink and smoke pot.

I'll watch the kid, depending on if he gets KB's or schwag.

Simply Red
09-25-2008, 12:08 PM
I'll watch the kid, depending on if he gets KB's or schwag.


Brown frown

angelo
09-25-2008, 12:08 PM
I am really disappointed with everyone.

I offer you a juicy opportunity to be as stupid or as clever as you want and these are your responses.

No more t-ball for you guy's.

Ang

Simply Red
09-25-2008, 12:11 PM
I am really disappointed with everyone.

I offer you a juicy opportunity to be as stupid or as clever as you want and these are your responses.

No more t-ball for you guy's.

Ang

this thread reeks of pot!

JuicesFlowing
09-25-2008, 01:18 PM
This has been the funniest thread in a while ...

*edit The first page was funny at least

Rausch
09-25-2008, 01:28 PM
I use to work with special needs kids, so yeah, I could probably help your relation out...

Redrum_69
09-25-2008, 01:42 PM
I use to work with special needs kids, so yeah, I could probably help your relation out...


so does nick athan...everytime dealing with claythan.

Hog's Gone Fishin
09-25-2008, 02:00 PM
Thres a website you can check out: www.ToostupidtofindbabysittersoIaskChiefsplanetinstead.com (http://www.ToostupidtofindbabysittersoIaskChiefsplanetinstead.com)

Mr. Flopnuts
09-25-2008, 02:26 PM
Maybe we could get an english tutor and you could sit in?

Mr. Flopnuts
09-25-2008, 02:27 PM
By the way, are you saying you and this kid have relations? Just curious.

Lzen
09-25-2008, 02:32 PM
I know this guy.... he works in a bike shop....

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Disturbing. I had forgotten that episode.

sedated
09-25-2008, 02:42 PM
I use to work with special needs kids, so yeah, I could probably help your relation out...

Really, it's only a side thing for my true passion. I work with retards.